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[size=18pt]hahahah! na him be say church go empty naaa[/size]

9jatatafo:
Oga pastor please include yahoo-yahoo boys, politicians, traders that sell fake goods, fake drug dealers, drug peddlers, ritualists and land grabbers.

lagoon will drown the Yoruba!
Yoruba! Yoruba!!

lagoon will drown them and their oba
my dear bigot!

timidapsin:
[size=14pt]Mainland bridge is falling down
falling down!
falling down!!
Mainland bridge is falling down

My dear Lagosians[/size]

forkadict bro, you never wan hang booth ni? sideline bench dey here ooo. come perch with me. siddon dey look tinz

hmm! nefertitiram you still dey this thread? you are one of the oldies i met here many "years" ago. mummy phema and fabulous mum set. i hope they haven't made you mod here yet? Are you on your 4th missionary journey?

nefertitiram:
Some babies stay till 42 weeks, especially first babies. 38 weeks birth is pushing your luck. She can apply for an extension. It will take as long as 6 mths to 1 year but she has to apply 45 days before her stay expires. She would have had her baby and zapped before she gets a response. But she has to face the hurdle of discussing why she applied for an extension during her renewal interview

you are happy you fooled, deceived and scammed a 90yr old to death abi?

Tycoflu:
Must everything be about politics wailers? She died at age 90 for crying out loud. This is a celebration of life and one day, mama will be cerebrated as one of the advocates of the great change we are experiencing. As for the fellow that said she died a wasteful life, pray that you reach 60 years talk more of 90.

i think he released it too early... na now the whole country scatter

laurel03:
Eedris should go and remix that song "Nigeria Jagajaga, everything scatter scatter"

that guy is good with words. He drop the undiluted TRUTH!!

rockcitie:
Charles Novia has done it again! Good one!

baba i duff my carp! you be QUORA!!

Freelanswer:
Where are the two masters? Did the news say he prayed for the Ooni in the name of Balogun? The bible is full of prophets playing spiritual roles in the lives of Kings including pagan Kings like Daniel in the lives of Nebuchadnezzar and other Babylonian Kings; Joseph and Moses in the lives of the Pharaohs, etc. We commend the efforts of these Nigerian prophets to take over the kingdoms of this world. "The kingdoms of this world have become the kingdoms of our God and of His Christ" (Rev 11:15)

your girlfriend is zinny, i was on same plane with her. Brotherly, na here u carry the matter come? Just relax and face your life cus she is facing hers. you can come and join her if you care..greetings from Texas.

epelumi42:
Well, We've been together since last year and I'm aware that her parents are based in US. She told me she was preparing for something big and said she wanted to make it a surprise. Two days to her leaving, she told me she won't be available for two days. Her cell will be off, and that I shouldn't worry. Well, since I travelled, I had no chance to check or do anything. After the two days break, she just called to tell me she had landed safely and I was like, where? Story short. She said she was scared of telling me because I'd be disappointed and that it was gonna affect me.
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Well, she went to do her masters program and she won't be coming back till the end of the year because she already told me she doesn't wanna settle down in the US. Dunno what to do. I've been so pissed with her.
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please take time to read, it helps you contribute constructively. No dey read headline come dey yarn opata...

feldido:
Shey na deadbody he de clean?

when i saw a picture of you on ur profile, i certainly took it that is not all organism that needs response. Just look at how beggarly you look, yet you have the gumption to insult someone you dont know.

Speechless3:
I guess to you looking fair is looking healthy mtcheew.

it is inherent...auto-immune.. take it easy on him..

OAFMods:
Try get sense now. How much joy do you derive from showing off so much stupidity ?

You ask what could it be? It is because of the fall in global oil price. Even my big employer has changed in his attitude.

Europija:
Hello all...My boyfriend started acting strange...I have been together with him for 4 years and now he started calling me only at night from midnight and he doesn't pick my calls when it is day time.

When he calls me at night we will talk for 1 or 2 hours and he will be happy when he talks to me and still talks about future... When i ask him why he doesn't pick my call at day time he will give me some silly excuse like he was sleeping etc..Also he doesn't have a job and we live in different countries...I am thinking maybe he is cheating on me but why then is he not sleeping with that girl at night? If he has a woman he would also stay at night with her...right? What could it be??

If she dumps her personality to live as these pipo u mentioned, who will be omosexy? U want her to be a photocopy instead of an original. Is her fate n destiny same as theirs? Do they have same calling?

ugosly:
Even the continuos use of 'sexy' in her name calls for serious concern.
I have no qualms with her looking good or seeking to stay in the limelight, but I think that as a married woman and a mother of 4 grown kids she is too old to have her fans continue to objectify and portray her as a sex symbol.She ought to be creative and move on to more mature stuff and activities.
You need to check out ladies like Mo Abudu,Joke Silva, Onyeka Onwenu just to mention a few, they are still shinning in the lime light and yet not selling or exuding sexuality.

The guy dey laugh am sef!

Family man earning this as salary?? God please save us.

He is in ajegunle forming yankee with em posts so that girls on forum go follow am or fall for his reserve scam whenever he is ready to pull it on them. He wil be like "babe check out my posts on NL, does it potray nigerian resident?

almujeebe:
Are u talking foreign movie?


In nigeria 911 which network is that?
Dial 911 on your phone, u will hear "the number u are dialing is not correct, pls check the number and try again" till he will kill your sis

We didn't ask foreigners' opinions. Naija problem needs undiluted nigerian solution.

Motherfucker2:
****
What are you gonna do if your sister's husband is hitting her ?? Fight the husband ??
When the police comes, two of you are going to jail.

The best thing to do is call 911, they will be there in the next minute and his ass will be in jail for domestic violence, and spouse battery and some other charges.

On my own, I am seriously working hard to diversify my income and investments from oil FULLY. Whoever knows more avenues should synergize. Internet marketing is already getting promising though I started some months ago.

Bros you no go understand that kind faith. Yours no dey see moving mountain as anything. Your faith fit convert bakery to 15 - trains NLNG plant within a week. I mean with your kind of faith, you can beg a beggar at beggars junction to lend you 10 million naira.

whatsupguys:
all of these on top say I get believe? Guy I dash you 'believe' too oo!

You got only one like! Kudos! In this economic hardship where personalities are yet to receive decent burial, na to waste moni to bury foolish olokpa.

Juxtified:
He's dead already, for the sake of his family the police should do something however small.
Even if its just to call the family to come carry their dead for burial

I love the way you keep swapping ur surreal positions phantasmagorically. Now you are Nlng phantom special advicer, other times u would return as an expectant GT candidate. Pls advice them if you were their executive director, HR.

whatsupguys:
If I was in a position to advice the company I would say they should just take the 80. You know why? They retire people every year, recruit fresh graduates maybe one in seven years. For the purpose of sustainability they need a lot of people considering factors like possible attrition, sack, deaths etc in order to create organisational/generational balance. I assume majority of the people there have almost worked at least a decade of their professional life. They wouldn't just look at the ball from one angle, its a round one with a caveat.

This one no concern oga forkadict, him money don dey count. But bros do go pin down for bonny ohh! Dey there follow others dey monitor oil/gas price. Better that way

whatsupguys:
Let say worse case scenario they take between 37 and 40 for first batch right? Let us not forget no matter how bad business is, they still need fresh recruits for the purpose of business continuity.

Your faith strong walahi. You fit endure epilepsy, i swear.

Channels Tv: Nigeria oilfields face shutdown amidst low oil prices.
Abeg oh, not now am on time-off. Let me get back to offshore next week before the thing they crash to $4. Its better the prices crashes fatally while I am onboard. Make I no dey house dey receive this kind shutdown news abeg.

Yes their coming back isn't a goodnews for naija but it is a good news for them. It is on the other side of the divide that I stood to congratulate them. For every 'bad news', it is a good news somewhere. If welike to get sense, its left for us. It is not the bloody concern of the world.

whatsupguys:
Iran coming back isn't any good news for Nigeria, infact more Bad news! Maybe soon our oil wells will become antiquities...we didn't do what was needed when we should have, maybe now our future generations may have to pay for our recklessness. It is time for us to think.

I am glad this Nlng adventure has added weight to our portmanteu box of stories we gonna tell our kids in future about our struggles in the country called Nigeria.

Iran is back! Congrats! This Nlng wait is becoming so adventorous and same time almost tragic for the suspense in it is enormous. In fact any offer made in this current situation, its an undilluted miracle and favor of the century. Bespoke Miracle! This is my take. #MindZeroing#GTmailcontent#whocantell#successmail#medical#bonnyencarta#

I hope they are not waiting for dangote to come settle them. Lawma will treat them as trash

Heaven didn't fallen. Iranu!

HerexG:
didn't Drake burst Chris Browns mouth, did heaven fell ?

February? More like waiting for us too to get offer. *winks*

forkadict:
Yeah true. I am having as much rest as I can now and will begin shopping and other psychological preps in earnest.

Bro, me sef confuse pass all of una on top d marra. But we can't really blame them tho. But then, we may still blame them cos by now u guys shud have had a situation report.

Arsenal my club pls win this game. Please!