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Hear say na ijaw tradition be this. But which kind stupid tradition be this this na

The beauty of Nigeria is that Nigeria is not a dull country like many european nations. It must entertain you in any way.

You are nursing a heart break. Stop chatting and seeing each other and move on.

TheUndercover:
Ask yourself these questions:

- What if I disappear, will they look for me?

- If I decide to go offline, will people notice?

- If people don't get reminded of my birthday, will they celebrate me?

- If I become bedridden due to illness for number of days or months, who will stay by my side?

- When I'm gone, what will people remember me for?

- If I'm in the darkest part of my life, who will show me the light?

- If death comes knocking, what will be my deepest regret?

Sooner or later, you'll realise what/who really matters, who never did and who always will.

It's no other person than my mother.

Na only akirika business i did with hushpuppi - abba kyari

How will this change the price of garri in the market....?

Pls what time are they going to play?

Pls someone should help me out; Is the game going to be play in 9 am or pm?? I really want to watch this match.

Getsaved:
Know this, anybody the northern elite picked, that person must be a traitor to his own people and an already made tool in the hands of the fulani and Islamic jihadist to fulfil their evil plan

Akpabio is snake o i sabi him well well bro. He will outwit his northern counterparts and make them believe he is their stooge and slave, but once he hold power he will turn tiger. Akpabio is worse than buhari times 5 when it comes to power intoxication. But one thing I Like about the man is that he no dey joke with infrastructural development oo. With him as president, Nigeria would witness a massive infrastructural revolution.

I'm yet to see any meaningful development or industry udom the clown has done in ikot ekpene senatorial district since 2015 he enter office. Any way i blame akpabio the id!ot that didn't use his office to bring / attract any industry or company to ikot ekpene senatorial district.!

I know what Akpabio the clown is doing. He is after his own selfish interest. He want to make buhari and his fellow northerners believe that he is their loyalist and stooge to win their trust and support for his 2023 presidential ambition.

Fear of nddc forensic audit

So udom is not commissioning it again in december 2021 just to use it as propaganda for 2023 politics at the detriment of the people He is a damn scammer.! I won't be surprise if he change his useless power for all initiative from 2021 to 2022. Spits

Offpoint1:
If you are blunt guy: Hey babe, mind we fxck tonight?

If you're shy: Baby I need you tonight...


If you're good guy: Gist, hold hands, rob lap to active the activator.


If you're bad guy: Take a bath, come out naked with hard on, walk up to her, point a finger to your dick and say "Baby my snake is hungry... Can you feed him please?


If you're a pastor, don't do anything, Devil will use you USEFULLY

Hahahahahahaha bad guy

Ilaumoh:
Lol. You truly lack info or you are just one hell of a bitter soul.. The coconut refinery will be commission September this Year . Test running will be done in July ok.

My relative live close to the refinery bro. And been giving me a lot of info about it.

Ilaumoh:
Again ask question before commenting.. The ikot ekpene hotel is now manage by Marriott group of companies and will be commission in December..
Meanwhile it's 95% completed now..

Good for him. But logically the building shouldn't take that long to be commission since it's 95% completed. Think he has a secret motive for that.

I will celebrate when Exxon Mobil or any IOC announce that they are relocating to the buiilding or else it's just a waste like the four point by sharaton hotel in Ikot Ekpene.!

His useless coconut factory and the car assembly plant that he stup!dly claim to commision on febuary have been criminally slowed by him and use covid 19 as a smoke screen for his criminal intent to be commision in 2022 to use it as a propagander for his 2023 ambition to the detriment of Akwa ibomites. Spits

Udom is a scam. He sails through his paid media propaganda to the detriment of the poor masses. If he has attracted so much industries to the state then akwa ibom would have been the least unemployed state in Nigeria. I blame the stup!d akpabio for his stup!d choice of udom to succeed him as a governor in 2015. Spits

TheUndercover:
Bring up your son with affection till he is five years of age, then be strict with him for the next ten years,

...and when a son attains the age of sixteen, start treating him like a friend.

Please can you elucidate more on this?

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It’s been a sad and shocking 24 hours for us all. When the news made its way on to social media it first sounded fake. Then the official organs confirmed it and we’ve all been left shaking our heads in disbelief. Then the conspiracy theorists began to yarn their plots and sub plots. Try as they may nothing has really stuck. A Biafran site even had the photo of a similar aircraft with a dark package stuck underneath the aircraft carriage. Obviously photoshopped. Unfortunately the internet conmen behind the photo were in such a hurry to spin the story of a bomb explosion onboard the aircraft, they did not study the photograph enough. The Nigerian officers in the photo were disembarking and not embarking on the photoshopped, “bomb strapped’ aircraft. They ought to post something a little more convincing. It is unfortunate that some Nigerians think this man was eliminated, these same Nigerians have rejected the official line about bad weather. Nothing you say will convince them - the man was eliminated - simple. But something even more disturbing got me thinking today. Has it occurred to us what would have happened if this man had been a Southerner - a Yoruba man , Edo, Igbo, Ijaw or an Ibibio man? Our current agitators, majority made up of conspiracy theorists would have gone into a violent war dance. They would have fanned ethnic embers into huge roaring flames. “The Fulani occupiers have eliminated our own”, would have been their chants. Therefore I am compelled to ask these ones, “Did the Fulani occupiers therefore eliminate their own handpicked Northern military appointee?” Why have they kept quiet about this? In Nigeria we fanatically believe in God but reject, simple unexplained ‘Acts of God’. Simple Accidents. There must be something behind it. It is too simple and too natural. Acts of God are mysteries that demand investigation in Nigeria. And even when we say the mystery has been solved - there remains layers of conspiracies that remain unsolved. I have had to come to the conclusion that the Nigerian mind is unnaturally convoluted. I am myself sometimes guilty. Conspiracies hide behind every green leave and under every rock. And this has fuelled our paranoia, our superstition and suspicion across tribes. Deep in the Nigerian psyche is a deep mistrust about everything, except maybe the air we breathe. Could this be the influence of culture? In some parts of Nigeria you don’t accept a drink in your brother’s house until your brother or trusted friend has poured the drink into your empty cup and drunk out of it. In my place the act is called, “Removing the witchcraft or poison”. I say the witchcraft is not in the drink but in our minds. Is our local culture steeped in mistrust, that our perception is distorted and this might explain why we are the number one conspiracy capital of the world. We are easy prey to people who play on our minds. For example there are some reading this who still believe the man in Aso Rock is a surgically enhanced Sudanese. It’s funny but such mindset is tragic. Can we therefore simply believe that the aircraft flew into bad weather and was diverted from a military strip to a civilian airport- where it struggled to land and unfortunately crashed. May we be delivered from conspiratorial minds and allow the dead rest in peace. The bereaved deserve an uncluttered space to mourn..

How does this news benefit the common man on the street?

Godswill Akpabio.. The uncommon transformer

I know that Idiot that paraded himself as Akwa ibom governor will finish that flyover in 2022 to use it as a propaganda for 2023 election after 7 years of abandonment. Spit

DICKstractor:



I can't wait to ask him why he haven't completed eket road he demolished since his first tenure

Get ready for exuses, like lack of fund, or covid 19 is the cause or that the contractor was dead and buried and he is looking for a new contractor to sign a new contract with

Lol old news. Idongesit Nkanga was dead.

How does this change the price of garr in the market?

This is a clear depiction of Buhari and and fulani people. As evident in his lopsided appointments, where fulanis head 90 percent of federal appointments in the country. Spit!

Clowns. They know what they should do stop all these mess but they won't. They should appoint southerners in key positions in the country rather than making one tripe or region feels superior above others. Because as for now fulani heads 80 percent of key positions in the country. Those who make peaceful change impossible, makes violence change inevitable. Oh wait! He even appoint another fulani to head the town hall meeting

When will full operations commence on these projects That's what udom the hype master fail to mention.! Ten years will come and go they will still say work is ongoing. If he want us to take him seriously, he should pull his head off his ass and mention the year/month the works on the said project will finish and operations started otherwise he should go and sit down.!