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I heard the party's venue is here. Ha! I don tire gan ni o after all the treking and hustling. Please, can anyone get me a very cold drink + ise ewu.
DJ raise the roof! Please, play me Sean Tizzle's Sho Lee. I dedicate the song to Debosky.

bicorn: Oh I see..I remember u now. Gimme ur email addy Or phone no so I can send her no to u

Thanks bro.

DMainMan: Guy answer my question na. I need to help dis guy. D recruitment is for d next batch of dose doin Nysc after yours. They arent your competitor. Awaiting your reply. Thanks

I'm sorry bro. I was about answering your question when my battery went flat.
The test had three sections; Numerical reasoning, logic reasoning, and figure/spatial recognition.
The numerical reasoning section contained simple Mathematics problem that involved %, ratio etc. The logic section was all about reading some essays and indicating valid statements that perfectly summarise a part/whole of the essay. Good luck bro

bicorn: Twas OK.
Yea i did my test 9am on fridayI.
But I'm curious y ur interview won't be till Friday. About 6 of us were interviewed today.

Did mine 9 am too. I was the guy in white shirt who first sat beside a guy in suit before been told to change seat. I later sat beside the plus size lady.
I ought to have been interviewed yesterday but I was rescheduled for Friday because I'm at the moment far away from Lagos. Please, I need the number of the Lady that invited you for the interview. I forgot to save it and there is something important I need to discuss with her.

bicorn: Yes . I had an interview this afternoon

How was it? Mine is scheduled for Friday.
Did you write your test on Friday, 9am?

Has anybody been invited for interview?

I'm at the venue. Who is there with me?

Libra-kid:
BSU makurdi

Alrite. You're welcome on board.

Libra-kid:
wishin all of us a supadupa day ahead!
A'14 all the way!

Yes o A'14 all the way by God's grace. Representing which school?

Check your mail guys.
I just got an invite for a reasoning test. Mine is scheduled for this friday, 8am.

The thing don tire me o. It's more than a month now. They should atleast let us know how far.

I wasn't opportuned to know her. But I felt this strong connection with her while reading her diary this morning. She was a strong hearted, ambitious, independent lady. So sad she is gone. RIP sister. May God grants the family the fortitude to bear the loss.
Death is truly inevitable!

@CSO. You get eyes o. How could you sight a beauty while performing your primary duty? Are you sure you've not been risking our lives? You know how dangerous this area is. But mehn, 'Tutu is there'. I was prompted to check out her profile by your frequent pleads. And I must say I was far from been disappointed. All the best with her. But no go leave your post at anytime 'cos of her. I no wan lose my laptop and phones. Lols!
My eyes now widely opened. I may be lucky like the CSO oneday.
@ALL Good morning guys.
You know what? Rough nights are real BUT more real is the joy that comes in the morning. Keep the hope alive. Be optimistic. Very soon you'll have cause to smile again. Never give up, there is light at the end of the tunnel!
Happy new week.

rhazur: Morning housemates......wishing you guyz a lovely day ahead. I hail ooo mr chem engr @sawyer

Bros, na you be the real boss. May your days be long in good health and prosperity. Do have a nice day.

1 in 4 children witness violence against their mother in their homes. Research has shown that domestic violence is the leading contributor of death, disability and illness of women under 45. Who knows that Anty's death might have been caused by her husband physical assault!


How does your boyfriend/fiance treats you?. If he is violent, never marry him with the hope that he would change. Now, that you're still intact, is the best time to remove that high heel shoe and run as fast as you can from him because risk of violence remain strong in a relationship which has been a feature in the past.


"Violence against women" is any act that results in, or is likely to result in physical, sexual or mental harm or suffering to women including threats of such acts. Examples are rape, Female Genital Mutilation (FGM) popularly called female circumcision, forced marriage, acid attack, forced abortion etc. Bros, have you forgotten how you had carnal knowledge of that young lady against her wish? I n a saner society you should be confined to a 4-wall room.

Physical/psychological violence is never seen as acceptable and today, November 25th being International day for the Elimination of Violence against Women, I totally condemn it!

If you're experiencing it, speak out and seek for help before it consumes you.
If you're a perpetrator, the law will catch up with you oneday. But remember 'what goes around comes around'!
To you reading this, stand up, speak against it, condemn it and fight for the victims.

May God bless the womanhood!

And Mr I'm-the-best-analyst who knows no wrong is here again.
Reminder: Spurs 0 VS West ham 3
Your 'beasting' Dembele and Paulinho were in action. Iyen nko?

Yes o, that is true.
Oga Ibime was shouting into our ears how Spurs' midfield of Paulinho- Dembele would beast the EPL.
They are no doubt beasting it by being shi.ted upon by every tom, dic..k and harry.
Mtchew, awon Spurs yen komo anything play jor even Bale FC would have done better!

[quote author=bibson][/quote]Nice meeting you here. No, we were not mobilised due to a departmental technical issue. What dept.?

Brotherly, I greet you o. Good morning.
Mehn. Lols. Darkangel is simply high on super glue. Are you sure you're not in a wrong thread?

obinoral: I went to emure ekiti and i saw the orientation camp, imagin the thought that went through my head.

And what were the thoughts?

obinoral: you no sleep ni?

I actually did. I am an early-to-bed-early-to-rise kind of person. Good morning.

Funpeter: why you na come as woman i for marry u? lolz

Haha bros,why o?

Just discovered I have not introduced myself.
I'm Sanya a graduate of Chemical Engr, Unilorin. I have been a silent ardent follower of this thread. It's been fun and educative.
Patiently waiting for batch A.
Shout out to the CSO,Funpaul & Peter, Tutuliscious,Yask2guy,Tunapa, Coolutemper, angeltolly, David etc.
#Oneluv!

greatgod2012: When he was a student there, was he a full-time or part-time stydent
Did he always receive lectures in the normal lecture room like others or he had a separate class
Is he among the first-class students
Can we see his CA and exam scripts

When did he normally go for his lectures
So many questios on my mind, anyway, congratulatios sir, your Excellency!

Go through your post again. Did you read the post at all? First class ke. Nibo? We are talking of a doctorate degree here.
Do you even understand what the programme entails? I was surprised to see part time/full time and recieving lectures in class room in your post. Go learn more about what it entails to bag a doctorate degree so as to avoid further embarrasment on a public forum.

Why are you guys surprise? I have seen a lot of people with tighter schedule than the Governor undergoing a doctorate degree programme. It's all about commitment, proper planning and time management. Congrat to his Excellency.

Happy birthday bro. Wish you the very best in life.
Where is the venue?

Seun has to organise English language tutorial for his Mods.
Jeez! Please, let someone correct the topic.

The person behind the fake twitter handle ought to be naked and thoroughly flogged at one of these village squares.

cherriex: Can't understand why they refuse to include my name on batch C,nways all disappointmnts hav always been blessings in disguise for me.

Me too. Really hope and pray the Batch A posting won't be different. How are you?

Where is Tanimola22? He is such a brilliant,ambitious and ever-ready-to-help guy.
I hope, anywhere you are, you are doing good.
Guess your dream of working with one of these MNCs has finally been achieved.

Jarus: A lot of people thinkk oil and gas is about Shellk, Chevron, Mobil and Chevron alone. Unknown to many folks, there are many relatively unknown independents that pay only a little less than these IOCs. Many people have not heard of Afren, Sapetro, Seplat etc that offer bastard pay. A friend recentlky moved to Addax for 15m. He has 5 years experience like me. A colleague was recently poached by one independent just coming to Nigeria. He must have been offered more than 20m for him to have accepted the offer because he was earning close to that before. NB: I have always said money is not the only thing and oil and gas is not the only sector. If you're good, irrespectie of where you work, money wilkl soon come. In fact, at some point ,all these things converge, irrespective of the industry you work. a E

Oga Jarus, most of these independents rarely employ graduates with close to zero experience in the industry. They are mostly after experienced guys.
Bros, do you know of any Independent that has solid graduate trainee program and how can a recent graduate become their employee?

...and at last the thread went dead!
Too bad. RIP!

I would have loved to show my worwor pix too but I trust nairalanders na abuse dem go use bath me.
On a serious note, Nigerians arent that badlooking compare to other Africans.
#TeamNaija4Life

Fingers still crossed. Nov is counting down already

purplemia: The job on that website is not for pre-nysc recruitment, its a job in kano, pls for those that applied, what exactly did you apply for, did you actually see the "pre-nysc internship portal"

I applied for the internship. Guess the link has been removed.

Nawa o. It's getting too long. When do you think the internship will start?