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Step2002: Now the world is seeing what I'm seeing, but me i no vex o...even if na partia,no wahala for me o,because if one adores the throne, then the throne will get to him.I remain loyal Sirs.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha...Uncle Step, no nah.....if we dey talk of vehicle, this one no follow na. even US customs release am fast fast, make the vehicle no deface them ports. that's why it came in early. you are already on the throne so no dey look side stool o!!! i am more loyal o!

calculusx: [size=15pt]I couldn't believe it all happened within a month,very rear. Bought this Camry 24th of October and Vessel berth Lagos Today 22nd of November 2012. Its a Pre-order REDEFINED.

I have argued it on a thread on NL that its impossible to buy,ship and clear within a month,though I know the reason why this is so and for those who care to know I can explain it,this is my fasest pre-order.

Bought this Camry after Mr. Steph's Highlander and I couldn't believe it came before the HL, Mr. Sawyerr, you are UNIQUE in everyway.[/size]

Calculusx....na you dey make me unique o! thanks for upgrading me. most times i just wonder how you get things done so professionally.
keep it up.

calculusx: [size=15pt]Exactly 3days of initiating this thread, it had generated so much views, an average of 131 views daily. I promise to serve NLers better and better day by day[/size]

boss, i had written this before and would keep writing it again. its a quote from the movie 3 idiots, "Pursue excellence, and success will follow… pants down...!" that's just what is happening.

Step2002: Continuation...I was informed of every step with unedited pictures,I followed the car to the gas station for a full tank of gasoline...yes not petrol...well, na you sabi o if you say na the same thing, I will advice you to forget dictionary and believe that US of A gasoline no be the same thing with capital oil...sorry, Naija sold petrol. I got pictures upon pictures for every move...

Calculusx, now i think i need an explanation as to why i didn't get gasoline in my truck!!! if you were planning saving the best for the last, oya i need am now. both Petrol o, gasoline o, PMS o, call am wetin u wan call am, all dey scarce for ph.

Uncle Step, i really no understand Calculusx procedures as to giving incentives. you talk sey my car na almost twice your price but your incentive wan come x4 my incentive. this is suspicious o....lol.....anyway na firstborn them dey take learn to raise pikin. na second born dey enjoy experienced hand.

Step2002: No potential client shall leave this thread without a pre-order. Every obstacle to your new ride shall be removed. Indecision shall not be your lot, for this is my Pulpit, and from here I declare and watch it come to pass.
Oga Sawyer,Thank you Sir for your presence, may your water bucket never become a basket.

yes o! many many amen to that. its either i'm here or here, there is nowhere else! Uncle Step, this your HL clean o, i just keep coming back to see pictures of it. i envy the 3rd row in your ride. always wanted one. nice one.

this your thread dey entertain me. you be poet lol

calculusx: [size=15pt]You can have everything you want,just not all at once. Vessel Conveying 2001 Toyota Camry Sailed. ETA is 26-11-2012[/size]

Pre-order redefined!!!! sourcing, buying, shipping, arrived Lagos and customs clearing all scheduled to happen within 1 month. and as we speak, still on point. who could be better? what could be better?

welldone Calculusx.

calculusx: [size=15pt]Amen,amen and amen. Your prayer reminds me of prayers and blessings I received on my wedding day from my parent,I felt the grace deep inside of me. I have a cat to let out of the bag.

Don't go away,stay glued to this thread. Will brb[/size]

Your pre-orders go beyond expectation. we are glued ready for lovely photos. welldone boss

Step2002: And it continues... With such comments as above, exuding joy, fraternity,tranquility and confidence,the above thread became a regular for me...pls take time out and visit the above thread...It became a place of fun, information and amazement.The Boss (Calculusx) used the thread to launch his first NL pre-order and what a blast it turned out to be,the ride was unbelievable, but strikingly fitting for such a remarkable client with class.I believe CalculusX must have surprised even himself with the success of that pre-order...I can only say that "the eagle perched on the Iroko", and the sight was a wonder to behold..."happy customer, happy driving, happy business..." you say sir,who has got first class experience of it more than you...none at all to our knowledge, you are the primus among a happy band...

I'm so locked on this thread. nice one Sir.

Step2002: So i continue.... I threw caution to the winds...not very far off though...as I went for option 1 and paid 50% of the amount intended for the vehicle, that was when due to my hesitation, we missed a golden offer by split seconds. I paid money to someone I've never seen in person just on the bases of gut feeling,hmm na wa o...if na 419 wetin i for talk sef . In the course of this, i was led to the thread of his first NL pre-order client, on this thread i met an evidently happy customer who in no small measure allayed the remaining fears i had. That's Senior Sawyer, the unique Nairalander, the forerunner that pre-ordered a 4runner. He had used option two, paying fully for a vehicle that cost more than double of mine. He was the worthy number one...

i remain humble and grateful. this was the genesis https://www.nairaland.com/1024695/unique-pre-order-unique-nairalander
Uncle Step, no fear. if na 419, our mind for don tell us. we no go even reach discussion, not to talk of negotiating. God dey our side. FYI...option 2 is always cheaper...lol...for the smaller boys like me. na Senior men dey do option 1. oh oh, i just noticed you did option 1. seven gbosa for you sir.
this is a thread for men, not just for boys like me.

Calculusx, happy customer, happy driving, happy business....you remain my auto dealer by default!

Step2002: In continuation... Of course i replied immediately to his mail, confirming of my readiness to look at his offers with due consideration. Without wasting time, this man sent me about six (6) different offers each representing certain categories ranging from, quite a distance below my expectation in condition and price, to quite a distance above my expectation in... price alone of course (who no like better thing),all with pics,details and carfax reports,I guess he was trying to place a finger on what my taste and strength really was. By the time he got my comments on his offers, we were already on the same page on what I'll like, and then the real work commenced...the search for my ride. I must say that i was very picky and that's very difficult to handle if you want to seal a deal, however my guy Calculusx was remarkably patient throughout the period, never for once did i sense desperation in either his mails nor his voice. As a matter of fact, his right choice of words, easy to deal with personality,dedication to duty were so captivating that I felt safe to do business with a Nigerian from a distance, for the first time...

Uncle Step, you just said it all in this sentence ""Calculusx was remarkably patient throughout the period, never for once did i sense desperation in either his mails nor his voice. As a matter of fact, his right choice of words, easy to deal with personality,dedication to duty were so captivating that I felt safe to do business with a Nigerian from a distance, for the first time..."" this is QED! i couldn't have found better words to describe this feeling.

calculusx: [size=15pt] You are welcome on board Sir. Can't forget the first day i met you, it was a blessed day. [/size]

Boss, i cant forget how happy you have made me since i started doing business with you. i thank you sir, and we thank God for people like you.

Step2002: My story continues...From the necessity of VIN checks, to the cost of clearing vehicles, even to the shipping company that will guarantee non tampering and lower cost...not to talk of maintenance tips...I was simply captivated. I must take some time out to say bravo to every one of you adding value to this auto section. Now lets get back to my ride.
There were several offers online on the vehicle i wanted (2004,2005 Toyota highlander with certain options) but i was thrilled with the pre-order idea...kind of seems cool to me knowing the car was in 'Yankee' at the time you're paying...was like 'point and kill' kind of feeling. So when suddenly i saw an offer on NL with a price range within my lean purse, I sent a mail immediately to several NL auto dealers whom I've listed down based on their contributions in the threads, asking if they can beat this offer on their pre-order program. Some responded,some did not(I really don't know why), and some mails returned to me as undelivered, even after reconfirming the address and re-posting. Among the lot that replied, were some with vague offers, some with Pics that look too beautiful to be real followed with statements like 'you can get this at the sum of ...', but one response, just one response caught my attention. It did not come with pictures neither did it come with offers...It simply acknowledged receipt of my mail, thanked me for dropping,promised to beat the offer and will send me offers if only i respond to this mail. That was classy stuff...verify the authenticity of the customer, get his attention to you and then make your offer...good marketing, guys I'll leave out some things so that i don't expose company secret o. However this response came from no other than CalculusX, and that was the beginning of my excitement....

I couldn't miss enjoying this golden thread. Uncle Step, i rejoice with you. Calculusx, you're the man. cant wait for the remaining part of this gist.

Siena: Yes. That's the correct way to start a car. Leaving the engine to "warm up" at idle is bad, and causes premature engine wear. The idea is to reduce the warm-up period to a minimum. So you start, drive off and just keep the revs low for the first 5-10 minutes of driving.

just to agree with what the expert (Siena) in the house has said, this is a direct quote from my vehicle owners manual: “Engine should be warmed up by driving, not in idle. For warming up, drive with smoothly turning engine until engine coolant temperature is within normal range.”

thanks Siena for the heads up. keep up the good job.

chiteny: Oga Calculusx. No mind am o. Sawyerrola why you want to bring your leg out na?

Calculusx he is my oga o. So the final price of the motor you do give should be less than his own o. My email is chiteny@yahoo.co.uk.

Sir Chiteny, please permission to reply your post sir. Sir your humility cant fully be understood until people get to see your show working. please sir, i want to be like you sir.

calculusx: [size=15pt]Thanks so much for your time on my thread and i'm sure you are impressed from this moment cos I believe in NOW and ALWAYS not LATER.

2008 Clean Title, 1 Owner, Accident Free Acura MDX Technology Package will cost between 4.7m for mileage a little above 70k while 4.8m - 5m will land 2008 Acura MDX Technology Package with mileage between 45k - 60k.

Additional 200k for 2009 Acura MDX Technology Package.[/size]

Calculusx, Oga Chiteny is my Master o! if you don't want me to loose my job, please pamper him the best you can. handle him with greatest care.

this was a pet project owned by a friend. this was done just for the nice looks, but it sure did turn heads. its a nice feeling when i drive this. everybody loves positive attention (make we talk true sef!!!), just too much security wahala associated with it nowadays. but good looking cars will always turn heads of those that appreciate them.

Step2002: Still thinking ..., afraid dey catch me walahi, I dey shake like dry leaf for harmattan. Senior Sawyer, you don hit jack pot!!!

Uncle Step, e reach to fear o! Make the add-on no go make 2001 camry look like 2010 camry. The position of the 0 changes a lot in the camry. This Calculusx guy if very unpredictable.

[size=16pt]My 08 4runner from Calculusx came with remote engine start and engine stop option. Believe me, i can start and stop my engine from the key remote while in my bedroom. Came as a surprise option from the boss himself, Calculusx.[/size]

calculusx: By the grace of GOD I will be honest and do what I lovedoing,giving out the best with a competitive price ever and value for money, no form of pressure or temptation will make me derail. Thanks for your continued patronage. Still thinking which add-on will fit this Camry.

Boss, youve got the best price ever on nairaland to the best of my knowledge....and the best customer relationship too....and that is what counts.

calculusx: [size=18pt] After a successful delivery of a 2008 Toyota 4Runner Limited Edition, we are given the privilege of another pre-order. One good turn deserves another. We appreciate you Sir.

2001 Toyota

Fuel Type :Gasoline

Cylinders :4 Cyl.

Exterior Color : White/Brown

Interior: Fabric

Automatic Transmission

CD and Radio casette player

Chilled AC

VIN- 4T1BG22K51U842563

Landing cost of #1,005,000[/size]

V.A. Autos....my choice by default! couldn't think of a better Auto dealer than you sir. we will always come back to you again and again and again for the big ones and the small ones cos we know you will always deliver. for as long as you keep up the good job, we will follow you.

calculusx: [size=15pt]Sir, i'm speechless. Pls check your mail for the dock receipt.[/size]

Boss, i confirm i have received an unedited certified true copy of the dock receipt. You are simply wonderful.

calculusx: [size=15pt]One good deal deserves another

Payment Option 80% upfront

2001 Toyota

Fuel Type :Gasoline

Cylinders :4 Cyl.

Exterior Color : White/Brown

Interior: Fabric

Automatic Transmission

CD and Radio casette player

Chilled AC

VIN- 4T1BG22K51U842563

Landing cost of #1,005,000 [/size]

Sir, i am speechless! all i can say is thank you Boss. God will continue to bless your good heart and kind deeds towards people. you have proven beyond doubt to be one less task to worry about. I can repay your effort, but don't worry, God will. Calculusx, u always blow my mind.

calculusx: [size=15pt]Pls don't be jealous sir, please await what will come with your new pre-order, i'm still thinking what gadget or tools will be lovely on your new dove Happy Customer, Happy Driving.[/size]

na wa for you o boss Calculusx. don't you know that the cheapest gadget you will install in this new dove will be more expensive that the entire pre-order cost of the new dove? dove is even a luxury term to be used, lets call it pigeon...my new pigeon....more like it...hahahahahaha

anyway, i believe you....you are so unpredictable. you've got so many surprises up your sleeves. please keep up the good job. always make sure its a happy customer, happy driving experience for all your clients.

Step2002: Hahahaha,Senior Sawyer you remain the number one. You see, i've been looking at the suprises from the corner of one eye...I no want put hope say na my own, seems it may be for the 2004 4runner pre-order. The boss is not disclosing it yet from the pix. However i'm excited for every happy, lucky customer who took this part. The guy is just too much. Calculus that 4runner oga neva come meeting once o, chairmo wan see am o lol

Uncle Step, im beginning to feel the number 2 position is better o. before Esau give Jacob stew for birthright, him know how the hungry catch Jacob o! you can take the number 1 position and give me the number 2 position with all its value added services. lololol. this incentives your highlander is getting is too much o. we go shout o! My Oga im so excited too for your ride. we thank God for such a sincere person as Calculusx. meanwhile i second the motion that the 4runner oga suppose come meeting come see chairmo!

calculusx: [size=15pt]Surprise 2: Free Detachable Garmin Navigation System installed.[/size]

now i am jealous......Calculusx, i don't understand o! Uncle Step, please u pay Calculusx in GBP abi u used the N5k notes? there is something i am sure you are doing which i am not.
All the same, you finally get it all. its always a good choice with Calculusx. Happy customers, happy driving.

Step2002: Boss, the wooden gong calls an individual by what he does. If a child washes his hands, he eats with elders. The fame Solomon got was not because he was as old as Methusalem. Moreso since you've not seen me, what makes you think i'm older than 30?

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha........Uncle Step, because of you, i choose to be 30. Just wishing all customers (past, present and future)of V.A. Autos a very wonderful week ahead. Not forgetting the boss himself, Calculusx.

calculusx: [size=16pt]To every pre-order, there is always a surprise. VIN: JTEBT17RX48012024 comes with 2 extra tyres [/size]

Another 1st from V. A. Autos (Calculusx)

you just keep impressing me all the time, even though they are not mine. its a convoy of satisfied customers. happiness to one is happiness to all!!!

Step2002: Senior Sawyer, I'll rather not guess o, make i no go fall the boss hand with low expectation. Calculus is just sweetly unpredictable with satisfying clients.

Uncle Step, you just voiced my mind. even bible talk am sey he that humbles himself will be exalted. Calculusx is so so unpredictable with how he makes his clients happy. just dont guess o, keep your fingers crossed. i just don't want to keep talking of my transaction with Calculusx, because at some point people will think i have started adding lies. this particular action of his really impressed me.
do you know after delivering my SUV, he actually gave me a cash refund for an aspect of our agreement which he wasn't able to do while trying to maintain his delivery schedule? i didn't bother, i didn't ask,of-course because i didn't remember. the next day before he left, he just gave me cash and i was wondering what for! and he told me what it was for. for the fact that i didn't remember, some dishonest people would have taken advantage. Calculusx blew my mind. i rest my case for now.

calculusx: Yes sir, i understand wetin dey but we will surely meet someday. SERVICED, REGISTERED AND DELIVERED. QED.

Q.E.D.

Everything about your personality and delivery in one word is just AWESOME!

calculusx: Bros, pls join the convoy of lucky and happy customers. 01/02 Nissan Pathfinder, Nissan Xterra, 02/04 Honda CR-V, 2000-2002 Toyota 4-Runner. Can also land a Clean Title Accident Free SUV with 1.5m - 1.6m with Payment Option 2. Pls let me have your email address for some pictures.

happy customers, happy convoy...even Kojo Motors had to certify this suv as A+++ (triple plus). it just couldnt be cleaner. drives and feels like its brand new.

i cant wait for my next pre-order with you sir.

thanks once again from a very satisfied customer.

calculusx: [size=16pt]With a Clean Record on NL and beyond,pre-order your choice of Car through us Today and be convinced[/size].

and everyday it only gets better. Calculusx delivered 2 new spare Bosch oil filters with my SUV. Couldnt be more satisfied. i thank you Sir Calculusx. I am convinced. I believe.

calculusx: Mr. Sawyerr, thanks so much for the hospitality, wish i can stay for more days bt tomorrow is Monday, ojo aje



Yes Sir. Its Turn by Turn and by next month we shall be celebrating the arrival of your SUV. Pls check your mail for copy of the dock receipt.

Boss, i should be thanking you. Just that you refuse to stay and let me host you properly in the south south. Thanks a lot for all your effort, you indeed made me proud. God bless you sir.

Step2002: Congratulations!!! All eyes on mine now. It feels good...Calculusx na turn by turn, e go reach everybody abi?

Uncle Step, tnx a lot sir. Yes o, now all eyes on yours. E go reach only those wey make themselves available to Calculusx o , like you have done. The forerunner has prepared the way for the senior highlanders like you. We hope to make high landings too one day so we join you. Tnx a lot sir.