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calculusx: [size=18pt]Live Nigerian Soil Pictures[/size]

PURE! i dey believe you Calculusx. this one no be wash....u dey prove am over and over and over again.
good job boss.

SIENNA once again.

Dyke400: Calculusx, i've heard, read and seen so much about your standards, how much will it cost me to get a 2004/5 Lexus Rx330 for your option number 2. At least make i follow step2002 enjoy.

there is always room for one extra. Uncle Dyke400, welcome onboard. we stongly believe you will get a ticket (a V.A. Autos pre-order)while on-board. even if you don't get a ticket (a V.A. Autos pre-order) immediately, enjoy the cruise by reading more of V.A. Autos. just don't get left behind.

Step2002: . ehm at this point I need to leave this thread, CalculusX! you will not kill me at all. No way! I know you are good in surprises but this one is abracadabra, mba o, I no gree. I have to go to sleep quickly before i lose my mind here.

James Bond clearly defined. Uncle Step, expect the unexpected with V A Autos.

calculusx: [size=14pt] Vessel Name: Grande Marocco

Voyage# GGA 0812

Sail Date 11/11/12

ETA 02/12/12

Last Position Received

Area: Atlantic South

Latitude / Longitude: 6.4341° / 3.3330° (Map)

Speed/Course 0 knots / 308˚

Voyage Related Info (Last Received)

Draught: 9.1 m

Destination: LAGOS

ETA: 2012-12-02 08:00

Info Received: 2012-12-02 15:45 (0d, 2h 49min ago)

Last Known Port: LAGOS

In Simple English, Vessel Conveying your SUV berthed Lagos Today 02/12/2012

Your SUV should be out of Tin-can by Thursday 06/12/2012. Thanks for choosing Calculusx as your preferred dealer[/size]

I cant believe this. This is a whole new swag in pre order. Uncle Step, once again, i confirm we are on the right part.
I am totally impressed.

I would never have guessed this right.

Step2002: haba!48hrs ke! Seems we are not using the same calender o! Calculus I kneel down beg you, please use my own counting pattern which says it is less than 24hrs. Abeg make I no come peme for enthusiasm. My hands and feet are already moving to Azonto while my waist is positioning for etighi. I told you I do not like to guess, when it comes to you, because you'll surely blow it to pieces. Let me just wait, e no far again Sir.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....Calculusx please oooo!!!!! synchronize calendar with Uncle Step o. hahahahahahahahahahaha....i love this thread.
azonto...azonto...azonto...

Step2002: Ha Oga Sawyer, you really know what's up. The excitement of the wait has really got me shivering, If the sun had not come out so strong and on time, I would have spent the morning with my feet in a bath filled with warm water. Haba, which kind hanging be this, hmmm, Ok,Oga CalculusX say na 3 days...no wahala, I go survive o.

HAHAHAHAHA....when you can predict the outcome of a suspense...na 9ja movie...nollywood. when suspense is unpredictable, that's the american spec feeling in it....Hollywood. Uncle Step, V.A. Auto packaging, na pure american spec. how many more days (or hours) to December 2?

i follow count so i must follow share the bounty o!!!!!!

calculusx: [size=14pt]After a successful delivery of a 2008 Toyota 4-Runner Limited Edition, I was given the privilege of another pre-order. One good turn deserves another.

2001 Toyota

Fuel Type :Gasoline

Cylinders :4 Cyl.

Exterior Color : White/Brown

Interior: Fabric

Automatic Transmission

CD and Radio cassette player

Keyless Entry

VIN- 4T1BG22K51U842563

Landing cost of #1,005,000

Payment Option 2

25/11/2012 - 01/12/2012

SERVICED...REGISTERED....DELIVERED. Q.E.D[/size]

this is an incomplete statement above. let me help you my boss complete it.

Delivered with PMS as promised. (this is the most important line you missed adding)AT NO EXTRA COST TO ME!!!!

Mr Calculusx, i no sabi wetin i wan yan again. speechless is an understatement. you are just too unique, too trust worthy and just the right man.Baba God go bless you and your family sir. really i don't know what else positive to say about you. your personality beats any dealer here on Nairaland. for once i have come to understand the V A Autos signature: Our Name, your Pride. your name is really my pride. you are next to none.
Hold the torch and lead the way.

calculusx: SERVICED...DELIVERED...Q.E.D

Good job! No one does it better but you.

Step2002: I am always glued to the Unique thread and I'm following the excitement of Senior Sawyer, and with him i give you thumbs up. December 2 no far o, I shall live to witness that for sure. Fellow NLs, now we have a date to look forward to, I would have started prodding you for clues but "a wrap that will be opened eventually,attempting to peep through it is a sign of Long throat" let me wait till Dec 2.

December 2 around the corner...please is there a fast forward button on calendars?

calculusx: This thread will not die but live,it will continue on and on and on

and this thread will bring many more customers to V.A Autos.

thanks for assisting with the pics.

calculusx: [size=15pt]YES SIR. Any NLer can come and testify to it before making the delivery. How i wish one can move the Car with the keyless [/size]

even without anyone checking, i trust every word you say to the last. you're the best.

meanwhile see what your first delivery is evolving into. im so loving your first delivery, everyday i think of you (after my wife and suv...lol)tip of the iceberg....hahahahahahaa

Step2002: I bless the day I found you...I'm still singing my song o,because of this DVD I'm already thinking of getting a driver for two months, so that I can relax behind and watch some videos while on the move. No be small thing o! When you are told not to let go,you must be doing something worthwhile.V.A Autos, DO NOT LET GOOOOOOOOOO! The measure you give, you shall receive a hundred fold. It shall be well with you Sir. e dey scatter my dada o...

yes o! so shall it be.
Uncle Step, abeg i dey find work o. im a professional driver with lots of maps in my head. i can tell you pot hole locations with precision on all Nigerian road. i don't have any experience yet driving big men, but i hope to get 2 months experience soon. thanks for considering me in advance.

calculusx: [size=15pt]Action speak louder than words. FREE MOON-ROOF DVD wt 2 WIRELESS HEADPHONES INSTALLED AS PROMISED[/size]

this is what we call 'show working'!
no plenty talks, just do it! Calculusx, u will live long.

Step2002: ha see effizee biko, all his cars starting from the comfort of his room, na wa o, O boy see effizee na

Uncle Step, me sef dey wonder in happiness o!!!! too much efizi wey Calculusx dey always give me.
o ya to!!!!!

calculusx: [size=16pt]Did you know you can start this Camry with the remote from the comfort of your room. Another Surprise from CalculusX[/size]

are u for real

calculusx: [size=16pt]How can I explain this? Mr. Sawyerr, 4 keys with a Fancy remote for your Camry. [/size]

now im short of words!!!!!! this is beyond imagination....Calculusx, i owe you big time. always on point!

calculusx: [size=14pt]Satisfaction Guaranteed. Father Christmas is here sooner than expected. FULL Tank of PMS and your Christmas hamper upon delivery of your Car. Courtesy of V.A Auto Sales [/size]

wow!!!! what could be better. ill gladly appreciate the full tank of PMS... that's liquid gold. as per the Hamper, i don't celebrate Christmas. so double my PMS. thanks a lot boss. waiting patiently.

V.A Autos, my default Auto partner.

Step2002: Hmm...If the porridge becomes very tasty,more slices of yam will be added. If the sleep becomes so sweet, the snoring will increase. If the path is smooth, it will be taken twice...value for money is the watchword o! Follow who know road o

Oh Mr Step, you just gave me a good laugh. Please are you from the royal land of the easterners? you speak these proverbs like you are the father of Peter Edoche. hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Good Morning Sir.

calculusx: [size=18pt] After a successful delivery of a 2008 Toyota 4Runner Limited Edition, we are given the privilege of another pre-order. One good turn deserves another. We appreciate you Sir.

2001 Toyota

Fuel Type :Gasoline

Cylinders :4 Cyl.

Exterior Color : White/Brown

Interior: Fabric

Automatic Transmission

CD and Radio casette player

Chilled AC

VIN- 4T1BG22K51U842563

Landing cost of #1,005,000[/size]

with the RIGHT AUTO DEALER, the RIGHT PRICE, the RIGHT CONDITIONS, the RIGHT VEHICLE and the RIGHT DELIVERY SCHEDULE, you will definitely have the RIGHT FEELING....SATISFACTION is a sentence that is shortened to a word!!! Say this word and mean the sentence at V.A Autos.

calculusx: [size=14pt]The beat goes on and on and on. Your Camry is out of port. Nigerian soil pictures will be available tomorrow.[/size]

you simply are wonderful. 1 less thing to worry about is doing business with you. and yet again, you delivered. good job man. God bless you and your family. please keep up the good job and you will win the trust of many more people.

Step2002: hahahahahaha...LWKMD...Senior Sawyer you have a point there...Anybody who is able to join this happy, satisfied band of customers through our Threads by successfully acquiring a V.A Autos "Signatured" Vehicle should drop something with church mind..Oga Sawyer I can see our private jet on the way o, but make we beware of Patrick Obaghiagbon and im big big grammer o, he is presently facing those buying private jets. Abeg make them use their church mind drop...to avoid tax o.

yes o!!! we get to shine our eye wella before Patrick and EFCC take us shine. as per ppl using them church mind, Uncle Step, no be everybody be like Calculusx o! some ppl church mind no go impress us like Calculusx church mind o! but we give benefit of doubt that fellow church minds are the only ones that will come and leave this thread with a V.A Autos "Signatured" Vehicle. so we know what they can do. meanwhile, this your HL dey behave like alchohol o, gets better everyday. clean to the bone. i still dey envy that 3rd row...Calculusx u dey play partia.

calculusx: [size=14pt]And the smile goes on and on and on. Your Camry is out of port. Nigerian soil pictures will be available tomorrow.[/size]

with you Calculusx....everything Autos is possible....best news for the day you just gave me.

calculusx: [size=16pt] We are here to serve you better and put a smile on your face [/size]

im still smiling. good day boss.

calculusx: [size=15pt]It was pre-order for an Anonymous on Nairaland. With 2.450m i can get you something as clean as this with free DVD as freebie.[/size]

good job once again. nice one.

very soon people will wonder if i am not Calculusx with a different username or your family member because of the way i chase your posts everywhere and leave only positive comments on them... its because i am just too satisfied with doing business with you. please keep it up.

Step2002: I had decreed earlier, no one with genuine interest will leave this thread empty handed.

Uncle Step, i think we are due for commission now o! Lololol...hahahahahahaha. pls suggest commission percentages that i should apply. Lol

Step2002: I said this is my story, this is my song...I said there were freebies,is somebody keeping count? hahahahahaha...i said freebies and you thought i was talking about car air fresheners...hahahaha... TYRES! who wan try levels,Changing the tyres of a car by a customer has become a usual thing after buying a Used car in Naija, but not for CalculusX, not for V.A Autos, this man breaks the norms, his company transcends all limitation in the satisfaction of customers...Navigational System! when Naija software enter this one, LASTMA no go chop my money when i enter lagos, who wan try levels o...this is my story, this is my song...

I missed this thread all weekend. Yes o.....i am trying to keep count, even if i don dey jealous. Enjoy your song with a lovely week ahead of you.

This is most definitely on of the best pre-order threads. Beat it if you can!

calculusx: [size=16pt]Mr. Steph, I'm suspecting you are somehow related to Pete Edochie I doubt if i can translate the above to my language without the help of Yemi Shodinmu. I love this thread. [/size]

I agree 100%.

Step2002: hahahahahah...lol...The bird without a strong head never attends the funeral of the wood pecker, but you Senior Sawyer, the Unique NL with a unique pre-order, the forerunner with a 4runner, the first among a happy band,the flagship of this brand,the numero uno of a countless trail, you are the fearless stomach that stays in front,the Eyo masquerade with which we greet Oba, Our Ijele masquerade with which we greet the Igwe, The Durbar horse with which We greet the Emir, Sir for any sidelining count me out o!

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. Uncle Step, you wont kill me o!

calculusx: [size=15pt]Yes Sir... Lets keep our fingers cross and see what surprise awaits us,including myself[/size]

me nko? i follow for the "us"? abi na another you and Uncle Step sidelining me pattern? i no gree o!

Step2002: Shhhh,Chairman no talk am loud na,Oga Sawyer go hear o, anyway you too much sha, 'cos you have the knack of keeping customers happy. I saw that statement on my thread, but if you must remember, I prefer not to prod you or even guess about your surprises, I have learned long ago that you surpass every expectation, so i have adopted 'Siddon look' approach. Na there I dey o.

I no dey like suspense o! especially predictable ones. its cos i cant predict this im still suspending o!

Step2002: Let's continue...Every thing was 'opendential', Seller's detail...Opendential, Car details...Opendential,Car Condition...Opendential,Car cost...Opendential,Car movements...Opendential, Car pimping...Opendential,Abeg, the transaction was simply Opendential....

sum of total opendeintiality = opendential customer satisfaction. two satisfied customers from the south south cant be wrong. so wouldn't you rather buy from V.A. Autos?