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calculusx: [size=22pt]Limited Edition is for Limited people with Class & Taste. Sir, should in case you want to dispose your 2008 4-Runner anytime soon, pls let me know. I LOVE the Eagle EYE [/size]

i believe you my boss. limited for limited people. but na wa for you o! you sold me an suv that that was so healthy and could last a lifetime and now you dey hope sey i go wan sell am in the first two years........lol.......Tell Chiteny make him sell this sweet corolla and you REFUND AM 100%. see if him go gree even for 100% refund....then you understand the attachment to vehicle wey you don see come love.

calculusx: [size=20pt] More Pictures. CLEAN is an UNDERSTATEMENT[/size]

looking at the pictures, even PURE na under-under statement. all this niger delta men too get taste. i dey think sey na only women dem sabi choose well. Chiteny, your eye too correct. you dey see road ehhhhhhhhh.

chiteny: LOL. Good morning sir. I am very r...loyal sir. How the family?

Sir my madam needs a BB Porshe and that 5% will complete the money for it. Please can i go ahead to use it for her?

Bros the line is cracking. i am not hearing you clearly. what did you say above pls? move to the window. u go tell me why na my 5% go b d sacrificial 5%!!!!!!!!!!! meanwhile congrats Boss. you too much......carry ur boys along o!!!!!! we are more loyal. I hope Calculusx is handling you the VIP way? make him no think sey me and you na mate o come dey do you as him dey do me like ordinary person. Calculusx, this is my oga o, i have told you before! pls pamper him like you are doing his ride.....cos i know how you dey pamper ride....lol

this space is reserved. (after i receive my 5% from sir Chiteny, i will comment)



no one does it better......than Calculusx

Step2002: Well...My Oga at the top has said so...ehmm..that is all.

Uncle Step2002, wait....wait, just wait...(clear throat), we do not have multiple oga's here. You are the only oga at the top. Thats all.

Step2002: Senior Sawyer! The Able Forerunner. My two fists dey up for you sir. CalculusX, I hope the newcomers are "seeing" Chairman. Abeg o, dem no dey leave the thumb when making sound with your fingers o.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha......abeg o uncle Step2002, make your fists come down o! make them no sack me from work. Newcomers, this is a very important notice o....lol....hahahahahahahahahahaha.......

calculusx: [size=20pt] Money well spent. Quality has no other Name than QUALITY. Welcome on-board [/size]

we would always keep coming back here to say thank you for all you have done, are doing and will do for us. and for all the prospective clients of V.A Autos, quality and satisfaction is guaranteed, yes its 100% (money back) guaranteed. nothing binds like a promise, and nothing divides like a promise broken. this is one man of his word, CALCULUSX!

Step2002: Sorry for my lateness on this.You deserve it Boss, and I'm happier for my Oga who is the latest in the queue of a happy band of customers. Nothing like hassle free business. I'll say it again and again.

and again and again and again.....
Uncle Step2002, the boys are still loyal. i hail you.

calculusx: [size=16pt]Another Gigantic Pre-order by a NLer.

What doing is worth doing well. I do not make much profit from pre-order deals but i'm happy delivering quality Cars with Value for Money.

• 2004 Toyota Highlander Limited

• 4WD

• Accident Free

• Leather Seat

• Wood-grain Interior

• 3rd Row Seat

• 98,713 miles

• 1 Calculated Owner

• Clean In and Out

• Unbelievable Landing Cost that doesn't leave hole in his pocket

http://video.dmotorworks.com/video/CarVideo.html?LTVAutoPlay=1&w=583&h=425&vid=D69B687F344D3698E040A8C08F023169

• Call on us for your preferred choice of Ride Today[/size]

na so e go dey be.....nice one boss.

calculusx: [size=20pt] ● 2009 Toyota Corolla XLE Pre-order by Chiteny of Nairaland

● En-route to Port Pictures

● Call Biola on 08059386600 or email calculusfowler1948 @ yahoo.com for your order
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lovely!!!!!!

chiteny: My Oga Sawyerr, you got me thinking with your modifications on you SUV. As one following your footsteps, I think I will go further by mounting a DSTV dish on mine when ipurchase it. Calculus, can this be done from abroad? I want it to look custom made,

hahahahahahahahahahaha...now i know you are following Xzhibits footsteps, not my own again..lol...how madam dey jare?

Step2002: Senior, You too much abeg.

Uncle Step, been a while. how you doing? Uncle Step i am still a learner o! practice makes perfect so dem say, so i dey practice for now.
enjoy your weekend.

calculusx: double gbosa for you oga sawyerr, your type is rear,DIY? I want to be like you when i grow up....pls should you want to dispose the SUV soon, pls ring me

hahahahahahahahahahaha.....dispose ke!!!!!!! na you deliver me SUV wey still get like 10 more active years, so the disposing factor cant be earlier than 10yrs time o!!!!!except Baba God bless us again. and as you can se, the SUV dey appreciate, so the price in 10yrs time go triple the purchase price as at 2012....hahahaha

DIY is the best way to enjoy this kind of jobs. you just create a signature for yourself with mods like this.

i dey Gbadun my SUV jare!!!!!!!

chiteny: Amen and thanks. Hope there will be a freebie on the purchase cos of this? (madam is watching o)....and ogs sawyerr it will surely never happen again unless i choose to go for second wife.

na cos of Madam i forgive you o!and make sure it doesn't happen again...lol...

Calculusx, I am still transforming you SUV....lol....some small changes again. took delivery of my Borla dual exit exhaust and i got them fixed almost immediately. thought it was a plug and play DIY job. most definitely wasn't, very minor mods anyway. now my SUV roars. shouldn't increase my fuel consumption i hope (i was actually told it wouldn't by the manufacturers), but would monitor its performance. for the kind of impressive sound i get from the roar, a few mpg off the expected wont be so bad after-all. lol...

still working with my SUV....some small changes again. took delivery of my Borla dual exit exhaust and i got them fixed almost immediately. thought it was a plug and play DIY job. most definitely wasn't, very minor mods anyway. this is what i did to my SUV today. now my SUV roars. shouldn't increase my fuel consumption i hope (i was actually told it wouldn't by the manufacturers), but would monitor its performance. for the kind of impressive sound i get from the roar, a few mpg off the expected wont be so bad after-all. lol...

chiteny: You seem to be greedy.

Calculux my man, sorry I never even look this thread. I don see a glimps of the picture. I was busy you know........ This weekend was my wedding (both trad and white) so it was very busy for me. I know some one here will chop off my head once he sees this. But make I apologies to am before him read am.

I am very sorry sir not to have informed you about the wedding. I put am for Facebook but maybe you no see. I am sorry again. Hope madam and the kids are doing well? This apology from me the apologizer goes to a certain particular apologist. oga Sawyerr I am on my knees o.

Are you kidding me?? Chiteny, please explain!

Still up for sale!!! Tastefully finished 3 Bedroom Bungalow for sale in Port Harcourt. 3 bedrooms all en-suite, kitchen store, study/computer room, security house, generator house on one plot of land simple design and well spaced.

i have an annual lease contract resident occupying it at the moment just to make sure its not left empty pending when it it being sold. lease contract resident is aware that it is up for sale.

location is Rumuodomaya, less than 5 minutes drive from Big Treat. along rumuokoro rukpoku road

Selling price fixed at N13m firm (non negotiable) (thirteen million naira only fixed).

call 08023178009 for inquiries.

T-Cann:
@Mr. Sawyerrola,

Pls what is the cost of that type of your alloy rims (4) and the tyres. Those are the 1st things on my "TO DO" list upon its arrival.

Mr. T-Cann
sorry for my late reply. alloys cost 40k (Size 15", while tires where 15k each. all in all was N100k. this is ph price. should be cheaper in Lagos i assume.
pls let me know if you need any more details.

Congrats in advance....i almost forgot to tell you the price of the champagne that will be popped! Champagne cost N50k.....lol....standard all over the world.....

oadediji: Detachable iPad mount clearance sale 12k

Hello sir, please do you still have this in stock? If yes, please location, best price and contact number.

Br.

calculusx: Waiting...and the whole NL is waiting Patiently too

calculusx: love-vendor my ride Watch out for love-vendor of this Camry soon. Cant wait to see it

...just a tip of the iceberg...the new look. full matte black!

calculusx: Boss, i salute your courage, you must be a scientist

hahahaha....i just love experimenting.

calculusx: Oga mi sir, did you change the whole head lamp or don't throw the old ones away,remember i have old 4-Runner oooo

hahahahahaha...boss, its actually the same stock headlight assembly you delivered the SUV with. pictures below will give you an idea of what i did. some very difficult task if you ask me. not for the faint heart. i actually took the headlight apart to work inside them. don't ask how cos that's the scary part. lol...definitely if you ask how, ill show you.

calculusx: Waiting...and the whole NL is waiting Patiently too

okay, enjoy this while you wait. take a bite. Angel Eyes Installed. more to come......
i love DIY projects.

been doing some kind of vehicle reshaping since i got my suv. but today, i think i had a perfect reshape so i decided to share. i gave my SUV lovely angel eyes. took delivery of my Angel eyes last week so i decided to give it a shot. it required taking my stock headlight assembly apart. for the DIY people, this was really fun doing especially when you see the final result. procedure not so easy but worth the effort.

kaffy4tope: What of inspire that has inspired ppl in so many ways? I almost sent money to some scam artists online, all in the name of wanting to sell auctioned cars, not knowing the site is fake.
I would have wired the money if not for the prompt intervention of Mr.Inspire.
Therefore: INSPIRE is d man. I nominate him

we totally agree with you. Actually he being a moderator in this Auto section has cancelled his nomination ticket as per rule 3 of the nomination rules above.

we definitely would nominate him where he is not moderating. he is such a very nice fellow.

Inspired baba, we hail you.

Step2002: Please my people, no disturbance, I'm reading the manual that came with the car. My story, My song...is in my house. Yes, to God be the glory!

congrats Uncle Step.

calculusx: love-vendor my ride Watch out for love-vendor of this Camry soon. Cant wait to see it

soon and very soon....

chiteny: Nairaland na wa o. Which one be "love-vendor" the ride again? I meant p.imp my people.

My chairman, you almost made me think i was cheating on my wife with a car...hahahahahahaha....yes o, we dey customize am gradually.

Step2002: V.A Autos is simply the best. Thank you so much.

GBAM!!!

Another perfect delivery from V.A Autos to a satisfied customer. please read this thread https://www.nairaland.com/1108081/2004-toyota-highlander-wt-3rd/4

its a community of happy Calculusx customers which equals a happy driving experience.

Step2002: Senior Sawyer, I rejoice with you once again on this thread and continue to pledge my loyalty to the Boss.The dog that follows the man with inflated stomach, is in expectation that if something does not come out from the mouth, it will surely come out from the backside. Calculus has done it again, V.A Autos has done it again. Follow who know road they say, this man knows the road let him lead the way abeg.

Most Honorable Uncle Step....i see the eagle has landed. this eagle definitely didn't come out from the back side. more like a front side delivery...congrats man. i rejoice with you. No one does it better than V.A Autos.