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Health / Re: The Three Giant Scorpions I Killed After One Stung Me (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 4:04pm On Apr 24, 2021
Odewaleadesoye:

grin grin at times we need to study these animals.
Not killing everytime.
you dey craze, after stinging him, what have they not studied about scorpions, did he tell you he is a vet,zoologist or researcher.

I wouldn't call you a dumbass because you said, at times b4 you began your sentence.
Romance / Re: Lady Stuck In A Protector While Sneaking Into Her Fiance's House by Sazeals(m): 2:35pm On Apr 24, 2021
Lilpen3758:
Hehehehehe you are a bad guy my gee

chop knuckle

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Crime / Re: Yahoo Boys Bathing On A Burial Ground (Video) by Sazeals(m): 5:53am On Apr 24, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Pussy ass niggarrs....

The huzzle and bombing is all about consistency and luck

It has nothing to do with spiritualism, diabolism, necromancy, occultism, telephatic transmission, sorcery, spirirtual invisibility, Spiritism, mysticism, wizardry, telepathic clairvoyance and extrasensory perception
damn
I first think say na you dey that left side
Romance / Re: Lady Stuck In A Protector While Sneaking Into Her Fiance's House by Sazeals(m): 5:33am On Apr 24, 2021
Lilpen3758:
shebi she don cast herself? wetin concern me, by the way with that big ass why would her man cheat?
a bigger ass
Romance / Re: Man Arrested For Dating 35 Women At The Same Time In Japan (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 5:26am On Apr 24, 2021
saphiere:
It is because men are perfect liars and pretenders. You would date a married man for months and would not know he is married.

and you will date a married woman and you know she is married in a matter of secondsz find something good talk
Politics / Re: Greenfield Students: We Didn’t Expect Bandits To Kill Our Children – Parents by Sazeals(m): 5:19am On Apr 24, 2021
FarahAideed:
It's time we place a ban on ransom payment in this country and place death sentence on any one found guilty of paying Ransom or asking for it ....Brutal but it's the only thing that works against kidnapping..the more you pay the more the kidnap ...

your words are sensible and senseless at the same time

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Business / Re: Amputee Hawker, Mary Daniel, Has Been Totally Transformed (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 1:21pm On Apr 23, 2021
hurryup123:
No pain No Gain who else noticed something on her second pics
whistle blows perv alert!!
Business / Re: Amputee Hawker, Mary Daniel, Has Been Totally Transformed (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 1:20pm On Apr 23, 2021
Generalwoodz:
Go girl!
Nice one...
Do You know or remember "Olajumuoke the elegant Agege bread hawker ?"...
TY Bello the celebrity photographer was part of her success story...she was so popular, famous, and Graced and stayed on the front page of Nigeria social media space and even overseas...

She's was a rave.

Collecting endorsement deals front, back and every where...

She dined with the most wealthy and powerful of the Nigerian society...

Her case was a clear tale of 2 seconds every where Burst! Olajumuoke, moved briskly from grass to grace...

Nigerian girls went into Hawking wares in the streets of Lagos, they so much wanted Baba God to answer their own calls same format like he did to OLAJUMUOKE!

That year was her time and moment...
God was with her or so l thought.

Every thing seemed to be working in her favour...

She took more snap shots and Naija land Men were heads over heels...

I think at some point she's was featured in a song... OLAJUMUOKE WAS A CELEBRITY! GOD IS WONDERFUL

, Then suddenly we stopped hearing about her. Did she disappear into the tin air? What could have happened to her? Did rain-water carried her to far away place?...

Nairalanders will tell you she was used and dumped in the trash bin...
Maybe that's right.

But.

Something happened.

LIFE HAPPENED!
You only attract when you have money and when the moolah is all spent and expended the leeches that have been perching all will RUN, RAN AND RANNED AWAY...

So young girl enjoy this moment because its turn to shine... But don't allow yourself be swayed away by present euphoria. Just enjoy the good moment because you have so much suffered enough. I really must tell you to be wary of the vampires, blood suckers, and so Called friends flocking around you now...
All they want is a piece of the richly delicious cake. They only want to eat you down, drag you back to were where poverty would massage you second upon a Time.

PS
GO read up Olajumuoke past question papers you'll be glad you did.

shey na why you write epistle be that
Sports / Re: Ahmed Musa And 25-Year-Old Abdullahi Musa, Kano Pillars Teammate Strike A Pose by Sazeals(m): 1:11pm On Apr 23, 2021
Munirboss:
Musa was unveiled with Jeysey No. 7 at Kano pillers but wears No. 9

SMH: only in Nigeria

the last no.7 jersey be that and he dontear
Health / Re: Okpaleke Doctors: 6 Nigerian Siblings Working As Medical Practitioners Go Viral by Sazeals(m): 1:08pm On Apr 23, 2021
PotatoSalad:
Sweet.
But sha this thing caused the parents of one of my friends to rubbish his future. Dad is a doctor, mum is a nurse. They pressured their son to study medicine.
Boy wanted to become an engineer.
Long story short, boy dropped out of med school and is now a depressed 30+ years old man. Doesn't have a job, no career. The parents abandoned him and treat his younger siblings with more respect.
Brilliant kid o.

God forbid that I dictate my child's future. Even if he wants to play games, I will support him. Besides adults like Dream, Ninja and PewDiePie makes millions of dollars monthly by playing video games

and iferg.
me self don comot school, I go soon open youtube channel, and ma candy crush I go dey stream lol
Programming / Re: Programming Is just Like Playing Football by Sazeals(m): 12:51pm On Apr 23, 2021
Jas80:


Oga I disagree with you, programmers, or web development, which I think you are referring to here is very lucrative, you don't even have to be an expert b4 making money with them.

You guys should stop discouraging people who choose to go into this field.

Happy Sunday

we need to discourage oo make then no come dey drag space with us.

to every aspiring programmers out there, don't venture into programming, it will make you old and useless, you also won't have a life.
hahahaha
Celebrities / Re: 2face Idibia Calls Out NCDC Officials Over Nonchalance And Poor Work Ethics by Sazeals(m): 8:22am On Apr 21, 2021
delejoye:
The rich also cry. We are all stock here.

laishe stock fish

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Health / Re: Troubled Man Spotted On A Telecommunications Mast In Lagos by Sazeals(m): 7:32pm On Apr 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

Wow......na wa o....the first eleven abi twelve people way comment na this same time...
And I can bet my balls no body out of the twelve of us dey use glo....

I give up for nairaland members......I think say I be fast niggarrrr.....na now I dey see speed from some nairaland members...tuale for una

damn niggar
and that thing go affect your bombing ooo
Crime / Re: Lagos Police Arrest 2 Cultists During Initiation, 6 Others In Ikorodu (Photo) by Sazeals(m): 7:29pm On Apr 20, 2021
qualityovenbake:
The guy on yellow, putting on a Micky mouse shirt pretending as if he can't hurt a fly. Fear those that have small stature and look innocent are mostly the ring leaders.

lol the way he is even holding the cutlass sef, if he cut person hand once, the hand go fall off.
Romance / Re: When Men Marry Hoes, Ex Oloshos Because Of "Beauty" by Sazeals(m): 10:14am On Apr 20, 2021
purpletrips:

maybe u need to get a job and stop tailing me...
was also joking with him ...u could as well see 'lol' on my post

I am not tailing you, it just happened that I had to quote you, you can see the first paragraph which say i can't believe I met you here again.

I did not see the lol b4, and I also have a job.

go and get a job also and stop replying
Career / Re: How I Nearly Lost My Job (A Lesson For Perverts) by Sazeals(m): 9:56am On Apr 20, 2021
Offpoint1:
And who says complementing your boss's wife boobs is a crime?

There's nothing wrong after the chat you told her "ma'am you have a nice boob, what's the secret? I'll like to recommend to my future wife"


No boss on earth would fire you for complimenting his wife boobs, unless he's a sadist.

lol for this nigeria, you dey craze

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Romance / Re: No Erection For My Wife by Sazeals(m): 9:51am On Apr 20, 2021
permit me to first be foolish.

go outside again with another woman, when you have erection quicky run to your wife and knack

being sensible now

you can engage in pre-intimacy and all that nasty stuff

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Romance / Re: When Men Marry Hoes, Ex Oloshos Because Of "Beauty" by Sazeals(m): 9:46am On Apr 20, 2021
purpletrips:

lol...na them be this... see as guy man lose common sense just because he hear b**bs....hahaha ...
nothing amazing about that stuff...na we just carry am for head like gala...

I didn't believe I willeet you here again, you can at least see the laughing emoji but you chose to abuse him still.

insult me or not, boobs good.
Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Buys A Car For His Wife, Deborah (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 9:37am On Apr 20, 2021
purpletrips:

there are other things u can be apart from being foolish...only trying point it out that the car isn't brand new ...there is a thin line btw brand new and foreign used....am happy for them

if you aint foolish also, you would have found out that I was trying to joke, I would have accepted that I am foolish if I had written "shebi he still buy something which one you buy".

only God knows if you are even happy with them sef
Religion / Re: 8 Repentant Militants & Kidnappers Become Pastors At OPM by Sazeals(m): 9:19am On Apr 20, 2021
November1857:
Therefore if any man be in Christ, he is a new creation: old things are passed away; behold, all things are become new (2 Corinthians 5:17). When God looks at you, He sees that whatever might have been wrong in your life before you were born again is now passed away.

you dey craze
Phones / Re: The Good And Bad Sides Of Tecno Spark 7p After Using For A Week by Sazeals(m): 9:17am On Apr 20, 2021
ImpregnaTor:
One good thing about using tecno phones is that u have no worries about it getting spoilt

ehn ehn

make screen break, carlcare no go fix al for you, na only software issue or hardware issue that can occur on it's own carlcare dey do
Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Buys A Car For His Wife, Deborah (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 9:09am On Apr 20, 2021
purpletrips:
who told u that car is brand new? that car na tokunbo ...
shebi he still buy something
Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Buys A Car For His Wife, Deborah (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 9:07am On Apr 20, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
My niggarrrr.....

Edo niggarrrrs....we dey always smooth and fine...
Hello


But wetin me nor understand....be say where we for come dey see those our ugly governors

na from big sexy yansh shit dey come out
damn niggle

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Celebrities / Re: Nosa Rex Buys A Car For His Wife, Deborah (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 9:06am On Apr 20, 2021
VEXT:
Why didn't you cum? grin
Did you cum? grin
I am cuming to make you cum
I am cuming in naira marley's voice
Sports / Re: Andy Ruiz In New Shape For First Fight Since Anthony Joshua Loss (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 9:04am On Apr 20, 2021
BabaO2:
not really, the weight gives his stability, protection and heavy punch. Now he will most likely rely on winning by points
ohh true, I should have said that being overweight is giving him some diasvantages.
1. he has a big stature that can shield him from punches(punch-proof) but not to some boxer's punch.
2. truly his punch is heavy but his punch will be slow and throwing those punches with force will be tiring.
3. look at the 4 pishure, he is struggling there but I don't know what he is struggling for.

well it has advantages and disadvantages but nothing concern me, he beat person or dey beat am, na money he go still collect
Gaming / Re: P U B G Users by Sazeals(m): 8:47am On Apr 20, 2021
doubleE70:

i play pubg sha for now
ok na

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Blasts Indians Over Maltreatment Of Blacks by Sazeals(m): 8:46am On Apr 20, 2021
Kingsleystunner:

since e no go answer oya u bomb them dey go na
when I no be suicide bomber

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Travel / Re: Nigerian Man Blasts Indians Over Maltreatment Of Blacks by Sazeals(m): 8:28pm On Apr 19, 2021
Kingsleystunner:



okay bro nice for telling us make I go cal those Yahoo yahool boys make them scam those India well well on behalf of you ���
call slawormir but he fit no answer cos na us he dey bomb

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Sports / Re: Andy Ruiz In New Shape For First Fight Since Anthony Joshua Loss (Photos) by Sazeals(m): 8:17pm On Apr 19, 2021
helinues:
grin

Even with his over weight , he chopped am from Anthony, now that hebhas lost weight na decimation

being overweight is a disadvantage for him
Gaming / Re: P U B G Users by Sazeals(m): 7:48pm On Apr 19, 2021
doubleE70:


it's true sef
you dey play drop id
Gaming / Re: P U B G Users by Sazeals(m): 7:47pm On Apr 19, 2021
OJay360:
why is it trash
first of all stupid animation stupid gameplay guns sounding like banger 4 sounds stupid controls dull graphics (na skeleton camera dey use)
Sports / Re: Wilfred Ndidi Asking Kelechi Iheanacho To "Cut Soap For Him" by Sazeals(m): 7:44pm On Apr 19, 2021
[quote author=puremaker7 post=100928561][/quote] same applies to your parents

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