₦airaland Forum

lobell:
oga wey just disappear forget im boys.

how far, how the hustle?

How are we na bro? Omo na fiber project just tied me down since, how ur end?...

ephi321:
very unfortunate. Thank God they didn't carry out their usual jungle justice.

I tell you, actually told the hood guys not to beat him further looking at him will tell you he is mental unstable.

There is no how hired assassin will come to kill sells girl instead.

Sijo01:
I wonder how much the idiiot was paid that he wanted to take a life that he can't create.

Is a mental problem, not hired killer, I spoke to the guy myself.

ephi321:
It may be a case of mental illness.

Is mental problem, I spoke to the guy myself

I was there live and I witnessed all that happened, actually he claim to be buying cloths and doing some selection, but the girl in the shop don't just trust him, while he is busy doing selection, the girl was busy arranging cloths and using side eye to watch him unknown to the guy, when the girl bend down small he jumbed on her and hold her neck tight with hand not rope, so the girl was pleading for him to allow her, but he tried further to strangle her, she then bits his hand and shouted, unfortunately to the useless guy, I was outside negotiating with Agboro guys who stopped my workers that is doing fiber work due to settlement, they all rushed in when they heard the girl screaming for help.


He was beating merciless, before the landlady called police to hand him over, the guy claimed that he is mental unstable and feel like to kill people at will whenever that spirit push him, he was not actually sent to kill the girl by anybody, rather the spirit sent him in.

Lolz

9japrof:
hahahaha na only worm na e I know say dey hook person, take am easy with work, take enough rest ooo and am sure nairaland is a sure place to get that comic relief.

Stay cool brother...

Lol my dear i have some deadline contracts i needs to to do handover soonest, so that is why, but I usually visit NL , but mostly midnights...


How your end na? Your federal Government contractor una, na una de eat am big big

Up Juv....

9japrof:
boss you dey soo, been a while and

My oga I dey loyal oooo, work just hook me down

The op is the reason why we don't give a damm about girls anymore, her type na use and dump.


She will be seeing the money but can't have access to it.

Nonsense.

athorello:
Technically, the vacancies are for those who graduated between 2013 and 2015.
Shell regret is usually automatic during application as soon as you failed a requirement or any of the online tests. The on-demand video interview submission and final interview may take time to review. Even after completing the online tests you might wait long to get invite for the next stage because I believe they'll still be scrutinizing your application. From, experience peeps get unsuccessful mail from Shell for reasons best known to them after they've previously sent you a success mail for a previous stage. I won't be surprised with the news people will soon start sharing here. So, keep praying as you apply. And update your CVs and cover letters to demonstrate your capacity, achievement and relationship (CAR). That is show that you're a potential, someone who has team work and collaboration skills, and your professional experiences should be stated using an achiever tone rather than a doer. Add any extra curricular stuff you did, volunteer work, church position, etc but stating your achievements e.g ”I helped to achieve so and so as a whatever coordinator working with whatever team", As a member of so so student organization, providing dash dash dash", etc. Note that MSc is like someone who has 2 to 3 years work experience, so even through you have a Nigerian MSc package it very well to demonstrate CAR. Reason is there are now so many shell trained scholars out there and from other specialized institutions in naija majority of whom are first class and distinction. So sir/ma the word is packaging. Whether you meet any of the requirements or not just package and try your luck. 2.2 is instant regret anyway, unless you lie at that stage. Abeg take your time before you begin. Good luck.....

If your CV contradict the answers you gave during assessment test, be sure to expect regret mail.

E.g in ur CV you claim to work in different places, with over 5 years experience, why in your assessment test you claim to be a fresh graduate with less than 5 years experience so that you can complete the test, your a gunner.

If you know your experienced graduate already don't apply for this...is time wasting, you rather go and apply through shell graduate/experience professional link on their website.

This is just annual formality, those positions advertised will be given to already graduate trainee on ground.


The list of awaiting to be employed in Shell data graduate trainee portal is still much, talk more of new ones.

Good luck to those who want to try out shaa, maybe you just want to obtain a ref number to be among awaiting list.

⁠⁠⁠Nice post From Ugbaja Greg

# I’m heading to Uzoakoli to do battle
I’m heading to Uzoakoli, but My lover cries out, she didn’t want me dead.
My lover begs me to flee,
But who will defend the land When I flee?
My sweet heart begs me to Flee,
But who will do battle when the Hausas come#

With this song Biafran men marched into battle to defend their fatherland as Northern troops led by British tanks and Russian planes invaded their land to continue the Genocide that they started in the North in 1966.

Every Month of May, we Remember Over 45, 000 innocent people, men, women, children of old Eastern Nigeria , butchered in 1966 all over Northern Nigeria just in 3 months in the first govt supported genocide in Africa.

Many were laid on rail tracks and crushed by train, men buried alive, pregnant women had their bellies ripped open,Children clubbed to death, Innocent souls whose only crime was belonging to a different ethnic group and Faith,

To the 45,000 Innocent souls whose blood was used to irrigate the deserts of Northern Nigeria, although the conspiracy of silence continues by most Nigerians, although no monuments are erected, although no atonement has been made for that unprecedented horror,their Blood continue to cry out against this nation, a nation that pretends it never happened - but we, your kins, forced to bury empty coffins, we your brothers-
WE REMEMBER

The Thousands and thousands unaccounted for- in unmarked graves, from Kano to Maidugiri, to Jos to Markudi, to Zaria, to Kafanchan,to illorin,

Although Nigeria sits on these graves and pretends it didn’t happen but we in whose home steads you left empty spaces-
WE REMEMBER

To the he brave hearts who stood up to the British armoured cars with matchetes

Two Boys who shared a riffle so when one fell the other will pick up his gun to defend his freedom. To the men who went into battle with five rounds each and must only shoot when he was sure to kill. The men who laid down their lives so I may live
WE REMEMBER

My three kinsmen who volunteered in Oguta and Ontisha sectors,brave men Who never returned-still on patrol
YOUR FAMILIES REMEMBER

To Bruce Mayrock, an American student who set himself on fire, laid down his life to protest against the Genocide by Nigeria against its own people
WE REMEMBER

Artur Alves Pereira and Count Von Rosen of the Biafran airforce who came to Biafra in protest against the state sponsored pogrom
WE REMEMBER

To Wole Soyinka, who stood alone and insisted” the man died” who kept silent in the face of such a pogrom
WE REMEMBER

Tanzania, Ivory Coast, Zambia and Haiti, nations that hoisted our flags against the silence of the world
WE REMEMBER

All members of the Research And Production unit (RAP),
with no outside help YOU demonstrated that the black man can do wonders if only he looks inwards; Home made armoured cars, rockets, beer from cassava, engine oil from coconut, the Biafran Red Devil (Amoured vehicle), the Shore Batteries, the Ogbunigwes. Your ingenuity, your bravely, today-
WE REMEMBER

To our brave mothers , who cooked and sent to their sons in the trenches, knowing it could be their last meal-
WE REMEMBER

The little boys who went “combing” many returned, many did not
WE REMEMBER

The World Council of Churches, The Caritas, The Red Cross who saved millions of children with food aid, despite the blockade,
WE REMEMBER

Millions of our Children who had no milk and died before their time
WE REMEMBER

Ah! Corporal Nwafor, you took in the hail of bullets from the vandals yet continued your final run towards their armoured car with a grenade in your hand, until you successfully threw the grenade into the troublesome vehicle and disabled it before you let your bullet riddled body fall to the ground and your comrades captured the precious armoured car and renamed it “Copral Nwafor”
WE REMEMBER

Col Patrick Achuzie-, General Alexander Madiebo, Gen. Philip Effiong, Col. Onwuatuegwu, Nkonko Ndem and all brave men who stood in the gap
WE REMEMBER

Odumegwu Ojukwu switched from Ball rooms to Bunkers, leaving behind a tremendous wealth to give shelter to a people faced with death, you turned artisans into fighters and scientists, your mission, to build the first black nation with an indigenous technology.

Under the pressure of mortar shells and in less than three years, you demonstrated that the black man can hold his own, but the whites didn’t seem to be comfortable with an indigenous African technology, so UK and USSR suspended their enmity and empowered their Northern stooge to distract you. The Arab League threw its weight behind the North, the rest is history

General Chukwuemeka Odumegwu Ojukwu,Eze igbo gburugburu, oguejiofo..
WE REMEBER

May justice prevail, may peace reign, may we NEVER find a need to shed blood,May God open the eyes of this Nation to see that like the blood of Abel, the blood of the innocent Easterners shed needlessly in 1966 calls for atonement and until the Nation collectively owns up to it, it can never be free from this vicious circle.

#May30thBiafranHeroesDay

The Rising Sun.............................

30th May, 1967 will always be a special day in our memory, as I joined umunnem na umunam and observing the sit at home order even here in non Biafra land.

Indirectly my action has forced all the contractors working under my supervision which are none Biafrans to join me in sit at home because no working permit for today is signed by me, so if you go to site OYO no payment.


So for those saying trash about today it might affect you directly or indirectly you never can tell which way.


#The land of rising sun, the promise land is non negotiable #

Biafra my home.

Regional Heritage..

Man u and boring match smh

The Presidency kwa on Nairaland? Haaa haaaaa comedy house of Aso Rock is advancing..

I pity the guy behind this moniker, he better deactivate it now that is still early before he dies of internet burries

Catastrophe1:
hahhahahhaha OMG u remind me of childhood mehnnnn. You know those days kids that own the ball aren't really good players thats why dey dint play you. Lols

Haaa haaaa is through, but if ur finally chosen base on ball owner, you will be responsible for marking openents only, when u get the ball u pass it back to ogas, but they will never pass to you eh, they will only remember you when the openents collected the ball back...you will hear eh eh John mark them mark them lolz

oviejnr:
hehehe and if u get felele that year. U be big boy among ur peers, dem go come dey find u for house

No body buy felele pass me for my villa, until I come upgrade they buy that one they call health, lols big boys come dey make me friend, but the irony of it is they hardly select me when is time to choose the game, they will promise me that I will play very soon, I will be just watching in alert, immediately that ball roll enter my side I go carry am run ooooo haaaaa house direct no looking back choi choi

My friend father is among the dead...very sad day indeed.

R.I.P Elder Pepple

I could remember man u of old days..by now the page will rock up to 40 pages, just look at semi final match, yet only 8 pages. Is a sign drwa soup with one meat club is finished

Celta I am proud of you guys you did well, played man u from start to finish...kudos

Man u and delay tactics see them

Draw soup

Truth be told man u is just useless gush, forget the goal man u is playing nothing, if they play against better attackers they will be sinked

xynerise:
Is it paining you? Go and steal the key of the bus and drive it off na

Lol Bro tell yourself the truth they are playing better than man u by far.....forget the score line

Who dey home oooo?

xynerise:
Ajax leave all this gra gra. Na we get cup

You think Ajax na Celta? Ajax na European power house oooo

xynerise:
Let them do the tapping and we do the scoring

Is that why ur parking bus? Making the game so boring

They want finish man u see taping

By 7am? Is illegal