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PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Scatterboss(m): 5:22pm On Nov 18, 2015
tupacshakur:
Shymmex ti di Alarina. grin

Shymmex baba! The babe go gree for me so?

I just skimmed through her recent posts and she seems smart. My kind of girl.

Nikkygal, a kii yin o...Eku irole.
Bros, Long time.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Scatterboss(m): 5:18pm On Nov 18, 2015
IyaIode:
This eggheader?
Nah.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Scatterboss(m): 5:17pm On Nov 18, 2015
IlekeHD:
If you start from page 1, you won't catch up as the thread moves an average of 15 pages per day. Simply join the conversation.
Ileke, Long time sis. Will do asap.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Commonwealth and Politics by Scatterboss(m): 5:13pm On Nov 18, 2015
zimoni:
You and shymmex ehnn

Hope you have seen the BEADs? If she catch you ehnnn

And, have you seen my big head too?

I'm missing Eggheader and his Oodua Insurgency Crew, they called themselves Oodua Insurgents/Oodua Armed Forces. GeneralScatter/Scatterboss was their Chief of Defence Staff lols. The dudes went to develop a software to spy on igbo e-warriors. Last year was interesting, it was full of laughter from jan to dec.

I will go to DAWN office when I go to Ile-Ife late this month or next month.
Long time bro, Thank God for this thread, will have to go start from Page 1, its nice seeing our old vets here discussing on the progress of our land. God bless Yorubaland.

Odua Agbe wa o.
RomanceRe: Dudes Dat Work Out Always Forget Der Legs by Scatterboss(m): 5:07pm On Nov 18, 2015
peppyluv02:
cheesy but this is photoshopped
Hey You, Long time.
PoliticsRe: Non-indigenes In Lagos Must Respect Their Hosts– Akiolu by Scatterboss(m): 9:14am On May 11, 2015
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Ishilove:
This man should shove it up his heinie. He is a disgrace to the royal stool angry
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Trash. Read the whole article again before insulting the King, he said the truth and its his opinion.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 8:46pm On May 10, 2015
MzJackBaueress:
blame it on the Op. He wasn't serious!


*unfollows thread*
Sweethrt, I see you.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 8:45pm On May 10, 2015
zimoni:
God Bless The General.

God Bless The Big Man(as they say in NA).

Have a blessed week General.


Pls say me hi to my brother, Bro Eggheader. Only God knows the moniker he uses now.
My hands up for you broda. Eggy should be fine, been long we chat but he is cool.

Have a nice day bro.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 6:34pm On May 10, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Forget malnourishment..you replied cuz we hit bull's eye, old man. [/color]
Okay.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 6:26pm On May 10, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] Ofcourse with this alternative moniker you must be happy with your false sense of security....Carry on,old man.[/color]
Alternate moniker indeed. I only respond to your quote for a reason. I dont reply malnourished kids, enjoy this thread in peace. Yes I am an old man cheesy cheesy
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 6:19pm On May 10, 2015
Chidozieude:
Boss 1

We salute sir
General, salute. Much love.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 6:17pm On May 10, 2015
SUBWAY101:
Boss man, I hail baba.
I hail too broda.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 6:16pm On May 10, 2015
Texcoco:
[color=#1980BC] This one is afraid already... [/color]
Afraid of what? Hehehehehe. You must be a comedian.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 6:05pm On May 10, 2015
CyberWolf:
grin grin No be small thing oo last year but the koko now be say some special forces are undergoing training and by the time they come back, the war is gonna be an apocalypse..I'm afraid it might even consume NL but I don't pray so oo...by the time the war starts, unless you don't log on to net, then you are safe otherwise lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed ...I was very angry with the Oodua Insurgents last year because they left the Eastern Command fighters and started attacking civilians..is that not madness? But ...Anyway let me stop here.. cheesy
Noise.
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Know The Name Of Every Nairalander. by Scatterboss(m): 5:58pm On May 10, 2015
zimoni:
Maybe maybe not. remember he mentioned DSS. Maybe he's a personnel there or not nobody knows. One thing is certain, this website is being closely monitored by the authority.

I remember last year during Divine Invitation by General Chino(The CEO of Chinology Institute), he's asked for someone's e-mail addy if anyone agreed to meet him. It was only Uncle Ilugun that agreed to meet Chino at Palms, but Chino insisted he must send his e-mail address to him so he could communicate with him through the e-mail. Ilugun refused, he said we would be waiting for Chino at The Palms Ikeja, Chino no gree show up.

We later discovered Chino was using the e-mail to check for people's profile on fb and then post their pic in nl. Though he got the first one wrong(eggheader's pics, dem wan use mouth kill Tunde Salami, not sure if that's his name though, until eggheader and his crew attacked back). Last year was the craziest year in nairaland. It was full of fun from jan till dec. From deportation saga to various issues.

Me think, the OP is an hacker or something. There are so many guys who have gone to learn hacking when the picture exposure started last year.

What a funny thread.
Lolzzz.
TravelRe: Recent Beautiful Pictures Of Ibadan - The Pride Of SW. by Scatterboss(m): 2:23am On May 10, 2015
crixtex:
hahaha... Funny guy, iont hate yoruba o.. my mum na yoruba. the only thing i detest in yorubas is hypocrisy.. and furthermore, my chickitos are yorubas... so calm ur nerves, cos i know u hate igbos too
Why claiming Northerner just to insult Yoruba, soon you will also call others coward. Na wao
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Marginalization: Elders Met Jonathan To Complain - SMH by Scatterboss(m): 11:35pm On May 09, 2015
theV0ice:
The sad irony is that the Yoruba actually voted gej in 2011. He won every SW state except Osun where he still got over 40% of the votes. This thread actually shows how hypocritical people can be.

Yoruba race was insulted on this thread because some elders went to complain to Jonathan that despite voting for him, they were not feeling his recognition. Fast forward 5 years, we see a set of people who not only swore not to vote for GMB, but ensured they insulted him with everything imaginable and even refused their kin who would vote for him, the right to do so. Now they're threatening fire and brimstone (empty online threats of course) if he dare cheat them of patronage as if GMB is a replica of their horribly clannish defeated master.

GMB doesn't really care about evil minded folks.......the man simply wishes to bring good governance to every citizen of this country and I'm very optimistic he'll give it his best shot......WITHOUT FEAR OR FAVOUR. As long as you're a Nigerian, whether you voted for him or not, he's committed to giving you good governance.

God bless and keep GMB
Word.
PoliticsRe: Yoruba Marginalization: Elders Met Jonathan To Complain - SMH by Scatterboss(m): 11:33pm On May 09, 2015
Afam4eva:
My statement should not be taken out of context. I want to believe that when I made the statement, it appeared that the Yoruba's were demanding what belonged to PDP at the time. I'm not sure. I have to go over the thread again.
Hypocrite. Dont try to fine tune it, your statement was very clear. Shame on you bigot.
PoliticsRe: This Week In The UK by Scatterboss(m): 6:58pm On May 09, 2015
meforyou1:
Why exactly should the thread be closed?
Soon you will open a thread crying on how some people are attacking you, i wont say much anyway. You can enjoy your bashing thread.
PoliticsRe: This Week In The UK by Scatterboss(m): 6:19pm On May 09, 2015
The mods wont close this kinda rubbish thread and ban the OP but will swing to action when the thread reach 30 pages of tribal bashing. Shame
PoliticsRe: {photos} Second Niger Bridge Completed . GEJ The Hero by Scatterboss(m): 10:00pm On May 08, 2015
Lolzzzz. Funny cheesy cheesy cheesy
PoliticsRe: Igbos In The Dallas/ Fortworth Embark on 30 Day Protest Against Dr Ariyo by Scatterboss(m): 2:38pm On May 07, 2015
Lolz. Only jobless people have the time for rubbish protest cos of one doctor. Mschew
PoliticsRe: Thecable Apologises To Soyinka Over ‘Igbo’ Story by Scatterboss(m): 6:48am On May 07, 2015
I ignored that trash of a thread cos i know my amiable Prof wont say such words. The painful thing to me is someone accusing me wrongly on that same thread again, Prof Wole supports biafra right from Day 1 and even support the Niger Delta militants then. We should learn to verify stories before insulting people.
PoliticsRe: South/south Beware: The Witch-hunt Is On! by Scatterboss(m): 5:08am On May 06, 2015
dearpreye:
On a serious note, you guys are amongst the reasons Nigeria will not move forward. ...

You want me to believe all the criminals from your place we're duly prosecuted and found wanting, while ours were guilty? Isn't it? You see your life? Have your ever seen me making tribal comments? You think I don't know what I'm saying, and what the mofos up North are planning?

All we ask is equity. Fairness. Justice. Is that too much to ask?

And please spare me that YOUR TRIBE IS TOO PRIMITIVE TALK! The arrogant and educated illiterates from your all knowing tribe just made an inciting and senile statement about a group of people yesterday! Your primitive and myopic local Oba weeks ago equally threatened the same people with a lagoon treatment. Isn't that the extent of your education? Isn't that it? Your so-called education has hardly bettered your lot; we're all still holed up in a Third World.

Ijaws are not asslickers; we don't serve the mofos up North. They seem to be your masters, not ours.
Stop going the tribal way, it wont help you bro. You can pass your message without Calling a whole tribe slave, respect yourself bro.
PoliticsRe: I Will Expose Muazu Underhand Dealings With APC – Fayose by Scatterboss(m): 6:09pm On May 05, 2015
Mogidi:
Please reserve the "pity" for yourself, I don't think a serving governor needs pity from an online hate figure.
Shut up you short animal, you should pity your miserable self for turning to a hateful troll posting crap everywhere like a cursed cat. Shameless being.
PoliticsRe: Asabe Asmau-Ahmed, Petroleum Fund New Boss, Appointed By Jonathan by Scatterboss(m): 5:54pm On May 05, 2015
madridguy:
A father left 17 Camels as an Asset for his Three
Sons. When the Father passed away, his sons
opened up the will. The Will of the Father stated
that the Eldest son should get Half of 17 Camels,
The Middle Son should be given 1/3rd of 17
Camels, Youngest Son should be given 1/9th of the
17 Camels, As it is not possible to divide 17 into
half or 17 by 3 or 17 by 9, the sons started to fight
with each other. So, they decided to go to a wise
man. The wise man listened patiently about the
Will. The wise man, after giving this thought,
brought one camel of his own & added the same to
17. That increased the total to 18 camels. Now, he
started reading the deceased father’s will. Half of
18 = 9. So he gave 9 camels to the eldest son.
1/3rd of 18 = 6. So he gave 6 camels to the middle
son. 1/9th of 18 = 2. So he gave 2 camels to the
youngest son. Now add this up: 9 + 6 + 2 = 17 &
This leaves 1 camel, which the wise man took back.
MORAL: The attitude of negotiation & problem
solving is to find the 18th camel i.e. the common
ground. Once a person is able to find the common
ground, the issue is resolved. It is difficult at times.
However, to reach a solution, the first step is to
believe that there is a solution. If we think that
there is no solution, we won’t be able to reach any!
Nice one.

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