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Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:52pm On Sep 17, 2017
Wildfire is a perfect description of the current happenings in the country. I have decided to deliberately ignore issues relating to Nigeria cos I don't want to have a clash with anyone here. For instance, where is nnamdi KANU?
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 9:23pm On Sep 17, 2017
Oloshos no fit EPP abeg, my vivie01 is better than a thousand of them put together
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 6:02pm On Sep 17, 2017
Be-coming ooo... Sha make sure you come with that your girlfriend you want to reveal to us
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 5:53pm On Sep 17, 2017
Anticipation Abi? Don't worry you shall also be invited smiley
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 5:47pm On Sep 17, 2017
It is not for you to believe na, we will send you IV, in fact you will b the ring bearer kiss
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 5:40pm On Sep 17, 2017
Development sef no EPP me, you replaced inimical with "hamper" you sef, e get as e be for you lipsrsealed
Anyway, shervydman is just catching Cruise with the way you are destroying me. Don't worry, we will surprise him with our pre wedding pictures
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 5:31pm On Sep 17, 2017
Anarchy has already been created by this your English sef. Which one 'inimical' again, abeg break it down
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 5:25pm On Sep 17, 2017
Country wey don scatter tey-tey undecided
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 5:18pm On Sep 17, 2017
Suggested the idea to you that I'm a good guy but you refused grin
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 5:04pm On Sep 17, 2017
Here con be wetin na.... Book of Revelation? huh
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 6:48pm On Sep 16, 2017
Moniker ko, Monica ni lipsrsealed by the way, you must be related to lai Mohammed cos you seem to be fabulous7's spokesperson
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 6:20pm On Sep 16, 2017
Dear vivie01 don't mind the poster above me ooo... Na me first know you
Jokes EtcRe: Show us how good and creative you are with your use of words... Fun all the way by Scatterscatter(m): 2:44pm On Sep 16, 2017
Power is good, just use it well when you get it
RomanceRe: 18+SEXCHAT: He Requested For My Nudes & I Sent Him My Hottest (Photo) by Scatterscatter(m): 8:43am On Sep 16, 2017
softwerk:
I went to pick up my patient's x-ray report grin
...then the xray machine took yours by mistake abi?
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 9:58am On Sep 15, 2017
AAinEqGuinea:
In the United States you can freely check out books from a public library on how to make nuclear bombs.

So the public library is producing terrorists according to zoo logic
Mind you, world powers (USA, Russia, France, Germany etc) all have nuclear warheads but they aren't called terrorists. You can learn about developing nuclear weapons, it's free but the moment people know you have evil intentions, you will be classified as a threat and necessary actions will be taken to curtail your actions, ask North Korea.
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 9:42am On Sep 15, 2017
attackgat:
Dont talk like a child. It doesnt matter if Kanu said he owns all the Nuclear warheads in Russia. If the authorities feel that the infomation is credible, they should arrest him and charge him to court, which they have already done. If people are supposed to jailed for what they say with their mouth, everybody would be in jail today.

As for BSS, have they taken up arms? Have they touched anyone? So the crime they commited was to wear berets and salute each other? Are we going to hunting the Salvation Army tomorrow?

The law is that a crime has to be commited before a person is criminalised. The FG must fold its arms until a crime is commited or if they have credible information that a crime is about to be commited.
I'm sorry to say this, but trust me you will make a very weak and bad president/leader.

So you mean if you hear that a thief is on their way to your house, you will allow them come in before you lock your door! I'm disappointed.
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 6:23am On Sep 15, 2017
attackgat:
How exactly does one topple a sitting government without arms?
Didn't Kanu boast of having weapons to the extent of being able to develop nuclear weapons and you expect soldiers to go to them with Cain and kondo. Didn't he set up his own Secret Service (Army), Palace, etc... So you actually expect FG to fold its arms, MBANU!!!
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m):
attackgat:
Thats not what he swore and Oath to do. What he swore an oath to do is to uphold the constitution and chapter 4 of that constitution allows Kanu and IPOB the right to agitate about anything they like including Biafra. Until this python dance thing, there has been almost no report of violence by IPOB
Freedom to agitate but not to topple a sitting government and form a parallel govt with it's own army. That is a treasonable act and no president will allow that.
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 6:41pm On Sep 14, 2017
letusbepieces:
Nigeria is a country for the Never Do Well, if not y do Biafrans want to leave?
Exactly, never do well like Ifeanyi uba, owner of innosson, orji uzo kalu, Kanu Nnwakwo, okocha, Dora Akunyili, okonjo iweala, etc....

May sense fall on you
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 6:36pm On Sep 14, 2017
sarrki:
Ipobs thought Nigerian army were playing in sambisa forest

Let the Python dance
My broda, Na only python still go dance ooo, now imagine say na crocodile or lion just catwalk pass Abia.
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 6:33pm On Sep 14, 2017
letusbepieces:
After a few calls from UK, US and Isreal ur Nigeria Army have announced withdrawal with full speed.

They only made IPOB more popular, let them go and do election in Anambra after all this and let us see who will leave their house.
Hahahahahaha.... Guess you called on behalf of Queen Elizabeth and Trump.
You IPOD's never face reality, bunch of dreamers And wishers thinking the world cares about them.
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 6:31pm On Sep 14, 2017
attackgat:
This one is thanking Buhari for being a dictator and wrecking havoc in Igbo land

It never fails to amuse me how Nigerians celebrate their failed country
Buhari swore an oath to keep Nigeria together against all odds.
Just go and continue drinking ur god's (NK) urine undecided
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 6:29pm On Sep 14, 2017
letusbepieces:
At the end, Biafra got nearer, Nigeria Army withdraw handing Biafra another victory.


Nnamdi Kanu needs to be studied to be understood.
You still don't understand, do you?
NA only went to do a demo, the real movie script hasn't even been written by FG yet.
PoliticsRe: NNAMDI KANU HAS GIVEN ME REASONS TO SAY "THANK YOU PRESIDENT BUHARI" by Scatterscatter(m): 6:24pm On Sep 14, 2017
So it now you have reason to thank Buhari. Me don get the reason teh teh...
IPOD's are just a group of people who live in fantasy land. They don't understand that the way you fight separatists is different from terrorists.

They don't know Jack!!! America is busy battling hurricane Irma so they should just know they are on their own.
PoliticsRe: BREAKING!!! Biafra: Nig Army Finally Breaks Into IPOB Leader Palace Now video by Scatterscatter(m): 5:55pm On Sep 14, 2017
No be only igberetv, na igbere internet. Nonsense
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Falomo Bridge Art By Nigerian Students Now At The Thames London by Scatterscatter(m): 8:42pm On Sep 10, 2017
1000likes for this.
The earlier we embrace our originality, the better for us.
CelebritiesRe: Kenyans Blast Singer Tekno For Giving Horrible Performance In Nairobi by Scatterscatter(m): 8:31pm On Sep 10, 2017
What were they expecting before huh When they went to watch "tekno" China phone
PhonesRe: Huawei Overtakes Apple As World’s Second Smartphone Brand by Scatterscatter(m): 8:28am On Sep 10, 2017
HoneySwag:
what phone can I get for 45k? I really don't av money
Hmmm.. Allawee in action!!!
Nywyz, 45k is enough it all depends on what you want in a phone
BusinessRe: Group Threatens To Sue Dangote Over Lagos Refinery by Scatterscatter(m): 10:48am On Sep 04, 2017
Some people don't just have any sense.

And this person will also have people that are following him.... Jess!!! This one weak me
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Ngozi Oputa And Her Mother Pictured In Hotel Room by Scatterscatter(m): 4:25pm On Sep 03, 2017
modelmike7:
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Dem force una to comment?
Leave her and her mom alone, if you don't love your moms, you leave her with hers.
Oshisko!
You sef nonsense undecided
CelebritiesRe: Uriel Ngozi Oputa And Her Mother Pictured In Hotel Room by Scatterscatter(m): 4:15pm On Sep 03, 2017
OK.... This is the height of it.

Who ever moved this piece of crap to fp needs to be placed on 2yrs suspension.

post nonsense
OP nonsense
Viviangist nonsense
MOD nonsense
Nonsense nonsense undecided undecided
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Sam Adeyemi And Wife Share Selfie At 'EMERGE' Hosted By Pastor Adefarasin by Scatterscatter(m): 7:54am On Aug 27, 2017
I know some people will still come and say pastors are not supposed to be taking selfies undecided

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