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Bigdaddy1990:
We wrote job test on Tuesday at digilearn they said dey will get back to us... Some pple are also written job test today bin Friday...who ave gotten any reply from dem....redwood consulting....

please what kind of questions do they ask in their aptitude test?

Gazzy88:
I see the rhyme the way your drunk father would have seen it.

you are right only someone from the generation of drunkards can see.

Gazzy88:
And you expect me to laugh to this nonsense?

Na because u no get sense u read nonsense .

how u see the rhyme?

After a big accident, a man was crying: O God! I have lost my left hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Madam to Student: Last Semester you were roaming with that girl and this semester, you are roaming with other. What you think of yourself? Boy: Syllabus changed mam.

How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you are given something to eat!

A Secretary came angrily out of boss cabin colleague asked: What happened? She replied: He asked me are you free tonight? I said: Yes, and he gave me 101 pages of work.

Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!

A boy got rejected and girl got selected in an interview for same reason. Think? they both had the first two buttons of their shirts open in front of the CEO

One boy on his way to home with his mom after school, Saw a couple kissing on the road, He suddenly shouted and said look mom, They are fighting for CHEWING GUM.

NinaJoy:
Good evening house

please does anyone have any info on Redwood consulting..

Dear Applicant,

Congratulations. With respect to our advertised Graduate Trainee program, we would like to inform you that you have been shortlisted for an aptitude test on Saturday 23rd March, 2019 by 8am. Please save the date. Further details will be communicated to you soon.

Thank you.
Redwood consulting sent me this Mail for a Graduate trainee job.

please does anyone have any idea

I got same invitation and I don't know much about them.

those were day they know how to dress decently now they have forgotten

peteruuu:
I sleep with lights ON.. And, I'll still continue doing so... To hell with scientific whatever

Na science give u d hell of d light too

DavidEsq:
. Why u dey derail the topic na?

if nobody can create a tread and mention my name why I no derail am, person wey them dey mention self fit no dey NL

hmm that's less than a dollar to naira that's really a change to next level, happy tour

if they ask me to choose between the two, I will choose the art work.

A man sits on the balcony having drinks with his wife, and he says, “I love you!”
the wife asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?”
He replies, “It’s me… and am talking to the beer

Nollywood please na! How can a ghost fall down while chasing someone?

Embarrassment : Is wen u follow ur mum to a wedding and u actually sat down near a cute girl at d wedding reception and ur mum luks at u and says don't finish dat food ooo pour d remaining one inside nylon cos dat will be ur nyt food...

You won't know how difficult life is, until a bus conductor puts his armpit over your face while collecting his money...O! my God!!!

you gain admission' u post it. U going 4 lectures' u post it. U write exam' u post it. Result come out' we no hear from u again!!!

Nija bet will break guys hrt.Dey will 4give & play again,But ur woman do u small thing,u go tight ur mind lyk dreadlock

Olamsoh:
When you see a particular vacancy reoccurring you need to ask certain questions before thinking of applying. It tells something about the organization. Whatever the story is...is left for you to find out.

I worked for a company that sack people any how and consistently post job recruitment every time, some people employed in that company sometimes don't last a 2weeks b4 they are sacked and those that last 6 to 1 year they feel like they break record because the moment you are employed you are faced with loosing your job.

ibkayee:
Cute family

Don’t know much about football, are players sent to random countries like China when they aren’t the best players?

No,players choose the country they want to play so far there Is a club there that needs their service.

Lenadiva:
You voted APC f*ck U You voted PDP F*ck u too You didn't go out to Vote any, f*ck u You didn't have PVC f*ck u too F*ck Atiku F*ck Buhari F*ck Nigeria F*ck Africa F*ck the world F*ck ya all.... And f*ck me too

I feel ur pain SORRY

Thanks

UNUEBO555:
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see thief wey just registered for NL today, wanna dupe someone for fix bet9ja game.

Olamsoh:
Ikeja Electric in partnership with Slot seeks to recruit 40 young graduates that are interested in laptop and mobile phone repair. You will be trained for 3 months

https:///eggta2KTuP

this link ain't opening

I am this quiet intelligent guy,even people that come to me for lecture in university days have gotten job am still searching, I apply, go for interview but nothing comes out from it only "we will get back to you"

I am naturally hard working,confidential and strict to protocol.i don't talk much and sometimes it affects my interview but that doesn't mean am not eloquent,am just kind of less confident in interview and at times when I feel I performed well in a particular one I won't get response back.Am getting tired of staying at home I had to leave my comfort zone over a year ago for Lagos to search for job since last but no reasonable job has come my way.With BSc in Business Administration I was thinking things won't be this hard but am tired and getting depressed by the day.

Drabeey:
5 and 6 na dsame

they are twin brothers, ask Neto C

onyi25:
It is no news that Big Brother Naija 2018 star, Cee-C, is crazy about artificial eyelashes and hence made her a mockery among fans and non fans who constantly referred to her as 'Eyelashes Cynthia'.

It is very hard to see Cee-C without artificial lashes on.

Imagine our surprise when we woke up to photos of Cee-C without her lashes on. Yaay!

For those who have never seen Cee-C without lashes, here you have it;

I feel she looks more lovely without the artificial lashes on.

What do you think?

See more here --> https://www.mimidoris.com/2019/02/bbnaija-rare-photo-of-cee-c-without-her.html

some ladies are pretty without makeup but tend to make them self ugly with makeup, I been no like u but after I see ur natural face it looks good, I no fit toast girl with makeup bcoz I no know Wetin I dey toast

how real is this?


Dear Applicant.

We were impressed by your application.

As a result of your qualifications which have been considered satisfactory, we would like to invite you for an interview at one of the selected centres in Lagos


Date: Friday 22nd of February, 2019

Venue: No. 4, FFF Junction, Off Comercial Avenue,  Sabo Yaba, Lagos.

Time: 10:00 am


Kindly come with a printed copy of this invitation, a pen and a print out of your updated CV as you will not be allowed in without it.


Note that the invitation is a response to the application/CV you submitted which we are handling on behalf of our client and you can recourse to us if you did not apply for such position for us to manage your record properly.


NOTE: You will meet with the Deputy Managing Director, Head of Human Resource of our client after the oral assessment for proper evaluation.  


Best Regards

Resonance Consults