₦airaland Forum

ugo4u:
Peoople saying they have this defect or that defect, should just apply ne kawai and try their luck, wetin una go gain lose if you apply since the form na free? Just apply and leave the rest to fate. Moreover I don see Airforce officer wey e remain small make person mistaken am for dwarf, and I bliv during his time people wey tall like pole wire apply them no get the job.
PS: My people how una take they reason this attestaion form from institution putting into cognizance ASSU strike?, As for LG chairmen signing form, I think the worst form of corruption is going on in the LG, those guys there are hopelessly useless and wicked, just to sign form they use it as avenue to milk their people/ raise IGR for their selves, my LG chairman's people insisted I pay an outrageous sum, them collect my number from person wey they help me run am, come de disturb say make i wire their balance annoyance from no where just fill me head I begin para for them.
Me: Why will I pay "2k" for common signing and passport excluding fee for way billing? Madam it is too much, I can only part with 1k(this na after i don budget/send like 4k to person wey de run am make e use like 2k for him TP/ la casera , give LG people 1k then use 1k do waybill).
Woman: That's how we do it, you are not the only person.(She still collect the 1k oo still hold my form)
Me: It doesn't matter pls consider some of us staying in other states.
Woman: You're not serious abeg give me chance. (This na after much beggings oo)
na that time my dada scatter, I snapped!
me: Madam in short to hell with u and ur useless boss(LG chairman) if you wont sign the forms give me my 1k and the forms, and I bet you i'm gonna get this job with or without your hopeless signature. Na so i take hang call.
The money is not really the issue par say, but the arrogance and sense of entitlement this guys have is what pissed me off, how can one demand money from "People you represent(Supossed job seekers oo)" to do your job? And all this "Street" na for only LG oo, person go still budget for attestation from Institution(This na another avenue for schools to "tidy" guys pocket).
Now na military persons wey go sign the form i don de reason. I suggest army substitue LG chairmen, with maybe Pastors or Imams that can attest to one's LGA because the LG chairmen are useless, someone from chad can claim any damn LG in Nigeria and they will sign, they(LG) are after the "kush".

I pay 2k to get attestation from my sch, I go my local government sec they say make I pay #500 for the other one that they don't sign reference form, but b4 then they demanded for local government cert of which I gave them state of origin cert, they say they can't do it till I get that one which they demanded #3500 for but in the local government cert they finally issued to me it was #2500 that was written there. Everybody Na criminal 4 9ja

he just prefer buying pop corn 4 his car than his babe

MrSuama:
Guy you have to be smart. Why would you accept a Colonels passport? Why in a haste?
The hardest thing was to get a General to sign for you and you should have tried everything possible to get his passport. He can sign the local government attestation, parents and guardians form and one of your reference. Use one stone to kill 3 birds.

he is a very busy person I just had an opportunity to meet with him when he was around

mine has just been sign by a general with passport of colonel but no stamp was done because he was not in office where I met him, hope there won't be issues during screening?

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oloriLFC:
e no concern you

hope ur pastor deliver u from fear of failure

sarrki:
Fayose either result or Know result

It’s Sai baba

I can see d mentality of buhary in u, how u want take progress?

oloriLFC:
me that was curled up in the chair, viewing with fear. My God is good o

at least u have testimony to give tomorrow

Sheriff232:
1.Parents must attest
2.One from local government secretary
3.Or a military personnel of Lt Col rank and equivalent and above rank this one is more preferred,go with the two if possible,i submitted two during my own time

thanks bro, that local sec will hard me but I have a military personnel.

Sheriff232:
1.if you are lucky to be selected,the day you started will be an unforgettable day until you die,it makes the beginning of another YOU,.....some cadets die on that day while some will faint and be rushed for medical treatment which atimes will lead to undellible injuries and withdrawal from the academy.......for ssc hopefuls you will regret your life.......am not scaring you but you feel like dashing but just remember that you are representing your LGA,family and state and when you dash no one takes your position therefore don't venture into something you cannot handle

2.If you can survive the first three months then you are good to go,bush camps are done regularly,i advice you learn very fast because as you are passing out you a becoming a commander with nothing less than 36 soldiers,they will all be looking up to you

3.As a cadet you are entitled to monthly allowance,when you passed you will be given some money which is your own compulsory savings as a cadet,SSC collects higher because they spent more months on training,once you pass out you will start earning as an officer,the exact salary shouldn't be your worry,just enter first,survive the training and see for yourself.....there are allowances if you are on operation are

4.For SSC you will write slot of exams along side regular officers,other terms and conditions you will see for your self when you join because it changes from time to time.

5.Yes,appointments are given in the battalion the same with regulars.The duties is liason between between fellow cadets and authorities,if you disrespect or fight them you will be shown the way out

6.Yes,once you are nominated you will go,alot are defense attaches now,its all about your Corp,performance on the job and deployability.

7.Accomodation is available but you will stay in single officers quarters single you are not married yet.

8.During training,you cannot go on individual pass but the authority can decide to give liberty pass on weekend's probably after the first three months but after such pass you will suffer and wished you didn't go out.

9.POP rehearsals are very tasking and rigorous

10.Deployment is done after POP by appropriate authorities,am very busy at the moment and may not have given details but i belief you can pick one or two things from above,gud luck

it was stated 2 minimum reference does it involve approval from parents and the one chairman of local government or military sign 4 u, or we will give two different military or chairman to sign.?

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I just saw one mad man, and I quote him

Yomzzyblog:
Today is Thursday and a little throwback will not hurt anybody.

Nollywood actress and producer Omoni Oboli goes down the memory lane as he shared a side by side photo of her young self at age 20 and her present photo at age 40.

Gists via: https://www.yomzzyblog.com/2018/11/20-vs-40-actress-omoni-oboli-shares.html

who told u that u are hotter u are older, which school this one go, u fit cook beans, tootpick

it was stated 2 minimum reference does it involve approval from parents and the one chairman of local government or military sign 4 u, or we will give two different military or chairman to sign.?

GeneralFeezy:
Sincerely I don't know about that. Clear off the doubt by removing it with just 3,000 naira. Do it ASAP so the hole in the gum can heal up before screening. Wishing you the very best
I've also got teeth issues and I'm fixing em up next week

Roger that

GeneralFeezy:
Few answers I have
Height, weight, BMI
Visual acuity
Your teeth
Blood pressure
+or - ECG
Chest Xray
Blood tests for HIV, Hepatitis B, PCV
Urinalysis, Urine toxicology ( screening for drug metabolites)
Anal examination to rule out rectal prolapse
Overt bow leg or K leg or wind swept deformity
Shortened limbs or amputated fingers (I don't know if toes are involved)
Flat foot (this is done bcs people with this condition usually can't wear boots for long, and trust me say you no fit dey wear Dunlop slippers for war front )
Scars or tattoos
Surgical conditions like Surface swellings (eg protruded navel, big lipomas, goitre etc) Hernia, hydrocoele etc
You can help yourself by making changes now to those defective aspects of your health

Abeg I get excess teeth growing behind, what's my fate

wunmi590:
Good morning great Nairalanders,

For those who never had access to my first thread, please find it below.

It is with regret i announce to you all that i will be leaving my abusive job tomorrow 31st of October, being the last of the month, without any backup.

I have taken the bold step to tender my resignation letter, the abuse is too much, and is unbearable for me (though some other staff have been taking the abuse like that), most times, i am always scared of going to work, and my heart would be beating so fast, as if i went on a race from Lagos to Abuja.

I have looked so lean, that even people are asking if i am really working and i earn 6 figure salary, due to the abuse and pressure of the job, we work from Monday to Saturday, and even on public holidays, which means no social life for us.

I recently fell on the bike while coming back from official duty, the only thing they could render is just an x-ray (7,000), that was only what they paid for me, i had to take my hand to the local massagers which i paid 15,000 myself to get better, i was told i would bear the cost myself, which i did.

Thank God i am better now, and no fracture or whatsoever after the x-ray.

But even with that, i still get abuse, that i am mentally retarded and i am useless due to my one hand, but i just had to put a stop to all these abuse, and move on, what is the essence of working and earning money, and you have no rest of mind, its better you just leave the job.

I am begging well meaning Nairalanders, and Nigerians, to please help me with a job, i have two years experience as an administrative officer and a year in facility maintenance manager.

I am an HND graduate of microbiology.

I am willing to relocate, as i have a house in Abeokuta, I had my introduction on the 1st of September 2018 and my fiancee is currently working in Abeokuta i travel there every Saturday, after the close of work and come back to Lagos on Monday morning.

I will appreciate a prompt response from you all, as i so much believe in nairalanders.

cc: lalasticlala



https://www.nairaland.com/4793785/what-most-painful-hurtful-thing

Abeg connect me to d company make I work 4 a short while

shobroy10:
Immediately self check ur mail well and probably ur spam folder and if none try redoing it again with another active mail

OK boss

ugo4u:
Maybe you used yahoomail service. Use a Gmail account and thank me later.

I used gmail

shobroy10:
Personally have over register

were you sent password to your mail b4 u can fully register

please help, I registered in the army site over a week now and they said they will send login and password to my email uptil now I haven't seen it, has anyone fully registered here?

1 acre of land

Donpenny:
but where u there for tgr screening ?

no

me never see up-to now oh

search her on facebook with her name and school, may get her

An industrial road abandoned like that and idiot governor, if industries decide to do d road u won't give them chance, sometimes when I pass there on bike near trailer I get scared of trailer falling on top my head because it's a common thing on d road.