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Midehi:
really? she is not a bad girl but a good daughter.

Ok ooooo, if yu say so





Cheers






MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

Neroze:
Ur head is there!

na so ooo brova


Welldone











MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

Prettyvhickie:
*smiles*origin101 would be need most

Haaaaa vhickie so yu sef be badoolee??



No worry ma guy orijin101 go con helep yu

*smiles*












MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

adeh39:
DO YOU NEED........

A SMART KING?

AN INTELLIGENT KING?

A HANDSOME KING?

A KING THAT'S TRUSTWORTHY AND STRAIGHTFORWARD

KIND, WISE, FUNNY.......

AND SO MANY GOOD QUALITIES?


THEN DON'T STRESS YOURSELF THINKING OF WHO TO CHOOSE AS THE NEXT MR NAIRALAND!!!


SCENTMARLC IS HERE FOR YOU!!!

THOUGH HE MAY NOT BE PERFECT, AFTER ALL HE IS NOT GOD,


BUT HE IS WORTH THE CROWN...



VOTE SCENTMARLC FOR MR NL 2015!!!!



SCENTMARLC NOONI NIIII!!!

You have honored me so much honey, may God honor you. Amen.




Thanks love, yu are da best !!!! *muaahhhhh*












MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

MzMayD:
Vote the only and only



SCENTMARLC !!!!


for Mr Nairaland 2015

Mzmayd if i no tell yu thank yu, make i kpeme



Honestly you guyz have made me realice how much discipline, uprightness, and friendliness matter to our individual existence. I dont this love yu are showing me, but i pray d almighty wud favour yu in all yu do. Amen.


Muchlove darling, i care.












MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

Divineluv14:
VOTE

SCENTMARLC

FOR MR. NAIRALAND 2015

Sweetiepie you just made my day.


Thankz a million honey **muahhh**




MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

tunnamania11:

This is how to vote
I vote Scentmarlc
Cc: Nljega

tanx boss. Keep telling dem






#TEAMSCENT is UNSTOPPABLE


MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

Neroze:
Lol! I'm rolling wif da team alrdy bae!

am sure she knows. Jez toyin with ya scrotals

Neroze:
Kai! Una 2 like long story! buh nice one boss.

its better than short half-baked melted and vague ones.

















Tanx bozz, respect

WAOOOOOOOOOW ALL THIS HAPPENED WHILE I WAS AWAY
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Firstly, my team members am back from exile. Hooorrrrrayyyyyyyyy **i no buy chin chin come ooo**

Lots of love to my peeps hollering @me on BBM WHATSAPP IG

Much respect to radio houses , prestenters and a host of paparazzis tracking me up and down **even when am poopooing**

My opponents, i hail thee oooo. Now that am around, y'all gota feel it like its hot **like iya basira's amala**

Shout to ma home niggas repping d brand dutifully. Adeh39 tunnamania11 kingtom twaci tohpahz mzlaurel orijin101 and a host of others. You know how we roll....dont yah!!!

THE KING IS BACK, Y'ALL BERRA PACK **not into the lagoon sha ooo**









SCENTMARLC NOONI JAREE


Shout out to the health and jokes city showing me love. I appreciate.




Eroticangelina, come here and show me some love.















MR NL2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY JOOR

Trypa:
Chai I know sabi read oo

But it's u joor

As old as yu are abii














In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

Prettyvhickie:
lols that so funny
nice one

really? Ohhh am so humbled.

Tanx for all yah support dear. Godbless yu.




Where is sweetsoup cowleg orijin101 and sweetorgasm wen yu nEed dem, dem for just sama dis babe correct isiewu











In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

adeh39:

Nawa oooo!!!

babe i zoom yu oooo. Eyin naa waah

Tanx for d love baby. Cheerz







In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

Twaci:
Hehe! Sure! Anything for my daddy

heheheehe, midehi dont mind her joor
She is a badt girl i fathered in pry six












In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

kinglekan:

King close ya mouth , flies dey come oooo

Tanx bozz, i appreciate.














In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

Calebosko:
sure win for bacelona,



after that there will be another champions leak final on Nairaland Between Scentmarlc VS Swagavilage @ MR Nairaland final round, buy ur tiket now befor its too late,its a crash of titans

BuSsiness man i zoom you oooo

















In GOD we Trust ---#TEAMSCENTMARLC

Prettyvhickie:
lols

lolzzz dear.



My sugar pie am yet to see yu at my headquarters. Wont just stop by and say hello to my team?? Haba, oya check my signature and do d needful















MR NL2015, Scentmarlc We Know, Scentmarlc We Trust

Midehi:
funny you.


good one, keep it up dear.

tanx a million.



Twaci com dash dis ma babe small opa eyin









Cheers

MR.NL 2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY

MzzTega:
OK. I got confused about this last week. Was studying when i came across Matthew 5 vs 17. Jesus said and i quote; ‘‘Do not think that i have come to do away with the Law of Moses and the teachings of the prophets. I have not come to do away with them,but to make their teachings come true''.

Going to verse 38 of same chapter i got confused,it was talking about; An eye for an eye;that was what was in the law of moses,jesus said; do not take revenge on someone who wrongs you.

Aint the two laws contradictory?


In Malachi; GOD said he hates divorce

In Matthew;Jesus said;(paraphrased) divorcing a woman other than unfaithfulness,makes her commit adultery.
That is to say;Divorce is permitted only on the ground of unfaithfulness.


Corinthians further stressed it that;When you find it hard to forgive the unfaithful act,divorce.

I need an explanation.

cc:emusmith and all the bible scholars in the house

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Beloveth, open yur bible with me to the book of...erm...erm....ermm.....*opens bible----closes it back*

Scratch that !!!
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Sister the holy spirit will guide you. Amen. I wish i could lounge into my medulla and pull out verses that can help your cause buht i cant. So i pray the holy spirit to guide you all d way.
Stay bless sis











MR.NL 2015, SCENTMARLC ALL THE WAY

adeh39:
Nero........ The guy don talk wetin him go do for una if he wins......
So what are you waiting for

JOIN THE TEAM




#Scent#

tanx luv.

Dont mind prince he is our guy already

MzMayD:
funny !!!


Good job scent

tanx a bunch love


Midehi vhema and prettyvhickie come here and laugh small oooooo

tunnamania11:
Funny u

abiii wetin man pikin go do

Aipete2:
lol

e se ma. Amariyinba ooooo

Disclaimer : The post you are about to read is not funny. Walahi am serious. I know you wont believe it. Tooto ko dun se. The tin na sometin wey you go don see before....ok continuu reading nigba naa
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Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer
request you want the church to pray for you ?

Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me pray that God should promote my business in this church more than how he promoted it in my former church.

Church: AAAAAMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNN

Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole of your strength To pray this prayer for him That Oh Lord, promote this Mr Ogbeche's business in this church (speaks in tongues... masokokokokole sebede) Thus saith the. Lord, Listen, that your business shall sell in this church more than where you are coming from in thousand/million folds.

Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.

Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left your former CHURCH because the business was not selling very well abi?

Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my business was selling at first because they were buying the casket they use to bury members from me. As the church members started dying small small so my business was growing because they were all buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in making casket. But after some time, there was a deliverance service and members started living long, which affected my business. That's why I had to leave the church to search for a greener pasture.

Pastor: [/b]Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni? Ori e
buru ni? Please stand up. Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr Ogbeche's life and business permanently if he refuse to leave this church immediately...

[b]Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokoshamakokolelbeboboelelelelesokokomasererere (everybody started speaking in tougues)

Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa ya wa ya ibi o! Jeesu! (sorry, the Pastor is a Yoruba man.....lol
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Thanks alot jokeLanders for having me. I wish i cud be so funny and cracking like your many posts i do read on regular basis but i cant be a master of all....can I?? .....please i need your support and vote for mr nairaland competion. You can come over to the campaign thread in romance section to whats actually going down there. Am counting on your support. Thank you.
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Abeg make i quickly call my niggas to come laugh to dis joke since e fit no funny to una Joke professionals
Cc: Adeh39 tunnamania11 skypeople mzlaurel midehi aminat508 cyndax twaci kingtom sweetsoup subbied trypa aipete2 and many more

jokes apart, i tried ko? **in GMB's voice

Goodmorning my padiis. Am aware i am in the city of the Gamers, which has prompted me to wear my church sneakers. How una dey. While i was thinking about what game to throw out to you guys, my memory failed me. I know of many games, but i just couldnt remember any. So i sat down, and heaved a big sigh to get my head cleared up. First i thought of chess then scrabble. My brain picked ludo and maybe a bit of who wants to a millionaire .....thrash !!!
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Finding words to cage my thought was quite cumbersome. I have so many reasons not to pick any of those games but a very candid one is the fact of its almost likeablity to have been discussed here in the recent past. So i wondered, what game cud be so hard that no one will be able to unravel. And there it popped......PUZZLES !!!!!!
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Yea puzzles. Every game you must have ever played is a puzzle. If it isnt then why do you have to "play" before winning. And then i imagined "LIFE" itself as one big puzzle. We never know our ends, yet we play everyday. We wondered why somethings are the way they are. Why do young people die and the old lives? Why is there water in the coconut and none in bananas? Why dont men have menstruals and women do? Why do some people grow so poor and some live in affluence? Why why why why why?. No gamer can ever win in this game of life called PUZZLES !!!
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Having said that, my dear gamelanders, i have come to seek for your support.I Am an aspirant gunning for the thrown of MR NAIRALAND. Its rude of me to intrude into your PS4 sessions, but please endaevour to vote for me when the time is ripe. Thank you for your time. Godbless
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Cc: tunnamania11, twaci, adeh39, calebosko, prettyvhickie, diddydiva, tohpahz, neroze, aipete2, trypa, KingTom, sweetsoup, mzlaurel,sweetorgasm and many more

suxxman:

#Team SMELLOS#

Suxxman, wataguan.

Its yur homeboy, show support.

Ciao























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