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tohpahz:
miss nairaland mgbeke contest..

Good to see u are contesting in the male version of the mgbeke contest

hahahahhaha tohpahz warn yursef oooo. Babe i neva see yu for ma headquarters oooo hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

bogolobango:
@scentmarlc yep

brozz thanx a bunch


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kwencypresh:
*coughs*

babe tek sharwarma and chicken pepper soup to douse the cough

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Lool...so many people on my neck.

I'll see what I can do sha.

Lol @mgbekes [/color]

wetin dem be before....na mgbekes naaa

vheMa:
smiles No P,buh always remember that agarawu na my real G

aii sis, no pee. Agarawu23 na my nigga too. If i no vote for him , call me wehrey


For real, i appreciate

cyprus000:
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Brotherly,if I no stand by you.
Na who I go stand for.

You na my blood brother from another papa/mama

The truth be say,I no fit run campaign for this episod,cos of anti-spambot and I dey support everybody this time.
If you notice the famel election,you go see say.
I use lyk 7monikers for that election.

Anytime I try to tag me goons,anti spam go ban am,while other people dey tag without ban.

I had to talk to some of them on BBM.

Even tizblinks faced same challange.I was even the one,who gave him my alternate moninker "chron1cle" to issue an official statement on our behalf,after the election.

So e no go balm after I promise to alart my goons
Especailly from "foreign affairs section,politics" wey no they reach this side.
I no go fit do am bcs of anti-spam.

So I want lie low for campaign ish.

Hope you feel me..brotherly.? [/size]

broither if i no feel you make i die. truth is am presently facing the spam bot challenge too. Dats y have desisted from taggin my goons. Am tired for the rubbish sperm bottle ooo.

Buh bro, if i no still feel you ontop dis long epistle so, winch don dey pursue me be dat,

McLove:
CELEBRITY ko celebrant ni
am good, you?

dont worry yu will soon be. Am gud anyways.


Cheers bozz

cyprus000:
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Ggg

You are a cool dude.

I will support you,has best has I can.
But I don't have one candidate,I am a man of the people.

I patched tent on the femal version,bcs of some certain reasons.

But I can't do same in this male version,cos we are same and I can't be picky.
We flow same blood,same struggle,same zeez,same pain and it will blasphemous to do so.

Hope you feel my drive brotherly.?
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cyprus awon eyan ree. Na yu do am for snadrahnaub, na my time be diz. Tuale for yu everywhere yu go, even in yur dream. Remember me in yur votes ooo

bogolobango:
Hmmmm

hahhahahahahhaha laff dey wire me like cane....mehn yur moniker funny die.

It kinda reminds me of a song we use to sing while younger.....shogologobangoshey blah blah


Anyways, hope hustling is payin ova der bozz

princdebola201:
I nominate myself PrinceAdebola201

modify your post and put a link to your profile there. That is wen yur nomination will be valid. And if i must say, you do have a fine dp. Goodluck

sochima1989:
done

brozz yu have a very nice dp. I wonder y yu are not contesting **buh secretly am happy he isnt**


If only i had your looks and your suit, maybe i will have enuf pple cheering me on. Lollzzzz

Kindly be gracious and support my mission. Wishing yu all da best in all yu do.

#TeamScent

McLove:
express road ke? na person wey dey alive dey contest o

never mind me bozz....i was just to happy to have a top NL celebrity like you endorse my ambition niii......


Brozz how una dey

MznAirA:
Hmmnn!!! For the sake of someone m following nd is following me back too I came across this thread so I am rooting for Tomfrench... u deserve to win man!

while you vote for him, please be gracious to include me. You do have the right for multiple votes till d finals. Can i count on you angelique?

Chuksdede:
U guys shld nominate me am new here..... www.nairaland.com/chuksdede

ok sir i nominate yu but be careful oo so that i dont denominate yu oooo

Chuksdede:
U guys shld nominate me am new here..... www.nairaland.com/chuksdede

ok sir i nominate yu

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]Naso you go dey Lie anyhow. [/color]

my downtown nigga. Hope yu havnt forgotten so quick how we roll during d miss nairaland mgbeke contest bro i felt yur rhymes and campaign choruses like electric shock. Its goin to be a shame if yu dont support me but i trust yu sha........you go flow with me..abi i dey lie?

gracile:
pfft!
oh yea i remember now, that was the easiest way i could think of to give you some Valium! seems i didn't put enough

hhahahhhahahah badt girl gone worse


Xup gracile, its a new dawn.
Stay cute as ever

Fabdedon:
Goodluck to all contesting

tanx bozz i appreciate. Hope yu wud vote for me wen d time comes

vheMa:
twas cool


No worry,just like we did 4 tohpahz yours is simple,abeg snap well o and anwer wella o

hey cutie...almost thought yu left for mars....lolzz

I know yu have yur people.....but you are part of my own people. Remember in yur votes. I cant say much to convince coz i know you know the rules of the game. Pls do remember me vhema wen d time comes. Stay cute and happy...yu deserve it

LadyBoss1:
Yh came bk recently

you read my memoirs on you in the literature section??

adeh39:
Lmao....... See this guy sha.....

If I'm ur mother ehn..... I would have beaten the hell out of you..... can u imagine ..... Naughty boy.

Lemme call Kwencypresh for you, she sabi teach person lesson wella....

When did you become Joseph the dreamer sef

Anyway, Like I said earlier, you hv won my heart already, in fact this your sweet mouth sef... nawa

Babe bikoo, wu no bedwett as pikin

Tanx for d love and support.

I appreciate you love
***bows graciously**

englishmart:
heaven helps those who help themselves

uhmmmm na true oooo brozz........dats y i am doing d needful. Reaching out and creating awareness is the first step to go. Bro pls show me some love

ikeepitreal:
I'm very good now, and besides I was never sick

hahhahahhahahahahahahahahah nice one bro, yu got d joke. Was jus playing a fast one on you.


Stay safe bro, yu ar dah best

cyndax:
....yes ohh we are behind u..

ohhhhhh babe nnwamoo, what can i do without you...tanx love**bends down to give a french kiss muaaaaahhhhh**



For real, i appreciate

Midehi:
good one!
you have my support.

yyyaaaayyyyy hurrrrraaaayyyyyyyy
If the "almighty midehi" is at my back who can be against me
Am so humbled dear, tanx a million

**already dancing shokki with only boxers in my compound**

Aminat508:
Chai scentmarlc your mouth is too sweet

hahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaha laff yah kill me oooooo oyin17 come and carry me up ooooooooo

If mouth sweet den wetin we go call yur own.

Just saying mind to my well connected celebrity landers ni oooo

LadyBoss1:
Whats up?

neva knew yu still on NL

" It was a sparkling evening. I returned home from work early. Even the lagos traffic couldnt deter me from getting home on time, coz have got a function to attend. Am a young CEO and i know my way around. I took my shower and wore my bestb cloth, it was necessary for the occassion"

"I love my ride. A c350 benz formatic. The journey all d way to the venue was itch free. A pleasant sail i must say..... As i got closer to the venue, Eko hotels and suite, i could see the lots of paparazzis waiting for me. Wooow!!!!!. "

"In my usual swagger i alighted graciously. Shotz and glitz reels from their cameras. I was the cynosure of all eyes. I giggled inside. As i entered the hall, left right and center, people looked on as i went for my seat in the VVIP corner. Ohh, money is good"

"The award dineer started a bit late, but the wait was worth it. Different artiste performed before the calling of the award started. ...Alas, i was standing right there, proud and all ginning...THE YOUNGEST CEO AWARDEE....i reeled out a long speech of thanks and the audience wouldnt stop applauding. I grinned, smiled, and it was evident i was so happy"

" Because i had much to drink and who wouldnt wana taste all of those champaigne by the way.... I decided to use the gents. I remove my johnnystick and peed like there was no tomooorrow...........SCENTMARLCCCCCCCCCCCCCC, a loud voice echoed"

It was my mum and it was all a dream. Whaaat!!!. I looked around and i couldnt find my formatic benz. I looked at myself and i could see is my skinny bone, my ironed TM shirt gone. I looked down and all i found is my harmattan-infested bare feet, chaiii my italian shoe has dissapeared. God why!!!

Now that i have woken up i wondered why my mum was still staring angrily at me....shebi i don wake up nah. She nodded her head in pity and she finally said "scent oya touch yur trouser and see how you have bedwetted the whole bed wit dat yur tiny johnnystick"........yeeh chineke ooooo, so no be inside that Behind golden zinc for hotel rest room i weewee, na ontop my mama's one and only wrapper........awwwh God why me.?
.......... .............This happend several years ago ................
Today CelebrityLanders, i have a dream and it must come to pass. I have so many dreams, and becoming the next Mr Nairaland just happens the one i cant decide on my own. I need your support from this section. Back me up, support me, and make me your next king. I promise to be the best i can ever be and to respect all of your interest.
Thank you and God bless You all. I Love you.
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Cc: tunnamania adeh39 cyndax, skypeople aminat508 subbied midehi prettyvhickie trypa kingTom calebosko twaci
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EroticAngelina:
u rub soulmate on ya body??! chai. may God help u! walahi! ur case na smtin else!

its actually cool. My deodorant n cologne wont make yu smell it on me. And bxyds i dont get white skin in harmattan

FruityLass:
An eyesore

But I hate when guys don't wear boxers/briefs.

hey beauriful, kindly look at my signature

omanifrank:
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This Is Sagging of life. Lol carry on G!

op is he yur uncle?

EroticAngelina:
thats nt a valid excuse sir!!

this mata is funny somehow. When i was in sch, i made it a habit to uuse my haircream to rub all my body. Why i do this is bcoz i love to hav my hair well taken care of properly but i don seem to have time to rub body cream. So instead, i jus rub soulmate allthrough, hair and body...zooooooom.

I was gettin a bit darker and nobody complained. I practised d habit for almost 6years, so evryone was already accustomed to the darker new me. Recently, i dcided to buy a random cream and use...my skin changed and my coloration was restored. It ddnt tone me literarily but one way or the other, i fink i was brighter.

My point is, part of d reason me i dont use cream is bcoz it easily bleach my skin.