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adeh39:
That's why i like you, You are so nice. Thanks Dearie.

I will compensate you by supplying you and your colleagues with Fine babes, those Mammy water girls, wey get frontyard and backyard.

Jhesusss......yu mean na wetin yu wan dey use yur crown to do be dat Chinekemo ooooo

Ipledge:
I know,but I need it

Yu wan use am do collateral abiii?

Chiam55:
SANDRAHNAUB where you at girl?

We need you to be a little more active hun

You haven't campaign do you thank those who mention you?

Come on bbe it's your time to come out

She be moon wey una dey beg make she come out...abi she be vampire wey no dey comot for afternoon? Shuuuuuuuuuuu.........babe wey dey silverbird dey enjoy icecream with her boo. Una dey here dey exhaust yur mtn credit wey una borrow

Ipledge:
The last time I checked my time spent on nairaland,it's a month and 1month and 29days.When I checked now,it's back to 1 months instead of 2months


Cc seun
Farano
Rockstation
ishilove
Lalasticala

Broda, incase you were misinformed, there is no cash gift for how long yu don stay for nairaland ooo. Jus saying

CAMPAIGN CONSULTS LIMITED

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

For all our members in diaspora:

As of this morning, only four candidates have shown interest in the "MASS MEGA INTENSIVE CAMPAIGN" that has been slated for tomorrow.

The board of directors of CCL are still in talks with Mods and supermods of section to slack the ropes a bit to enable intensive campaign in all of the sections. This way, many people will be aware of the pageant and also will be able to vote.

All members are also enjoined to fully participate in this pro bono campaign and be generous enuf to provide, design, and campaign for all the contestants under our umbrella regardless of your individual allegiance.

So far, materials and campaign promo ads and banners should begin in full gear for the following aspirant:

TORPHAZ
TWACI
TRYPA
MAUREENSYLVA
ADEH39

Update to the list shall be made known soonest.

If you are a member of CCL, of which all guys are, aknowledge this circular by quoting it.

Thank you,
Management.
Cc:
Sir,
Braintouch
Sweetsoup
Cowleg
Goshkid
Kinglekan
Teeampakguy
Orijin
Ipledge
Mrcock

SweetSoup:
After carefully looking at the pics of the major contestant, i rate them based on beauty in this order:

(1) Tohpahz

(2) sandrahnauab

(3) Twaci

(4) Subbied

But we all know Agbani Darego didn't win Miss World because of her beauty only (Miss Aruba was more prettier imo), she won because she was very intelligent during the Q&A sessions amongst other factors. That said it is still TWACI for me, until CCL decide on a consensus candidate for members.

Thank you mr secretary. But you for no dis press release yet. But since you don do their pinshure rating........CCL go deliberate on their following features after which a consensus can be reached.

1. Profile picture rating
2. Online presence rating
3. Sense of Relation
4. How humorous
5. Contribution to nairaland
6. Most topic authors
7. Best campaign team rating
8. Most humble and loyal to CAMPAIGN CONSULTS LIMITED

So all members of staff of CCL are hereby advised to send their ratings and opinnion to the secretariat ASAP

Our office is located @ www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited

Thanks,
Management.

adeh39:
This is serious oooooo....
Hello Sirs! I'm humbly requesting for a form ooo, How can i get one?

Awh babes, yu too sweet. No lele. My padiis no go Bleep yu up.......
Secretary sweetsoup, take note ooo
Our signed candidates for now are:
Twaci Tophaz Trypa Maureesylva Adeh39
Free designs, free logos for this people tomorrow.

PervyByNature:
madam nawa for u oo

Wetin do you....

maureensylvia:
Am here scentmarlc, I accept ur terms and conditions. my campaign managers are PervyByNature, Speakdatruth, blym, pryd...that's all I have for ***in Oliver twist voice*** I need more CM.

meanwhile how do I start?

Babe yu are highly welcome......

Secretary sweetsoup, take note.......

SweetSoup:
As a life long member and staff of Campaign Consults Limited, i will wait for my oga at the top scentmarlc to decide who we go vote for on Monday.
Until then sha, its Twaci for miss Nairaland!

And your loyalty shall be duely rewarded com monday night.....

cowleg:
I never see the campaigns flooding nairaland.

brother chill. Tommorrow is the d-day

kr0ne:
But these guys have their own candidates. I thought this is a collection of neutral minds

Dont stress your kidney oga krone. Allof dem be our babes

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE

CAMPAIGN CONSULTS LIMITED


www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited

This is to inform the General Public that, Only three contestants visited our office as at yesterday evenining.

This implies that the remaining contestants has not only found our terms to be trivial but also has undermine the efforts of our distinguished members.

It should be of note that, all male members of nairaland are automatic members of this union. So therefore, this umbrella body will not tolerate any lacadaisical attittude on the part of the contestants.

So i implore all deterring aspirants to visit www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited and register their presence and must promise to abide by our terms.

What yu stand to gain?

12am - 11.59pm on sunday 17th, 2015 shall be the "Mass Mega Rally". Fresh Designs, logos , banners, emblems, impressions ....etc shall be rolled out en masse for our signed-candidates. For free

What yu stand to loose if yu dont join us?

Hmmmmmm, yu all know wat am capable of. So i wont say much.


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We love yu girls, coz without yu, we no go sabi wetin dem dey call condom.
__________________________
CC:
Sir BrainTouch
Sir Sweetsoup
Sir Goshkid
Sir Ipledge
Sir Teampakguy
Sir Mrcock
Sir Orijin
Sir ioprince
Sir Cowleg
Sir winetapper
Sir All BoardMembers

Visit www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited .

CountDracula:
Oh oh! I think we have a virgin of doom in d house! Lol

Sharp guy. Does "lol" erase d insult yu spitted on the innocent "non-virgin" girl wey dey pass across the thread jeje.

*faces girl** pele ma binu joorr

CountDracula:
Oh oh! I think we have a virgin of doom in d house! Lol

Sharp guy. Does "lol" erase d insult yu spitted on the innocent "non-virgin" girl wey dey pass across the thread jeje.

*faces girl** pele ma binu joor

stephenqueen:
Na me be that ba

















You are forgiven,go and sin no more

lolzzzz

Trypa:
LolZz dis boy u too get brain joor8)

Snipper...ohh sorry trypa. Since yu don show up, i know say yu wan come register nii. No lele we go help yu small sha. Tender yur document to sir braintouch.

stephenqueen:
Wetin una dey do for hia

We dey urinate nii......see kweshun *winks*

stephenqueen:
Wetin una dey do for hia

We dey urinate nii......see kweshun *winks*

goshikid:
sir goshikid reporting for duty!

MR lagunna1 needs our attention right away!

Ok granted. Buh abeg no chop if dem give yu food oo. Yu know say food dey difficult to chop for this kyn election period

Twaci:
Hey darl. I like ur new committe...sounds posh! Weldone Sir Scentmarlc!

Ohhh blood of God...my queen yu go spoil me oooo. As yu call me darlin sef dey totorii me. This committe na for betterment.
**cheiii see as d girl humble. She even remember to put 'sir' for front of my name...cheiii, correct babe**

Hey sir braintouch, TWCO sef don register oooooo( twaci campaign organization)

Pls secretary sweetsoup, take note

wristwatch:
Vote for Beauty and Brain, Vote for tohpahz

This torphaz nose be like "ONLY GOD NOSE TOMMORROW"

maureensylvia:
Gosh...I need more campaign managers
cc: speakdatruth
pervybynature
blym

Small boyz no fit do the job oooo. Register with CAMPAIGN CONSULTS LIMITED. Fill the necessary do-do. Check my handle and find the thread. Bless yu

maureensylvia:
scentmarlc me nko shuo

Shuuuuuuuu, babe yu stil dey contest.?? My only problem with yu be say, anytime wey i check yur pinshure say make i get small inspiration, na so so jump d pinshure dey jump oooo. Make i ask yu, yu dey do skipping rope wen yu tek dat pinshure??


But yu set small sha. Upload sexy pics make my boys size yu up. If yu tight wella, braintouch go register you. But dont snap with that choir uniform again oo

goshikid:
whats up? Any news?

The only news wey dey be say Aipete2 don get belle oooooo **wakes up** oh boy, na for my dream oooooo.

goshikid:
whats up? Any news?

The only news wey dey be say Aipete2 don get belle oooooo **wakes up** oh boy, na for my dream oooooo.

Aipete2:
Tell me my problem nw oh

My sister , yur problem be say yu too fine.....**Nnna mehn, abi wetin she wan make i talk !!!! If i tell am say her neck too long nao, she fit vex, ma kuku shut up**

adeh39:
Dearie..... how are you doing?

Ohh my babe i dey gidigba as buhari dey for osinbajo back ooooo

[quote author=goshikid post=33771586][/quote]Hahahahahahahha i yaff kill masef wit laff oooo. No quote my baby pinshure

arabadayor17:
[font=Lucida Sans Unicode][/font]mzLAUREL the best choice

Ogaade, html coding no be for everybody. If yu wan make d tin bold, write am for capital letters. No kill yurself

goshikid:
put mouth for which matter?

Check www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited . You go understand. And besides, whr yu dey since nah m

goshikid:
put mouth for which matter?

Check www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited . You go understand. And besides, whr yu dey since nah

MuhdG:
Ohhhhhh whats that on her head?? doesn't it look like a crown

dont you see how perfect it looks on her..

VOTE MZLAUREL

Why yu dey ask us wetin dey her head? We dey there wen her sister dash am the weavon We dey der wen she go meet mama ngozi to do am for her Na we chose this masquerade style for her.........abegg no dey test our prophesy skills o