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Aminat508:
Henhen my own kaka, Chai


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You are bountifully loaded....

Aminat508:
baby boo bomb



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That bomb wey yu mention dey fear me oooo

Twaci:
Nice one dear! Thanks . You are doing a great job.

Thanks babe. Tommorrow is yur day. Go gerrit !!!!!!

Aminat508:
Laughing without full stop.... Hahahahahaahhahahhahaahaha




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Haaaaaaa, u berra no laugh forget to vote subbied tommoroe ooo

adeh39:
Lols..... Wristwatch don vex...... *Go and die* Lols.

Abi ooo[email]

adeh39:
Lols..... Wristwatch don vex...... *Go and die* Lols.

Abi ooo[/email]

adeh39:
Lols..... Wristwatch don vex...... *Go and die* Lols.

Abi ooo

Aminat508:
no die joo ooooooooooooooooo... Where u won put me, remember u re d only I in my iPhone, d only egg in my egg roll. Wake up




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**wakes up** ohh did yu mention Iphone?? That word wakes me anytime i faint

missclasssy:
[color=#000050]8. Silly threads like that always make front page because they are the ones that garner traffic.
Entertainment news sells and the supermods take advantage of that.
Nairaland is a money making business venture for_seun and he needs a lot of traffic, so he advises the supermods to update the homepage with topics that are sure to bring traffic.

Of course you would agree with me that a thread about a picture of Yvonne Jegede or Cossy Ojiakor's boobs is sure to garner more views and comments that a thread about the decline in the infrastructure in the agricultural sector in Nigeria.

9. _Lalasticlala is the number 1 supermod in charge of moving topics to the homepage. That's basically his main job.
Asides moving his own topics, he also peruses through the sections looking for front-page worthy threads to move. That can be tedious and you wouldn't expect him to view all threads.

So people cc his moniker so that he would get the mention and in that way be able to view their threads to see if it's front page worthy and move it if it is.
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Thankz

Aminat508:
scentmarlc No joo, lick me like" pongila"




But

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Ohhh amina uno go kill me ooo. Infact ayaff die

wristwatch:
If you are not satisfied with my write ups, go and die

When i was about thinking you were with jesus in gethemanii that day.....

JUNIT1:
I decided to comment here because I noticed no one else commented after writting such a long speech.. take a heart. Have a nice day dear

badt guy

Blackett:
[color=#150000]1. A PM means a "Private Message". To send a PM, go to the user profile you wish to send a PM to, and click on "send email message to..." If you "follow" that person and the follow you back, they receive your message directly, else, you have to wait for them to get notified about your request, and you can only begin communication with them after they reply you.

To keep your email private, never ever reply a nairaland PM directly from your mail box. Instead, choose the option of coming to nairaland to send a "reply".

2. Read 1. again.

3. Click on his Profile and ask him.

4. They are members like you with added privileges, namely: hiding a post, seeing hidden comments, modifying any comment, modifying any thread, locking a thread and placing a ban on members who break laws on the sections they moderate.

The supermoderators can do all of the above on any section of nairaland. Only supermods can move any thread to Frontpage. Sectional mods cannot.

They are appointed by the admin.

5. The forum has rules. Bans are meted out to the rule breakers. It's basically for orderliness.

Mods and supermods place the ban. They input the duration, and then the ban gets lifted automatically after it's expiration.

6. Basic criteria is interest. Any thread that can pull traffic gets pushed to the frontpage. The supermods do the moving, and it can be done anytime.

7. 32 posts make a page. A thread can have unlimited pages.[/color]

Ohhh blood of God.....big big people are already handling my case. **dancing shoki** . May God bless yur ministry.

#IdeyLearn

LogoDWhiz:
Lemme try my best to help.

1. PM means Private Message. Its a way of connecting with NL users privately. U can see that on the person's profile page. "Send E-mail message to ...."

2. Well, I'm sorry to say. But that's the answer. The only means is PM.
(If u know this, wonder how u don't know no1).

3. Well, I can't say. He has his life to leave. Only him can give u the best answer.

4. Mods and Supermods are like Police Officers, they enforce law. They look out for crimes and criminals and punish them accordingly.
Seu.n appoints them.
P.S. Supermods have more power than Mods. Mods are like Junior officers.

5. Well, people are getting banned because they violate one or more of this faceless and public forum.
Where there is no law/rule, there is no sin.
These rules/laws are meant to guide our actions here and make things conducive and better.

A mod or Supermod bans a user if he/she violates any rule.
A fellow user can report another user for violating a rule.

The mods themselves decides it.
The mod/supermod banning u decides how long your ban will be.
For each offence I think there is a stipulated time frame.
Also, if u show remorse and you're ready to change, your ban can be lifted.

Nah. Not only Seun. Depends on d person banning u.

6. About the criteria for moving threads to FP, I think it differs.
Some threads actually need a considerable number of posts before they can be moved while some don't.
Example of those that don't need is a thread on a breaking news. U serve it as its hot. No delay.
Also, u must attach a source to any news. It gives credibility. And also check if it hasn't posted before.

Its done anytime its done by the supermod. They just have to pin the thread on the frontpage and give it a title.

Well, apart from popularity and getting more views/advie/opinions on the subject matter, I see no other genuine importance.

7. No. None that I know of. Depends on the kind of thread and the availability of mods to push it for front page and supermod to pin it to front page.



I hope these help you.

Happy Sunday!

Waooowwww, shine bright like a diamond....d tin don dey clear small small. Anyways, thanks abunch. I wud like to read more exposition on this kweshuns oooo.


Oga , thank yu

MrNL:
u just told us you are new to nl

And?

emorse:
(1) PM means private msg. You can find the button on the users profile page. It answers (2);

(3) He's very busy these days {na lie. him money don plenty} so he's appointed (4) to run things in his absence. He still pops in once in a while though.

Only (3) and (4) can explain (5), (6) and (7). cos they're in charge here.

I hope this helps.

Brother are you from Hon. Patrick's village

adeh39:
Lols.... my vegetable sweet wella, Do you want some?

Mmmbaa, i dey watch my weight.....

kevinberry:
Someone will just sit down and start thinking of how to spoil market for his fellow men simply because he does not like what they indulge in..

@ op I need to lay you down and flog you thoroughly...


Anyway this will only bother guys who does not know what they want sha....

To me,own have always been(if you know it going to happen,let it happen now,because I might marry a no SEX lady and divorce her three days after the weeding..that me for you..to let you know that you are not smart enough

Brother truth be told, yu too harsh ......hahahhhahhahahah

kaydguru:
What of ladies that have already slept with countless guys in the past. So they should start saying no to guys they are just meeting. No sense in that. Once u re not a virgin and you tell me no sex, then I assume u re a big Joker.

Advice, once you have done it before just keep on doing it.

Broda yu aff kee me wit laff oooooo

Why do i sense so much lies, pretense and hypocricy on this threadv

Why do i sense so much lies, pretense and hypocricy on this thread

Hii,

Am not literally new to NL but have got some FAQ's for longer standing members. This questions i seek i clarification to asap before i start imagining things on my own.

1. Have heard people saying PM. What does it me and how ist done

2. What the available means of communication with other users apart from the public thread, and pls dont tell me its through that 1st generation e-mail gateway.

3. Where is seun this days. In time past, he was active in contributing and raising salient issues. But these days.....hmmmm

4. Who are mods and supermods. Where are they? Whats their work? Who appointed them

5. Why are people getting banned on a faceless and public forum?? Who initiates the ban Who decides when its to be lifted?? Is it seun himself

6. What are the criteria for moving a topic to the frontpage. Who does the moving When exactly is it done?? What are the benefit of havin authored a front page post

7. Is there any standard number of posts set aside to make a page

Please i need intellectuals who posses enough knowledge of nairaland to help me out.......

THANKS GUYS, NA YU OOOOOOOOO

Fembleez1:
You don't need PVC to do this one on monday. Yes, you no go need am on the 18 when we go storm that voting thread to cast our vote for Miss adeh39 as the next Miss Nairaland 2015.



She's one of us!
She's intelligent.
She's educated.
She's smart.
She's pretty.
She's the definition of respect.
She's the epitomy of a beauty queen.
She's focused and objective.
She's the one who deserve your vote/s.
She's determined.
She's the one you won't regret voting for.
She's our choice.
She's change. #notAPC-change o!
She's adeh39.
She needs your votes to win.



Don't be intimidated by mere words, she's tested and trusted. Come out in mass to vote for adeh39 on the 18th and she won't disappoint you.




Vote adeh39 https://www.nairaland.com/adeh39 on the 18th and crown her with your votes.

Adeh's vegetable don dey work small small. **brother i hail oooo**

adeh39:
Sweetie thank you ooo, you are doing a very good job.
Expect me on your bed in the next 25mins.

In mosquito attire?

Sister amina, d "kaka" in your profile pinshure is what my pastor likes to refer to as "".........THE WALLS OF JERICHO......"

arabadayor17:
nice review so no one is 100 percent
fit

When they are not GOD. All they can do is try their best and leave the rest to God. So far so good, na allof dem dey try.

Aminat508:
guy I just dey gbadun u always




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Babe wetin man wan do nahhh....as yu dey gbadun me, naso i dey lick you like "ekanna asa"

[B]LAST MINUTE REVIEW OF CONTESTANTS[/b]

Relax am not here to bash anybody. As part of our corporate social responsibilities, CCL deem it fit to highlight the strength and weakness of all contestants on the basis of how far they have faired.


TORPAHZ:
Graphically speaking, i wonder if Torpahz designers do sleep at all. They have been terrific. Kudos to them. And above all, torphaz media presence has been overly amazing. An easy pick some of her fans will argue but then, in politics, anything can happen. GOOD LUCK TEAM TORPAHZ

TWACI:
Tactically speaking, Team twaci has been so impressive. Their strategy, slogans and timing cant be more on-point. Kudos. Twaci on her part has continuosly win the hearts of many via her e-cookies, e-breakfast, e-tea programme. Her brains plus her beauty makes her a strong contender.....but then, are we not on nairaland

SANDRAHAUB: Beautifically speaking, maybe i will look at sandrhaub twice. Buh she is so withdrawn. I implore her team to wake her up from her slumber. If she eventually wins this contest, am sure she will remember it wasnt her effort. Thanks to people like cyprus000. Above all, kudos to the team for having a strong faith. Infact, the team deserve an award for such a big leap of faith. Wishing them all da best


LURLAH:
Cutically speaking, lurlah has been the cutest for me. Maybe she has a recessive campaign gene, i wouldnt know. But nice art work so far from her designers.... If only how hot and cute she is would crown her the queen, maybe i wouldnt have a reservation for her. Apart from low online presence
And media charisma, lurlah is certainly made for the throne.
I implore her team to work on that....afterall na dem go share d 10k nah, no be me. *winks*

MZLAUREL:
Gorgeoustically speaking, am talking about mz laurel. Her figure and towering curves says it all. Not one with many die hard fans though, her campaigners are trying on all front. Kudos to them. If only they had kickstarted their campaign eraly enough sha......maybe....just maybe......never mind. Goodluck TeamMzlaurel


TRYPA:
Humourously speaking, trypa is funny and easy to chat with. An exchange of few words with her has made me to realice wat a beloveth queen she would make. I beseech her fans to try harder for the final rounds of campaign tommorow. She is made for the crown, God help her.

ADEH39:
Confidently speaking, it will be wrong if Adeh39 is missing from this list. Even from afar, her aura oozes like iya bashira's vegetable soup. I can infer she is confident and easy to mingle. Girl, yu hav gat little fan to cheer yu on but your only presence has been meagre and it aint helping. Tommorrow might just be your second chance. Use it wisely.

SUBBIED:
Swaggerly speaking, subbied represents. I wouldnt know if have been so invisible to her team nii or they have just decided to pitch their tent far away from my office. Who knows. But serioxly, TeamSubbied have tried. Especiall Aminat508. And this is the only team that has been able to give team torpahz a run for their designs. Excellent designs, excellent pictures, excellent CM's........but lets wait if they are gona have an excellent CROWN. Welldone guys, kudos.

MzICEBERRY:
Peacefully speaking, i love to see Mziceberry win the crown. If not for anything, but her forte in mediating. She presnts a fine face combined with an endearing demeanour that only befits a queen. But as one broz for my street would say " fine leg, fine face, fine yansh....cant make yu a good wife". So babe, come strong, come big tommorow. Goodluck.

AIPETE2:
Resilientically speaking, aipete2 comes to mind. Virtually all guys on this forum have in one way or the other strangulate you via your profile picture. In an era where mascara is now N50 and other pencilling items has lost its value, one would have expected a far better pinshure but then.....as man thinketh, so is not the ways of God......thumbz up babe for being so real and resilient. I know someone out there will vote for you based on this. Work hard and my sister, pray and fast, na yu need am pass.

MARIANFERANMI & MAUREENSYLVA
Truthfully speaking, i dont know maybe your profile pinchures has been inaccesible to my guyz. Because you girls are so pretty and i wonder what more we cud ask for......maybe something....campaigners!!!!! If you mean this contest, be real with it. Tommorrow, stick around and woo as much person as you can. Goodluck

If i have ommitted any contestants name, its not intentional.
[B]GOOD LUCK GUYS, WE LOVE YOU !!!!!!![/b]

adeh39:
Lols..... God save you. I was thinking maybe that thing down there in your trouser is just for decoration.

Iffahear !!!!!

adeh39:
Lols....... Just tell me you are not interested.

I don dey supply girls for guys for the past 150years.

Hmmmmmm, i am not int...hmmm....i am not inte.......hmmmm ehn ehn.....i am not interested in yam porridge!!!! Hhahhaahaahahha. I no get liver to refuse yur offer babe.

[size=20pt] CAMPAIGN CONSULTS LIMITED [/size]


[size=20pt] PRESENTS: THE INDOMITABLE FIVE [/size]


[size=40pt] #TeamTWACI [/size]



[size=40pt] #TeamTORPAHZ [/size]



[size=40pt] #TeamTRYPA [/size]



[size=40pt] #TeamMAUREENSYLVA [/size]



[size=40pt] #TeamADEH39 [/size]


CONGRATULATIONS FOR STANDING SO TALL.

MONDAY IS YOUR DAY

SPECIAL THANK YOU

So far so good, honourable braintouch has bEen impressive. I have seen his handiwork in the campaign thread. He has given his support by uploadin three of d contestants picture and clamouring for votes on their behalf.

Thats the spirit guyz. We aint watch dogs or china phone dat sud be shoutin n screaming without any sense of normalcy.
As of now, adeh39,trypa, twaci,tophaz, maureensylva has been impressive with their online presence. This is unlike before when dey sit back and allow us to spit our guts all alone all thru the day. Kudos girls

Guys plz follow suit by clamouring and campaignin for these ones that has shown allegiance to our feelings regardless of who we hav in mind to vote.

Eko o nibaje oooo. nairaland agbe wa oooo.

Up Tophaz
Up trypa
Up Twaci
Up Maureensylva
Up Adeh39

We still await other managers to implore their aspirant to register their presence here.

Thank you

cowleg:
Should i PM, i need those fine babes please, my prick needs to be worked out.
Adeh39 and tohpahz for ever!!

Bro i still get TBjoshua's number ooo