₦airaland Forum

MuhdG:
Ohhhhhh whats that on her head?? doesn't it look like a crown

dont you see how perfect it looks on her..

VOTE MZLAUREL

Why yu dey ask us wetin dey her head? We dey there wen her sister dash am the weavon We dey der wen she go meet mama ngozi to do am for her Na we chose this masquerade style for her.........abegg no try to push the blame on us o.

subbieD:
.....nd Dat is not all..... I graduated frm d school of honesty,smart, intelligent, loyal, capable, durable,beautiful, integrity, love nd Excellent with first class honour........ Wat else to u want

Sister yu try, i hail yur ministry. But do quick make yu know join school of "no husband" like mama nkechi wey dey sell roasted corn beside that your house. Biko!!!

**dancing shoki and eating correct vegetable soup with chilled pure heaven wine** its gud to have peace of mind



**looks outside on the campaign thread. Shakes head on aminat508 and asumo for bleaching their head in this scotching sun**

**dance and singing on.....oya do me shoki, abi yu too dey do me shoki**

scentmarlc:
Ohhh sir cowleg, i dey always gbadun you. Since yu be founding board member, we no go charge you. We go give you the following services on the campaign thread pro bono:

# one "vote for tophaz" every 2hours
#One banner every 3hours
#One shout out to Tophaz every 5hours.

Ordinarily dis shud hav cost you like #200 or its equivalent airtime.

So bro, tommorrow is yur promo day

ALL CCL MEMBERS SHOULD DELIVER THIS SERVICES TO TOPHAZ TOMMORROW. KINDLY ATTACH THE CCL HASHTAG TO INDICATE YOU ARE ON DUTY FOR US. Example

#CCL
#Tophaz for miss nairaland

Thank you comrades.

Cc. Sir braintouch
Sir cowleg
Sir goshikid
Sir Ipledge
Sir sweetsoup
Sir krone
Sir laguna
Sir orijin101
sir stephenqueen

SweetSoup:
Sir sweetsoup reporting for duty. Should i return the brown envelope Twaci gave me to campaign for her?

Ohh my brother, it is written even in the bible " ohh ye envelopes that has exchanged hands, be permanent".
I celebrate with yu coz that envelope is permanent.

Braintouch:
For how much na? It's not about the money, it's about showing appreciation for the sweat and time. Don't even look down on us, we're way more than the eyes can see

Ohhh sir brain, i dey gbadun yur replies oooo

kr0ne:
I'm with you on this one

Thank yu krone......koni baje fun ee

Braintouch:
I like the sound of this. Following sharpally! Waiting for a smart candidate to acknowledge us.
Kr0ne, Lagunna1

Brother cowleg don respond on behalf of TCO (tophaz campaign committee

cowleg:
Tohpahz Campaign Organisation, wants your services

Ohhh sir cowleg, i dey always gbadun you. Since yu be founding board member, we no go charge you. We go give you the following services on the campaign thread pro bono:

# one "vote for tophaz" every 2hours
#One banner every 3hours
#One shout out to Tophaz every 5hours.

Ordinarily dis shud hav cost you like #200 or its equivalent airtime.

So bro, tommorrow is yur promo day

Tunnamania:
This is a better opportunity to get your own share of the prize if any of your customer emerges winner.
I can be your accountant though .

Ohh boy yu too get brain

steppin:
Kai! Oshiomole dey drag uglyliness with OBJ.
The man go fit act 'winch' for movie without make-up.

Brother yu don kolo.....i yaff die of laffta oooo

pbs4real:
hmm,wah a questn.
U hv a gud campaign manager already i mean rokiatu and adufetohposh,u cn start 4rm dre and mk sure u re always visible xo as ans ur mentions,u mite be d busy type buh try and squeeze mre tym 2 be online,so pple wld knw they aint voting 4 an invisible person who's nt always available and pple wld wnt to knw ya and ask questions,this is wen wristwatch cums in.

Why do yu have to xplain to her as if say na kidergaten she dey. Imagine person wey be queen wey no sabi anything

NOW OPEN

CAMPAIGN CONSULTS LIMITED

You need seasoned and expert campaign specialist to support you?

You want a defence line up wey pass italian commando?

You want the support of the biggest league on nairaland?

You simply wana be crown queen??


THEN HERE IS YOUR LINK
www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited/

CAMPAIGN CONSULT LIMITED

P.S No be by force to come ooo, so if you dont my trouble dont go there and that spitting satanic lyrics ooo. Abeggg, na jeje devil sitdown oooo

Twaci, tophaz, trypa, adeh39...........before i open my eyes nao, oya go there sharpaly and do d needful. My boiz go attend to you.

www.nairaland.com/2315880/campaign-consults-limited

Our office is open for bussiness. And below are our terms:

1. All contestants who acknowledges our true essence should pls continue to do so.

2. If you want any of our campaign specialist to work for you, kindly put a request on this page.

3. Pls all contestant who is willing to work with us must spend at least a total of 5hours online everyday.

4. All contestant must submit the name of their campiagn managers to us forthwith

5. All contestants who dare to associate with us must be exemplanary and humble enough to deem it fit to crown our efforts with "knight of st. Nairaland". So we are to be regarded as SIR.
E.g sir scentmarlc
Sir braintouch

Management
CCL,
Nairaland, Nigeria


Cc:
Sir braintouch
Sir sweetsoup
Sir goshikid
Sir kinglekan
Sir cowleg
Sir Ipledge

Twaci:
Very funny! Thanks for the advice dear and I appreciate ur help in the campaign

**blushing** ohh my queen yu go spoil me ooo

adeh39:
Lols..... Body dey inside clothes ooo....... Dat kiss? Dear, dat's just a sisterly kiss o....... If you want the real deal, just do the needful. * Winks*

O blood of God!!!!!!

sandrahnaub:
noted, but who do I interact wif

Your e-thugs

adeh39:
Awww! New found love? Cheri coco? all for me? Omg!, I'm blushing oooo.

My girl, blush no more. My love no too strong like gibraltar rock oooo

adeh39:
Lols......... U are very funny.......A new set of pictures and small ginger right?, We don hear you. But if we continue to change pictures now, Won't you lose interest when the Contest begins? We have already send the necessary pictures to the organizers, So why not have a little patient and wait till monday?......

Thanks for campaigning for me.... .... I really appreciate it.

*Kisses*

Honie pie, how body nahhhhh. Ohh girrl, this yur e-kiss don dey giv me erection small small oooo. How yu tek blow am

Ipledge:
osogbo weed

Ohhh brother, you sure know your weeds

Ipledge:
what of aipete2 and u forgot vickydera2 name

Abeg no put me for trouble. Na d people wey dey contest for my church mind be that....

Ipledge:
amen oo


All we are saying,give us [size=14pt]Tohpahz[/size]

Did i say yur deliverance was permanent?....ohh sorry i meant to say "your bondage" . Wen am drunk, i mis-type

stephenqueen:
Guy you be real wehrey I swear ...
Anyway team twaci lole shey...Oya Emi tesojue


www.nairaland.com/attachments/2388096_coollogocom5062531_gifdbb2fefbdd9e975d8678c04d0a1169c1

Brozz no be my hand the keypad dey oooo,na only d screen dey my hand....

I swear to drunk...am not God

cowleg:
All this guys wey dey whine mouth, this contest is just for fun and we are not in do or die ishh, we may not have met the contesting girls or even know them before contest, be rest assured we having fun okay.
Three things that have hooked me on nairaland are information, meeting new people, strong arguement. Eventhough we have to maintain decorum and respect rules, we should also make threads active by engaging in arguements and counter arguements but lets not take it personal. Trust me we the active contributors are entertaining a bunch loads of silent viewers.

Having said this i implore undecided fellas to vote the ever beautiful, brainy, decent, cute, preety, sexy, caring contestant by name MISS TOHPAHZ
Thank you, if tohpahz win i will trek from Owerri to Umuahia to congratulate her cheers.
Cowlegg Ipledge Braintouch

Anoda chapel prefect boy

cowleg:
All this guys wey dey whine mouth, this contest is just for fun and we are not in do or die ishh, we may not have met the contesting girls or even know them before contest, be rest assured we having fun okay.
Three things that have hooked me on nairaland are information, meeting new people, strong arguement. Eventhough we have to maintain decorum and respect rules, we should also make threads active by engaging in arguements and counter arguements but lets not take it personal. Trust me we the active contributors are entertaining a bunch loads of silent viewers.

Having said this i implore undecided fellas to vote the ever beautiful, brainy, decent, cute, preety, sexy, caring contestant by name MISS TOHPAHZ
Thank you, if tohpahz win i will trek from Owerri to Umuahia to congratulate her cheers.
Cowlegg Ipledge Braintouch

Anoda chapel prefect boy

Braintouch:
Means ur not in Nigeria sweating for a girl u don't know physically

I almost thought the guy was a fool. God saved me i ddnt say that. Never knew he was an INTERNATIONAL FOOL. Hahaahahaaahaha, i yaff die of laffta oooo braintouch, con cari me

Ipledge:
if Jacksparrow not contesting,I will campaign for u as miss Mr nairaland

My friend, abeg drop that weed. Whats d meaning of "miss mr nairaland". Effect of too much weed

Ipledge:
if Jacksparrow not contesting,I will campaign for u as miss Mr nairaland

My friend, abeg drop that weed. Whats d meaning of "miss mr nairaland"

Braintouch:
No worry, we go find out. Meanwhile, if any of the contestants na one of our paddi real life babe we fit help. But they must prove it to us by uploading a picture of both of them together

Ohhhh braintouch my guy, y do good ideas only come to you in the night !!!!!

Ipledge:
Na true oo Oya Tohpahz come collect your banner

Ohhh brother, yur deliverance is permanent

lagunna1:
Make we all come together and back one contestant for the fun of it.. Contestant wey humble.. Wetin u think?

Brozz yu just have to buy one plot of land to test this your prophecy skills oooo.

Braintouch:
Anyone, oga. But me I support this new school of thought 100%. Even if I come here to campaign na because I feel like, not because somebody dey compel me

Okk na. Tommorrow we go do the launching. We go open our office(thread) in the romance estate. Any contestant wey no abide by our terms, go hear am. Make anybody no think say dem fit use pancake, fake kiss, fake hugs, e-tea, e-cookies, e-yansh, fake thank you......etc decieve us oooo

And make allof dem go update their profile pinshure. We need new set of pinshure. Yesterday i almost blind wen i saw one dem pinshure wey the neck long like.......make i no talk am finish.

My babes wey dey among dem....twaci, abeg go an upload a pinshure dat wud motivate my boys to start buying vaseline. Tohpaz, abeg no dey too smile for pinshure and pls comot dat jersy. My guys belong to many clubs, no con cause confusion among dem. Trypa, abeg no sitdown under tree snap again ooo else.....and also move closer to camera make we see yur pancake face well well. Subbie d, uhmmm, we don know say yu get cloth. We gerrit. But yur pose be like say na VS yu dey do. Swagger yu no get, shakara yu no buy....abeg do something about it ooo. Mzlaurel, e b like say u jus join nairaland. Thread don already reach 262pages, na just twice dem fly yur banner...why?...continuuu. Lurlah how market. Abeg tell yur designer to stop smoking jamaican weed oooo. Coz since yu give d guy password to yur fone, na yur pictures wey no fine d guy dey select oooo. Hmmm, yu sef know d implication. Mziceberry, abeg tell yur fans say na joke yu dey, on time. Adeh39, babe yu fine put small ginger ehn. Marienferanmi, na only me know say na bcoz of miss nairaland 2016 yu dey here. Oya gather the famiiarity wey yu com gather make yu dey go. Sandrahaub, thank yu for the face and that painted eyes. Buh abeg give yur designer anoda pinshure make dem use am design. Dat black cloth don dey fade small by upper chest abi na upper bre*st


Abeg i don give una heads up oooo. I did not forget aipete2, i just thought its better i no talk abt her make dem no ban me.

Ipledge:
We bring on to you the gospel of [size=20pt]Tohpahz[/size]


I heard a voice from above "Ipledge my son,go every section on Nairaland.Tell them we have given them on to them a queen,best among equals...to be crowned miss nairaland and thats













[size=30pt]TOHPAHZ[/size]

Braintouch can yu see d madness am talking about.......
At 11.30pm, a baptized mumu is still campaigning for a 17year old girl wey don sleep since 8pm. We are talking of Ipledge who is roughly 32years old oooo, imagine !!!!