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Hadez:
I am so bored today, will spend my day at home since it is a weekend.

What about you?

Dis ya agbalumo no be naija made oooo.....

Jadekitana:
Please note that this thread doesn't have any intention of castigating the female folks but if you fall under these category you better start amending your ways because it's becoming annoying to me.

1) when you take them out, they bring out their phones and start snapping the food: what the hell is that? Are you that hungry? Can't you have some decorum in public? They act as though they have never seen an exotic dish in their full life. Next thing is to start looking for nylon to wrap the meat with the excuse that they can't finish it. When it comes to using cutlery they flop, you see them battling with the knife and fork. Some would put the fork on the right hand and still be feeling cool. Smh

2) They spend so much on makeup: yes with empty pockets yet they buy very expensive makeup. A friend bought a mac powder for 13k recently and was begging me to lend her money, who does that? What's the point using iman, mac, inglot, sleek, orekelewa etc when you can't pay your rent or eat properly. They always make mouth about using expensive makeups, don't let that deceive you, they are broke!!!

3) They go to expensive restaurants in group: 6girls on a table with a bottle of sprite and a plate of steak meat in a bad ass place like hardrock cafe? When they see you placing orders and swiping your card with ease they feel intimidated. You can't compare someone who leaves the house 5am everyday to work their ass off to you who spends your time chatting and doing nothing! A miracle can't happen.

4) They use really expensive phones: if i'm in a ladies hangout and you trying to impress me with your phone, I look at your hair, your handbag, your nails, your vocabulary, how you comport yourself, how you eat, what you wearing.....if all these added makes 10percent outa 100 sorry you trying too hard to fit in, you are broke!

5) They always snap pics in cars and hotel bathrooms: if I dare see multiple hotels pics as your dp, I delete that person instantly. A hotel bathroom isn't an office, the front seat of cars isn't an investment. Taking selfies in cars doesn't make you posh, how about owning one yourself? Quit the childish act today, thank me later.

6) They use fake leg chains: sorry babe if your leg chain ain't gold, you are broke! You can't be sampling a gutter used leg chain you bought from balogun and be acting big. By the way has your leg chain helped you? Those 5 piercings you'v got in your ears have they connected you? Did you decorate those piercings with gold earrings or cheap metals? Better look for a way to seal them up.

7) They worship boyfriends: sorry a relationship is cute and all but you can't be jobless and idle and be talking about boo, boyfriend, man crush 247. What do you bring to the table? Boobs and ass? A good fvck? Thrashy! Trust me, he would dump you for a lady who has focus. Build your pocket first before a relationship!

Last but not the least, they are always on nairaland. Biko what are you always doing here? Fighting every Tom, dick and Harry? Imagine me going through threads created since Monday and some particular ladies are always insulting people 247 on every thread, don't you ladies have shame? After miss nairaland what next? You go back to empty pockets, dirty pants, unkept hair, smelling armpits(yes that's what happens when you hold your phones 247) the height of joblessness! Get busy my friend! Go and register in a saloon, makeup school or something. Y'all are beginning to disgrace young ladies here! You can't spend your life online 247, in 5years time ask yourself what you'v achieved.

*drops pen* where's my Mafia manager? I need to read that book again.

Even though me and u get unresolved wahala....u are spot on






why do i have the feeling u wrote dis from your personal experience

RaDaZaBaNa:
Not here to say much but why be fake
.

Shamstiel, stop impersonating the guy on your dp or i will forced to release your true pictures that you earlier uploaded on nairaland.


Anyone with any doubts should do a reverse google image search on the pics shamstiel has stolen and see how desperate niggas can be even to the extent of using innocent people pics.


Stop the impersonation .

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]So you still broke up with her after all these stories? [/color]

baba i wonder ooooooo



By d way, na true say u get one albino u dey kpansh for ur side?

refiner:
...yea I agree with you!

I was slow!...all thanks to the bad weather...

it rained here heavily last night!..and that affected my network,so I see the questions late and before my response are sent,...it took ages!
.

I walked round my home to find a better network...I almost climbed my fridge to see if there was uninterrupted network dere!

it wasn't intentional!..thanks

tosyne2much:
Thread loading !!!

10 Reasons Why You Should Desist From BET9Ja


Before then, Oga Seun, abeg play these games.. Na today and 2moro matches


Just stake am N200


Booking Number: B945CS

....... Tosyno omo aye.....abeg which game dey tomao

lanicky:
Hmmm....I'm sorry.

Smellymouth:
I don't smoke, am asthmatic..

kinglekan:
Why u wan measure her boobi? You wan buy am bra?

skarlett:
you smeared our campaign with talks of cult this and that. And you attacked my teammates, not nice

....and for that, am sorry. If i were to think about lisa and laveda, its gonna be very hard to stop shooting into una glasshouse ooo .....



But frankly speaking.... today was a mess, that i know. I gladly take my share of the blame but i didn't say most of the things being paraded. It was subtly misinterpreted at will.

I still maintain that lanicky owe me an apology though, coz all the ruses started on course of my duty for rising in her defence against kitana..



Adetutu, a.k.a adeh39, am sorry if i punched u way below the belt. I didnt start out to mix you away like that, you were just caught up in lavda's madness. But to you my love, i apologize deeply. same goes to jigz, pee, dharay, amina, rebel and other useful members of your team.



I wish you Goodluck....




and for you skarlett, i give you my heart to keep !

Smellymouth:
.

kinglekan:

GIYAZZ:
Motherrfucker

VOTE MISSGDOPE!!!!!!

wehrey boy......Gdope nikan ko, skipping rope ni

refiner:
....Merry merry merry new month to all my nairaland friends!.....

Onstelly!

arabiandude!

adonis3

adaure4ever!

jeffreyjamez

Firstlieutenant

optional1

ipledge5

naijaboiy!

mrbigman2

myfantasies

sdfuareyougod

wristbangle!

smellymouth

maxi112

breadandbeans

fairlyusedpant!

unapapadeycraze!

angelberry!

scentmarlc

jadekitana
and many more that I was not able to remember!...I love u all!...from me to u,it is muuuuaaah!....

same to my fellow beautiful contestants...mysticgal,mimzy,lanicky,ivvy!........I love u all!

may this month favour us all....and may this month give us a cause to smile!...Amen!

RebelliousDark:
loololol. . .you be mumu i swear

I tek am resemble u naa ....why u dey ask midehi2 all those kyn questions naaa

RebelliousDark:
what do you mean if you know what shag means?



•at what age did you lose your virginity? and how was it taken? roughly or slowly?

•what type of books do you read and how often do you read?

•have you ever met a nairalander offline?

•do you wish you were a guy deep down in your heart of hearts?

Oga rebel, diz is to mush ooo .... just kuku adk for her autobiography then




By the way, skarlett what exactly did i do wrong today? u kno i loff u. so be free

ritababe:
no am not.

pinceprinz:
Thats not what im trying to do baba mi, just dont appreciate how yall been showing off your unwashed butts in public like this. You guys hv a whatsapp group and could just have resolved whatever ish over there like d sensible educated adults that you're. And you being guys i pounded on cos you have the sense thats apprehensive and objective. Lobatan!

Laveda:
Dude quit mentioning my moniker unnecessarily I don't like this nonsense!

KnightX:
Interesting revelation! Laveda the snake. Really interesting.

Oga dont push your luck ooooo....It has do oooo in esthar's accent

pinceprinz:
There we go again. I thought you said youre gona retire playing detective a while ago. You been doing this for aeons and here you still are. Stop taking this things personally so much so you use em as yardsticks to judge folks...

Even scentmarlc has already declared 'all na joke' somewhere on this thread to mimzy. This is not your headache man!

ritababe:
@ lalasticlala are you married?


@ seun you are almost 40 now when will you marry

@tosyn2much when will u upgrade from 10 type to 20 type?

do you smoke weed @scentmarlc

when will adebimpe end @onihaxy

when are we expecting brouhaha3 @ Ozila

do you have a boyfriend @mimzy if yes what do love most about him?

Estharfabian:
I hate to be a snubby Ass biitch..



But this?
……Ain't happening.
So Long!

Why become a bitch ontop yeye matter. Go siddon and watch telemundo jareeeee