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skarlett:
@imaginary love. Its nicky all the way dear

MRNipples:
hmm dats cool, no wonder ure beautiful, white south africans are like angels. wait lemme ask u a question. are u from heaven?

skarlett:
[size=20][b]No time for bïtching. . . . . . just bars. . . .

The tale of a great Amazon - LANICKY[/size]


•In the Kingdom of Nairaland/the ensemble of the grand and damned/the daffodil Lanicky was to be crowed Madam/. . she was deadly like Abu Azrael in Afghanistan/. .then the contest grew frosty . . .the haters wanted to have her hanged/but the masses loved her. . . . .the way Ragnar Lothbrok loved Athelstan/

•She was built for mainstream/has so much youth and great dreams/the 50k is hers to grab - she's gonna bruise and glaze spleens/ . . .she has brains, swag and an astute campaign team/

•The contest was stiff. . .but quite tantalizing/the hype too was rising/It seemed one-sided at first. . . . . . till Mimzy was caught plagiarizing/

•Lanny skyrocketed and had y'all hit with a boulder/ . No one's in her range. . . .though they peep through a rover/ She's Irving Leslie. . . .and she moves like a cobra/. . .whoever tests her. . .will no die with no heart. . . .Tito Vilanova/

•Her physique is sacred geometry - unlike y'all she ain't manky/and she glides when she walks - like legs doing Stanky/her meteoritic rise is why y'all are parky/Love Lanny and stop going green . . . like Bruce Banner when he's angry/

• Take lessons - Lanicky is a tutor/if you're a fiend - you'd be jettisoned off her schooner/she'll leave your face swollen like the Benihana Buddha/. . . .y'all are just litluns in this race - Lanny is a barracuda/

•I woulda voted refiner but Lanny is finer/a vicious hyena. . .with a pack of coyotes behind her/She moves with feline grace. . .no doubt, she's primer/Since the days of Moses. . .Lanny's been keeping y'all underground. . . .like Chilean miners/

•Lanny's wits gon be the real decider/she can't bovvered by the hate - it ain't worth a lil saliva/At the end of the day. . . .y'all would still need Lanny to connect.. . . .like Psiphon and Simple Server/

•Lanny remains sangfroid - in the face of opposition/she isn't after fame - or material acquisition/. . .Bow down to Lanny. . . .toll the bells for benediction/Whoever opposes . . . .expect his execution!!/


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Iamwestafrican
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Istandwithlanicky
Estharfabian
Adeh39
Jeffreyjamez
Laveda
Jigsawkillah
Ipledge10
Ozila
Viktor1983
FlirtyKaren
Happiness87
iykekelvins
BIGkoboko
Andykruiz
heayey
adusco
ashjay001
mulante
EverLily
Naijasinglegirl
Smartguy001
bibijay123
kapable
blackrussian
anselm791
vault
Kaylexzy
Polymath56
Rutheby
sevantex
callmeVal
freegal
greatbaba
MbagwuAC
executioner27
breathing
JoeCutie
Dahprech
andreernest28
pablobellins
bravesoul2
Phut
E383,
josepn
Decker
Brown253[/b]

Thats my girl. . .Sound It

IamLEGEND1:

Wad'up son! Join the fun

we in the driving seat,u riding shotgun

TeamMimzy utilizing rifles,u still with water guns

u don't wanna be outdone, regardless,you'll be overrun

Mímzy always stuns,get ready to cry with a loved one

Warrisdizonesaying. ....."cry with a loved one kwa... "

HurricaneMIMZY:
Yo!


Scentmarlc, you 'called'?/

It's Team Mimzy at your service, take a seat. The goodies are all sprawled/

This is a turf so we ball/

You're like, "The goodies are allsprawled?" Yes. Take shots. Make a toast. Don't stall.




HurricaneMimzy2016!

skarlett:
You shouldn't have said such in public when you know where to reach us its all good sha. I'm good, you?

Babie, there is a reason why it was sooo....buh thats by the way...
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Hope our imaginary love still stands shaaaa......
and in Nicky we tryst baaa ?

skarlett:
I thought you better than this, to say m disappointed is an understatement

Babie dont be....



Did i break any law....
Was i insultive?
Cant i air my opinnion?



In all fairness, i still think i want Nicky up there more than you do....just that i prefer to roam independently than knocking heads with too many drivers.....That said, am just like every other person oooo, and no harms intended. Hope you feel less dissapointed when you heed to my warning and the results comes out favourable.




kelly darling, how body....m

mimzy:
TEAM MIMZYYY YAAAAYYYYYYY

mimzy:
TEAM MIMZYYY YAAAAYYYYYYY

IStandWLanicky:
scent can you campaign??

No, please teach me

Creamish:
Asked on a personal note...as per our history. Nothing to do with the teams...just u & I. An extra vote is always a plus.

hmmmm okay, Anything for u boo

Gabadaya:
You are just a recurrent looser with a smartphone I swear

Guy how far na......i snatch your girlfriend nii

mysticgal:
No na, it doesn't stop here, spread the good news Vote Mystically, vote mysticsense. Vote Mysticgal

mysticgal:
No na, it doesn't stop here, spread the good news Vote Mystically, vote mysticsense. Vote Mysticgal

Creamish:
Sup Scent. Vote Mimzy and I'll vote ur candidate...at least till d final round..

EzePromoe:
These nine traits of Mysticgal will make you like her as a person:

1. MATURITY: Most of you may not know Mysticgal but from my encounter with her, you can confide in me when I tell you that she's matured and sensible. She knows what she wants in life and she holds on to it like a life support but from my encounter with her, she's not willing to risk her reputation of all things. There was this thread about analyzing the MissNL contestants where she was set aside for character defamation, she of all contestants was rated the lowest. I would have pummeled the OP if not for her calling me to order. #TeamMimzy and #TeamLanicky will agree with me that it is difficult to let that kind of insult slide, but Mysticgal 's maturity comes to the rescue of the OP. She's the kind of person who love kids and still has the passion to get an institute for catering for them.

2. YOUTHFUL: You would want to think that I'm mistaken somewhere placing youthfulness and maturity, two distinct words as one person's attribute. Think no further, love. Now, you'll agree with me that on this forum, we have childish adults as many as matured youngsters. The mystic lady belongs to the latter. As I've talked about her maturity, perhaps you may have thought of a lady who is about to clock thirty. Far from that, sweety. You'll be amazed that she's very young yet a very composed lady. Just like any young person, she has potentials of becoming a worthwhile queen if voted for. You'll agree with me that the queen has to be young and Mysticgal is the perfect match.

3. STYLISH: Few days ago, one of the mystic lady's critics threw a jibe at her that she was someone who's always applying make -up to complement her looks. Then I asked him this simple question, "what's beauty without style?", and he couldn't speak further. People should know how to contrast and fine-tune beauty from fineface (you know what I mean ). Mysticgal is beautiful from the crown of her head to the sole of her feet, which is complemented by her amazing dress sense. Despise the noise currently going on, you'll see beyond what others see. That is the meaning of "mystical"

4. TOLERANT: Now let's get a bit personal. I took my time to ask her to what extent she could go in tolerating jerks, and from the reply she gave, she pretty looks like someone who'll serve her boyfriend's side chick dinner without hard feeling (I don't know if she has one ). Jokes aside, I can attest to this traits because I know that 90% of NL ladies will fail the test I gave her. Despite the insults thrown at her by misogynists, who've taken over the forum, she remains calm and reserved. You'll never see her engage in e-war or gender battles. Her silence is her gold

5. INTELLIGENT: This attribute is not so common amongst many ladies but Mysticgal stands out here. You can check her records and see for yourselves, she has made a lot of contribution to the literature section, then to the Romance, Celebrity and Fashion sections. She's not the type of female Nairalander who wants to achieve e-popularity by any means possible thereby churning useless posts and threads. She's got a high IQ, many chaps from the literature session can attest to this fact. She played a major role in guiding me when I was writing my first story on Nairaland. Hers will definitely be a blockbuster if she finally releases hers. I know that you can't wait to see the stuff she's made of. Just vote her to get to the finals, then you'll be happy you did so.

6. CHARISMATIC: She is naturally likable, and exerts positive influence on her admirers without any word or action, and you wonder why she is called mystical? She is the kind of person that will mutter a wish, and many miles away will hear it, and battle themselves to grant the wish. She is naturally born a leader. Leader? How? I'll tell you. Do you know that she is a course rep in her school and simultaneously presiding a campus fellowship? That's who a queen should be, a leader! She isn't giving up her aspiration into the SUG. A tall dream, you may think but for someone who has foresight, it's a goal to meet.

7. GORGEOUS: Phew....... What haven't I said already? Mysticgal is very beautiful from head to toe, on any hairstyle, cut or plait. She's not just a fineface, amazing skin color, charming smile, elegant in every sense of it. You're welcome to ask for evidence!

8. ASTUTE: She has a good sense of judgement but not judgemental in her approach. Check her out in the literature section where she gives constructive criticism. In the fashion section, she proffers helpful recommendations and advices. It's not a coincidence, that's what she is accustomed to.

9. LEARNED: She is learned. A student of law she is and you'll agree with me that there's hardly a moment you'll come across an unlearned law student. At least if not for anything, they've got that intimidating wide knowledge, and they're the most valued and paid professionals after doctors. My opinion. Mysticgal's knowledge of the world will blow your mind, just vote her to get to the grand finale and watch how she'll tackle the teasers.

Dear Nairalanders, we know that convincing you with this article is hardly enough to sway you from your favourite contestants. But the good news here is that you don't have to do all that for Mysticgal. You can still vote her through to the grand finale alongside your favourite contestants. You'll be grateful you did so.

VOTE MYSTICGAL FOR MISS NAIRALAND 2016!

My name is High Chief Ezedike Oyoyoumuagbogho PROMOE and I just want to make #mysticsense

#VoteMystically

Oga we don hear

Smellymouth:
SaiMimzy!!!!!

Gabadaya:
Rule 8: Do not post false information on nairaland.

you are just another dropout with a smartphone i swear

midehi2:
how can i forsake my sweet guy


have searched for mhizkel all over the world, still searching .....

lolzzz......maybe she went to see the queen

Creamish:
So, they say "black is beautiful",
Some say it's silly and pitiful.
"Like how can everyone with a certain colour be beautiful? ".
They may be right or wrong but they agree Mimzy looks incredible!


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midehi2:

BossDanniee:
oya shoki kin shoki bami wa omoge to ba yodi ha mi o ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon’di ha all i want her to do is to shoki shoki kin shoki ha shoki kin shoki ha bami wa omoge to ba yodi ha mi o ni ko wa twerk to wa gbon’di ha all i want er to do is to shoki shoki kin shoki ha shoki, shoki ha shoki shoki ha shoki shoki ha shoki shoki ha shoki shoki ha shoki shoki ha shoki shoki ha shoki shoki ha shoki SHOKIII 4 IVYY

Nice meme

Ah shokiiiii for ivyy

M400:
Dearest, your motto says beauty is flawless but intelligence is lethal. Meaning that you are beautiful and your intellect is destructive,deadly etc. Buh i cant see the intellectual Grace that you boast of, you cannot tell people to believe in what they cant see. Pls note that replying to my comments is not intelligence nor even being smart. Its simply what you are expected to do. Good morning

Ivyy snatch your bobo?

N1one:
na ur guy lagu

JigsawKillah:
I'll just vote for the beautiful and most humble girl I've seen...



#TeamLanicky

Nice one jigz... #50 Mulla on my mind

MUVA:
You need a hobby

Yes i really do... ....But you need to stop smoking too. ..

Jentilia:
help me support diasyluv for miss nairaland.I can't do this alone but with your support she will be at the top.she deserves to win and she has got brains too.

www.nairaland.com/diasyluv

haaaaaa .... Wonders they say ...

N1one:
Chaii... this guy na u be this

Na me oooooo..... Where art thou knoweth !

ogorwyne:
Have tried to see the fun part of it. And I think the joke should have ended in their school. Bringing it online, come on, u sef pity the guy nau. Can u do that urself? I just think we should know when to draw the line and also protect people's images too. Sorry for being too personal. I just hate stuffs like this.

mimzy:
No comment . before they will say Mi.mzy has stepped down again

Mimzy..... ...


Am coming for you and your marshmallows very soon oooo, be prepared. Tell Muva to move to the boyz quarters , tell smellymouth to go wash his smelling mouth, tell iamlegend1 to go find new jamz cos its gonna be hot !!!