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fellis:
OP is so sexually frustrated am actually embarrased for him and his obsession with females.

Even without indepth analysis of the topic I already know he is only writing what he concocted from his imagination. Imagine somebody just sitting down to fantasize about women and then compiling uncountable lists of what he fantasized about everytime.
Endlessly. Without shame.

This type of obsession is borne out of denial of real life female company.
So terrible.
Majority of Nairaland guys are losers that are constantly rejected in real life so they come online to bash females or obsess over them.

wristbangle:
The lady above me though. She stole my spot.

On a serious note my experience is actually contrary to what the OP wrote because few years ago in my "face me and slap you apartment", I mistakenly bumped into the bathroom to see my neighbour unclad body (a female). Omo! The babe get boobi sha!

I was expecting her to rant at me instead she even told me join her (in a desperate and seductive tone) but as a good boy, I insisted that I cant because I am fasting.

Since then she has been avoiding me. Could it be because I rejected her request or what?

legendgalas:
As in enh, the I, I, I, wen dey there plenty die

stevedeey:
No big deal in that. I've been keeping just one girl since 1 and half years now. And ive been faithful. I've not found all what I want in a girl in her. I'm thinking of asking each of us go a separate way on mutual agreement. I can't chat in anybody. I'm not used to it. it's not in my blood

Kastonkastroll:
Capital NO
1 GF = heartache/BP
Multiple GFs = Happiness

nubian999:
Hahhahahaha Niqqa I'm out.... Me to grown to be dissed like that...


I know where MY vote goes and that's all that matters.

Well said then...






Moi Komrados....


vanquay vs djailer........that was a blast full padded diss., so entertaining...........and who told ya to stop? .

nubian999:
Bruv.... B.itches ain't paying me no money to get dissed and dissmissed by mini missclassies


this is toooo much and the ting nah even start

LeFreakSoChic:
LOL. Liar. You'v been here girl. With your receeding hairline covered in egde control gel.
Just quit the false modesty.
I might just vote for you because your campaign manager is doing a good job.
Provided she's not your alter ego.

nubian999:
ok hun so you've blackmailed me and I officially renounce Lanicky so who should I vote? Tell me? All you can say is what i have shared with nl but the twisted sick version and I quit this fight because lanicky ain't paying me to support her so for the sake of my name I will quit team lanicky!! so tell me who should I vote? Mimzy? who?

Relax, breathe.. .




djailer was only f0ndling with yur n1pples...


The raping proper never start naa

MUVA:
Even in an ass contest, mimzy will still win relentlessly. But they didn't know that till joeblocks made it known.

MUVA:
Chill bro, that pic is for folks who think they can sell "ass" as a criterion for winning a "beauty contest"

*sips alomo, clears throat*





Muva Muvato ....
My guy...




Hmmmmm diz ya statement is pregnant ooooooo

hmmmmmmmm, una don dey start your tearGas now ooo small small......make e be say, from tearGas na straight bullet next






I kno uar wise, so i kno u comprehend my weed talkz

LeFreakSoChic:
The only desire I harbour is to see the 'best' girl win.
Unfortunately, your Mimzy aint even that pretty.
Just a girl that stole a quick picture in the restroom of a fast food outlet.
Give it a rest already.
I wonder why you and your likes think I have a desire to participate because I made it a point of duty to state the obvious.
It seems the truth is hardly told here hence the misconception.
I'll pick the girl with the mathematical equation DP over your preferred candidate.
I have no idea what she looks like but she sure aint as desperate as your mimzy. Yeah, the lower case 'm' intended.

SweetieConstie:
#TeamMIMZY!



#TrendMIMZY



Happy Sunday Nairalanders!



Mimzy all the way!

mysticgal:
Why na

onstelly:
Sadface for you Hope you are good You just bone me nah Its not good oh

Why wud i naaaaa....


Me and u be like thunder and fire nii oooo

demiladegold:
No you haven't analysed me
And I'm kinda interested in finding out what u have to say abt me

mysticgal:
Lol
I dey talk na, just I select who is worth it

RaDaZaBaNa:
funny you boss:

this your assertion is as foolish (sorry for the word) as saying a governorship or presidential aspirant has a private life:

now ask yourself this question ; if your candidate had decided not to contest ;will i have gone to analyse her or talk about her:

if she sat put and said am not interested in contesting; would i still go ahead and start posting on her:

the fact that she accepted the challenge means she is ready for all scrutiny;criticisms ;opposition and obstacles:

your assertion is likened to a person who without being forced; hears of a vacancy in an oil company and willfully accepts to go there:

this person has all the qualifications and is very fit for the job:

on getting there; the hr begins to ask him questions upon questions; his facebook id; his relationship etc

then he goes like ' that is my private life '

nobody force anyone to contest for miss nl: if anyone is not ready for their credibility to be ascertained;is not too late to drop out: so

team mimzy stop behaving like an e tout group ; accept the honest criticicms; discard hate messages and obstacles and intensify your campaign::

thank you

onstelly:
I thought you are my frnd
They will come and derail this thread now

Ofcourse i am naaaa




I was just wondering if it was allowed for all the contestants to create an independent campaign thread asides the official one to be created by dygeasy.




And just so you know, uar still that my very good friend with a mammoth mammary glands

Smellymouth:
Baba, I nor know ooo
Right now, na only mimzy matter concern me

Smellymouth:
Hahahahaha.. abeg before you travel, wait make miss NL contest finish oo

richidinho:
I will campaign 4 her she is natural beauty

Hadez:
Happy birthday baby

To those "bashing me" I am not going to reply because I know the reason why most of you are pained is because I refuse to reply pms here on nairaland. I think I now know how it works.

If a girl ignores you, then the next thing is to trying bashing her maybe you will probably get her attention. Well I am beautiful and If you don't like it go and hug a moving train. You are all entertaining me because I am just laughing at the comments here

This wouldn't make me reply all the pms still. Loosers

TreasurePhoenix:
Daddy oya go and sleep. I know you know me. Thanchu

.....SecretzKept

TreasurePhoenix:
Huh

uyisteven:
*******

It wud be wise 4 d moderators/judges to rig this election in Miss Olivaarims favour...If not, If not ehn....Heads nd tails wud roll here.

TreasurePhoenix:
Good evening dear. You seem to be one of the cool contestants . I like that dear. Keep it up please.You will go places.

Twatwa. i sight u oooo

Vanquay:
Peeparty and Scentmarlc I am a very simple man...I see Boobs I click like

Don't come at me all I said is your candidate doesn't meet my specs and the aeon weyrey crew should find someone with bigger Boobs.

At the end of the day most people are voting based on relationships and others like me are just in to admire the Boobs on display

I feel your specs dieeeee

Cutehector:
lol kinda... this contest isn't a do or die affair..

ImDharay:

aww sorry naah, ionne do diçks on dićk.