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Everybody don dey do buga challenge. Na jagaban own I wan see. Shebi Baba dey claim youth

Very soon all our governorship and presidential aspirants will follow suit and we know why.
2023 tinz

itaewon:
hahaha otondo
we no dey assemble for here we dey manufacture, i mean a standard one not does chinese substandard vichicle.
we dey export to other africa countries like rwandan,niger republic and south sudan to the extent of europeean country like belarus...
we no be mate abeg.

Now I see where all our condemned iron has been taken to all this while. You just dey open mouth dey Yan opata. See as the motor be like wetin dem use iron condem build. Why u nor mention Russia and Ukraine among the European countries U dey call country wey person fit enter without passport. Mutula

itaewon:
Lol
chinese rebranded vichicle

Oga shut up and appreciate good thing for once in ur miserable life.

And some people will still have the liver to steal the money

olawonder:
You’re confirming to me that he insulted my prophet, so why ain’t condemning his action first? Or you’re just interested in the part where you can quickly label me ‘terrorist’?

But that's what you are. Isn't it obvious

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olawonder:
Good that you know we too extreme!

Continue. From the rubbish comments you've been making on this thread, I can see that there's no difference between you and those people who killed her. Tueh!!!

olawonder:
This is an old gambit ppl are wise now that this is just a cooked up scheme to spread Islam phobia. Try something else

Shioor!!! Which smelling phobia Just because u people do whatever u like and go free doesn't mean we're afraid or weak.
U people are just too extreme

olawonder:
My sister don’t go about insulting any prophet. I condemn what the idiots had done to her but she was not innocent as well… it’s simple, don’t insult other religion’s prophets! How’s that so difficult for you guys to do?

How do u know Just close ur mouth. Your previous comments proved otherwise.

mauchiz:
Shut up, we don't have terrorist in Christianity,
Jos indigenes were fighting with fulanis in Jos, which resulted to such act don't say Christians, moreover, they killed and burnt there houses first.

He's telling us what happened in Africa Magic hausa

Eneye4me:
When Muslims travellers full loaded of bus were killed by Christains terrorist in Jos, no Christains condemned because their see as normal thing, when IPOB killed Hausa Muslim it was seen as normal thing, hence, when Muslim did similar all Muslims and Islam will be call a name. Christains should learn how to respect others religion and leave peaceful with others.

My friend shut up and stop fabricating stories from the movie you saw on Africa Magic Hausa

olawonder:
Coward! Easy to hide behind the keyboard and say rubbish… I dare you to go to the Muslim community to say that. Your neck is soft for the cutlass!

That's all you can say All u wicked souls. If it were your sister, you'll be the first to denounce ur religion.
Okobo

olawonder:
Coward! Easy to hide behind the keyboard and say rubbish… I dare you to go to the Muslim community to say that. Your neck is soft for the cutlass!

Mayday!!
Mayday!!!
We have a terrorist in our midst.
I repeat
We have a terrorist in our midst

If it's by this one, Atiku would have won the last election but you know what it is. It is what it is

Not yet but will soon be.
Issorite

usah4:
My house is safe

Comrade, pls send ya home address

Good question. I hope we won't hear it was swallowed by a snake.

Is she still 23

Hope he wore Pampers

ManirBK:
Due to coming of Sallah festival on Sunday or Monday, Things are becoming very expensive. See the list of items I just purchased today in Birnin Kebbi, Kara Market.


The break down:

1. Peppers @100 Naira

2. Bell Peppers @200 Naira

3. Mango @100 Naira

4. Tomatoes @200 Naira

5. Onions @200 Naira

TOTAL 800 NAIRA

Just negodu you bought all these for 800 naira and you are complaining. Come and try it in Lagos then you will know that six and half a dozen are not the same

Skyfornia:
As you have demonstrated the sufferings of Christ, your salvation and redemption will be eternal. You are blessed MOG

Amen

chatinent:
People wey no like you go use that moment land you better beating.

Aswear

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As we all know, yesterday was good friday and it's a day the Catholic church commemorates the passion of Christ. Most churches dramatize it and we'll my parish was not left out. This took place somewhere in gbagada and I acted as Jesus. As usual we took it to the streets and it was nothing short of amazing.Omo the flogging nor be here on. It wasn't an easy experience but it was the it and I thank God for the strength and a clement weather. Some were even doubting if I could really do this because of my skin colour but I proved them wrong so much so they admitted I did very well. Truly, I understood the reasons for their concerns, twas because some people after playing the role of Jesus, it's either they collapse during or after the presentation but I only asked God for one thing, the strength to embark on this journey and He answered my prayers.

Omo what I went through is nowhere what Jesus passed through so I can really imagine what he passed through.

Grare:
Hello.....Great NLanders.

I have been able to observe for a while the various CREWS of Nairaland and I want to use this opportunity to expecially enlighten those who have no idea about the existing CREWS....

So, let's go! All CREW members, come and represent your CREW

(1) The Religion Crew: These ones don't joke. They always look for every opportunity to spread their beliefs rigorously.

(2) The Memes Crew: These ones can boast of a truck load of memes in their possession. They always have memes for various occasions. Don't try them, because they can release a striking meme for you at any point in time.

(3) The Observers: These people don't often drop comments, unless they feel the need and necessity to do so. They remain anonymous most times and observe things from the background. They read comments, check what's up and move.

(4) The Talkatives: Also known as the attention seekers. They are always on every thread. They can even fight just to ensure that they talk and get noticed.

(5) The Disguise Crew: You see them having monikers of the opposite sex. But by their ways, you shall know them

(6) The Troll: I fear who don't fear these people. They can drag u everywhere, go way back to your ancestors to dig you up even when you are not around, they still trace you down your generation and follow you like village people.

(7) The Questinaires: I hail thee! They can ask questions for Africa. They can't do simple research. They always have a bucket full of questions to ask, even when the answers are obvious.

[8] The IDGAF Crew: These ones are somehow funny. Once they drop their bombshell, they just wouldn't give a f*ck. Even though they actually have a full pocket of f*cks and you need some, you know what they would tell you?
I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!
And after that, if you like quote them, or insult them from now till eternity, they will never reply you.

(9) The Begging Crew: They don't hide it. They will act as if begging has been entwisted in their DNA. Some even have different begging monikers. They try to convince people about their plight so as to get help. No problem. In case you like to render assistance to them, you might want to verify their claims and ensure that they are actually genuine.

(10) The BMC Crew: These people always sing praises and worship the government. They still find ways to praise them, even when they have obviously failed.

(11) The Feminist: These one will do anything to glorify and support females, but will shy away from correcting them when they are clearly wrong. If you want to know them, it's not difficult at all. Just criticize female, be it positive or negative. You will see them all out with their dragnets.

(12) The Redpillers: You already know. Also known as the alpha males. Only the name alone can make the ladies to start fidgeting. They have swallowed the red pill to fortify themselves against all kinds of women manipulations. In short, in their dictionary, they should always 'dominate' and 'be in control' and not the other way round.

(13) The Super Story Crew: These ones can create fake stories and try to make them look and sound genuine. They derive joy in spreading rumours. Most of them hide under the pretext of bloggers.

(14) The Derailers: These ones are so annoying. They can derail a useful thread or topic to make it become non-beneficial at the end. They have no meaningful contribution as they are only interested in trivialities.

(15) The Sadists: Also known as the joy killers or trouble makers. Don't be surprised if someone attacks you for no just cause. The sadists are always on ground to bring you down to their level, create trouble from nowhere and ensure that they squeeze out every element of joy in you.

(16) The Scam Crew: Also known as the sweet mouthers. These people look for all avenues to scam others. Some of them have a library full of books on how you can make billions of dollars under 30 minutes, when they haven't made one Naira. If you fall into their snares, it's goodbye to your money.

(17) The Tribalist Crew: This crew members can be annoying and irritating most times. They can turn any topic into a tribal war front. They speak viles and even go to the extent of creating new monikers just to vent their frustrations and speak ills of other tribes. In fact, in their dictionary, there is nothing like coexistence.

(18) The Moderation Crew: Also known as the 'Mods'. They are the backbone of Nairaland. They determine which topic moves to the front page and if you are not careful, they can dish you 700 years ban. Sometimes you wonder that a topic which isn't supposed to get to the front page is already there in a twinkle of an eye. It's simply because the poster already knew what the mod likes to push the topic there. For example, just give a particular mod a piece of snake...and your to topic will graze the front page...lol.

(19) The DM Crew: Some people call them 'SIMPS'. You will find them mostly in the romance section, always inside people's DM. They can equally be spotted simply from the way they interact. They always try hard to make themselves lovable. They can do anything to appeal to the opposite sex. Well, just don't throw out your self respect/worth or bug down people.

(20) The English Checkers: This crew members are very swift in checking every post for any grammatical errors. They have already checked this write up and have penned down all errors...haha!!!


Now, which of the CREWS do you belong to?

I am basically one of 'The Observers'


Mind you, you can belong to one or more CREWS simultaneously

U forgot to mention the like seekers, those looking for likes
The FTC crew, the ones struggling for FTC and

The space keepers

Messi just resemble Maradona for his. Omo they share a lot in common

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