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Pls house.help me find the balance in this context. U saw a book that's 97 naira.u don't have de cash.so u borrowed 50naira from ur mum and 50 from ur dad.u bought it and had a change of 3 naira.u refund 1naira to ur mum and 1 to ur dad and keeps 1 naira to urself.now u are owing ur mum 49 naira and ur dad 49 naira.49+49+ de 1 u kept to urself =99 naira.wia is de missing 1 naira |
Emeca: why dont u focus on urself and leave d girl/boy alone. Last tym i checked we live in a democracy - which means 'freedom of speech'. Stop clogging up the thread with double posts and find sumtin beta to do with ur obviously well-stocked vocabulary. If u feel the need to 'pour', write an article for d papers - u'll be better appreciated there.emeca wia did u derive this ur name.have u been to mecca.well u shud kno that Nat confab has stipulated that the fed govt desist from sponsoring any pilgrimages. Lol.anyway,iv note u comment.dont mind my vituperations on the boy/girl .funny u to fire him like dat and claim to be correcting me instead.and for my doubles. It was induced by my rabid thirst for his/her blood .but all the same.I now hands off the matter thereof.tanks |
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emlilshady: I'm good oh!I FINISHED EVERYTHING!!!I ATTEMPTED ALL!!!LOL!!!I've been on my way back to basé. I wish the next interview will be something like this again, but more of maths!!anyway let me reserve my comments on this matter for the sake of decorum.but pls remove dat post Mr shady emily eminem slim shady It raises my blood temp anytime I see it.and makes me want to go at u with total abandon. If not. Me and u might have to draw lines and see who fires faster.this exaggeration in a house full of people dat wrote de same exam and coming from a self acclaimed civil servant looking for civil service work is totally unbecoming and demeaning.u need the next interview to be like dis last one but u want more maths and with no calculator or rough work paper.i just can't contain this humbug.worst claptrap eva |
scoffield245: this must have been written for the attention of some ladies in the house.yes we are all impressed by ur fastness and superior intelligence but please is it navy base or which base have u been on ur way back to since.and did u swim or crawl back to dis imaginary base.or was this write up written while sleeping .one word for u.mathematics OLODOanyway let me reserve my comments on this matter for the sake of decorum.but pls remove dat post Mr shady emily eminem slim shady It raises my blood temp anytime I see it.and makes me want to go at u with total abandon. If not. Me and u might have to draw lines and see who fires faster.this exaggeration in a house full of people dat wrote de same exam and coming from a self acclaimed civil servant looking for civil service work is totally unbecoming and demeaning.u need the next interview to be like dis last one but u want more maths and with no calculator or rough work paper.i just can't contain this humbug.worst claptrap eva |
emlilshady: I'm good oh!I FINISHED EVERYTHING!!!I ATTEMPTED ALL!!!LOL!!!I've been on my way back to basé. I wish the next interview will be something like this again, but more of maths!!this must have been written for the attention of some ladies in the house.yes we are all impressed by ur fastness and superior intelligence but please is it navy base or which base have u been on ur way back to since.and did u swim or crawl back to dis imaginary base.or was this write up written while sleeping .one word for u.mathematics OLODO |
Abdulforever: Common sense is so common that's why some people Lack common sense and doesn't have ethics of talking on Air I won't identify myself but let me tell u from a very reliable source abt the Sss cadet recruitment, firstly don't give anybody kobo in the name of helping you is a scam the slot is still 10 per states. 3 from each senatorial destrict and 1 from govtmt house but one thing I want to tell u is not every shortlisted candidate will be base on merit , the benchmark is 60% merit and 40% runs so if u have a sure Godfather or Link that have mouth my brother don't dull urself this is naija even in NDA that has the highest discipline pple still get it thru runs I have seen many but if u are sure of what u wrote my brother don't have any doubt u are there already but note something finishing everything doesn't mean u did it right some may not finish but the few they did is bether than many that finish because I could remember the theory part 99% will fail that because some where just writing stories instead of highligthing the main points that is not morethan a Page. So best of Luck guys the shortlisted candidates will be contacted by 7th to 10th of this month but u can add me on wattsapp for more info 08099443607 pls don't argue with fools because some pple are nothing but Scallywac suffering from pedantry Syndrome. Best of luckI concur but I doubt the benchmark of 60/40 that means 6 for merit and 4 for runs.if that happens den the canker worm eating our employment system wud die overnight.the public and civil service unlike private enterprises is always flooded wit maladroit round pegs in square holes.godfatherism,spoils system,political patronage,quota system,federal character are always the most used principles rather than merit and has higher percentages than merit.anyway of course if G.E.J wants political stakeholders support he may need to oil their palms with slots but I wud advice him not to. The concept of divided loyalty always accompanies such employments.it is exactly why some soldiers are acting the way they do in the boko Haram menace.leaking info to godfathers who pass is to others instead of the presidency and taking instructions for godfathers instead of high command and presdidency.if someone shud get employed on merit,the person wud definitely work for the government in the forthcoming election.but if by runs.hmmmmm.he wud neva turn around and bite the finger that fed him no matter the amount of indoctrinations he receives in training |
johnnero1: Stop saying wt u d'nt knw. If u will make it 2 d camp, u will realised dt d information u ar saying here is wrong. For now let's pray 4 God intervention 4 us 2 make it 2 d camp $ stop saying 10 per state or wt ever. I still insist dt though d number as been increased, d slots left 4 best performers $ a commoners is jst 2% out of d total candidates required. Let's see @ d camp u will congratulate me for d reliability of my source of info.tot u said it was increased from 10 to 25.and 5 only for merit.if 5 is 2% of 25 then I must go relearn my maths . |
And as for the sss intake per state. It still remains 10 per state.but merit is now the criterion as there are too many candidates of godfathers and the script is no longer being marked by abuja rather by state.each state has been sent marking scheme and marking may have commenced this week.so be hopeful if u wrote very well.though I wonder who did apart from phantom emily shady the civil servant looking for civil service job |
And for those arguing about grades.gani fawhemi is a 3rd class holder. Like wise iwuanyanwu the billionaire business man wit a big biz acumen |
emlilshady: why is this cunt scoffedfiled acting like he knows me? it's the sss cadet recruitment that made me know nairaland, and I've been on this topic.emlilshady] to Mr emily shady de bastard son of a gin taking tramp.can't you make sense with two or three lines only?even the exam never had comprehension like this... so, what's your main point?and... ehm!sorry I didn't get time to finish reading your message.[/quote].mr emily shady de man female. Hope u not a homo.cos u keep sounding like a woman man.ur words are notin but scurrilous.displaying a pusillanimous humorous spirit.claiming to have taken a cursory look at my answer thats a perspicuous write up only portrays u as noting but an indolent and imprudent being of such a worthless existence.u were quick to vociferate about ur knowledge as being an inexorable, palpable, malleable slowpoke. U like to pique people up with ur balderdash riddled retorts yet u pretend to be a harmless simpleton .u were the ist to to use vilifying dictions here.parading ur self as a a superior being.yet ur vaccilations only portrays ur uncouth ignoble mind..pls go and learn English well b4 attempting to comment in social medias.u are noting but a bozo .a stereotyping bastard without any meaningful knowledge.go and lie to ur Facebook friends joor.mr civil servant that won't allow applicants to hear word in a job thread.pls kindly extrude or extricate ur self from dis thread and go tink of how to contribute meaningfully tomorrow in ur phantom civil service office dat u started dreaming of working in since u went off ur rockers.or better go see a head doctor and have ur mentality straightened out.stupid Mr emily shady the bastard son of a gin taking tramp |
emlilshady: why is this cunt scoffedfiled acting like he knows me? it's the sss cadet recruitment that made me know nairaland, and I've been on this topic.emlilshady] can't you make sense with two or three lines only?even the exam never had comprehension like this... so, what's your main point?and... ehm!sorry I didn't get time to finish reading your message.[/quote].mr emily shady de man female. Hope u not a homo.cos u keep sounding like a woman man.ur words are notin but scurrilous.displaying a pusillanimous humorous spirit.claiming to have taken a cursory look at my answer thats a perspicuous write up only portrays u as noting but an indolent and imprudent being of such a worthless existence.u were quick to vociferate about ur knowledge as being an inexorable, palpable, malleable slowpoke. U like to pique people up with ur balderdash riddled retorts yet u pretend to be a harmless simpleton .u were the ist to to use vilifying dictions here.parading ur self as a a superior being.yet ur vaccilations only portrays ur uncouth ignoble mind..pls go and learn English well b4 attempting to comment in social medias.u are noting but a bozo .a stereotyping bastard without any meaningful knowledge.go and lie to ur Facebook friends joor.mr civil servant that won't allow applicants to hear word in a job thread.pls kindly extrude or extricate ur self from dis thread and go tink of how to contribute meaningfully tomorrow in ur phantom civil service office dat u started dreaming of working in since u went off ur rockers.or better go see a head doctor and have ur mentality straightened out.stupid Mr emily shady the bastard son of a gin taking tramp |
emlilshady] can't you make sense with two or three lines only?even the exam never had comprehension like this... so, what's your main point?and... ehm!sorry I didn't get time to finish reading your message.[/quote].mr emily shady de man female. Hope u not a homo.cos u keep sounding like a woman man.ur words are notin but scurrilous.displaying a pusillanimous humorous spirit.claiming to have taken a cursory look at my answer thats a perspicuous write up only portrays u as noting but an indolent and imprudent being of such a worthless existence.u were quick to vociferate about ur knowledge as being an inexorable, palpable, malleable slowpoke. U like to pique people up with ur balderdash riddled retorts yet u pretend to be a harmless simpleton .u were the ist to to use vilifying dictions here.parading ur self as a a superior being.yet ur vaccilations only portrays ur uncouth ignoble mind..pls go and learn English well b4 attempting to comment in social medias.u are noting but a bozo .a stereotyping bastard without any meaningful knowledge.go and lie to ur Facebook friends joor.mr civil servant that won't allow applicants to hear word in a job thread.pls kindly extrude or extricate ur self from dis thread and go tink of how to contribute meaningfully tomorrow in ur phantom civil service office dat u started dreaming of working in since u went off ur rockers.or better go see a head doctor and have ur mentality straightened out.stupid Mr emily shady the bastard son of a gin taking tramp |
emlilshady] can't you make sense with two or three lines only?even the exam never had comprehension like this... so, what's your main point?and... ehm!sorry I didn't get time to finish reading your message.[/quote].mr emily shady de man female. Hope u not a homo.cos u keep sounding like a woman man.ur words are notin but scurrilous.displaying a pusillanimous humorous spirit.claiming to have taken a cursory look at my answer thats a perspicuous write up only portrays u as noting but an indolent and imprudent being of such a worthless existence.u were quick to vociferate about ur knowledge as being an inexorable, palpable, malleable slowpoke. U like to pique people up with ur balderdash riddled retorts yet u pretend to be a harmless simpleton .u were the ist to to use vilifying dictions here.parading ur self as a a superior being.yet ur vaccilations only portrays ur uncouth ignoble mind..pls go and learn English well b4 attempting to comment in social medias.u are noting but a bozo .a stereotyping bastard without any meaningful knowledge.go and lie to ur Facebook friends joor.mr civil servant that won't allow applicants to hear word in a job thread.pls kindly extrude or extricate ur self from dis thread and go tink of how to contribute meaningfully tomorrow in ur phantom civil service office dat u started dreaming of working in since u went off ur rockers.or better go see a head doctor and have ur mentality straightened out.stupid Mr emily shady the bastard son of a gin taking tramp |
emlilshady: can't you make sense with two or three lines only?even the exam never had comprehension like this... so, what's your main point?and... ehm!sorry I didn't get time to finish reading your message..mr emily shady de man female. Hope u not a homo.cos u keep sounding like a woman man.ur words are notin but scurrilous.displaying a pusillanimous humorous spirit.claiming to have taken a cursory look at my answer thats a perspicuous write up only portrays u as noting but an indolent and imprudent being of such a worthless existence.u were quick to vociferate about ur knowledge as being an inexorable, palpable, malleable slowpoke. U like to pique people up with ur balderdash riddled retorts yet u pretend to be a harmless simpleton .u were the ist to to use vilifying dictions here.parading ur self as a a superior being.yet ur vaccilations only portrays ur uncouth ignoble mind..pls go and learn English well b4 attempting to comment in social medias.u are noting but a bozo .a stereotyping bastard without any meaningful knowledge.go and lie to ur Facebook friends joor.mr civil servant that won't allow applicants to hear word in a job thread.pls kindly extrude or extricate ur self from dis thread and go tink of how to contribute meaningfully tomorrow in ur phantom civil service office dat u started dreaming of working in since u went off ur rockers.or better go see a head doctor and have ur mentality straightened out.stupid Mr emily shady the bastard son of a gin taking tramp |
emlilshady: it's now I just saw the write-up of this cockhead! your reading speed isunique from others, that you didn't finish does not mean some others did not. there was nothing like further maths there, everything there was  level exams. what you should argue on here is the timing and not your FAILURE to attempt all, they were all easy and I finished ALL!! I am not saying I got all correct! and about the essay, I have read about the two topics after somebody pasted it here online. May God help your soul as you continue to submit cv for life. in case you don't know, I'm a civil servant on pay roll.I no fit shout my brethrens.wat kind of paradox and oxymorons are emily shady yakking about.ist the questions were cheap for him.dat he finished all.but knows he didn't get all correct.i wonder wat Dat means.then he said there was no further maths so it's maths that needs no paper or pencil let alone calculator. Yet he concluded dat it's A level maths .im lost at to the meaning of that.then he said he is not only employed but a civil servant looking for civil servant work. Is dat an antithesis or chiasmus. So did u really finish or do mindless ticking like others. U must either be a whisky pickled find hearted young sour pus or a conniving slippery maggot Mr emily shady.no wonder everything about u is fake.a man bearing a females name.scamming bastard son of a gin drinking tramp.please learn to be humble among ur betters next time.who are u sitting on a high horse for or forming and pretending for. Please this is a forum to help each others and not a place to impress people.do dat only in ur fb or twitter.mad uncouth lad.no wonder u appear in every thread on nairaland.always sounding off about ur achievements. Y not upload ur cert here for us to see.im sure it won't survive a mercury scan.forged as ur entire existence also is as it is.please go and re evaluate ur life and find out y u are the object of scorn and mockery on every thread u appear. Then go and re learn social etiquettes.bush man from the bush tribe of ijekun yemoja. |
Giannakopoulos: chai,u dn finish dis guy!,but how did you become a civil servant outside your state?,what's the secretI no fit shout my brethrens.wat kind of paradox and oxymorons are emily shady yakking about.ist the questions were cheap for him.dat he finished all.but knows he didn't get all correct.i wonder wat Dat means.then he said there was no further maths so it's maths that needs no paper or pencil let alone calculator. Yet he concluded dat it's A level maths .im lost at to the meaning of that.then he said he is not only employed but a civil servant looking for civil servant work. Is dat an antithesis or chiasmus. So did u really finish or do mindless ticking like others. U must either be a whisky pickled find hearted young sour pus or a conniving slippery maggot Mr emily shady.no wonder everything about u is fake.a man bearing a females name.scamming bastard son of a gin drinking tramp.please learn to be humble among ur betters next time.who are u sitting on a high horse for or forming and pretending for. Please this is a forum to help each others and not a place to impress people.do dat only in ur fb or twitter.mad uncouth lad.no wonder u appear in every thread on nairaland.always sounding off about ur achievements. Y not upload ur cert here for us to see.im sure it won't survive a mercury scan.forged as ur entire existence also is as it is.please go and re evaluate ur life and find out y u are the object of scorn and mockery on every thread u appear. Then go and re learn social etiquettes.bush man from the bush tribe of ijekun yemoja. |
scoffield245: I no fit shout my brethrens.wat kind of paradox and oxymorons are emily shady yakking about.ist the questions were cheap for him.dat he finished all.but knows he didn't get all correct.i wonder wat emlilshady: it's now I just saw the write-up of this cockhead! your reading speed isunique from others, that you didn't finish does not mean some others did not. there was nothing like further maths there, everything there was  level exams. what you should argue on here is the timing and not your FAILURE to attempt all, they were all easy and I finished ALL!! I am not saying I got all correct! and about the essay, I have read about the two topics after somebody pasted it here online. May God help your soul as you continue to submit cv for life. in case you don't know, I no fit shout my brethrens.wat kind of paradox and oxymorons are emily shady yakking about.ist the questions were cheap for him.dat he finished all.but knows he didn't get all correct.i wonder wat Dat means.then he said there was no further maths so it's maths that needs no paper or pencil let alone calculator. Yet he concluded dat it's A level maths .im lost at to the meaning of that.then he said he is not only employed but a civil servant looking for civil servant work. Is dat an antithesis or chiasmus. So did u really finish or do mindless ticking like others. U must either be a whisky pickled find hearted young sour pus or a conniving slippery maggot Mr emily shady.no wonder everything about u is fake.a man bearing a females name.scamming bastard son of a gin drinking tramp.please learn to be humble among ur betters next time.who are u sitting on a high horse for or forming and pretending for. Please this is a forum to help each others and not a place to impress people.do dat only in ur fb or twitter.mad uncouth lad.no wonder u appear in every thread on nairaland.always sounding off about ur achievements. Y not upload ur cert here for us to see.im sure it won't survive a mercury scan.forged as ur entire existence also is as it is.please go and re evaluate ur life and find out y u are the object of scorn and mockery on every thread u appear. Then go and re learn social etiquettes.bush man from the bush tribe of ijekun yemoja. a civil servant on pay roll. |
I no fit shout my brethrens.wat kind of paradox and oxymorons are emily shady yakking about.ist the questions were cheap for him.dat he finished all.but knows he didn't get all correct.i wonder wat Dat means.then he said there was no further maths so it's maths that needs no paper or pencil let alone calculator. Yet he concluded dat it's A level maths .im lost at to the meaning of that.then he said he is not only employed but a civil servant looking for civil servant work. Is dat an antithesis or chiasmus. So did u really finish or do mindless ticking like others. U must either be a whisky pickled flint hearted young sour pus or a conniving slippery maggot Mr emily shady.no wonder everything about u is fake.a man bearing a females name.scamming bastard son of a gin drinking tramp.please learn to be humble among ur betters next time.who are u sitting on a high horse for or forming and pretending for. Please this is a forum to help each others and not a place to impress people.do dat only in ur fb or twitter.mad uncouth lad.no wonder u appear in every thread on nairaland.always sounding off about ur achievements. Y not upload ur cert here for us to see.im sure it won't survive a mercury scan.forged as ur entire existence also is as it is.please go and re evaluate ur life and find out y u are the object of scorn and mockery on every thread u appear. Then go and re learn social etiquettes.bush man from the bush tribe of ijekun yemoja. |
@poundsmaker.u dey laugh abi .u tink it's funny.i cudnt laugh after the exam.ran home.showered and rushed to a pub to drink beer.but it turned to bitter leaf in my mouth. So I ran home and invited a girl. So she came and though she a ist day date I had invested a fortune asking out.she showed some hesitations to get laid and b4 I knew wat was happening, I was alone in de room.i had barked at her to get out instead of persuading her and verbally told her to go to hell.so she walked out and I cudnt even beg her or apologise. Then another new date called me to ask why I hadn't called her a day b4 and dat day.though she is someone I have been courting for marriage,i just started shouting on the phone at her asking Her if she be bad belle people wishing me bad luck in my exam.i was quite so harsh dat she wudnt pick my calls two days after.all these happened cos of a yeye exam I had kept myself sleepless for days preparing for.i had even gone and bought extra 3 current affairs books two days to the exam and concentrated on reading them and learning all learnables about Nigeria and de world.of course I had written diamond bank aptitude test last year and passed it so I didn't even bother reading up gmat cos I'm always good in verbal,critical,quantitative and logicals.so I was so annoyed wen I saw the questions |
Yes I wrote at enugu.So if u claim u wrote very well like Emily shady and co.and dat the maths was very easy. Then u are a beautiful corpse.u must have died b4 the exam and written it as a ghost |
@ comradety. On If pxq means p is d father of q, p+q means p is d moda of q, p-q means p is d broda of q, what d relationship between p and k in if p-TxR+k .i believe p is de brother to the father of the mother of K hence P is Ks grand uncle.pls do u remember the options |
All states are now to write uniform exam set by abuja.so those that wrote are to even start collecting applications again as theirs has been cancelled |
NSO was created under Olusegun Obasanjo. The director then was Col Abdullahi Mohammed. Then Obj handed power to Shehu Shagari a civilian govt. And the 2nd DG of NSO became Umaru Shinkafi. Who later resigned on health reason and ambassador Mohammed Lawal Rafindadi was appointed but Buhari took over by coup immediately and though IBB wanted Aliyu mohammed Gusau for the job Buhari retained Rafindadi. IBB took over from Buhari in a coup and dissolved NSO. Thus Ismaila Gwarzo became ist DG of SSS but SSS call him their 4th as they believe NSO as same as SSS |
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.funny u to fire him like dat and claim to be correcting me instead.and for my doubles. It was induced by my rabid thirst for his/her blood
then I must go relearn my maths 
.im lost at to the meaning of that.then he said he is not only employed but a civil servant looking for civil servant work. Is dat an antithesis or chiasmus. So did u really finish or do mindless ticking like others. U must either be a whisky pickled flint hearted young sour pus or a conniving slippery maggot Mr emily shady.no wonder everything about u is fake.a man bearing a females name.scamming bastard son of a gin drinking tramp.please learn to be humble among ur betters next time.who are u sitting on a high horse for or forming and pretending for. Please this is a forum to help each others and not a place to impress people.do dat only in ur fb or twitter.mad uncouth lad.no wonder u appear in every thread on nairaland.always sounding off about ur achievements. Y not upload ur cert here for us to see.im sure it won't survive a mercury scan.forged as ur entire existence also is as it is.please go and re evaluate ur life and find out y u are the object of scorn and mockery on every thread u appear. Then go and re learn social etiquettes.bush man from the bush tribe of ijekun yemoja.