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AMAgod: Does anyone know what the implication of the call is? Have been worried since I got that call. #TEAMABIA

I dunno

Sam95: 70 what? Its a big lie! I scored the highest in my state and yet it wasn't up to 50. I was some few points away 4rm d nearest person too! Am not saying bcus nobody scored up 2 50 in my state then someone else cud not score more than in another state. But scoring 70 and above in that exam in dat time? Its practically NOT possible! Emly whatever, if they close ur eye one side, u will open the other one. Now it is not u finished and the maths was eazy, it is now someone scored 73 somewhere. All u keep doing most of the time is making people feel comparatively less in their performance. Do u want 2 tell us dat it was dat time they said don't start but u glanced that gave u an edge to finish ur work? Even if u were ticking without reading, u intellectual conscience wud have made u 2 @least break and read the questions and dat my bro is where d time ticks faster. So stop saying watever. Sometimes I wonder if u ever practically patook in all this SSS stuff. Anyway, in any game there is a flop, evry play there is a clown, in everyclass, there is a noise maker. So in this thread of ours, u are d flop, the clown and the noise maker. Keep it up but nobody is buying into u again.

my thoughts exactly.nailed it on the head.whopped him on th ass.wat he needs is some serious spanking on dat his girlish ass.till it becomes bruised like Ebola sores.nwa beef that he is

EFREBOR47: In Katsina one guy submitted after 10 mins cos the paper was too hot

efrebor.na lie.funny dude

Let me bath and go the office.its a stone throw from wia I am now

emlilshady: guy, I've been humble ever since. you guys are just taking the thing to be like if you don't get the job you will commit suicide or the likes. Till tomorrow I will still say it, 'I FINISHED EVERYTHING!' ,finishing everything does not mean you got 100%. I know how exams are been written here in Nigeria, you just have to organise yourself. ok wait oh!as they shared the papers and they said 'don't open yet ' you mean you didn't glance thru in any way? well!sorry for you. I'm confident of myself here, I ATTEMPTED ALL once again. And don't get it twisted and make it sound like I'm boasting to be a machine.
Afterall, the highest in Calabar had 73 even after writing in darkness.

ok

emlilshady: guy, I've been humble ever since. you guys are just taking the thing to be like if you don't get the job you will commit suicide or the likes. Till tomorrow I will still say it, 'I FINISHED EVERYTHING!' ,finishing everything does not mean you got 100%. I know how exams are been written here in Nigeria, you just have to organise yourself. ok wait oh!as they shared the papers and they said 'don't open yet ' you mean you didn't glance thru in any way? well!sorry for you. I'm confident of myself here, I ATTEMPTED ALL once again. And don't get it twisted and make it sound like I'm boasting to be a machine.
Afterall, the highest in Calabar had 73 even after writing in darkness.

73!!!OMG.must be a genius.wat of u.anyway 73 is viable if one had enoff time

Does it mean no one don go yet.i want to see posts saying I made it!!!!! in this house

saaedlee: Just got a call saying I should be in their office before 10am this morning, wish me luck. Where's my prodigy? Ikpa, did they call u also?

so if u from calabar and living in kebbi state u shud fly to the office. Na nonsense call be dat.and u suppose tell dem ur mind.even if u in calabar

saaedlee: Just got a call asking thati should be in their office before 10am this morning, wish me luck? Where's my prodigy? Ikpa, did they call u also?

which state bro.dat means u must be Highest scorer

emlilshady: #Kano Nwankwo voice#
ayam detameened, and I shall mek it!!
guys... TRUST IN GOD,fashy the scores. nah human beings mark them.

now uv humbled urself.i tot u'll keep making noise about finishing and how the maths was so cheap and u need more exams like it.y aren't u still so confident.today all the truth about how u wrote will come out.uv now heard dat no one scored up to 40 in almost all states. Dats y all of us were crying after De exam but u were busy smiling and laughing and refused to say the truth.only u and one other person in dis forum claimed u wrote well and finished well.as a matter of fact I finished too but I did blind ticking in many numbers dat I cud have solved if not for time and it broke my heart.mostly cos they had told us b4 we got question paper dat it was 50 obj and 2 essay.then I had relaxed and also I kept trying to solve de comprehension tinking it will be only 2 comprehension. By the time I knew it was 5 so much damage had been done.i was in no 40 wen I heard sometin like 30 mins to go.that was my errors.but I still did my best

crownprince1765: Oyo State SSS Command has just announced the successful candidates on air..... About 20 candidates or more were announced.... goodluck fwendz

were u amongst bro

chrisley024: No one reached 40 and u got 39?
Na automatic na

.nope I mean the ist ist position scored 39.not me.

Though I doubt politics wasn't used in choosing people dat wrote 2nd test,especially since places like Anambra wrote only once,however there seems to be a high element of sincerity hence forth by the DSS.as is being proven by this action of pasting results on public notice. Even the Mass media will have access to the list and be able to report if any gross irregularity occurs to it such as bringing someone dat scored outside ist 100 into the service. They will be crucified if they do do such

Ok

chrisley024: Wow! Hope the thing is ok? Did s/he say the highest score?

ya

chrisley024: Got same too. We'll see it 2moro na

person don help me check self.i no get ist position.definitely.lucked out

K

Ayo25: So all this happened to Enugu peeps only.... It is well.

abi

emlilshady: naaaa LIE!

not necessarily so

chrischyna: Did u get d text and if yes, which state are you from? Please, reply me. THANKS.

I got text too.and de sms was for people who they misplace their file not for successful people.i knew about the sms even b4 I got mine

mecus4love: a lady who wtote the exam just got a call from sss office in Abuja demanding she forward her full name, institution attended, grade of graduation and course of study to them immediately. this happened today. who else got d call?

that call was not indicated as being from abj .cos I got the same info from the number but got mine two days ago dat I shud forward the same information to the number.she shudnt start celebrating and Wasting her money on drinks yet.its even silly they lost those data in the ist place.wen they have our files.that call isn't genuine.nor the sms I got.they aren't sincere

chrisley024: Is that what they said?
Which state pls?

my state

chrischyna: Did u get d text and if yes, which state are you from? Please, reply me. THANKS.

I got the text too.but it's for those they lost or misplace their file

chrischyna: Did u get d text and if yes, which state are you from? Please, reply me. THANKS.

I got the text too.but it's for those they lost or misplace their file

mecus4love: a lady who wtote the exam in enuugu just got a call from sss office in Abuja demanding she forward her full name, institution attended, grade of graduation and course of study to them immediately. this happened today. who else got d call?

mine was text yesterday.same info

Abdulforever: Hello guys this the answer to essay question 1.
Q1.As a stake holder in the state service how will u tackle terrorism in your state.
Bellow are the points that should be stated:
1.By Establishing a counter-terrorism policy
2. By providing an intelligent network gathering
3. By increasing state border security
4. By Encouraging and Cordinating inter-agency synergy
5. By providing a novel technology to combat terrorism
6. By monitoring the movement of people and Goods
Not all those stories most pple are writing instead of going straight to the point because 90% fail it Don't worry u guys will start knowing ur faith from nextweek

my man.u only spoke out of pediantrism.wat kind of English is dis ur novel technology. U mean state of the art.were u referring to USA or this same naija I dey.naija hasn't got the wherewhitals for that.and yes it's an essay not a highlight salient points case.meaning you can only use coordinating adverbs or such to introduce ur points.such as ist,2nd,or also, furthermore, or firstly, 2ndly,in addition, besides, then u shud give it a title and write ur conclusion.surmising the effects of ur points on the said terrorism .then u shud write the name of the writer at the last stage.anyway I don't kno if people have gotten next stage text but i got a test this evening to send my details to a particular number.heard too they will paste names and scores at each state sss office

Jonnero wats ur BlackBerry pin

yemmyomis: Get out with your stupid question... its really obvious u are idle....olobe oshi

I don die.y are u flaring up cos u don't kno the answer. Iz not sometin to get worked up about and start making disparaging remarks.i nearly jump out of my skin wen I heard ur bark.like a rabid dog thirsty for blood. Pls maintain ur cool

Elowhite245: . Bro when you give them back 1naira each dat means u burrowed 98naira + your remaining 1naira as your change. No missing 1 naira.

totals 99 but I borrowed 100

poiZon: @ scofield is this question or punishment?
u never enter sss yet u dey do like dis dat means if u enter na question u go tek kiill culprits.
carry on.
to ur question shey na borrow u borrow don't worry wen Mama n papa need thier money u go pay.

hahahahahahah.mr poizon. U funny die.

Elowhite245: . Bro when you give them back 1naira each dat means u burrowed 98naira + your remaining 1naira as your change. No missing 1 naira.

I see.then the 1 naira I'm keeping. Is it interest on the loan I borrowed or money I stole from them.how did I earn the 1 naira.is there no mathematics way of doing the subtractions

macpeter1: u dont need to add the one naira u kept for yourself, its not mathematical. the one naira belong to u wit the 97naira book makin 98 naira which equals 49 + 49

please expatiate on this ur answer.its not mathematical to add the 1 naira I kept for myself. Y. So if I borrow 50000 and pay back some I can keep some.wat if he had given back 1.50 kobo to each of the parents.then wat if he had given the mum 2 naira and dad 1 naira.then he wud be owing 48+49=99 still. How do you explain dat then