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this drama is so funny

in jail with Umar Farouk AbdulMutallab

I need 505 or 506 playboy bunnies for my party  

477 or 478 roses for Madlady

i pick 440 out of this boring thread

Missy B:
Very Important.
If You're not a Christian, don't even bother to submit an application.

so vacancy dey 

@topic It is important!

googles:
[size=13pt]tani asiwin ?? ehn ?? ori e fokasibe. . . . ozuai
shege banza damboroba. . . kai ma finish e bobo yi
olorinla, epa[/size]

sisi go easy now  

Pastor body no be fire wood

cruel world!

Sagamite:
You want God-fearing above all, which means you want us to know religion is very important to you, but yet see the term you used as where you are located: "fuckville". 

That no be wetin oyinbo go dey use big grammar explain like when dem say: "That is an ecclesiastical wish that is a diametrical paradox".

Am entitled to my opinion

oyinbo also talk of " Freedom of speech"

As per poster criteria:-

Intelligence
career Potential
Traditional/Homely values
Sexiness/Fashion/Girliness
Virginity/Low Sexual Experience

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God fearing (above all)
Good sense of humour (added bonus)  

@poster u also destroying the english language with ur spelling errors

"I cant do this anymore"

sweetguy10:
Well I slapped my elder sister for calling my Girlfriend a naughty woman ,

Ol boy u miss road! hope ur gf is worth it

[quote author=Igwe. link=topic=409144.msg5640917#msg5640917 date=1267912908]hmm, am i missing something here. Multiple accounts being used simultaneously,
now, which one is the original mama gee?  [/quote]The crazy one  

hmmm, , 5'10 quiet tall i need my platform shoes

Damn no love for short dudes

@mamagee if you cant handle that statement i suggest you logoff jobless woman

U norminating debosky so he wouldnt ban u again huh

poster u try . Guys don wise up them no dey fall 4 that call this number scam

:p :p :p :p :p

Ladies latest bikini coming to a store near you!   

Ebonyeyes:
And the church says AMEN. You are one of the few good men on NL

Thanks dear

;d ;d ;d

When I was in uni I met this lady who was also a student at another uni, whom i fell in love with I thought she was the one how wrong was I? Then i didnt care I was a young man madly in love, my world revolved around her. There was a time she was struggling to maintained herself financially I volunteered to help her out during a difficult time by sending money every month from my part time job wages this I did until I found out she was sh.a.!ng an exbf who had dumped her a yr ago. Damn I was devasted when she confessed what she had been doing I forgave her all in the name of love we carried dating but i just couldnt trust her anymore she tried to reassure me that she wouldnt cheat again but it was too late  the love I had for her had died. One weekend I went to see her told her I couldnt carry on with the relationship we cried together and I left, that was the last time I saw her. This happened 10yrs ago

Cockyzy:
when i make phone intimacy advances they even take the lead and fu~ck themselves as  b.i.t.ches with them fingers and begging we meet.is this how low some naija girls are now? No decency or dignity?

@poster if you dont know what to say you can always tell her your opinion on phones.e.x bloody clown!  . On one hand you cant be bashing women left, right and center and on the other want to be MR ROMANTIC it wouldnt work.
If u havent got the romantic flair in you too bad because somethings are in built!

Ps Real men dont insult women

Poster if dating oyinbo will make you happy go for it, but "PLEASE STOP BASHING BLACK WOMEN IN THE PROCESS ENOUGH OF THE THESE SILLY COMMENTS"

lonelydude, u want 2 keep it in the family huh ?

all these jobless mofos once they have access to the net starting openning useless threads