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bluehorizo:
You have answered it.

nobilia:
This is not about a motor accident but about a weird accident that happened this morning.
The lift in my friend's apartment went dark yesterday night, the apartment management have closed office for the day, the bulbs could only be changed when they resume in the morning.
My friend's neighbour was about to go to work this morning, he was typing a message on his phone while approaching the lift. He pressed the lift button, the door opened and he went in, the guy landed almost 17 floors to his death within the lift compartment. What really caused this was that the management guys were changing the bulbs on the ground floor and decided to handle a minor maintenance which made the lift to malfunction, this caused the lift gate on my friend's floor to open without the lift bucket(carrier) being on the same floor and the victim went in taking the darkness to mean that the bulb have not been repaired, the message he was typing didn't allow him pay much attention to notice that the carrier wasn't there.
The firemen came in about 10 minutes later and the body was retrieved.
If this kind of thing could happen here, people in naija should be careful about this kind of super weird accidents.

tundewoods:
The guy looked more like an african spider man wearing a costume made of Aso Oke . A

javalove:
Danfo Drivers, always try to fumble, rush hour bust stops are like the royal tumble from Stylee

Ebonyj:
Seun leave the poor boy and he's font alone o.

[size=13pt]Thanks anyway [/size]

dee02:
I had one when i was a kid

I put 4 bottle caps across a sugar box to act as tyres and was pulling it with a rice-sack thread around my compound
only for my mummy to grab me from no-where and scream that i have not completed my homework
instantly, she stamped on my model car and it crushed it to a wreckage, you should have seen it!
i was lucky i was not inside the box if not i would have died!

accidents can be tragic my brother

[size=13pt]You are so damn lucky you weren't inside the box [/size]

Uche2nna:
I think it takes more lyrical skillz to diss someone without even a direct reference to the diss[i]ee[/i]


I don't know too much about Mode nine and ruggedy but immediately I read those lines, I knew he was throwing a diss @ rugged.

Mustay:
this thread should be moved to the AUTOS section

Real Man:
The thing is very clear.

THE GUY IS SCARED THAT YOU WILL PUT A LOVE PORTION IN THE FOOD.

There is no two way about that.

It is a pity of him to think something like that.

[size=13pt]He's just being cautious [/size]

How did you mistake sugar for salt, itz almost impossible
Sugar is harder and clearer than salt, and why didn't you taste the food while cooking it?

ima1:
he might be scared. because you know how women wash toto put for them guy food. just to hook them

[size=13pt]WTF! [/size]