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Errythang waz happenin with you?

@ Nike, where i live in Toronto is a lil notorious[ no offence torontonians ], but one has to be safe. whereas if it was at my mom's place, it fine cos it's an open place and if there's a need for you to scream, ppl'll be out in a flash.

Okay, someone sent this to me and i found it really funny, read on y'all

Assume you are a girl if you are a boy)

It's your first time. As you lie back your

muscles tighten. You put him

off for a while searching for an excuse, but he;

refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.

He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.

He has had more experience, but it's the first

time his finger has found

the right place. He probes deeply and you shiver;

your body tenses; but

he's gentle like he promised he'd be. He looks

deeply within your eyes

and tells you to trust him - he's done this many

times before. His cool

smile relaxes you and you open wider to give him;

more room for an easy entrance.You begin to plead and beg him to hurry,

but he slowly takes his

time, wanting to cause you as little pain as

possible. As he presses;closer, going deeper, you feel the tissue give

way; pain surges throughout

your body and you feel the slight trickle of

blood as he continues. He

looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too

painful.Your eyes are

filled with tears but you shake your head and nod

for him to go on. He

begins going in and out with skill but you are

now too numb to feel him

within you. After a few moments, you feel

something bursting within you and

he pulls it out of you, you lay panting, glad to

have it over. He looks

at you and smiling warmly, tells you, with a

chuckle; that you have been

his most stubborn yet most rewarding experience.

You smile and thank your

dentist. After all,it was your first time to have

a tooth pulled.



Naughty, Naughty !

What were you thinkin' ?


I know what you were thinking!








It is a dentist!!!

Wallet[contains my money, cards, bus pass etc]
Candy
House keys
Lip gloss, face powder[ dat sort of thing]
Hand cream
Pepper spray[yea, i need it]
a lil comb
Address book
Cell Phone
sometimes, i have some extra jewelries[just in case ]

Can't date a younger guy, i'll feel like i'm in charge and that's not me;i'm can't be comfortable in that situation and i don't want it to be that way between the both of us. i like my men older[if it comes to dat].

Ok, i don't understand yoruba, but i like the beat and i'll definitely log into the radio station again to listen to it. I couldn't listen to all the complete songs[ plays for a while and then stops], but i liked it so far. Thanks Mycutiepie, u're a darling  @ Diva, waz happenin girl 

What beauty will do has not even started yet, iono y some women just aren't content with what they'got, now see the result.

I luv them and Starburst too, those are good n chewy, ooh i need to get one now

i kind of agree with ya list especially cossy, but i like Jim  , that was funny 

Luckily i don't have those, brushing helps  but i seriously need to cut down on candy, i'm havin a Maltesers rt now 

London

@ K2DaC Thanks hon, aww he's so cute

k, cool. meanwhile *singin* i'm sprung, out to get me, gat me doin things i'll never do if you ain't been i'm tellin you, i'm sprung out to get me, got me doin things i'll never do, if you ain't been i'm tellin you, you'll do, you'll do, you'll do, you'll do, you'll do...........*singin*

Now i get it, used to watch the program when i was back home. they scare the hell out of me.

I hear you can find lost friends, families, almost anyone you're lookin for there

cushman:
...true love has died with romeo and juliet.

I think it exists and i believe in it, i don't agree with that.

He is foine, i don't care what u say. dude is cute  pls post more pics if u're bored, make it noice

at least he's better than Ramsey don't worry, u'll be fine

I ain't playin, i'm serious

No yawa, i totally understand, was just jokin. i'm a sweet tooth and i alwayz have candy around me i have to pull out a tooth, but i still don't care. my love for candy is strong.

don't make me talk o

You got that one right  shake it like a salt shaker goodguy

K2DaC:
what?? ugh t pain is ugly even lil jon looks better thats a fact i wish i could show u a pic rii nah

Gurl, don't let me start o, who's lil jon compared to t-pain. T-pain is sexy, made me believe that dem guyz with dreads are still cute. have you seen his video, dude is too cute, it hurts. Anywayz, u seem to like Ramsey, so i get it. but hey, don't confuse urself o, T-Pain is cute.

layi:
U'll look better if u grew up in d better countries. The weather and stress here is killin (uglyrizing).


I can't get my hand on his picture. His name is Walter sha. Top Nigerian Models know him. I don't really know where he is now.
He made me believe a man can be pretty

I agree with you on that one tho, but not on everything, n i'm too tired to argue. Meanwhile, i'mma search for Walter , lemme see wat he's working with. @ Uglyrizing

keep shakin ya head k

omogenikky:
Cousin + Cousin = Idiot children like European royal families.

Features become pronounced eg long noses, madness, ugliness etc

you even gave them features too