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elari: . . . me thinks Omotola dos

hmmm...yeah id have to agree but omotola is married so i dont look at her bottom lustfully

Sanusi my boy...it is well I have forgiven thee...now enter into the State House...here we have real persian rugs and italian leather...u should get some for your constituency in Kano...

dont worry maybe after 2019 ur ilk can sniff the italian leather up close....

tosyne2much: Enters thread==> read the post bt found it difficult to comprehend due to d grammars==> shook my head ==> Pee on Op's head==> walks out of thread

are u not the same clown that types G on all post so someday u maybe first to comment...

the Devil is bored of playing ludo with your destiny

MissGdope: So I've been thinking bout this and I just wanted to hear what other people think of this.
Yesterday, two people got married. They're not my friends or anything but I know them and the shocker is they are just 16 years old. I thought I was going crazy cos everyone was supporting them. Don't get me wrong, I'm happy for them but I think it's absolutely ridiculous to be getting married at that age. They say it's true love but can't love wait??Gosh!!
Anways what do u think?

(by the way I live in the UK)

ofcourse u live in the UK....where else would this happen

i think its okay tbh...as their both 16

but i doubt they would last long

independent lady...pls try afghanistan, sambisa, gaza, or sudan


not in this Nigeria


sorry bro

rABBISH

Expect Beyoncé to post a staged Instagram photo of herself and hubby Jay Z any minute now, because things between the couple have never been worse.

A close pal of the hip-hop power couple says Bey and Jay are being advised to play up their happy family act for the paparazzi and on social media, despite the collapse of their marriage. They will release a joint statement addressing the rumors in late September, once their current tour wraps, the friend says.

women are always tryna change the unchangeable


then they start complaining after marriage


my dear changing something is not possible, things only adapt...he will adapt to your nagging for a while and then when he has bed u finish, the wizkid abi oritsefemi abi burnaboy abi phyno hair do will return

Idrismusty97: They have issued travel warnings against Israel too. It's not a new thing. Israel own is even worst, Some international airlines have cancels flights to and from Israel. Nigeria can issue their own travel warning to certain countries too if they like. That wouldn't stop real business men and women from coming to this country. Money conquers all!

i was so surprised when some foreign investors told me they are still proceeding with an investment in Abuja...that they are long term investors

and here i am looking for a fine sidechick that will collect 30k per month

this life is not fair

tell your babe to PM me abeg

dude you dont need a woman...you need money

women in lagos dont go for men

they go for men with money

i hear its even worse in places like abj and ph

if u want a woman to love you for you, pls relocate to a developed country where poverty and suffering hasnt sucked the soul out of their ladies

if u dont love your wife anymore, why are u still with her...did they superglue the two of you together...

dont worry na...stay and be looking...your wife doesnt cook or bear children...this is the feminist dream

somebody call chimamanda adichie...she will be overjoyed

Otunbakay: So! Where do you live?....Slums of Ajegunle....I guess

lol...not at all...why so bitter bro?

have u eaten today

look man cheer up its just like i tell ppl like u when they are feeling down and feel the need to diss their betters, why not take all that negative energy, locate your nearest transformer and give it a big hug...

Otunbakay: How did you know she has the sweetest arse in Nollywood, you don taste am? Even if you do, how many have you tasted in Nollywood? Just asking oo





I think it is more appropriate to say she is the most appealling instead of the word sweet. ( That na your own opinion oo!)

semantics is all about geography sometimes...

some people in oshodi may misconstrue what i meant, but the guys Stateside would get it..

needless to say...its not everything u see that u quote

she has the sweetest arse in Nollywood

men these guys are bastards...see them shouting alla huaqbar

like allah can hear them

fuckshit: when she FÜCKING loses interest, no more FÜCKING excitement when you call, when that FÜCKING joy she feels when you call is no longer FÜCKING there any more, that FÜCKING happiness you hear in her voice when you FÜCKING call.
when the FÜCKING number of calls she FÜCKING makes to you FÜCKING reduces.

the FÜCKING pings reduces
the FÜCKING whatsapp chat reduces
theses are some of the FÜCKING signs she's FÜCKING cheating on you.
O! yes & not forgetting, when she spends more time on FÜCKING NL than with you

it was one heck of a heartbreak huh...keep calm and look for the more fish in the sea

she has a lot of new stuff u didnt buy for her

if your boyfriends schlong is working, then he is a potential candidate

You see a kermit meme and you rush to share it with the people you love

onstelly: Pls where can I find them, in heaven I guess

babe dont mind the liar...all men cheat...we need to stop lying to you guys so u will have manageable expectations and stop losing your ish when your man simply answers the call of nature

sAUCE PLEASE activatenigeria

somebody tell diezani that even with mansion in Austria, there is no guarantee one might live forever

krall: taaaa!!!! Mummy like you

lol u don jam arugbo ojo

Tallesty1: I know a mad man's post when I see it.

what a shrewd observer...i wasnt always a mad man u know...i was normal once

Bless

is it your business?

But na lie sha

bros na the economy o

i carry one unilag babe go Browns Cafe, na so she tell me say, "if only my friends could see me now"

I was like "what do you mean"

she said "if only they can see what im eating now, they'd be green with envy"


bros we need to have a marshall plan for Naija babes wey deir papa and deir boyfys dey mess up

bot101: hehehe. . . that's what u get when u challenge d oga at the top.

d guy bit more than he can chew

i guess he was feeling like an ex-force man and thought Jonathan is a bloody civilian

As imagined by Scribble

prophetone: The problem is she has become too comfortable with me and now waltzes around the house in a hairnet and no make-up. Sometimes in nothing but my shirt which could be sexy but it gets old. Sometimes I just want to see her in a nightie or corset or something flirty. I mean I'm a man and we are moved by sight like women are moved by words. We almost had a fight yesterday cos I told her point blank to let down her hair (which I absolutely love) and wear some panties.

because looking sexy is hard work and some women are point blank lazy....they feel once they have that man in their hands, they can be lazy, but the average man will just start looking outside all over again

but dude buy her lingerie, she may not have a vast wardrobe