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tinubu looks like the evil koba from planet of the apes

Sowl: The last thing i want his any peaceful wellwishes from a zombie..... I think i would pass,i would rather have an oracle priest wish me goodtidings because he as a mind of his own and his much more enlightened than you are.

May God grant your request

teeblazer: If you know it, start counting... or start your own thread for OAU. Mentally challenged people and IBM, Cisco and Microsoft is employing them. I did not say OAU is not great, they are but stop hating CU!.

Pls leave the ignoramus. They are typical Nigerians will always find a way to hate what they're too slowpoke to understand.

I know ppl who went to CU and employees Unilag oau grads. How old is cu? How old is Ife?

No need to pick fight with them over envy and foolishness.

i like dark big booty girls o







but my babe is yellow




if i could turn back the hands of time

rastamouse: Ladies always do half shakes. Firm grip shapes are for guys

u expect that jakande schooled tard to know that how?

Yungwizzzy: runs babe get class, use Samsung galaxy, earn 20k above

ASHAWO na #300 use Nokia torchlight fone

ok but their job is similar

Yungwizzzy: not runs babe

ASHAWO

theres a difference?

Yungwizzzy: I have this customer, that do me very well

I just discovered I'm in love with her

should I go ahead??

u wont be the first guy or the last guy dude...do you know how many dudes are unknowingly and knowingly dating runs babes

first thing i commend freeze for ever

farano: Wash the tomatoes and blend alongside the fresh pepper. Boil for few minutes, lets say 2 - 4 minutes , and pour the tomato paste into a sieve and allow to sieve out the water. It wouldn't leak if you pour gently.

The secret of losing the sour taste is in the sieve of the tomatoes and frying with lots of oil which could be filtered out after frying. It works perfectly for me.

u want to kill ur husband with oil abi

adbokus: A wayward one too..perhaps a weak theatrical facade to buy sm rep here..u rant alot too, u might just be mistaken here smday 4 an asinine...ur case is closd nw!

when her husby doesnt give her attention at home

she is looking for same on NL na

ppl have to attain fulfillment somehow

Kanwulia: Na which kain OBSESSION be dis wan?
Please, stop addressing me. I don't do 'NAIJA' SKANKY BAT-'CHA'-LORS!
I am bored with your azzzze.
Thank you!

Move! Bachelor BOY!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUE_EuXm7j0

same way u bored with your husband abi?

maybe u need female companionship

Kanwulia: Hmmmm!
See competition for cyber marriages o!
Like I stated earlier. . . Please GO AND MARRY FIRST!

why are u so eager to see ppl unhappy in marriage like you

chei bitter damaged goods everywhere...

oya what has your husband done...

is he simply screwing other babes?

has he abdicated his responsibilities?

does he no longer find you attractive?

What is really the issue here? cos u dont sound like u love him anymore?

why are u in a loveless marriage? shame? waiting for a financial windfall?

Kanwulia: I nor fit argue with you.
GO AND MARRY FIRST. . . STAY 5 YEARS INSIDE. . .then come back and make noise!
Till them. . . please. . .SHATTAP!

Get ready to be 'managed' or get 'damaged'!

ppl like u are unbelievable...see as u carry ur damaged marriage for head like say na broken calabash filled with anointing oil

madam listen and listen good, so if i've been dating for 7 years and living with the same babe, that one is what carriage abi?

how long did u guys date before u "married" that after 5 years u r already ready to be unmarried

Nigerian women and their silly rush to marry instead of them to be very sure, they just want the status symbol of a wedding ring...hope ur ring is still shining at least...

see this story this morning on LIB about one babe only married 3 weeks and hubby already cheating...

Kanwulia: Very fulfilled o. . . .
TO BOREDOM KPA KPA!
Na only 'insurance' money as RETIREMENT BENEFITS we dey wait for. . . as kpe who go die f'O'rst!
You go and try ya luck!
Abi you see my azzze for 'romance section' likey ya own?

lol...when i saw ur first post i just knew it was igbo tinz sha....

dating an igbo girl meself...will marry her soon

but u do realize our generation has unrealistic expectations towards marriage

what makes it worse is being with someone who ur just managing

really feel sorry for u...maybe ur soulmate was across the bridge where u feared to tread

biko just manage the guy u hear, some day maybe u will accidentally fall into some excitement beyond NL goofing around kwa

The Patrick Sawyer guy that brought Ebola to our country was a US citizen.

Our doctor contracted the virus trying to save him.

Obama has summoned our leader to USA, he better give them the cure.

I advice Nigerians to boycott all things and businesses American so we can push our message across.

How can they be sitting on the damn cure whilst we die like chickens?

Kanwulia: Yessssssoh!
But not from ACROSS THE BRIDGE OF SORROW AND WIFE-KILLERSZZZZZ!!!
Thank our ancestors!

u sound real fulfilled in ur marriage....

Chimamanda Adichie be praised

SpcAgtOko: $300

and ur not grateful


this is the problem with nigerian women

i guys have entitlement mentality

most of the men giving women absurd sums of money steal it from the public purse

effectively you are part of the problem

too many Nigerian women married to 419, yahoo yahoo, ritualists, corrupt politicians etc

una well done

Tucees: See them? Ok na okro soup with ivoko (crab) I give am! Satisfied?

lol u have crabs

y would any guy pay 3 million for crabs?

if i love her yes

God will protect us all.

funny thread...

these kind of kids are just in the wrong system and will thrive in the ones that fit them eventually

the proverbial black sheep

they always rise like the midget from game of thrones but still you can advise the parents to be as harsh as Daddy Lannister

dont spare the rod

Blame neither male nor female. Blame konji

Sike: please how did you save picture on instagram?

i took a screen shot with a very decent phone

what kind of phone do u use

Largas: If you like a guy, I don't understand why you should play hard-to-get.
Just give him signal, if he takes a step towards you, make the whole process go smoothly for eachother.
A guy that truly loves you won't dump you if you give him signal and are suitable to him.

It is all about using your brain that you will avoid being dumped or called cheap in a relationship, not by playing hard-to-get.

women have hard their heart trifled with in university by bad boys so they now think all men are like that. basically the jerks of their yesteryears make it tough for the gentlemen...

especially if she is very attractive and was "easy" before, this is the most surefire way to elevate her defense mechanism and would be loverboys suffer

its basically due to the immature men that handle women when their trust is still up. Its very annoying but at times you have to persist with a woman you are head over heels for and hope one day you will overcome the walls of Jericho and ride into the pleasure pudding triumphant, majestic, and celebrated.

Largas: If you like a guy, I don't understand why you should play hard-to-get.
Just give him signal, if he takes a step towards you, make the whole process go smoothly for eachother.
A guy that truly loves you won't dump you if you give him signal and are suitable to him.

It is all about using your brain that you will avoid being dumped or called cheap in a relationship, not by playing hard-to-get.

women have hard their heart trifled with in university by bad boys so they now think all men are like that. basically the jerks of their yesteryears make it tough for the gentlemen...

especially if she is very attractive and was "easy" before, this is the most surefire way to elevate her defense mechanism and would be loverboys suffer

its basically due to the immature men that handle women when their trust is still up. Its very annoying but at times you have to persist with a woman you are head over heels for and hope one day you will overcome the walls of Jericho and ride into the pleasure pudding triumphant, majestic, and celebrated.

ah i must talk

Kanwulia: I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE #9 !!!!!!
Sorry, I can't live with ANY MAN UNDER THE SAME ROOF!!!!
Especially, A NIGERIAN one!!!
VERRRRRRRRRRRRY DRYYYYYYY, BORRRRRRRRING AND SUFFOCATING!
Please, VISIT YA CHILDREN AND GO!!!! ME NO GET IM TIME TOO!
I gaaatz NO PATIENCE for egotistical MEGALOMANIACS!!!!
I don pass all that to "Cherish and Hold" stage tey tey!!!
TUFIAKWA!!!!!
We fit jam for party! I don't like to share my BED OR BATHROOM!!!!!
I love my space!!!!!!

have you married an igbo man before or are you currently married to one? #justasking

and as for, @yomieluv even God knows no man born of a woman can satisfy a woman 100%, there is no perfect. And it is vice versa.

EVERYBODY has at least one character flaw...and it always rears its ugly head.

God give us the grace to find someone that will love each and everyone of us Flaws and All.

Spoken like a true General Husband. The Caring Type. o/

Sike just kidding.

That can never happen in our society.


Corrupt people, corrupt government.

liberty300: you fuc*ing sadist, you are happy because akwa ibom would get attacked, shey? Well bad news buddy, nothin's like that Is going to happen, you freaking psychopath

i agree. Akpabio is the only known Boko Haram in Akwa Ibom and when its election season, the guy turns up the heat.

he recently threatened to kill anyone not anointed who will try for "his throne" in 2015.

Akpabio wan chop security vote