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Realhommie:
Same here. It's fulfilling, nothing beats it.

There's this sense of indescribable joy that comes with it bro.

God please when it's time for marriage, just give me a woman like me.
No time for any photoshoot

Pettyprincess:
No nd never!!! Dating a nairaland guy is a no no for me!!

Don't be too sure. That your boyfriend might be a nairalander lowkey

You're not convinced yet but she had a second child for you abi?
You are not a serious man who gives excuses for his failures

Okay. Good for her
Her husband is not complaining then who the hell am i?

I don't know about you but there's this inner peace I get when i know i am able to help someone.

oshe11:
Evening Bro

Its like na Suarez wan chop the Hattrick

Too bad he didn't get much time to do that

oshe11:
Lol

I know that feeling, but Local Man is mastering his Control
Chilled Water and Suya/Grilled Fish does it for Me......

Don't fancy Yoghurt that much

Enjoy my brother. We won't get out alive after all.
Good evening to you.

Freemanbobble:
Osimhen. That sounds like the name of one palm wine tapper in uromi abi agenebode
Nigerians nor even dey get sweet football names
You hear something like Griezmann Messi Ronaldo Abrahimovich

My guy why you come get low self-esteem like this na?

caprini1:
On current form and what Liverpool and Chelsea did in Europe last season,with Arsenal and Tottenham,English league is the king fir now.

Which dirty Arsenal and Tottenham

Guy no make me laugh abeg

Suspect33:
Ronaldo is a beast, but on his current form, he's no match for Messi

Okay. You win. I don't have strength this night

oshe11:
One of my best combos but Ah don stop to take Alcohol

It's good though. So it's gonna be hollandia and suya

I don quit too but i'm just mortal and sometimes before you say Jack Robinson, local man is already holding a green bottle

Suspect33:
last season

It's like you just started watching champions league last season abi?

Let the wailing begin
Hahaha... Liverpool na scam

Suspect33:
Messi's masterclass coming up in the second half, even after missing almost half the season, we all know Messi will outscore CR and the whole Real Madrid squad, he's that good

How many times Messi don outscore CR7 for champions league?
Do we still need to teach you history?

oshe11:
Na chilled bottle water sure pass for Me

Lol... you no go like chilled Heineken and pepper soup
This kind combo dey go well for champions league games

oshe11:
You for say Fredrick

My guy take one bottle of Krest and enjoy the match.

fecta:
Chai, see as that guy disgraced van dijk, twitter will light up on fire today, a whole Van dijk chai.

Van dijk Bettrr score to wash this sight from our minds

No be human being him be?

Him yansh don dey open small small na.

oshe11:
Messi to Score Hattrick

Stake Ur GF's life on it

Hat trick ko.. Patrick ni

stankelz:
not today.he's not gonna score

You say whaaa?

Rasbel:
lol. Someone even said the points should have been donated to charity.

I swear bro

Rasbel:
I did. The match between clubs with no future ambitions. Rashford is just a quantity to me. Nothing surprises me about his play. See Gnabry today

Both teams should have just lost yesterday.

Bestbeelieve:
lols....Spurs played well and missed lots of chances. and their keeper is just a basket.

Played well how biko?? I wonder how a team will concede 7 goals and you said they played well.

I'll rather play rubbish and thump my opponent with this kind of scoreline

Shey Bayern Munich players go make heaven like this?
Me: Pochettino what's the update at the White Hart lane

Pochettino: My brother e fit reach 8 o

Me:

Danielz19:
for dat big nose to be first choice striker for manu still dey confuse me till nw..

That nose dey collect like 4 people air at once.

He's English so na normal thing for am to get favours upandan. So them sell Lukaku because of the guy.

josh005:
Chai!! See finishing

No be lie my brother.

Rasbel:
Rashford is better than lewy in some areas like looking clueless on the pitch, playing like he's being forced to and running around like a headless chicken

Lol.. did you watch yesterday's match.
He was shy of the 18 yards box. Even nowadays virgins no dey shy like that.
I thought he's still a student him no dey get home work to do??

Wiseyoungman889:
Favor? Not really i can't think of any.
I don't wanna be seen as a bragado but i have done alot for him even money wey e dey borrow and i don't even ask him back cos i know it's not worth it and most of the time e no get cos if e get you go know through e doings.

I gats clear am to discharge when i see say e no wan gree use em brain if e dey carry am for mind na e matter o na still my guy

I hail you

That's why we're guys, we help our niggaz without thinking about it.

Just dey give am OT make him too dey sabi how e dey go.
OT is very important for a guy not to possess.

I fling greetings give you too my bro

Wiseyoungman889:
Favor? Not really i can't think of any.
I don't wanna be seen as a bragado but i have done alot for him even money wey e dey borrow and i don't even ask him back cos i know it's not worth it and most of the time e no get cos if e get you go know through e doings.

I gats clear am to discharge when i see say e no wan gree use em brain if e dey carry am for mind na e matter o na still my guy

I hail you

That's why we're guys, we help our niggaz without thinking about it.

Just dey give am OT make him too dey sabi how e dey go.
OT is very important for a guy not to possess

patoski39:
show me whr I compare dem

I never said you compared them.

Talking about Lewandowski and thinking about Trashfraud at the same point in time is a sin

I'm done talking about the numerous problems we face as a people.

My friend will say "say Nigeria go better na poor man prayer, and him go die with him prayer point"

patoski39:
Lewandowski!!!!!!!

beta striker,, no b like dat overrated ponk head wey dae wear no.10 for my team..

Lewandowski and the thought of Trashfraud shouldn't be in the same sentence.
I beg you in the name of the God you serve.