₦airaland Forum

AhlexOfficial:
2 Decades and the rest is grace
If you know you know

It's pathetic.
A friend's younger brother died at 16. The young boy suffered while alive. God bless and accept his young soul.

daewoorazer:
The fact that you begged them not to punish her means you are a nonentity.

1. Africa is in shambles today because we disobey the rule of law. Another reason is we rate morals over rule of law too.

Ohhhh, he is an adult, pardon him. Ohhh, he is a rich man, pardon him..
Ohhhh, the holy book said we shall not revenge..

If you do the crime, you must do the time. It doesn’t mean you’re weak or going to hellfire, it’s just a deterrent to other Slayqueens in the future. Now that said, other girls will probably not be scared to pull a fake rape alarm in the nearest future.

2. Where was ur brain when u were thinking your act of supposed kindness (telling them not to punish her) was connected to you getting a job thereafter? Like it’s some supernatural way of compensating u? Hahaha

3. Thank your stars it happened in the estate, if u were probably living in the slum where pple are always hungry/angry and no time to set up some Committee, your balls would have been cut off.


I hope you were the one who actually learnt a lesson or 2

I wouldn't have typed your numbers 1 and 3 any better.
I skipped two because i believe whatever you believe can work for you.

I'll do basically anything right now for my siblings to eat. I can go hungry

Hopefully this doesn't last too long and get to the point where people would choose to die either from hunger or the virus.

DModeCntStopMe:
It's recorded not that it looks recorded
Didn't you see how abruptly it ended

This is preposterous.

The man no want look up. Him dey read am like a 15 year old getting a reply to the love letter he wrote his crush.

Why does this look like a recorded broadcast to me?

Men poverty is evil, that's all i can say. I don't want to start writing my story because i never make am yet

Gofwane:
If there is one thing I'm fvcking sure of, It's that you will still relapse.

Please don't put that all up in his face.

Just encourage him, at least he's trying to redeem whatever is left of himself

If it seems like i don't have anything to thank God for again, i just remember the kind boys my mama born then i start thanking God all over again.

See wetin adult male type....tueh.
Lord in heaven knows i so much hate men who behave like this dude.

James makes it 2

Let's do it lads

Man you complain too much.
If all man begin write him own problems, Nairaland go shut down. Pick up whatever is left of your life and move on. This pity game won't do you no good. I pray you find peace.

These two above us please don't let it end in tears o

Dantedasz:
I give up,if that is the only thing you could pull out of all I wrote.
My bad because I actually wanted to write Sterling.

Lol... you want use me shine??
Don't work yourself for nothing. You were basically talking about goal scorers in the write-up, just admit it.

BTW, Sterling will not give you 20-25 goals now.
Moreover, Rashford could have easily been 18+ goals right now and probably go past the 20 goals at the end of the season if not for his injury.

Your sins are forgiven.... Go and sin no more.

Dantedasz:
If you want to win the league you need a proven goal scorer that can get you 20-25 goals a season. Right now United does not have a striker that can do that!
This is why Sir Alex Ferguson went out of his way in his last season to sign a proven goalscorer in Robin Van Persie from rivals Arsenal at all cost.
The great United teams of yore had proven goal scorers in Cristiano Ronaldo,Wayne Rooney,Carlos Tevez, Ruud Van Nistelroy, Dwight Yorke,Teddy Sheringham,Andy Cole and Dimitir Berbatov.
Right now Liverpool have Sallah and Mane. While City have Aguero and De Bruyne.
I repeat Martial,Rashford and Ighalo can NOT give this United team 20-25 goals needed to win the league.

Will De Bruyne give you 20-25 goals?

Reussite:
9 straight unbeaten games for United!
OGS has done a double on Pep( home & away) & on Lampard likewise.
United is the new husband of Man City with Chelsea our first wife.
Pep has lost 7 games this season that should be his worst league game record & yea Liverpool has 2 more games to be crowned champions.
OGS got this one right!

10 bro

What a perfect way to start the week .

yanabasee:
Had asked this girl out for a long time and she finally gave in. Then I decided. we go on a date...

Fixed the day and I was tensed and nervous.... Never been on a date for about 10years.


On that day, had me dressed to kill and I set out to the spot.... She was right there... So I excused her to make orders.... And the waiter whispered that she had made orders on me and that she was waiting for me to come to pay off so she'd balance up and go off...


I was curious and I asked how much, she said, N8,000. So I asked to know what she took to that amount. The waiter said she ordered for herself and her previous date before me...


I excused the waiter, went back to her and she started acting up all loving and tried to sweet tongue me into paying for her previous date out...

I smiled and told her I wasn't going to pay... then I left disappointed.

Wait.... this is a joke right?

Forgive me OP, you came across as one of those fresh secondary school graduates who just got a job in a bet9ja shop.
For girl to come dey find you everyday for work.

Mhen some guys dey try sha.

A very silly boss. There are different reasonable measures he should have applied.
The judge even had patience to hear the case.

Is the man pregnant too?

gentlegenius:
Really? You forget you problems for 90 mins?
I think it depends on which team you support.
Football can actually make you happy for 90 mins but not when you support a club like Man U.

Your cup of tea man.

proclinician:
This one lasts longer. Take

Hahaha.
Thanks but I'll pass

YorubaKinging:
How will Nigerians cope..
I mean the youths
When the time comes, that they cut all your life supports
Your Internet, electricity, satellite transmission, and you're under a martial law..
All these things is going to happen soon

Football is the least of your problems
The one they played 20 years ago... How did it change your life

Of all the problems in Nigeria, football is your own abi?
So we should kill ourselves because Nigeria is a failed state? Football actually makes us forget our problems for 90 minutes.

Man Utd are not that bad considering the match stats. Hopefully they go for the kill in the second half with 1 or 2 changes.

Most of these dangerous viral diseases are biological weapons.

tosinosam:
don't know why am supporting man u to win today... may be its because of ighalo... I want to see him perform.. Africa to d world.

He ain't in the starting line-ups

Liliyann:
I only see a beautiful woman that is not shy about her own body!
We've got to appreciate our body coz you don't expect a guy to worship your body if you ain't even comfortable with your own skin!
I applaud your boldness ma'am!!
Most ladies/ women would want to do sth similar but are scared of the society!
Celebrate yourself coz no one will!!!

Why you no dey walk around naked na?

Kylekent59:
It is very uncalled for bashing he.


He already admitted he's done bad.

He is forgiven.

It is very difficult for human beings to admit, especially Nigerians.

A lady stepped on me, I kept quiet. She did it the second time, I kept quiet. She did it for the third time, and I told her she had stepped on me thrice, did you know what she did?

She hissed, frowned her face and eyed me saying, " is that why you are barking"

I kept mute, shook my head twice and kept quiet.

It was the other ladies sitting behind, and in my front that told me to forget and move on.

Then after that, I saw tears rolling from her eyes and I asked her why the tears?

She replied, " the way they are begging you made me feel more guilty, please forgive me"

I told her I forgave her immediately she replied back at me.


So, it is good to always admit our wrongs.

Alaye wehdone sir!!!