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Not too funny, Try again!!

Haha. The dude is a real hustler.

LoL @ 7, 19 and 11

Thanx !!

Have Fun and Learn!!

Evolution is NOT REAL!! I DO NOT CARE WHAT SCIENTIST SAY!!

If Gay people find themeselves in heaven, Then Adolf Hitler is probably hangin out with Moses.

LOL at abasifio

Feministic:
I agree, since gay people are a peaceful minority that have no effect on anyone but themselves.

While Christian church goers are generally misogynist, hypocritical, elitist, sexist , conformist bullies, that love power and dominance more then they do their beloved sky "god".

But they need a shroud right now, and if they have to go to church to be recognized then hey,

[b]someone pass the wine [/b]

Why dont the muslims stay in their corner? hmmm.

good job

I am not married but I am on my 3rd Boyfriend.

If this man is not gonna put You first, You have no right getting marry to him.

Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?

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Dispatcher: 911 What is your emergency?
Caller: Someone broke into my house and took a bite out of my ham and cheese sandwich.
Dispatcher: Excuse me?
Caller: I made a ham and cheese sandwich and left it on the kitchen table and when I came back from the bathroom, someone had taken a bite out of it.
Dispatcher: Was anything else taken?
Caller: No, but this has happened to me before and I'm sick and tired of it!

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Dispatcher: 911
Caller: Yeah, I'm having trouble breathing. I'm all out of breath. Darn, I think I'm going to pass out.
Dispatcher: Sir, where are you calling from?
Caller: I'm at a pay phone. North and Foster.
Dispatcher: ! Sir, an ambulance is on the way. Are you an asthmatic?
Caller: No
Dispatcher: What were you doing before you started having trouble breathing?
Caller: Running from the Police.

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Dispatcher: 911 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.

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Dispatcher: 911 What's the nature of your emergency?
Caller: My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart
Dispatcher: Is this her first child?
Caller: No, you idiot! This is her husband!

I can tell the priest was black. Good Job!!

They are always looking for a scapegoat to blame their problems on. What more do you want the government to do. Blacks say the most racist stuff about white people but When a white person says it back, Its Racism. Affirmitive Action is a bitch to the other races. Watch an episode of Comic View on BET, they say the nastiest things about White People. If A white Man says it then Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton gonna hold a Rally.

I know but that Lady from CNN Black in America try to blame it on school conditions. WTF!!

forgive him and move on!!

Shit is Lame!!

I understand that teachers is at fault sometimes but They are not the ones to blame.

Did you watch the part on Blacks In America where that black lady try to say that the reason that Inner City kids are not involved in school is because The Schools are horrible and they do not have many resources.

I have a few question 4 her,

1. Who Do you want to fix it? ^{white man from the boards of education}
2. My school last year was in pretty good shape but some AA Did not attend school. Who is that to blame?

I am not a Nigerian but I think it is the government right to protect and establish the country. Not The Citizen.

That is the main reason everyone is trying to Leave Liberia. The damn country do not seem to be improving.

I feel bad for the Blacks in China. They can not do anything about it.

@ miss diva

Its not the teachers fault. I graduated from a diverse high school last year. My AA friend Quan did not graduate. All that Girl did was smoke weed all they. She use to missed 3 weeks of school in a row. Who fault is it? Her's or the teacher?

Blacks in America have more opportunity then anyone in the world. Yet they do not take advantage of it. What more do you want the "White Men to do? He give You free education, Affirmative action, Laws to protect your rights and They sit down and do not take advantage of it. Then they wonder why many AA do not graduate. They have no excuse.

I did everything You said.

He better go into a Coma and let his family accept his checks.

I read it twice. Nice ONE!!

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=154687.msg2563874#msg2563874 date=1217133242]true some stereotypes are base on real ideas but black people i don't think are all that bad as people make it seem. at least not all of them.[/quote]I love Black People but some are just too damn stupid. How the hell can they live in America where education is free and still decide not to go to school. When they grow up they will amount to nothing and Blame it on the white men.

Black people are the largest race with HIV. Take a look at BETs Hell Date. They are all freaks. They make nasty shows like Flavor of Love and they show Him having sex with many women he do not even know. How is this helping the black society?

CNN Blacks in America should be re-named African Americans in America. We Africans do not live like that. We try to better ourselves.We Do not sit around and smoke weed all they.

THEY NEED TO DO BETTER!!

Her Family just lost a loveone due to some idiot stupidity.

Message to all the murderers out there: If You are sick with life, do us all a favor and kill yourself. Not someone else Child.

[quote author=naija_diva link=topic=154687.msg2563843#msg2563843 date=1217131676]i'm not saying this as an excuse because its not. sometimes i see how people act rudely towards black people and of course black people being already an aggresive bunch are going to show you something. like the police for example. i live in a pretty much all black area but they have white police officers and "some" black serving our district and let me tell you, them officers don't play. you're walking down the street minding your business and all of a sudden they want to see an id, for what. i had to show my id a couple of time. when i go to the station, its worst. they stop those that they think"look" like criminals and ask for id. i ain't going to lie, sometimes the black people give them attitude and then the next thing you know, they're calling for back up.[/quote]Its the stereotype created by our own Black people.