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Is this topic late?

lol!!!

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=46064.msg2570895#msg2570895 date=1217269301]@ Poster

You forgot about HOLY SHIT

This type of shit is that shit that feels so good, you never want to leave the toilet.


Although I must say, this is one shitty thread!![/quote]I have that sometimes too. I makes me feel so good.

Genesis 32:21-32. "So went the present over before him: and himself lodged that night in the company. 22 And he rose up that night, and took his two wives, and his two womenservants, and his eleven sons, and passed over the ford Jabbok. 23 And he took them, and sent them over the brook, and sent over that he had. 24 And Jacob was left alone; and there wrestled a man with him until the breaking of the day. 25 And when he saw that he prevailed not against him, he touched the hollow of his thigh; and the hollow of Jacob's thigh was out of joint, as he wrestled with him. 26 And he said, Let me go, for the day breaketh. And he said, I will not let thee go, except thou bless me. 27 And he said unto him, What is thy name? And he said, Jacob. 28 And he said, Thy name shall be called no more Jacob, but Israel: for as a prince hast thou power with God and with men, and hast prevailed. 29 And Jacob asked him, and said, Tell me, I pray thee, thy name. And he said, Wherefore is it that thou dost ask after my name? And he blessed him there. 30 And Jacob called the name of the place Peniel: for I have seen God face to face, and my life is preserved. 31 And as he passed over Penuel the sun rose upon him, and he halted upon his thigh. 32 Therefore the children of Israel eat not of the sinew which shrank, which is upon the hollow of the thigh, unto this day: because he touched the hollow of Jacob's thigh in the sinew that shrank."


Can someone explain this Story to Me?

I thought no one could see God Face and Live but yet Jacob wrestle with Him.

Please answer Huxley!!

If You go to heaven, U DO NOT RETURN!!

I usually have the second waze shit and The Spinal Tap Shit!!

Stupid Chicka!!

OK!! She get it.

I am up and Breathing!!

Who cares?

I am sorry but I deserve the crown.

How is this funny?

It is nasty and stupid.

I fail. You Got me!!

I take your crown and place it on my head. I am the new winner.

she meant overthere.

ooops. sorry

be happy!!

Where Can i start,

The most ridiculous thing my real dad did to me was to abandon me and my mother when i was 1 year old. He came back at the age of 12 to let me know that he was my real father after all those years of me growing up thinking my step dad was my real dad. He came to me at my school in Liberia, brought me food and told me the whole story. I moved to The states and never talked to him since. I am looking forward to the day I re-unite with him again.

The most ridiculous thing my step dad ever did to me was To run behind me butt naked after I mistakenly enter the bathroom with him in it. I did not know that he was taking a bath. The bathroom was dark and I wanted to pee. Keep in mind that my step dad was Ghanaian and had a great temper.

@ dreeldee


Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

They must have been really desperate.

That is not fair.

Haha.