₦airaland Forum

umm. i think i will grab the towel first. the baby aint gon die.

hare:
if i can swear right now my mama has beaten me 2 coma in front of the whole school it was a painful thing guess what i did they saw playing chess which they mistook for a draft board it wasnt funny

haha. my mother whipped my brother butt naked infront of the whole school in liberia because he stole 100 liberian dollars.

I wish i was there to see it. how is your ass?

at kobo

i know the NHS put you on a long waiting list but if america adopted free healthcare this probably wont happen. There are many hospitals in the US. Plus, the american laws are more tighter than the UK laws.

plus, for all those who say that american healthcare sucks this is for you.

In america, its against the law for any hospital to refuse treatment to a patient. Even if you dont have insurance or whatever. Last Month, my little brother got a cut in his head and was bleeding. My mother took him to the emergency room that same night and they treated him knowing that he had no insurance. 3 months later they send the bill and my mother payed it off.

I will stick with what the US have. besides, Many americans owe hospital bills and the Collection agency dont even take it serious.

i never knew those fools existed.

Novacaine:
@SeanT21
Please don't mind the retard he is obviously high on semen

@Gay-FK
If you are not a gay why are you going around snooping on my profile?I am from the south and we don't play that gay shit round here so keep your wrinkled pee-wee to yourself my drama will give you trauma
Ohh that you are gay is not enough you are down with incest too? You need help man!!

@topic
Seriously whats going on i turned on my t.v the other day and saw that gay bitch Ellen Degeneres announce on daytime t.v that she was getting married to her long-time lesbo lover.Aint that a bitch?

I like Ellen. she is funny and amussing. I wonder how 2 lesbian have sex? hmmmm

deemax:
why u dey drink panadol for another peson headache? if he sell or not na wetin be your own toro?MIND UR BIZNESS!

are u crazy. i think you need to mind your business.

is heathrow the only airport in England.

matured:
Think about it.Virtually all our youths thisdays will not think of any othere thing than travel,Even the old APPLAUD those who have travelled outside the country using then as ayard stick to measure success.Go to the embassy and u will see nigerians lining up like the fulani cattle.Thr big Question is this must we all travel? why can't we stay and create that dream country of ours here in Nigeria,Instead we prefer travelling to help facilitate others development.must we all travel? please somebody help me here

why stay and create it when its already made. All You need is a passport.

yemivictor:
I see . . . . . no wonder your mom has turned a preacher!

And so you enjoy watching porn, ehn!?

just for the fun of it, nothing special.

yemivictor:
But i'm wondering why your mom wouldn't readily believe you're a virgin . . . . .

hmmm, lets just say she caught me watching porn a few times. Which she has problem with. so now, my mother put parental control on everything R-Rated. Plus, a friend of mine got pregnant a few years ago.

all of those reasons and a few more she believe her belove daughter is having sex. I dont blame her but she needs to quit.

who cares who have the most degree?

what does it matter.

sheniqua:
[s]Now I see why you people were sold in open markets. [/s]
You call being in pharmacy and nursing schools" languishing in school"
What do you call mopping floors in pharmacies and washing the soiled bedsheets in hospitals?
2 professions you folks have a Phd in.
Anu mpam

you are wrong for that. the same way You dont go to a jew and say " now i know why you people were killed by hitler" even if it was called for.

I hate it when people sell stuff on nairaland.

mine is:

Titanic
Gladiator
300
Braveheart
Get rich or Die Tryin
Friday, Next friday and Friday after next
Homeless To harvard
Remember the Titans
ScarFace
Goodfellas
Godfathers
Glory
Beauty shop
Phat Girlz

JeSoul:
SeanT,
doesn't it feel good to be on the winning side girl?

Now we can focus on the game instead of the referees n calls. I wonder what will be the excuse Celtics won this time since the foul calls were even? I had more respect for LA n Phil before the series. . .I never knew they could whine n complain and sulk the way they did. I cannot stand whiners, Shut up and play! is my motto.

Now we must win game 5 and end this thing before. . .

dont get me wrong girl. i love the Celtics for now. Next season its all about the cavs.

thanks. So basically nigerians got their own church.

JayFK:
lol first off I'm not gay, so get that out of your puny mind.
I notice in your profile your holding a gun and you just happen to live in Mobile, Alabama. Can I hear someone say REDNECK!!!, Tell me do you have a child with your sister too? Fucking Idiot, I bet the computer you're using is stolen too. YOU are scum, do us all a favor and kill yourself, since you can neither read properly nor argue properly. Usually its the people that hate gays the most who just happen to be gay, just look at Ted Haggard.
How gay of you
Again wow, You must be really dying to have sex with a dude.

living in the south doesnt make you a redneck.

CHOCHORI:
IF YOU ARE NOT INFERIOR WHY ARE YOU REFERED AS THIRD WORLD COUNTRY?
GUYS BE REASONABLE.
WETHER YOU ADMIT IT OR NOT WE HAVE BEEN TREATED AS BEING INFERIOR AND HAVE ALWAYS BEEN LOOKED DOWN UPON.
BELIEVE IT OR NOT OBAMA HAS MADE A HISTORY AND MOST BLACKS ARE PROUD OF HIM.
IF YOU SAY IT IS SAY- TRY WHAT A LITTLE WHEREVER YOU ARE- TRY TO BE A MANAGER IN THE WESTERN WORLD, COUNCILORS, MP AND MORE REPUTABLE POSITIONS.

Look at africa. is it a first world country? Its a fact that africa is a third world country. Look at S. Africa and Zimbabwe.

my expectations,

1. stop the war and bring soilders back home

2. make peace with the middle east

3. Free Healthcare for everyone

4.get us out of recession

5. Lower gas prices by taxing the oil companies

6.Make america better

how do you expect us to know this?

sheniqua:
my dear, desperation is an incurable disease.
This man has spent any resources he ever got to travel to Lagos looking for visa.
I'm sure the agberos around the area must now know him by name.
he's been there well over 30 times each time travelling from Aba.
I wish they could just pity him,even it's a one day visa let him just come and see this USA that has taken everything he ever earned.

Now even his wife doesn't know when he goes to the embassy and returns.
It's like he just went to the toilet and came back

HaHa. U funny. Why cant he apply for the DV. That is how my family came here.

theopops:
There are a ton of Nigerians here. Even got the RCCG thing going for them.

what is that?

yemivictor:
Why because you're not ready to heed your mom & abstain!?


Yes ma'am!

i am waiting till i get married but my mother dont believe me. She's always preaching to me about pre-marital sex.

That is a big age gap, but if they want to get married let them. That is their choice.

4Her:
Forum Games?

this is politics. He is a president.

stillwater:
An American?

yes, an american president.