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Celebrities / Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Seculent: 6:06pm On Nov 22, 2015
chimajii:



Look a certified Odemisi having the nerve to call someone dumb. So, the jokes now write itself. Hey, but carry on.
You just proved yourself to be dumber.
Jokes Etc / Re: Hilarious Story Caused By Malpractice by Seculent: 12:06am On Nov 22, 2015
OlufemiOAP:
Try to appreciate my high I bet if u can do half of what he did
Abeg, they are boring jokes.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Seculent: 8:48pm On Nov 21, 2015
chimajii:


A s s crack I already pointed out my point as to why he neednt take offence since there was an lolz attached to the message. What else u want? Mtchewww...gerrarahere fool
You're too dumb.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Seculent: 1:31pm On Nov 21, 2015
chimajii:


Hey c u n t! U shud stay in skoool, u'redamn bad at comprehending a simple text. With the lolz attached to her post, it clear means he shudnt take her post seriously. Pls have sense for the sake of God.
You need to go to school and learn how to comprehend posts. You couldn't bring out point, but all what you could bring out was insult. Grow up. Fool.
Celebrities / Re: Photo: Guy Insults Shan George Over Comment On Instagram by Seculent: 12:13pm On Nov 21, 2015
chimajii:


U really made a fool out of urself with this statement of urs. Since I assume u're blind or disoriented, re-read her first response. It has 'lolz' to it, meaning, it's a light tone. The c u n t that is, the hush puppy just showed why he's still and will continue to be a puppy. Most celebs would disect and destroy at the next asking. Also I'll advice u to take the sticks out of ur a n u s.
You're even the fool here, what as the guy posted to get insult? Idiot.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Most Handsome Guys Beg? by Seculent: 6:50pm On Nov 20, 2015
firstking01:
Op, i just added one like to the two likes u already had, as long as this is coming frm ur heart and nt ur lips

Talk from an ugly guy.

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Celebrities / Re: Julius Agwu Donates $35k To Alariwo For Surgery by Seculent: 2:07pm On Nov 20, 2015
alcmene:
Just 35k And he had the guts to make it public undecided


This guy is indeed a comedian cheesy
35k dollars, which is millions in naira. Abi you no get eye?
Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by Seculent: 9:14am On Nov 20, 2015
Harbosede02:
undecided
Wetin do your neck? You better learn.

Don't bring borehole.
Romance / Re: Pre-marital Sex: 4 Hard Facts Guys Won't Tell You by Seculent: 10:38pm On Nov 19, 2015
GogobiriLalas:
Some girls don vibrate their cleet so tey, the engine don die; na jumper cable dem dey use jump start am now; to top the engine na another mara, ordinary finger or 6inches kpola no fit reach, na baseball bat be the new thing...diaris godo! grin

grin
Politics / Re: Danger!! Unclad Men Tattoo With Biafra Flags Appear In Aba Dare Soldiers-pics by Seculent: 1:28am On Nov 19, 2015
RickRichards:
I just hope they are not making gorilla sounds. 'Cos you know...the shape of their mouths in the pics. cheesy
gringrin
Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Seculent: 12:27am On Nov 19, 2015
Kingsilly is very active here. Good job!

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Music/Radio / Re: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Seculent: 12:23am On Nov 19, 2015
Shymm3x:


Not a fan of Drake but this tune is heavy - especially the lyrics. I can definitely relate. grin

And the chics in the video are sexy as fvck, especially the one below.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3022554_screenshot20151031225718_jpegb6301f78c8e81bf1388cc4e1a17f0430
Please, how do you gif the picture?
Romance / Re: 6 Types of Guys That'll Forgive a Cheating Girlfriend by Seculent: 5:47pm On Nov 18, 2015
Abbykem:
. There is always a reason for cheating bro. People don't just cheat, you will understand what am saying if you have have found yourself in that kind of situation before. Plus, I don't go into a relationship with d mindset of cheating. Cheating is hard work nah, u gotta delete messages and that but guys can make you misbehave at times

I like the way you explain yourself.
Romance / Re: 6 Types of Guys That'll Forgive a Cheating Girlfriend by Seculent: 4:04pm On Nov 18, 2015
Abbykem:
Blood 4 blood, eye 4 eye. You cheat on me, i cheat on you. It's very simple. Life is too short 4 arrant rubbish

You have it in mind to cheat before, don't look for excuse.
Romance / Re: Sh0cking Effective Lies Women Tell When They Seriously Want S Ex (photos) by Seculent: 12:34pm On Nov 18, 2015
Vecto:
whats "FP"?
Friedplantain.

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Romance / Re: Sh0cking Effective Lies Women Tell When They Seriously Want S Ex (photos) by Seculent: 12:33pm On Nov 18, 2015
Nnemuka:
i dont need to tell lies when i want sex....
all i do is to say so....

me: babe i am Hot and wet already
boyfriend: on ma way, will be with you in 5mins....
i do that especially on weekends.
That's sweet.
Travel / Re: Extremely Beautiful Photos Of Nigeria You Will Find Hard To Believe by Seculent: 12:23pm On Nov 18, 2015
OK, good!
Romance / Re: Are Guys Dat Dumb? by Seculent: 11:38am On Nov 18, 2015
Men are not dumb. It's the men in your family that are dumb going after a hoe.

The woman is dumber because she's a hoe.
Crime / Re: Woman Fakes Pregnancy, Steals Two-week-old Baby (pictured) by Seculent: 8:34am On Nov 18, 2015
End time.

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Music/Radio / Re: Nairalander Singing/play The Guitar In Indiana Usa by Seculent: 8:32am On Nov 18, 2015
donjaxy:
Wasted generation
If you pained, you can go and hang yourself.
Celebrities / Re: Korede Bello: 4 Reasons Why Everybody Is Crushing On Him (photos) by Seculent: 8:18am On Nov 18, 2015
shokky24:
Da cutest kiss
see this one, cutest you've ever seen in your life.
Phones / Re: When You Use French Flag As Facebook Profile Pic (photo) by Seculent: 8:14am On Nov 18, 2015
175:


Why are u pained? Can't you see the humour?

Relax my dear life's short for insults!

Remain blessed!
I can bet you don't know what humour means.

Wailing wailer. Telling me about life.

Tell me who's pained, because you can't do without showing your frustration without bringing what's off topic to every thread. Life is simple okay?
Romance / Re: After Sex Proposal by Seculent: 12:01am On Nov 18, 2015
Phones / Re: When You Use French Flag As Facebook Profile Pic (photo) by Seculent: 11:07pm On Nov 17, 2015
175:
Just watch the APC e-dogs blame the PDP and Biafra for this gringringrin
This is what happen when you have nothing to say.

Idiot.

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Career / Re: When You Lied On Your Resume About Being Proficient In Excel (pics) by Seculent: 7:48pm On Nov 17, 2015
Because of stuffs like this Davido sang "gobe".

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Romance / Re: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Seculent: 2:01pm On Nov 17, 2015
How could you forgot the number 1 excuse. "I am on my period".
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Seculent: 1:58pm On Nov 17, 2015
Hero10001:

Hahahaha!
Moderacy is what we want not over do.
A gal once told me "ok, let us pray" before sex!!
My kondo got deflated and that fvcking spirit left in no time.
Nigerian girls. Let's pray before sex. SMH
Romance / Re: 10 Statements Ladies Make To Scare Guys When They Initiate Sex by Seculent: 1:41pm On Nov 17, 2015
OkeEsibe:
ur dick is too big....... no no
That means your dick is too big for her. grin
Politics / Re: Rivers APC Warns Banks Against Giving Wike Loans by Seculent: 9:39am On Nov 17, 2015
remember007:
YES I AM
No you ain't.
Politics / Re: Rev. Felix Meduoye Visits Buhari (photos) by Seculent: 9:36am On Nov 17, 2015
CindyeMerAld:
four square kwaa..churches n names...
no be only four square..three square meal
Don't pretend you don't know FourSquare gospel church. When Buhari is involved you people will wail.

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