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Career / Re: Lady Who Slept With Her Bosses For Promotion Cries Out by Seculent: 11:53am On Dec 18, 2015
Hoes everywhere.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Girlfriend Tania Omotayo Releases New Modeling Photos by Seculent: 7:33am On Dec 18, 2015
October1960:
Fake hair Fake complexion Fake eyelash Fake lip color #Fake
All of it... She's fake, right?
Phones / Re: Tecno Camon C5 Discussion Thread by Seculent: 3:39pm On Dec 16, 2015
mosjames:
Why, you no like am?
See the discussion thread na.
Romance / Re: #HarmattanPickUpLines:Funny Pick Up Lines Guys Are Using For Ladies On Harmattan by Seculent: 9:31am On Dec 14, 2015
What nonsense!
Health / Re: My Sperm Color Just Changed..please Is This Normal? by Seculent: 7:34am On Dec 14, 2015
fizziea:



[size=21pt] see old man... so u cnt take a joke and even the last tyme i checked nairaland never turn general hospital [/size]
Not funny!
Health / Re: My Sperm Color Just Changed..please Is This Normal? by Seculent: 11:39pm On Dec 13, 2015
Innomach:
It appears that those who struggle to comment first actually have nothing upstairs. I have learnt to scroll past the first few comments in every topic before reading intelligent and well constructed comments.

And to the OP, seeking a medical attention I believe is not too much ask. Good luck and quick recovery.
I am tell you. Just take a look at the comments. An idiot is even wishing him death, but they don't know life is turn by turn.
Health / Re: My Sperm Color Just Changed..please Is This Normal? by Seculent: 10:29pm On Dec 13, 2015
agohmamuda:
Relax Op. It's just Harmattan. It happened to one of my neighbour last week, the guy just died yesterday. No fear.
You're a very heartless human being. Dry joke.
Phones / Re: Glo Launches Another Whooping Data Plan, Will You Rock It? by Seculent: 1:47am On Dec 13, 2015
Roks:
MTN got most of their customers when they introduced "HAPPY HOUR" call rate which was free midnight calls, it seems Glo want to get more customers by their various cheap data bundle plan
They can't get customers with this nonsense. It isn't cheap at all.

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Phones / Re: Snokor Rocket Z5000 Discussion Thread by Seculent: 1:42am On Dec 13, 2015
ojelvia:
This device is awesome I must say ,and has great features.
Ask questions about the phone and I'll kindly answer this the best of my knowledge.
I asked a simple question close to three weeks now, but you couldn't answer. Just asked how much is it, you found it very difficult to answer.
Phones / Re: 17 Things That Are Too Real For Iphone Users In Nigeria by Seculent: 1:23am On Dec 13, 2015
chekasforchekas:
my brother help a brother with that pin, I don borrow earring tire
gringrin
Phones / Re: Updated Hands on review of the innjoo Max 2 **pics** by Seculent: 1:06am On Dec 13, 2015
Lordaweezy:
With all the above mentioned no single screenshot or a picture of the box..... Am beginning to doubt the authenticity of this thread sad
You dey mind them?

Dumb thread. Where is the review? Op you no well o.
Health / Re: Wife Infects Husband With HIV Most Wicked Way Possible by Seculent: 12:09am On Dec 13, 2015
Youngpo413:
I'm sure that lady is a nairalander.
What makes you say so?
Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Seculent: 11:43pm On Dec 11, 2015
harristo:


He said the girl must have the things he listed, instead of saying he gets attracted to girls with those attributes.
That's what he wants though.

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Seculent: 10:33pm On Dec 11, 2015
harristo:


It's okay, as long as you listed things that turn you on and off, and not things the woman you'll date must be and not be like the poster below did.

Wetin do poster below?
Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Seculent: 10:30pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
hahahaha, very true, I lack overload...I am a lepa with pride and hubby likes it that way also, so am fine with it.

There's someone for everyone, I guess.
Hehehe. No wonder.

You will have a joyfully married life.
Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Seculent: 10:17pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
I should not vex abi? Because of you some people are accusing me of being a nasty person when all I do is be blunt... Anyway, am not vexed at all, never was.

If I vex for every thing any id'iot says to me on this forum, I for don get high blood pressure by now.

And sorry for calling you dense before grin, couldn't help it with the way you were talking....sorry anyway grin

But then your turn ons in a female are still shallow sha tongue

Na only "romantic" turn ons I tell you na. I no wan type much.

This one wey my turn ons still dey shallow to you, na inn be say you lack the two features be dat. lipsrsealed grincheesy
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 10:12pm On Dec 11, 2015
kewhos:


Eya... as you dey clueless so, make he nor be like say you relate to Jona oh sad. Your type for NL dey always made my day after much hard work in the office, your sense is on sabbatical grin grin grin (No offence).

You be girl wey you wan see my turn off list? Mumu oshi. gringrin Me no be jónadaft family. undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 9:40pm On Dec 11, 2015
kewhos:


She said that because she knew your kind of monkey wey you be nor worth her banana. Guy rest your case the lady is married, why you dey prove to her say you be really MONKEY with no banana? Oya Oga Titus, tell me your Turn Offs
Asslicker spotted. We know fools like you. Make I tell you my turn offs for girls thread. Why you mumu like this?

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Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Seculent: 9:34pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
So shallow....anyway it's not like I expected much from you anyway. undecided
Shallow? How?

I knew there's nothing I will do to impress you sef. Oya sorry no vex. cheesy

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 9:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
kewhos:


Guy na only format i talk oh, why d insult na? All it takes to format a dead brain is just a rugged SLAP and beside, i have read all your conversation.

You are dumb. When she said who dash monkey banana? And I returned it to her why is she doing shakara when she's not a virgin.
Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Seculent: 8:26pm On Dec 11, 2015
I will just share romantic parts.
Turn ons: Big ass and boobs.
Turn offs: Flat ass and boobs. Rude, indulging in fight, lies.
Cc. Repogirl.
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 8:07pm On Dec 11, 2015
kewhos:


Guy how can someone be a Virgin when she already told you so many times that she is happily married? Your brain need special formatting oh
Guy, you're an idiot. Check our conversation from the start before jumping like a frog.
Romance / Re: Guys, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off In A Lady? by Seculent: 7:53pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
Girls like repogirl! tongue angry grin

Cc: secu lent, petiteee, kayemdy... And others who think she is childish and harsh.
Na where be this?
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 5:49pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
lmao! Seriously, why do I even bother? undecided
I'm obviously replying a teenager

Is it now a thing of pride to remain a Virgin till one dies? Dude, why should it pain me? I am married, I told you that like a gazillion times already and you are asking if am a virgin?

Now you can understand why you are dense, right? This has to be a spiritual matter, please see a pastor.

Gosh! I Kent!
You're busy mentioning the word "dense" as it's your twin sister/brother's name. I didn't even insult you but it seems you want to start it. Oh well. Is that how you talk to your husband at home?

You're married that's none of my bizness, but I am 200% sure you didn't get married a virgin. Please don't be pained. Hope you're getting better?

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Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 5:24pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
See question for amadioha....Is denseness contagious because I am afraid of contracting this strange thing from you through replying your posts.... Wetin concern virgin concern wetin we dey talk? Well...if you want to know, go and ask my husband
As usual, they get hurt when they hear word "virgin" because they ain't virgin. grin

She's already feeling fly when I asked her if she wants me. She lacks humour. cool
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 5:13pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
want you kwa? Lol.... Who dash monkey banana? undecided
See this one. Lol... You be virgin? undecided
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 5:06pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
Who cares if I'm a turn off to you or most men? All that matters is that I turn on the one that matters so buzz off jare. You sef are a huge turn off, I had to explain three times before you understood what I'm talking about... What sort of slowness is that?

Abi is it spiritual? embarassed tongue

Wetin be spiritual for this matter again? sad

Abeg shift, if you want me make I know jare. grin
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 4:49pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
lol, I am still weeping for you. cry cry cry...if you think that simple description I gave is fictional then its just too bad but awesome people exist in this life.

I never said he was perfect, I only listed my turn ons like the OP asked.... But like I said before , you belong in number one point, I am very sure of it now.

I don't belong in any of your turn offs. If I start to mention my turnoffs, you will realize you're huge turn off to most men.

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Phones / Re: The New Infinix Zero 3 Will Be Launched On December 15(win A Ticket On Jumia) by Seculent: 4:32pm On Dec 11, 2015
iGotTech:
IT NOT JUST HYPING!!! THEY OFFER THE BEST

What do you mean by the best?
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 4:29pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
Gosh, I am actually weeping for you right now, I said I am married to him or did you skip half of what I wrote up there? angry

Chai! I give up!
Tarr. If you are married, that doesn't mean you should cook up a story for people to think your husband possess all that, okay?
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 4:25pm On Dec 11, 2015
repogirl:
another candidate in the number one category, simple reasoning when the answer is staring you in the face....0%, I want to weep for you. cry
I'm not in any of your turn off categories. But you want the best. Why can't you just mod him?

Weep for me? Don't be a dumb girl.
Romance / Re: Ladies, What Are Your Turn On And Turn Off's In A Guy? by Seculent: 4:20pm On Dec 11, 2015
mimicue:
Turn on ... Beards .. Muscular body .. Handsome (dark).. Nice accent... Tall.. God fearing ... Gentle... Rich ... Good dress sense

Turn off ....(Yoruba boys) cheating is their destiny .... Liars... Pretenders ...proud ... Short... Broke[code][/code].... And dull
Another sadist tribalist spotted.

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