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Car Talk / Re: Man Forgets Where He Parks His Car - Then Finds It 20 Years Later by seenga(m): 7:44am On Apr 07, 2018
How many people u dun fit hit so far with this stale scam?
updatingx5877:
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Rocks Kube Cap At The Arise Fashion Week 2018(photos) by seenga(m): 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2018
Forget say Na dbanj, this outfit Is a 'nay!'

A serous miss

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Housemates Up For Possible Eviction This Week by seenga(m): 7:18pm On Apr 02, 2018
Here is how to mathematically calculate the essence of this bbn...
Miracle= cee-c x lolu....(eqn1)

Lolu= cee-c x Miracle...(eqn2)

Divide eqn 1 by 2 = 0

I think the sho has zero meaning!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: UEFA New Rules For Champions League And Europa League by seenga(m): 8:44pm On Mar 28, 2018
U call that footwear awesome? And 12k?
bedspread:
This UEFA President is really Bringing out innovations to football....

The reason why we clamour for Great young minds as Heads not Old men who are physically, Spiritually, Mentally and idealogically incapacitated



Dt awesome foot wear goes for 12k..
Let's talk

Celebrities / Re: Runtown Replies Record Label, Calls Them "Small Rats" by seenga(m): 8:26pm On Mar 28, 2018
Thank u chairman. NA bet9ja aby nairabet?
cutefergiee:

Baba . Ur boy no sabi anytin ooo.
But u fit tweak dis two slip
Tweak dis two 6tf655b,,,,,6tf75jn Jus look at it n add plus subtract.. Play it ur own way
Celebrities / Re: Runtown Replies Record Label, Calls Them "Small Rats" by seenga(m): 7:38pm On Mar 28, 2018
Baba I de here o. Me 2 wan chop them fulenty
cutefergiee:

If I pik finish.. I go send d code.
My rule Is that knowledge isn't unitary, Na for u to check n tweak.. Add and subtract where applicable
Thanks
Romance / Re: 26-Year-Old Jasmin Sells Her Virginity To Hollywood Actor by seenga(m): 6:06pm On Mar 28, 2018
That animal looks just like Mesut ozil
Bonjoro:
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Romance / Re: 26-Year-Old Jasmin Sells Her Virginity To Hollywood Actor by seenga(m): 6:00pm On Mar 28, 2018
So u are married and u are always commenting trash on every post. I just pity ur husband, except say NA NwaAmaikpe.
MrsNwaAmaikpe:
shocked shocked

Chai! Men have suffered


you pay 1.4m dollars to fork this bonga fish or what my husband calls ishi-okporokpo....

Guess what wil happen after you are done.....you end up with body pains and later internal bleeding
Business / Re: 5 Online Businesses That MUST Make You Money Without Any Skill by seenga(m): 2:56am On Mar 28, 2018
Okay Mr bello.
ugojibaby:


wake up and check the op. you seem to be under the influence of something very strong.
Business / Re: 5 Online Businesses That MUST Make You Money Without Any Skill by seenga(m): 3:14pm On Mar 27, 2018
Are u the OP? Now I believe what justnice11 said. The statement was meant for the OP and u forgot u wasn't supposed to uethis moniker to reply. You busted yourself Mr Bello.
ugojibaby:


please bro stop showcasing your ignorance. dangote and all the big cooperations in the world today all sell shares. also their is a word called diversification of income. Robert kiyosaki author of "rich dad poor dad" has thousands of real estates across the world and also write to teach people how to earn with real estate while making extra income. i make money from affiliate marketing and i teach people how to do so for a fee. that is diversification of income.

sam walton. the richest man of the past few decades, he is richer than dangote and bill gate put together. he wrote and sold a book about what he is doing and how he started and succeeded. the title of the book is "made in america by sam walton". so please grow up.
Family / Re: Mom's Racy Outfit To Host Son's 5th Birthday Party At School Sparks Criticism by seenga(m): 2:31pm On Mar 27, 2018
I am sure ure not from these parts, sir
chicagoPD:
She already tokd you she is a bith na
Career / Re: The Key Differences Between A Chauffeur And A Driver by seenga(m): 9:52am On Mar 26, 2018
Autojoshng, u have had some brlliant posts on nl and earned some respect from me.

However I never expected u to have this issue of low-self esteem.

Although a chauffeur is French word for driver, why put a white man's picture in place of chauffeur and a black man's in place of a driver?

Or is ur brain paining u?
Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Gets Provocative Tattoo Over Fight With Joseph Yobo by seenga(m): 9:33am On Mar 26, 2018
Ndi yahoos. Quit the curse words. Asaba isn't America, not even animal farm. I know you'll quote me to spew Trash. I hope I. Am wrong though.
Prechbills:


and wtf do you mean by legit? and who gives a fvck about your opinions on whether you take me serious? you said I should work harder? I think you need that for yourself because you can't achieve half my achievements in the next 7years... you spilling shît can you purchase a car?
or do you think coming online on NL and saying trash puts $$$in the bank accounts? you're delusional mehn.. I repeat no lady on nairaland can purchase a car, prove me wrong by purchasing one undecided...

I'd have loved to use the word "bitch" but Nigerians don't understand the meaning of bitch they fvcking think it's an insultive word even the shitty uncivilized mods, if you have been to America you gonna notice bitch is a normal word.. BullShît

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Celebrities / Re: Adaeze Yobo Gets Provocative Tattoo Over Fight With Joseph Yobo by seenga(m): 9:22am On Mar 26, 2018
Jesu Christi! One of the most foolish females in Nigeria


Btw, I hate nairaland. All the captions of stories are clickbaits!

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Celebrities / Re: #bbnaija: Denrele Edun Reacts As Khloe Returns To The Big Brother House by seenga(m): 9:03am On Mar 26, 2018
See ur life? Awon oloshi
Vely54x:
Celebrities / Re: Weird MC: I Want To Have 2 Children - Rapper Says At 47 by seenga(m): 7:22pm On Mar 24, 2018
This man sef!
Religion / Re: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On Spiritual Wife Or Husband: There Is Nothing Like That by seenga(m): 8:30pm On Mar 22, 2018
Oga too much of all these big big books and grammar. Don't coman crase here o!
And mark you, despte that some humans have lost their way, God remains God!
CuteMadridista:


Yahweh is a confusuonist, story of the tower of babel shows this

also Christianity is a confused religion with over 30,000 different sects

From the very beginning, Christians have split and diverged and disagreed about matters of extreme consequence, and matters that seem (on the face of it) totally trivial. For close to 1,500 years the chief hobby of Christendom seemed to be finding reasons to murder other Christians, and to this day thousands of Christian variations exist, many of which are utterly incompatible and "heretical" to each other's point of view. From Arianism to "Mariolotry", from thefilioque, to anti-trinitarian Oneness Pentecostalism, from hardline
feeneyism to Christian Universalism, from Quietism to televangelists ... any doctrinal standpoint held by one Christian group is guaranteed to be held in contempt by other (ostensibly) fellow Christians.

Yet every last one of them bows their knees before the Father, every last one of them believes that Christ dwells in their hearts and that they are strengthened by the power of this Spirit. Every last one of them"knows" that they are correct and everyone else is wrong. They alone are "filled up by the fullness of God." They can "feel it in their hearts".

"By their fruits you will know them," wrote the unknown author(s) of the book we call Matthew, and those words are quite right. The fruits of Christianity have always been discord among themselves, dehumanization of others and mutual persecution over whatever passes for heresy at that time and place. "A good tree cannot bear bad fruit" applies wonderfully to Christianity. By that very standard, the tree of Christianity is rotten to the core and more prickly than a cactus. It is evident and obvious that there is no "still, small voice" guiding Christians, that the Bible is wrong when it promises to reveal the truth to believers ... because regardless of one's belief, there are millions upon millions of other Christians who are convinced of that belief's incorrectness, convinced that the Holy Spirit has lit their path to truth (and likely think said "heretics" deserve eternal punishment to boot despite the fact that they are all supplicants to the same Lord).
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Throwback Photo Of Teddy-A And Basketmouth In US by seenga(m): 11:11am On Mar 22, 2018
How can I reach u?
miqos02:
Okeke



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Celebrities / Re: Ndiana Inyang's Fiance Dies! 'He Called And I Was Busy As Usual' by seenga(m): 11:10pm On Mar 19, 2018
I think oxford learners' dictionary is 300naira. U need one.
maxwell767:
shocked


You called yourself a beauty queen yet you could not beautify your fiancé's heart...

I will advice u step down, main looking at you.. There's no beauty, except for the crown

TV/Movies / Re: BBNAIJA: Tobi And Rico Swavey Win 2 Million Naira From Nokia 8 Challenge by seenga(m): 8:31pm On Mar 18, 2018
Chai! The world dun spoil
Celebrities / Re: Liz Anjorin Acquires A Range Rover Autobiography by seenga(m): 4:58pm On Mar 18, 2018
Imagine the brazen boldness!
And this one is someone's role model o[quote author=Lakside1955 post=65943625][/quote]
Celebrities / Re: Kiss Daniel Buys His Younger Brother A Chevrolet To Celebrate His Birthday by seenga(m): 9:12am On Mar 18, 2018
When kiss get all this money suddenly?

Bloggers keep lying

I am watching u in 17D

Family / Re: Sadiya Lawal's Divorce Story: "I Was Still A Virgin, 3 Years After My Wedding" by seenga(m): 7:07pm On Mar 17, 2018
Please when is this movie coming out in cinemas? I will like to see it biko.

Nice nonsense
Nairaland / General / Re: What Are The Most Important Lessons You Have Learnt In Life? by seenga(m): 12:14pm On Mar 17, 2018
Na thunder go blast u iranu
Mary3001:
Celebrities / Re: Davido Performs At Fatima Dangote's Wedding (Photos) by seenga(m): 12:30am On Mar 17, 2018
I thought I as the only one that saw it o
Jamean:
Is that how to use Cutlery?
Family / Re: Can The Marriage Last? (disturbing Photo) by seenga(m): 6:26pm On Mar 13, 2018
Off everything in life, na NwaAmaike wannabe nai u chose.
Mpama
FortifiedCity:
angry

I blame that woman with big nyash.
She deliberately walked past that man.


Husband snatcher
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Speaks On Premature Ejaculation. Shades Half Minute Men by seenga(m): 1:01pm On Mar 13, 2018
Mine still feels brand new!
Hashimyussufamao:
Do you remember that time when you have to wait till 12am to do extra cool with ur bae. How far with that relationship? cheesy
Family / Re: While Man Was Suffering In Libya, His Wife Was Sleeping With A Married Man. PICS by seenga(m): 12:31pm On Mar 13, 2018
This isn't creative, this is insensitivity!
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Abeg the mumu man should free the woman,
Doesn't he know that a woman's kpekus is a shrine which must eat sacrifice?

Then he left it fallow and went to Libya.
His wife is a wise woman for finding a new chief priest for her shrine.

I love wayward married women.
They are the most sexually unihibited.
With them you don't get scared if they miss their period.
After all, someone will claim it.

More men should relocate and leave their wives abeg.
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Nina “The Last Time I Had Sex Was On Friday” by seenga(m): 7:34pm On Mar 11, 2018
Bros not like we are following the show, but a an active social media person, the show is all up in my face! Nairaland, fb, twitter! That's my annoyance.
GreatOlu1:
Make una tell this babe to save her family's face na.... I wonder how much her bride price go reduce reach.....


But it's actually funny those condemning this show are very much aware of what happens in the house. ... #HypocritesEverywhere
Business / Re: Tired Of Being Broke? See An Opportunity Many Nigerians Have Overlooked by seenga(m): 6:56pm On Mar 11, 2018
Calm down ma'am. I have been on the road trying to sort some things.
As soon as I am done in a few days, I will get back to work and to you. I am sorry for the delay. I think about it every day.
Brightgem:
No feedback, I don't really think you have time for this.
Religion / Re: Happy Mothering Sunday by seenga(m): 2:45pm On Mar 11, 2018
U have rented space.
I wonder what you will say today
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked

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Celebrities / Re: Roman Goddess Throwback Photo Before She Turned An Instagram Slay Queen by seenga(m): 2:38pm On Mar 11, 2018
My preek dun swellop! Chai!!!
Women wahala too much sef!

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