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Religion / Re: Should Christians Care About Physical Appearance? by seenga(m): 10:12am On Mar 11, 2018
U were doing well until ur last sentence. U just made a fool of urelf and ur kinsmen
jboy73:
U can't go to church dressed like a mad man.
Not even God but the pastor will chase u away or even stone u f Bible.
Only Muslim go to place of worship with one cloth for a year.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Crystal Palace (2 - 1) On 10th March 2018 by seenga(m): 9:12pm On Mar 10, 2018
Bros buy panadol, take one tablet. U go de alright
aieromon:
Chelsea can't win this match

Good news for Crystal Palace

Bakayoko is fit for selection grin grin grin

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Celebrities / Re: PHOTOS: I Have A Man Finally – Uriel Oputa by seenga(m): 5:09pm On Mar 10, 2018
Masturbator spotted.
kenodrill:
Vaseline crew over to you.1mins silent for the number of men that will soapy at these pics! Quote me at ur peril tongue tongue
Romance / Re: Man Looking For A Wife, Will Give Her Iphonex And Corolla Car (Photos) by seenga(m): 5:03pm On Mar 10, 2018
Drop ur cv here. I will get it to him
pinkygurl:
his usage of english tho. grin dude s crazy humurous.i tink i like him already.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 10th March 2018 by seenga(m): 11:55am On Mar 10, 2018
I know exactly what jose mourhino's plan is but lemme not say it
Celebrities / Re: Selena Leath In Underwear Photoshoot With A Stallion by seenga(m): 11:08am On Mar 08, 2018
Ure beautiful sha
Were u born on sunday?
Adamummya:


lolss my pic there is enough
Car Talk / Re: Bentley Unveils The World’s First Luxury Hybrid SUV With 31mile Plug-in Range by seenga(m): 10:31am On Mar 08, 2018
Biko where is my vaseline?
Thunder fire poor-vaty!
Celebrities / Re: Selena Leath In Underwear Photoshoot With A Stallion by seenga(m): 9:58am On Mar 08, 2018
Oya show me.
Adamummya:


sharrrap there
i am a Nigerian, i am a mum and i dont have big tummy
Celebrities / Re: 9 Nigerian Celebrities Who Stylishly Rocked The Trending Tracksuit Pants by seenga(m): 5:37pm On Mar 06, 2018
Guy na satan aby my village people send u come? U just make me use my tf to worktomoro take buy vaseline!
shezy53:
wat special about this

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Celebrities / Re: Juliet Ibrahim And Iceberg Slim On Romantic Vacation In São Tomé Island by seenga(m): 1:33pm On Mar 06, 2018
He was featured in eldee's I'm a big boy remix. He killed that song but apart from that, the guy never impress me again.
bobokeshington:


Dem say he be rapper....

Abeg which song he don sing sef
Celebrities / Re: "I Can Do Anything To Have Sex With Olamide" - Lady Says (Photos) by seenga(m): 1:26pm On Mar 06, 2018
The truth is that hypocrisy is the baneof our society.
Most if not all the girls on nairaland will do anything, including ditching their boyfriends to sleep with olamide. They all have fantasies but the fear of "what the society might think or accept" is what is keeping most of them quiet, not chaste but quiet.
Business / Re: Wedding Invite Of Fatima Aliko Dangote And Jamil Abubakar (Photos) by seenga(m): 1:14pm On Mar 06, 2018
I don't even know what to type sef.
Happy married life to them.

God abeg pick my call o
Or I go personally come your house
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Evicted Housemate, Ahneeka Arrives Lagos. Welcomed By Fans by seenga(m): 11:06am On Mar 06, 2018
Use the money and buy queen's primer
If u can win millions why bother us about a few meagre thousands? Na force to help person? Oloriburuku
dramawins674:
Just keep doubting , i keep winning cause no chance of loosen

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Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Evicted Housemate, Ahneeka Arrives Lagos. Welcomed By Fans by seenga(m): 11:02am On Mar 06, 2018
Bro help me to ask him
Talented in what exactly?
marvin906:


B
talented in what undecided undecided
Politics / Re: President Buhari's Car Airlifted To Taraba As He Visits State (Photos) by seenga(m): 9:11am On Mar 06, 2018
My own is how something that might be 7 times heavier than that car can carry the car and still fly in the air!

Argue with urself bikonu

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Shares Photos Of His Sons; Davido Reacts by seenga(m): 8:45pm On Mar 05, 2018
So because raheem sterling has kids everywhere with different women, that makes it agood thing aby?
Who do u this thing?
allanphash7:
Have you ever of of Raheem Sterling?



If no then ask me



Let me even tell you




Hes a Manchester city winger and also had 3kids from 2 women and hes just 22



So not ing is wrong ma'am
Celebrities / Re: Jackie Appiah Poses With Her New Maserti by seenga(m): 5:35pm On Mar 05, 2018
'GOT HERSELF?'

OP. Mind urself o
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Dances Inside Her Car In Traffic by seenga(m): 4:42pm On Mar 05, 2018
My God! How is this one news?
Which Kind wahala be this one for NL na?
Seun u need to do something about these mods abeg!
Business / Re: Tired Of Being Broke? See An Opportunity Many Nigerians Have Overlooked by seenga(m): 3:02pm On Mar 05, 2018
Sorry. Been a little busy
Would give a reply soon.
Brightgem:
Awaiting ur mail response
Religion / Re: Charley Boy Testifies Of His Salvation At Christ Embassy Abuja Today(Photos) by seenga(m): 8:53pm On Mar 04, 2018
I'm just here thinking of what to fry
Celebrities / Re: Iceberg Slim Celebrates Juliet Ibrahim's 32nd Birthday: "My World, Everything!" by seenga(m): 7:08pm On Mar 03, 2018
Damn! I haven't had an erection for weeks but a glance at juliet's face just made me have a strong one! Chai! I envy ice-cream slim this moment! Chai! Chineke nna!
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson's Husband Gushes About Her Cooking: 'My Wife Is The Best Cook' by seenga(m): 12:06pm On Mar 03, 2018
Smh
Attention-seeking retard
Better take ur time.
EvilChild:
Useless couple.
I give this marriage just more two weeks.
Health / Re: 5 Natural Ways To Treat Premature Ejaculation by seenga(m): 11:44am On Mar 03, 2018
One thing is understanding how ur body works.

Premature ejaculation is mostly in the head.
Try and reduce ur addiction to porn.
Or try releasing before the act so that the excitement will be reduced.

Personally, my first round is always very short (say 5mins) but the subsequent rounds are longer. However, I am at my best when I have sex in the morning (4am till 6am).

That being said, sex nor be work...

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Food / Re: See This Fire Wood Cooking Stove Invented By A Nigerian by seenga(m): 10:07am On Mar 03, 2018
My brother, exactly what I had in mind o! Some of us na to deblow grammar wey we read for book, nothingto show for am.
It's not bad if we encourageourselves. Countries that have gone above us today began somewhere.
That being said, mynd44, kindly show us even if na water bottle, wey u dun make. Lol
NaijaMutant:



With all this your grammar, kindly show us what you've been able to produce with it. undecided


I bet you the producer doesn't even know the meaning of thermodynamics
Politics / Re: Tenure Extension: APC To Hold Fresh NEC Meeting by seenga(m): 9:58am On Mar 03, 2018
The text is long I swear.

Looking for where to sell ur itunes and gift cards?
Let's do business!
Celebrities / Re: Williams Uchemba Hides Car Number Plate, Fans React by seenga(m): 2:43am On Mar 03, 2018
Which one concern me?
All I know is the guy fine and fresh...

When I dun hammer, I go hide my number plate too! Reactants get ready.
Business / Re: Tired Of Being Broke? See An Opportunity Many Nigerians Have Overlooked by seenga(m): 11:55pm On Mar 02, 2018
Well, since after my NYSC in May 2017, I have been writing for fiverrians. I also worked for a website for sometime. I write product reviews, bios, blog posts, about us pages etc. My very first job beat plagiarism and that has been my standard ever since. I always give my best and I am sure a trial must convince you.
Brightgem:
Hi. Just getting to respond now because some mod banned me for a week for talking sense to someone! Okay yeah I don look ur posts let me see if we could reason together! lolz! and I think yes. But have u been writting before? I like to do my writting myself but I have been thinking to outsourcing later. I will like to pay fairly to anyone I ask to write for me, but original stuff, I have never published any copied work... so these things bother me with having someone else do it. So brova, why would u say we should work together. Convince me.
Politics / Re: We Are Targeting Zero Import Bill For Food Consumption – Buhari by seenga(m): 8:56pm On Mar 01, 2018
Me I no wan hear anything from any APC person. Na 2019 we de wait. If u like dash me 2million, I nor go vote for buhari.

2million o!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: BamBam’s Church Member Reacts To Her Toilet Sex With Teddy A by seenga(m): 8:22am On Feb 28, 2018
1. I know it is none of my business but these humans in BBN can't stay away from sex for just three months? Even when they know that atched by the whole world? The idea of being watched will make a sane human to flinch but no! We are being entertained by pornstars.

2. Most of us saying 'its their life and stop forming holier than thou,' I hope u give this advice to ur kids 'my son/daughter, whenever ure Hot, u can sleep with whoever, wherever, and anytime.'

Moral decadence has really become an insurmountible mountain in our society.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Apply For Chevron Nigeria Internship Recruitment, 2018 by seenga(m): 3:43pm On Feb 26, 2018
Who be this one abeg? Do I know u?
Shift abeg
romeoetin:

They are not responsible for your misfortune in life
Celebrities / Re: August Alsina Shares Photos With Monkey, Nigerians React by seenga(m): 10:23pm On Feb 25, 2018
zeekeyboy:
I just dey imagine how August alsina go dey laugh our outright stupidity. Chai We don suffer undecided

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