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Webmasters / Re: The Poor State Of Nigerian Bank Websites by segebee(m): 7:49pm On Jun 06, 2007
where do i start

at least i finally got u back here and like ace said u asked for the critique

maybe a site can be designed in 3 days esp using dweaver etc bt a good site no!

u said somethin about database, i didn't see the use on the site sad

which ignorance: for ur information, i wrote the html for most parts of the site and uploaded it
and its only cos its free and revenue from ads isn't going to b mine that i boned it,

i will soon shock you, i finished working on the order section of kingdomaqua.com and i'll send the admin link to ur
mail for u to see and kip quiet
i asked not begged 2cents to work wt him cos as we all know "the guy is good" and i wanted to gain from
his xperience esp in seo if u know what it means

i see u've worked wt danfo's b4 cheesy sad

what else, im working on an exchange project which u'll see is top class

finally, proverbs says answer Bleep in a way in which he won't feel he's wise
so long!
Webmasters / Re: If You Need A Site. What Will You Pay? by segebee(m): 7:41pm On Jun 04, 2007
shuo, see pot calling kettle black

Afam, why u no put your own site for ur signature, and did u feel sht that u stopped replying that post angry
dont try to discourage the guy, at leat he doesn't design sites for N10,000 cheesy grin wink
Webmasters / Re: Pls Review This Site by segebee(m): 7:12pm On Jun 01, 2007
if u take ur time u'll see them at freewebs bt u have2 b patient and
look at all links on d site

my work is not based on freewebs though bt its where i started my first site
Webmasters / Re: The Poor State Of Nigerian Bank Websites by segebee(m): 6:45pm On Jun 01, 2007
simply put:

minimum design, maximum functionality!

my2cents, u suppose don pass 2cents and dey give 2dols cheesy
we lovin ur 2cents though

NB: guess i chased afam away cheesy but im not finished yet angrystill goin to look at that site
Webmasters / Re: Free Domain With 100mb Web Hosting With 20 Emails, Php & Mysql @ =n=2,990 Only by segebee(m): 6:42pm On Jun 01, 2007
good question

i wish most webmasters ask this question b4 they take hostings

im interested sha bt i've got to know if its cpanel and bandwidth and ur hosting provider
got a website?
Programming / Re: For Experts Only by segebee(m): 7:05pm On May 31, 2007
i guess u guys are not up to this

at least sbucareer, u shld have tried

ok, can anyone code an sms app.
Computers / Re: Oracle DBA Corner by segebee(m): 6:54pm On May 31, 2007
i studied at NIIT Ikeja.

most of it was whack bt i enjoyed it while i was at alagbado.

i would have hated myself if not that i learnt a great secret:
NIIT is about the pple u meet there, ur fellow students.
Don't underrate anyone, try to connect with evryone you meet.
You cld even get employed thru a student, i've seen this

get a computer and practise
start networking because believe me NIIT won't help u get a job!

our fellow nigerians there are runnin it down. sad

did i mention i got into web development thru a guy i met at NIIT
and the sql i learnt helped me a lot

Finally, master ur sql, linux, practise a lot and use up ur time; don't let anyone coerce u to leavin b4 time
pay up on time and demand full value for your money, shout, do anything bt don't give in,

i'll always go back to niit, esp as i want to do java

So NIIT is d best, so long as u demand it!

Hope this helps
Webmasters / Re: The Poor State Of Nigerian Bank Websites by segebee(m): 6:32pm On May 31, 2007
@ Ace, God bless you oh!

and the guy go dey feel. he thot i was beefing him
where is he actually

oh, i guess i won grin grin cheesy, we can move on to bank websites

has anyone here tried approachin a bank wt proposals?
what was d outcome?
Webmasters / Re: The Poor State Of Nigerian Bank Websites by segebee(m): 4:53pm On May 30, 2007
ok, Afam,

i like what you said and here's my reply:

You said you design forms for free and yet your client's site doesn't have an order form.

and let's face it that site is whack smiley i was only tryin to pipe down

you asked for this:

you've probably made more money designing websites than i've and i agree, but wt the kind of sites you design, i can imagine the poor state of nigerian sites,
probably u're one of those who go to meet odili and give him a crap site and charge him for it
and do the same to all those ignorant coys in PH grin ;Dnow that's a wicked joke grin grin
just kiddin.

bt seriously, u have no competition in PH

i am an oracleDBA from NIIT, a PHP-MySQL developer, a complete webmaster, what am i getting at?

I CAN MAKE ALL YOU'VE MADE BY THE GRACE OF GOD IF I WANT TO, it takes only 3 web design projects of 3 top coys which my connx can surely get for me.

So i agree you've made more money than me bt i know you'll never design better webssites than I.
No hard feelings aight wink

NB: my free website is beta than your site ;Dok that's a joke grin grin grin
Phones / Re: I Am Still Browsing Free With My Celtel Line. by segebee(m): 5:50am On May 26, 2007
u did good lotuken


next time just post it directly
Webmasters / Re: Pls Review This Site by segebee(m): 5:25am On May 26, 2007
thanks a lot guys, i didn't design the site sad

i'll pass across the comments

i did this site overnite, could u pls critique it

im still working on it angry
Programming / For Experts Only by segebee(m): 4:59am On May 26, 2007
i recently saw jaxtr.com and i fell in love with java again

i want us to discuss on the underlying technology

how to make calls thru the internet to gsm.

experts, pls take over

i still insist that one can create a program to send sms

tackle this also, let's go!
Webmasters / Re: The Poor State Of Nigerian Bank Websites by segebee(m): 2:35am On May 26, 2007
well afam dear i just went to your site, this is my judgement: cool

the bakground is lovely, the buttons etc flow with wood

apart from that nothing else, i won't blame you if the site guy paid you N10,000
for crying out loud, my2cents have u checked that site!

there's so much space beneath the few links section

im shocked that that site runs on php and the only thing it was used for was the
wonderful gallery( u tried there)

there's no form on the site to accept orders, no direct mailing from the site,
why didn't you use a free host smiley oh, i forgot 36 hrs shocked

i know you're a good designer and it took time to see the faults, bt im trying to say a good site doesn't come up in 3 days!

however, if you need someone to develop a form for orders/ mailing to client, may i volunteer someone, myself cheesy wink cool

no hard feelings right grin
Webmasters / Re: "kudos" To Bayelsa State Government Website by segebee(m): 1:53am On May 26, 2007
couldn't even access the site, so slow, its that bad for a government site

well, what do you expect from a fella who learns web design in 7 days

can you imagine uju's site www.ujuonyechere.com

we advocate simplicity my2cents but not stupidity

my free site is better than that site

maybe d owner of the site is a miser

still wanna send hima mail bt don't wanna look cheap or,
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oracle by segebee(m): 11:23pm On May 25, 2007
i would love to work for anyone on a part time basis cos im still a student

im very good and i studied at NIIT

Thanks
Music/Radio / Re: West African Idols: Season 1 (2007) by segebee(m): 10:26pm On May 25, 2007
all u crazy idols fans undecided wonder wot u guys see in it sad

i prefer nokia first chance, there u see real voices kiss
maybe its cos i dont have dstv cheesy

NB:
oh cabali so u're still alive i've been lookin for u
angry
we still ve scores to settle
see me @ programming section
Webmasters / Pls Review This Site by segebee(m): 3:24pm On May 16, 2007
pls could you guys help me review a friends site
as a web developer i could break his heart, so guys help me out,

site's www.kingdomaqua.com
Webmasters / Re: The Poor State Of Nigerian Bank Websites by segebee(m): 3:20pm On May 16, 2007
i support my2cents, u can't get a professional site up in 24 hrs
even 3 days isn't enough, bt what do most 9ja webmasters know about SEO undecided

my friend who designs sites doesn't even know what SEO is or understand the tech behind forums, how many do?
little wonder they charge less

my2cents, i didn't critique ur site design, u've made me an apostle of simple designs at least i got that from you.
it's the in-thing now.
i would love to help you work on any of ur projects if u don't mind, just finished one, am not one to go around and ASUU keeps me@home.
also if anyone needs help on their sire especially development, holla me!

did i say ecobank was awful, too flashy cry
Webmasters / Re: The Poor State Of Nigerian Bank Websites by segebee(m): 7:49pm On May 13, 2007
my2cents u bad oh

that horse really needs water and can u believe its on all pages tongue

union bank doesn't even have an e-banking section

who the hell designed that site


Now, to my2cents, whats up wt webmastersofafrica.com
how come one cannot sign in and u keep criticising others sites tongue

love u and accept u're good bt do somthin bout woa

im this bad at designin free sites www.segebee.bravehost.com

bt i love developin anyday!
Adverts / Need A Web Developer? by segebee(m): 6:29pm On May 13, 2007
hello guys,

i just finished a web development project for some friend and im quite free

i noticed that most nigerians don't have functional sites,

im offering to build functional websites(includes e-commerce, forms, seo etc)

i'll be charging less than normal cos im building my profile but definitely not cheap!

if anyone needs functional sites, that rank well on search engines and that meet top standards,
check my profile or mail:segebee1@yahoo.co.uk

site:www.segebee.bravehost.com
Webmasters / Halleluyah! Completed My Baptism Wt Fire In Php by segebee(m): 8:46pm On May 09, 2007
hey guys, today is just great
first i find out i've been unbanned and then i solve the php form i've been working on
i've spent more than a thousand on time for this form

today durin my devotional(used odm), i declared that today would b the end of the problem

when i solved it, i was just smilin even d cafe guy had to ask why

NOW i can say BRING on the PHP forms, I love PHP

thanks my2cents etc
Webmasters / Thumbs Up! by segebee(m): 7:33pm On May 09, 2007
sorry guys but i just wanted to thank seun for unbanning me

i've been so annoyed and down since

nairaland is addictive bt its good.

im back and better

and i promise nt to post anything relatin to scam shocked
Computers / Re: Oracle DBA Corner by segebee(m): 4:01pm On Mar 28, 2007
hey cabali, seems like we've got some scores to settle tongue

been lookin for u

u'll surely here fromme when i have ur time
Education / Re: NIIT Students by segebee(m): 8:59pm On Mar 26, 2007
niit?

weel i just finished at the ikeja office, so i can give u the best answer
unlike the dniit guy thats new to niit

id say it has its pros and cons. like yesterday, heat was unbearable and only in the evenin were d acs in full gear

there's nothing special about ikeja
i think the problem niit is havin is from the nigerians they put there
we nigerians exploit ourselves

even my alagbado center is preferable to ikeja

Seriously, if u want to work in nigeria, go to niit cos of nigerian certificate mentality
they have the best courseware, all u need to know is in their books
u have very good pcs to work with
their internet connxn has a problem; i believe its cos of d nigerians exploitin us to make money
right now the indians have their hands off bt i blieve they're goin to ruin niit in naija

ABOVE ALL, THIS IS WHY I WANT U TO GO TO NIIT

U MEET PEOPLE, SOME ALREADY IN ORGANIZATIONS AND CAN HELP U WITH EMPLOYMENT[SO
GET CONNECTED TO PPLE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE]

U ALSO MEET PPLE DOIN OTHER COURSES[PALLY WT EM. I WENT TO STUDY ORACLE, BT NOW IM GOOD@PHP-MYSQL]

U GET THE BEST SELF-EXPLANATORY SOFTWARE IN THE WORLD[ DONT WAIT FOR INSTRUCTORS, MOST ARE IT STUDENTS, ITS HARD TO KEEP GOOD TEACHERS COS OF PAY]

IF U'RE NOT CONVINCED, PLS DONT GO TO NIIT OR UD FEEL MISERABLE

BT BELIEVE ME I WOULD STILL TAKE ANOTHER COURSE AT NIIT[ EVEN IF ITS JUST TO CONNECT WT PPLE
IMAGINE A STUDENT WANTING TO BUY NIIT!!!!!!!!!, THE STUDENTS THEMSELVES ARE SOMETHING ELSE,
I FIRST SAW N91 AT NIIT]

I HOPE I'VE BEEN OF HELP
Computers / Re: Oracle Database In Nigeria by segebee(m): 8:31pm On Mar 26, 2007
tell them
especially those that were telling me i made a mistake doing oracle

by the time we explode and the banks see d light, they'll dump their little dbms,
Programming / Re: About Oracle Database Express Edition by segebee(m): 8:23pm On Mar 26, 2007
yesssss ooooooooooo!

oracle rules

though i use mysql for online stuffs
Computers / Re: Oracle DBA Corner by segebee(m): 8:15pm On Mar 26, 2007
hey, i thikk seun should provide a dba category and now!

about the instances, i've been used to running one instance except of course we're talking of startin,
whatever just expplain
Programming / Re: Do Nigerian Banks Have An Api To Their Database. by segebee(m): 7:49pm On Mar 26, 2007
i actually seem to disagree with my programming mentor sbucareer

i do believe banks have an api

bt u must be trusted that's why they give respected coys like interswitch

i feel ur project bt for u to get access u need to gain trust

as a dba, all i need to do is create an account for u and give u port no etc
bt then u could cos damage, so u see y trust is important

id say float a coy

@sbucareer how do i create an sms portal
im also workin on a project
Programming / Re: What Kind Of DBA (Database Administrator) Are You? by segebee(m): 7:34pm On Mar 26, 2007
i am an oracle DBA and i prefer to use the cli especially when the gui is taking time
it is real time on oracle
i only use the gui when i don't know the command to use
Programming / Re: [Code Request] Code for PHP Login And Signup by segebee(m): 7:24pm On Mar 16, 2007
nice work and thanks a lot

though i noticed u stopped

i haven't replied cos i was going through a php book i had bt did noy realise d potential

php is great!

but id like you to explain on how to enable logging out

thanks!
Programming / Re: Creating A Personal Website by segebee(m): 7:11pm On Mar 16, 2007
freewebs is also nice, and i use it but the fact is that it is free.

it will not give you full functionality, and some other stuffs u may need.

if u could afford it pay for hosting, i could give u a site; mail me.

for a detailed explanation and training on creating a fully functional site, feel free to
mail me,

my mail is in my profile
Webmasters / Seun, What Ur Site Server Language by segebee(m): 6:59pm On Mar 16, 2007
seun, i wanted to ask what server scripting language you used

i was hoping to see .php extensions on your pages, same with yahoo
what happened? did u link or what?

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