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Bashnigga:
chai our ministry is going ....welcome to the family brother Abel Pls manage that wooden bench by ur left

yes naso na small small people dey run go meet salvation. (E sare mabo wa gba igbala ooo)

This room don too cool ooh, stream 1 people no even get time for here again nawa o, no more updates nothing nothing @chumaster, posimii and rest no even get our time again I think say una drills don reduce na. Na only guruvicawelt n Aydelux still dey remember us here.

Megabreeze:
Abel
Monash South Africa
Economics & Management
2015
Abuja/Kaduna

U re welcome bro, @bashnigga please arrange sit for this new fellow.

Chriswazo:
na so we see am, wetin we go do kwanu? na wetin d time be, by this time next 2 years, i don't think any of us will still be rigmarolling on NYSC Nairaland section again except for some direct and meaningful quotes, you no go see am for my profile as my active NL section, so til that time comes, my duty is to be active and participatory here.
That your "Bantashi" come sound like Buratai, fear catch me o

buratai Kor burantashi nii.

Chriswazo:
Nawa, No p bro, I go do am, one way or the other so far as there is life o.
You no answer my earlier question, are you still going with B16 stream 2?

B16 Keh? No ooo no be wen I no see my name for senate list I come buy mansion for here jeje nii.

Bashnigga:
Guys we dn turn security men for this thread o, we even dey do night shift
Bia Chriswazo keep ur eyes open make I go sleep small... Remember sleeping while on duty is not allowed "over & out "

These niggz ehn night shift kwa?

Chriswazo:
Haba! you sure say na me you and am yarn d DJ work, lol, no be me o! I think say na Bashnigga.
For the page and views own, I just pray it goes smoothly o, may distraction like their earlier whatsapp ginger no disrupt am o.
Segunk1 I think say na B16 stream 2 u de?
Jeez!!!! You mean say phone accessories don skyrocket to that amount? Screen, 20K? Hmmm, I ask 1 guy wey d put music for my street here, he say ma i no budget less than 10k since d break affect both the touchpad and the screen, and the screen come be galaxy note wey d very sensitive and d write with pen, Cheiiii ayam finished o, cheii!! why e come be now this thing go happen to me o? Man get plans to execute before 31st, na him devil d give me unnecessary expenses. mtcheeeew!

Note of Advise: If you are here and your android screen d bare like that with no screen protection, you are looking for your trouble, mine had case up until September I removed the case hoping to buy new case, is just a case of carelessness on my part, say na case of highest 3k i just d postpone since, mtcheeew!.
Please let's be extra careful with our properties for this Buhari period o.

Oooookaaayy! Sorry no be you jare, na dat yeh yeh philgbee no wan carry speaker, say him no be big doctor (ironically).

That one no fit cos distraction as we don explain give wassap pple dem sef don take note, for fone issue I still go computer village for ikeja today, wen d guy tell me 20k ehn I say I hook my belt wella come lace my jaguar well too before I begin dey run go enter bus com house but for dat ur samsung I nono d prize ooo but still 10-12k suppose do am na year of hike we still dey na.

@Chriswazo no blame people wey just come to look ooo, u know say some people na luku luku bantashi.

Cc:Bashnigga
Chriswazo
Philgbee
Bussieboy..... Also people I can't remember, nice job for keeping the room warm let's just keep balling.

Philgbeee:
no b only goro u go collect,u no go like kulikuli

C'mon sharrap diah! Na you I dey talk to? See yar face like rock burns. Don't worry I promise you sambisa camp for 2017 you hear mee?

Chriswazo:
my guys i hail una, is not easy to always remember that you have a family here. Some nigas just d read d go and no wan comment, kwantinue! I d fear for this our ministry for 2 reasons, 1) Visitors/ newcomers go d wander if this na just gay fellowship? if I read previous and the current batch thread, i no come understand if our case d different for bad o? 2) Segunk1, you will agree that it looks like this batch no go pass 1000 pages ni, we fit no even get up to 1m views, Anyway I gree say time still de but no be with this our style o. Na 2016 batch A family own d thrill me, d still d post up to now sef, their girls and "Segunk1 girls" know whatsupp, d are dope.
Guys I wish i can bottle all of una for the good job so far, anyway i look forward to doing so for una wey i go jam for either black gold camp or mangu camp next year "god willing". Ma una d prepare o, by Jan/Feb work go serious for here o, no dulling!. Kai! my bad luck be say, my galaxy note 3 of just 2 years screen broke on Saturday night, na my rubbish itel iPad i just d manage now o, d phone d dull me like Buhari. Anyway i go always de here

Good to see you back here bro, Shebi na since wen I tell you to come join me for my DJ work na em u escape say u no fit carry speaker, u no fit carry speaker but you fit carry spoon of rice baah kare lae.

But am not really bothered about people not turning up yet cos 2016 is still on not yet ended, even stream 2 of B16 hasn't gone too so we still have more time to play, as e be say people never enter here much we need not worry much when the time comes no one go teach them bro blive me, and thank God say I get many funny blokes around make we just dey catch fun dey go jare gurls go soon port in sote una go taya. And as for the views and pages we ll sure get more than 2m views cos if you check B16 views now I think its about 7m plus or so with about 1986 pages as at this ninuite...... Them try ko? Toh the only reason they got to that point is because 2016 has been so crazy with buhari/budget/graduates/nysc/mobilization/sad news/giving people headache, 2016 has been the most controversial year for our Mr president and NYSC, you see so many strings attached that's y they got to that point initially e no suppose reach like that but I dey very much sure say we go reach them too but I Don't pray for it to be in a bad way like 2016 oooo. Ours is gonna be with good news en not with bad news.

As for ur fone yhmmm! sorry ooo, my advice be say make u go drop am for somewhere now oo cos phone accesories don cost like werey now, even my LG 3 wey screen break lasan dem say make I go bring 20k for comon screen, that's d disadvantage of using big phone accessories too na big money, I just vex go hide am for one old briefcase wey my papa dash me if d price don com down to 10k I go go bring am out can't come and kee my sef b4 2017 come.
Welcome back bro we don miss you sef.

arewatech:
Toh, na faso. Barka da yau.

Abdullahi Ibrahim
Katsina/Kaduna
Kano university of technology.
Mechanical Engineering.

It's nice joining you people.

Welcome oga danlami, pls find me goro for ya pocket diah before you waka far.

bussieboi:
where al dis ushers sef

I give Una easy job to arrange pple, Una no fit!

see as church scanty!
I no fit preach for dis kin church oo,

make Una get up go do evangelism carry pple enta here,
we need deir offering and tithes to go do Christmas for dubai, den london.

See this one.

Mexyz:
Osas

Banking & Finance

Great uniben

Lagos



Oya make Una welcome me, who be the usher here make she come help me with my bag.

See this one u dey find female usher ba? U better carry your logage for head follow bashnigga so that he go show you where to mount ya tent.

airbeeneezer:

Na diff heart for diff things

Korrekt.

@OP you nor try at all cos that man nor be Ekiti man ooo, I have the video too, pls get a cogent facts before coming here to post ooo.
I tried uploding the video but its not uploading, the man is not even a nigerian sef.

So even graduates still get kindergarten punishments

Bashnigga:
Na play we dey o, jst keeping d thread lively....who beef ep

Abi cos I can not com and be understanding some ikwi-kwis here again ooo.

okwue12:
uniben
biz admin

Shey na intro be this If u no do properly I ll show you 13 sheygeys (sheygey metala in yoruba lang) now.

highwhy001:
⚠NOTICE
TO ALL STREAM 2 CORPERS
You will be able to print your call up letter on the 12th - 16th of December so as to know where you are posted to and to report to camp 5th -6th of January 2017. Pls inform others You will be able to print your call up letter on the 12th - 16th of December so as to know where you are posted to and to report to camp 5th -6th of January 2017. Pls inform others
*COPIED*

NOTED we af yheard you jare my brother.

kapable75:
I see that you haf join bad gang

she yaf efen becoming shild of the world too.

Abeg make una no bring beef come here ooo, na joke every one dey oo plix.

gbotemicomm:
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See ya maut, common getaway from hiah.

bettercreature:
Government should also buy some sophisticated guns for our soldiers,i always feels like crying any time i see our soldiers carrying AK 47 in 2016

There is nothing wrong with AK47 my guy, its the condition in which you see the gun with them u should talk about (either rust or being recopled with a rope or copper wire ) AK47 is still one of the best riffles as far as am concerened.

Please watch this hillarious PCM video, people wey dey camp na which camp be this one ooo lwkmd.
https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10211486625467860&id=1430298673&_rdr

Bashnigga:
Chilax man, it was jst a simple question & a simple answer like "yes" is enough, capish

Naxo.

modash:
Please is there any tentative date for batch A 2017

No one knows yet may be April/May shar.

Chriswazo:
Me child of the world? , me no fit oo, i no fit join bad gangs rather na bad gangs de join me dope up, u feel me?!!!



Bro this your news d official?

Got the info from the elders forum (B16) n decided to post it here, but 12th is just by the corner so that's when we ll know if its real.

Notice!!! pls inform ur friends wu r in stream 2:
TO ALL STREAM 2 CORPERS
You will be able to print your call up letter on the 12th - 16th of
December so as to know where you are posted to and to report to camp 5th -6th of January 2017.
#Copied.

Might be useful for some 2016 Batch B here.

Chriswazo:
, may me self de look you, you no know say na there be sure post to betray you if i want to

Shild of the world, I can see yaf join bad gang, oya come an be going home.

cutestcuty84:
lols....best combo niyen o

Yhmmmm Bae, its better I shange my thinking now oo, something that I ve been reasoning to come and pay your bride price, so if eventuall I marry you now that's how you lld shange my life and come and be cooking earthworm and milipede for me to eat and tell me deriz no combo like it?

Mandyfrizz1:
Nysc 2016 batch B , please am I the only person that didn't get a call up number ?

Nna ehn pls go back to 2016 Batch B thread and lodge ur complain so that the elders ll guid you.

Famutimi:
he told me in my dream

Chaiii dis geh don come again ooooo.