₦airaland Forum

sharliz:
lemme give u more isale abetu, oke yeke, Ita Eko, sokori, lafenwa, elega, Ita oshin, elewe eran, imo, sapon, oke ilewo etc dem still plenty ooo

you go dey hear totoro, owu, oke-ata, fajol, iyana tekobo, ijiaye,sokori,alabata, oke-musan, amuyan-gan,igbore, ijeja, kolobo, kuto, amolasho, kuwari, ikija........ Yhmmmm posimii no fear ooh no be all these routs u go pass go work ooh just few sharr, sharliz no mention again ooh make posimii no go dey develop phobia fa.

Dream2:
Lord have mercy.

u never even yhear anything, even ibarapaaaa

Posimii:
Rili? I go dey ho early den

Yeskeh, better.

Preciousify:
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Microbiology. (sci lab tech).

Good one, na u go dey help us detect and fight any virus, bacteria, nkan-nkan and all clinical aspect of this ministry, welcome once again baybey.

Dotman2210:
Lol...even Iyana mortuary,pansheke,as in ehn

as in you go hear names of areas you go fear fear.

Posimii:
yes o na idiaba,bfor fmc

The best thing is to be leaving home early oo cos the road to that your PPA ehn Traffic dey dey am fa, if you go stay reach 7am for adigbe lasan.... Iyaf turn to kopa late comer niyen oo.

Dotman2210:
You go fear name only in Abk Adigbe,Idi mango...Idi osan nko

Lol even idi-aba, ashero, onikolobo, ago-ba, ago-odo, oke-igbehin, isale-igbehin, itoku, itoko, omida, oni-koko (cocoyam)..... many more funny area names like that if na lie ask sharliz.

ashewoboy:
@husbandmaterialboy. na true o, na husband material posimii dey find for the stage wey she dey now. posimii love, i'm husband material, 1000 yards. wa se temi, mo nife e.


if your shakara too much i go leave you go meet sharliz.

Dis one na truely ashewo boy ooh

bussieboi:
I return am give buhari

Buhari kor campari nii abeg gimme suntin joor.

Preciousify:
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Lol.
So ur eyes sharp like eagles eyes...
Ok.
Ella.
Fed poly bida.
2016.
Enugu, Abuja, Akwa ibom and Lagos.

Come wetin be ur major gan sef.

Chriswazo:
why u wan hold the key eh? see this good bad man

Officer chriswazo......... Ewo lo kan e mbe?

Preciousify:
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No be like that oooo.
I just dey observe ni ooo, no be lookers association.

Ok na Observers Congress of Nairaland (OCN) baarh. I get that.

Preciousify:
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Lol.
So ur eyes sharp like eagles eyes...
Ok.
Ella.
Fed poly bida.
2016.
Enugu, Abuja, Akwa ibom and Lagos.

Welcome preciousify, so u sef follow for the group association of looker on nairaland shey? Kontunu.

Ahh chevron estate loun loun? U no tell d gateman say I miss road 350k P.A .... How much d company wan pay you nah. Anyways good to see you here once again.

bussieboi:
ontop small church mata una wan call United nations general meeting abi na G8 una wan do

in una case na G2 as una just be 2

Yaf cross the line again, Don't you know ya insulting the elders?

bussieboi:
I no go enta again I promise

Okay oya give me the key to za oza room.

Atama1:
How true is it that there would be 4 batches in 2017?

That's a joke brother ATAMA1, initially it was 3 batches in a year and that has stopped since 2013/14, but now 2 batches in a year so Don't be fooled bro.

You know nigerians with rumour are like this.

udochukwudelight:
udochukwudelight
library and information science
UNN
Anambra, AkwaIbom, Benue

Welcome bro, but year of graduation is missing.
Cc:brother bashnigga pls do the needful.

cypsela:
cypse
Unilag
Accounting
2016
Lagos

I finished from Unilag but wud like to serve in Lagos,, how can i work it out

Welcome fellow lasgidi nigg, yes its possible but only with ur long leg.

Bashnigga:
I've bought them already,na even 10 gallons of palm oil i buy plus diff colours of candle

Who told you to buy candles again do you want to set the elders ablaze?

Chriswazo:
, na so you twist am ni, hahahahahahah. you don play me 1-0 be that na, no problem

hehehehehee, as if I care....

chumaster:
he is still sleeping, he will wake up soon

Ahh sleeping by this time? Wey people don comot for camp finish he still dey sleep, abi dem don start personal purnishment drilling for am nii, make we go help am with placards ooh so to get sojo girlfriend sef na war? Why everything come be war for soldier mata nah.

justifiedcoyy:
pleqse, be fast about it

Okay sir

guruvicawelt:
hmmm wait o no b d awakeuche were been dey tell us about how e fall inlove with an army lady in camp dats if am not wrong mayb them done pana beat am after camp naw..

Na him ooh, omo na wetin I dey think be that ooo.

justifiedcoyy:
it is well.

I'm lost

Don't worry we ll find you with google.

guruvicawelt:
hehehe ah ma man, e for better i fall inside gutter than make i fall for woman.. mah mama sabi cry easily..

Lol mama no go find wife for you now abi, but nor let d old woman cry ooh.

Chriswazo:
look at this man o, Segunk1 come see this one o, he wan take our new comer to private. Abeg as a rule, our ministry don't arrange private or secret meetings for our new comers. We understand that the power of sin is secrecy and at such do not allow suspicious private meetings fa. We also want to state for record purposes that we do not have any other branch for now aside from the Headquarters, no whatsapp branch. This is a digital ministry and at such encourage all her members to always follow our 24hrs service online, the website is www.nairaland.com/prospectivenysc2017batchAcorpsmembers. Please do not forsake the gathering of the brethren.
Thank you and remain blessed.

Gbam!!! Chriswazo yaf talk it finish, bussieboi Don't go and shange it for zinnychy in za oza room pls keep our ministry holy kaji ko.

Bashnigga:
No o head pastor, I was in the spirit

Spikini? Aren't you supposed to be speaking in tongues? you are busy speaking in adekunle gold's tongue shebi ok kontunu, I know what to do on your case.

bussieboi:
we gats call elders meeting to determine dis brethren fate

Seriously crucial meeting sef.

Chriswazo:
na G.O you wan flog? You never hear "touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm".

G.O kor general observer nii.

Naso awakeuche vanish just like that wey he no even look back say he still get family for hia, abeg chumaster, justifiedcoyy make una find am ooh.

guruvicawelt:
lolz calaber gals are still d best.. d ones i done see fa der front and back are mesmerising.. as i dey lag so i just wan buy better hanky were i go take cover eye when i enta der.. i must resist temptation by all means

Lolz guy you too funny, no go cover eyes enter gutter ooh.