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cutestcuty84:
yea o,bread and lizard sardine

Lizard sardine keh, Nna ehn which kind thing be dis sef, eeeh heeh moma wa ri'ogo ooh.

@chriswazo, are u Judas iscariot nii, okay go n report at the security post till 2017, I won't let u fail me d 3rd time ihotago?

@bashnigga you ehn yhmmm just let me be washing you like this first.

Lol

Fabulocity:
You've never had tea and yam you're missing! Best combo ever. Tea AND yam...well, fried yam

Nna ehn make pesin no chaw dat one finish begin dey misbehave ooh.

chumaster:
how did you know

Leave famutimi now make coyy com catch her, woo he we twist ur nose weri weh.

Chriswazo:
, and what is the name of the ministry sef?

@Head usher re u d one asking this quenchion?? Iyam shameful for you.

Greatness366:
Chia camp haff taya me ooo no rest no sleep white canvas everytime crowded room so tey every body get cough and catarrh cos of poor ventillation to baff sef na wahala d oda day person say my water enter her mouth for bathroom d matter taya me abeg let camp finish joor but is Fun as same time stressful i don black con slim join am hmmn life of a kofa in camp ODIEGWU O

Ur water enter her mouth for bathroom u no ask her if her mouth don slakk nii. Na different orisirisi u go dey hear for that place sef.

intergral:
bro the last time i fought with somebody was 14 years ago so u see am not the type that gets angry with something like this .... There are a thousand things to joke about why bomb?.... Is it because my name is Abubakar or because am from Adamawa? Or is it normal for somebody to walk with bomb in his pocket? Am not angry am just trying to tell him that he should know how sensitive some jokes are before you tell them...

Noted Mr Abu, you welcome to the ministry, please take a sit.

intergral:
i find your last 8 words very offensive ... Bomb? Meaning?

Offensive Bros sorry oo nor vex na joke, if you intend taking things too serious for Gland u go fight plenty people ooh, someone can not even play with you, is that how you use to do?

Nairalane:
pls, add my number to any whatsapp group for update 07033880986

Get mobilised first before looking for any whatsapp group. Don't go and spoil NYSC's mind ooo and they ll now come and be telling us that there won't be any mobilization in 2017 please abeg.

chumaster:
well these might be the reasons why coyy is yet to report here;

-- no light to charge phone(but mami dey na )
-- sub has finished and no money in camp to resuscribe again.
--- Less free time
--- Just don't want to
--- NO NETWORK AT OSUN CAMP

Well I agree with you though.

intergral:
Intergral

Adamawa State University (ADSU)

Mathematics

2016

Abuja, Delta, Benue and Nasarawa!

You are welcome bro just forward match to the gallery and find a space to sit, hope bomb no dey ur pocket oo henn.

@chumaster make una find justifiedcoyy ooh, and nice picture bro.

@posimii, yhmmm! pesin go fit recognise you for inside darkness like dis? Na untill you shine teeth oooh pele dear.

@awakeuche d babe set ooo, wetin she com do now?

bussieboi:
even even whatapp group sef wud turn into a gay group!

guys to girls ratio wud be counting 50:1

I swear.

asunnu:
Dear Nairalanders, please advise a sister.
My marriage to my husband is just 13months and it's like I don't know him despite we courting for 6years before settling down.

My husband is so desperate (so to say) for money, he is into a lot of things I.e Lotto, MMM, get help, e.t.c that I'm not cool with. He has a well paid job, though I'm a stay home wife. Already told him he should let me know if the burden is too much on him so that I can get a job since he was the one that actually told me to stop work at the initial stage.

Please what's your take on it?

Madam please leave that man let him hustle joor if he no provide ur need now u ll complain in as much as he's isn't into crime free him if he's not getting money from lotto he lld have stopped it as for MMM that one is legal if you Don't violate their terms and condition. Abi you like this recession nii? In as much as he's doing his duties at home, madam pray for him instead of complaining everything in life is risk.

@awakeuche is this the babe you ve been talking about?

Chriswazo:
Na so bro




My take too, na all these young and new breeds go derail the objective of this thread, d ought to have checked out previous sets on NL, how d were organized on their thread til the time of their camping sef.
As for me, i remain here forever til is ripe to join whatsapp. If you go there now, na so te unnecessary chatter as there is nothing important to talk about yet.

[color=#000000]People relax on whatsapp for now, is not yet time[/color]

Yeah guys should chilax now as there is no concrete info to discuss on whatsapp for now besides the what'sapp thing should be the last thing after online successful registration and call up letter ehn hen that's where d group thing comes in especially for people camping in the same state. Creating whatsapp group at this time ehn that's when you ll see some people advertising recharge cards and data + unnecessary posts en that lld run off ur battery when there is nothing tangible to discuss about.

awakeuche:
Days are becoming episodal here, the more we stay clustered in camp the more we lose foresight of what we want to do, i am currently listening to the SAED instructors talk about sme's and shiit, and all i can think about is how uptight all this mofo's are.... Notwithstanding i see the whole point in skill acquisition. Business is the way forward for a growing economy like Nigeria. Now stream 2 yall, this isn't some educational cra.p to assist you when you eventually make it to camp, but me pouring out my fustrations on yall.... Even the big yanshes no longer have the power to motivate me, i have joined every frigging group in camp, i am even dancing in a group filled with mad sex starved babes.... I joined a drama group today and is currently sitting very close to a very sexy big assed babe, she ain't smiling and i ain't quitting.. Make i just try my luck sha..... Lest i forget i finally spoke to the army sergent, and she didnt find it funny o, asking me if i'm not afraid and shii, i told her boldly that i didn't mean any offence, that i admired her for her strength and verve and would be honored to be her friend. This babe just walked away, leaving me standing like a complete mumu der,... Anyhow i close that chapter for now until maybe on pass out

I too dey feel you my guy and guruvicawelt too, thumz up niggz.

But @awakeuche no go let that soldier lady shange am for u ooo, make she no go remove ut two teeths b4 camp end ooh.

Kaiii! Posimii go don black weweeh with that sun.

Abeg wey justifiedcoyy ooh, na burundi him go serve, we no even see his Ogor not to talk of breaklight sef @chumaster make una find am ooh he must not lost oo

[quote author=Chriswazo post=51497671]That's what i think too. There is no concrete matter on ground to discuss on whatsapp, so is irrelevant for now. You talk of whatsapp when you have been posted to a state, you can then connect to people that will be serving with you and hook up for tp, that's my take tho.
Am not entering any group now, don't need disturbance from unnecessary gabble now.[/quote.]

Shebi?? I taya ooo.

[quote author=Chriswazo post=51497671]That's what i think too. There is no concrete matter on ground to discuss on whatsapp, so is irrelevant for now. You talk of whatsapp when you have been posted to a state, you can then connect to people that will be serving with you and hook up for tp, that's my take tho.
Am not entering any group now, don't need disturbance from unnecessary gabble now.[/quote.]

Shebi??

Abeg make una cool down oo, who even send una whatsapp group sef, isn't this place enough for you guys to share whatever you want to share nii? Aside that you guys lld be missing a lot cos ur attention here would be diverted to that whatsapp group and mind you Batch B16 are also here to help us with their updates and experience in camp. So instead of creating whatsapp group visit batch B16 thread once in a while am very much sure u lld learn something from people in camp, we ll create whatsapp group but not now abeg all these new commers sef una no dey ask una elders before una go begin dey do fala folo.

Posimii:
Ahhaaahaaa,don't kno wat to say. Glo line doesn't connect at all in my hostel,it only go tru on parade ground and those soldiers yhmmmm,dare dem not else my level go change from phoneful to phoneless.
I missed u guys shaaa,seriously I really do.
I sha don buy airtel line so I go fit dey konet small for night.

Uhmm hmm! Ngwanu my mind just dey come down small small, doh omalicha nwa, hope dey re not stressing you too much.

Philgbeee:
no b only muscle I go even gather bone join..I resemble small Doctor for ur eye...Broz u no get joy oo

Lol! Ehn stay indoor now make boredomness wound you for left eye

Actually, wasn't mobilized with 16B so I surmoned courage to get a mansion in 17A, never the less I still never forget 16B as grass root. Really enjoying the updates, those who still find time to give updates even at their drills and busy schedules in camp... Hail thee kudos to y'all. Likes of awakeuche and guruvicawelt, them make me laff out loud sote people dey ask me guy what is wronging you?

@awakeuche pls more updates especially you and the soldier lady part.

@guruvicawelt the baggy frog jump guy.. Lmao always getting in trouble with soldiers. How far with your ukrainian babe?

@yormiee. Welcome back more updates bro.

@chumaster sef no com dey visible again.

Abeg make una help me find my sweetheart oo @posimii hope soldier never collect her for my hand sharr, she sef com enter Ghost mode.
Big ups to u guys for keeping it real. More updates please the lord is your muscle. Thanks.

holuwakore:
ure welcome, take d driver sit and let's move

You sure say that guy sabi drive? We no want accident o. You no go leave am make he join the ushers jejely.

Philgbeee:
Broz your location plss

Oya dey come ojodu berger, lagos. Make u gather muscle cos u go carry speakers and mixer ooo

Debbiesimi:
Happy Sunday everyone.. . I finished my bsc program this year but am not ready to serve bcoz I just gave birth after batch a in Feb 2017 pls when is the nxt batch and hope it's not too late for me to serve m not up to 30 tho

same here, congrats dear hows ur baby doing, i think you should inform your school's DSA office. defile if mobilized and not yet ready. 2017 A mobilization should be either April, may, June no one is sure about that yet, then batch B 17 should be by this time Oct/nov not sure yet but that lld be d least Nysc and FG would go in 2017 by then ur baby go don turn big boy/girl begin use that small teeth bite remote edge. But still visit the DSA office, tell them you re not ready to go for service yet n let them guide you on it. Cheers dear regards to our new born omomo oh.

Philgbeee:
lwkm...Nysc palava..Broz u get work for me?am tired of staying indoor for about 23hrs of the 24hrs available

Lol! I better come join me dey do my DJ work take clear nysc doubts.

Philgbeee:
is too early for all of this speculations sef.. let's have fun here jare...

Shebi , I yaf tayad for all dis kind news fa. Make una no come begin spoil peopl mind say service no dey for 2017 oooh.

Hiah, tream 2 people make una cool down January is just by the corner.