₦airaland Forum

Lil B®ight™©:
Hey sweetie just viewed ur profile and saw ur too pretty to be a united fan join AC Milan even though we lost form as united but I know we'll rise before em

Bright Ibeje, so you're chasing a girl on the internet? Wait make i catch you for church on sunday.

Hi everyone. My boss laptop fell off his desk today and the hard disk got damaged. is there any means of retrieving the files on it? We were told at computer village that there were some technicians who specialised in retrieving such lost files. Pls i would likd to know if it is possible and were to find such professionals. Pls positive responses are needed asap.

Billyonaire: First time, I ate with rice, I felt joy. I bathed and went to bed. The bed started turning and shaking, then the bed started turning upside down, I held very tightly on the bed, I turned and lied on my stomach and fastened my hands on the bed so hard. Then came the voice, "Listen, you are feeling hot, remove your cloths, then go outside naked and take some breeze", I knew this was madness, I told the voice, "shut the Bleep up", I stood up from the bed and locked the door and hide the key so the voice can not make me get silly. I was battling the voice until I slept off and woke up the next day.

Since then, I have tried it severally but socially, and I have even moved on to sk, crack, heroin and Ephedrine on trial basis. My experience with sk cocktail on vodka was exciting, after a glass of the cocktail, I had a mighty erection, I drove out to e-bar and got a pretty lady, I drove straight to Trends, and got a room, I pounded on a call-girl for 3 straight hours but even though I had those voices in my head, I made sure the cd was doubled and at one time trippled. I could feel my veins/muscles expanding and my heart was beating to a point i felt it might come out of my chest, my lungs operated on highest rythmn, my breathing was loud. After the thundering coming, I jumped up, and locked myself in the bathroom and breath for abt 30 minutes, the call-girl had orgasm thrice and when she realize I was in the bathroom too long, she came pushing the door to see whats up, I told her to give me some time. I would have had a cardiac arrest if I wasnt young.

My experience with ephedrine is not fit for the thread.

Most times, experiences are necessary but could be disastrous, if you can, stay off drugs, if you cant, be moderate. No superman there.

Hmmmm na wa o! Oga Billy,you sef dey do am? Who cum remain na

Jarus: I don't do weeds, and hate it, but guys do it where I play football in my estate.

Which estate is that?

RINE.:
E go carry government work for head instead of shoulder. Why?. Abeg return if POSSIBLE!.

funny.

Smh for my country.

Na was o. Something similar happened at Nigerian millitary barracks,ojo cantonement. When indigenes began to sell undeveloped army land. You need to have seen the classy houses destroyed when the army buldozers rolled in,over 1000 posh houses were destroyed in that "monkey village".That was the name of the place. I think the past commandant of those millitary settlement should be quized.

Igwebuike! Senator chris Nwabueze Ngige, the government house is waiting for you.

talktimi: Hehehehehehe Amaechi Amaechi, shey because nobody wan talk about your closeness with Soboma George ? Ok how come you didnt say or do anything when your boss Odili was using, funding & arming militants to destroy ph and environs during your tenure as speaker in his fight against Abiye Sekibo who equally had his own foot soldiers ? You cant claim not to be aware or involved in some way na... Chai !!! Na wa for some people sha o

Nor mind am. He thinks everybody is ignorant of the fact he's an "Aromate" . The man seems to have abandoned state matters for public speaking. The only thing we read out of rivers state nowadays is about Amaechi going from one occasion to another throwing allegations here and there. Rotimi Amaechi,for the records,tho you have my sympathy,you're not more saintly than all the people you're fighting against. Abeg cool down small.

Its very obvious that there's more to this private jet issue than we know. How many members of Oritshejafor's church has a car? How many people contributed the billions to buy the private jet? How is the jet being maintained? Or after contributing money to buy a gift for "pastor" then church will continue to collect maintainance "offering"?

I'm a very good christian who believes in the tenets of christ completely,but this jet matter reeks of corruption. Why is it at the time when oritshejafor became the sub presidency spokesperson that the church decided to "dash" papa a private jet?

Abeg make nobody come tell us say na meat dey inside sardine.

Its very obvious that there's more to this private jet issue than we know. How many members of Oritshejafor's church has a car? How many people contributed the billions to buy the private jet? How is the jet being maintained? Or after contributing money to buy a gift for "pastor" then church will continue to collect maintainance "offering"?

I'm a very good christian who believes in the tenets of christ completely,but this jet matter reeks of corruption. Why is it at the time when oritshejafor became the sub presidency spokesperson that the church decided to "dash" papa a private jet?

Abeg make nobody come tell us say na fish dey inside sardine.

ochilikoko: you should be constructive.Fuel price have been steady hence,far from being a problem to any Nigerian.Buhari is d brain child of Boko whom we shall still come for b4 2016(this is if truelly you want corruption to get dusted)..Fresh air jaree

You must be a dunce to keep chanting this "boko haram is the brainchild of Buhari" nonsense.where you too small or too busy playing "mummy and daddy play" to read the papers when the former NSA said "PDP is boko haram and boko haram is PDP"? Or when Mr president himself buttressed this by saying boko haram has infilterated his government? Or you're probably too dense to remember. Abeg its high we called a spade a spade and not a garden tool. As for all of you chanting fresh air, I guess you're refering to the fresh artificial air coming from your a/c. Fresh air my black hairy a55

So Obama is now the sub-president of Nigeria? At this point, it is crystal clear that our president has no business being in Aso rock. Imagine a democratically elected president of a sovereign nation begging another president to come fix his country . Oga jona,while you're begging for your "mess of porridge",remember the story of Esau. I can't imagine a south african or even a ghanaian president begging USA to come fix their country. Giant of Africa indeed!:-x

Its called the hands of Esau but the voice Jacob...

This man must confused. What point is he trying to make?

Why na...would have been better if she had smashed to pieces. One less maniac the world can do without!

Mr Nackson,oh sorry Dickson,can you pls share the said track records of jona jang with us? But before you do pls clean the "oyel" at the right corner of your mouth.

Amaechi shouldn't think of leaving PDP,that will only amount to jumping from frying pan to fire for him. PDP is not GEJ's private property. So he shouldn't be coerced into leaving the party. GEJ's camp has done their worst,they wouldn't dare expelling him,they'll only try to impeach,but GEJ should know that Nigerians are watching and waiting patiently. This is a clear sign that to him that so many of his supposed supporters would sell him out for a plate of porridge,(if the time and circunstances are right) without batting an eyelid. As for Akpabio/Jang and the 'gang',posterity will jugde. I saw the video of the election and I shame for Mimiko,Akpabio,Jang Obi and co. Only God knows what the president has on them to make them so cowered. I sha know say one day,they'll realise their folly and stop this show of shame. Akpabio on his own is an unrepentat,serial electoral criminal,remember how overfed himself on dog meat and stale palmwine,and came on t.v to say he changed the name of a senatorial candidate in his state.
Amaechi should stay and fight from within,he's more of a threat to GEJ from within. There's no refuge for him in APC. I know him to be a fighter. Its not easy standing up to your cappone(Odili) and still coming out victorious.
As for goodluck ebele jonathan,his conduct on this Amaechi/jonathan saga,only gives substance to the saying,"power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely!"

gtrust: Stop noise!
Jang was selected to be Chairman of the governors' forum.
That is the way it has always been.
He never contested and there has never been a time when people contested by secret ballot in a peer relationship.

You have to open support: in words and in deeds!

People just set up Amaechi for destruction and I wonder why Amaechi has not realised this.
Just like a foolish rich boy who has many friends but when the money finish....

It's a peer relationship my friend and the chairman does not direct other governors on how to govern their states so why election for what

Do you not belong to a peer relationship at your work place
It's an amicable thing, full of fun and no back-biting. it's for support and not for humiliation.

Akpabio/Jang new all these and still went ahead and participated in the election? Abeg that's an old mariner's tale!

Let them burn to ashes and rot in hell. Good riddance !!!

And another one at home.

And another one. Papy j,my kid hanging out with davido and onome(young6)


And anothere one of him with Tunde Ednut. Dude is baaadt! You can check his track on naija music sites.He's Redeemer's university's finest,hottest and illest artiste.

Since posing with celebs seems to be the ish,here's mine.

Since posting pix with celebs seems to be the ish,I decided to post some of mine. But not just I'm posting the most unusual ones

blackface did himself a great disservice by teeming with those igbosmoking never do wells(rocksteady,mallam spicy etc) and forming a street gang,yes gang.began to sing anti government songs.he was at a street jam at iba estate(swagger night) last december and I heard he was paid less than 20k. He lives at akesan/egan around igando area of Lagos. The same place Marvelous benji now lives. Blackface is still a good lyricist and hot material but didn't know to play the game in a modern way. Imagine that his(uncles) house at festac used to be the base of plantashun boiz back in the days and his uncle a colonel in the Nigerian army used to be the sponsor of the group.

Most wanted indeed. So General Buhari has become a needle in a hay sack wey dem dey find? The same Boko Haram that tracked someone as private and conservative as General Shuwa? abeg talk another one. This one no jell.

Pls let's not heart tomorrow morning that the suspect has died under questionable circumstances o. Grill him for all the information he's worth. Kudos to the galant officers and R.I.P to the fallen officers.

This is a welcome development. Right step in the right direction.

Imagine the trash this oaf is spewing. Abeg,someone remind me where oshiomole is from and what state he governs? Where Chris Ngige is from and if he represents any western state in the senate. But No be in fault, na in Oga wey put medical doctor as head of media team. Talk about square peg in round hole,but this is a big fat pig in a fishpond.

bankyblue: Hmmmm! Re u working with other network company? Y do u want to
De brand them? to bad of u

What matters is if my post has any substance.

[quote author=pDude]How much did Etisalat pay you to do this smear campaign

See as etisalat don sharpaly start smear campaign on top nairaland o. Dem nor even waste time [/quot



Etisalat pay me kwa I pray o.

This a call to all phone users to boycott the use of MTN lines at least for the next few days or if have to use it,don't recharge your sim. Your airtime will be deducted without justification. Its happened to me twice today. The first timee,I called the customer service and the operative apoligised and said it will be refunded.that the deduction was due to maintanance. But when I asked when I will be refunded, he said "after the maintanance,pls just call us." When asked how long the maintanance will take so I'll know when to call back, he said "I really can't say". Only for me "load" my phone again and the same thing happened immediately after. I'm not trying to "pour sand in anybody's garri" but just so you all won't fall mugu. Cos if you no get airtime,you no fit mistakenly call,MTN doesn't have any freebies to offer subscribers and still turn around to "rob" us. Abeg this is too much.pls folks,avoid them like a plague if you can till after the "maintanance" wey no get end.