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Religion / Re: "Atheism Is The Dumbest, Most Stupid, Ignorant, Idiotic Thing You Could Imagine" by segunojo866: 1:52pm On Oct 11, 2017
Sebastine1606:

The good news is that Jesus is always ready to accept whoever confesses his sin and come to Him
I hope Jesus Christ is always ready to kiss atheists ass? cheesy
Religion / Re: Atheists, Christians, Muslims And Deists Are All Irrational People by segunojo866: 1:43pm On Oct 11, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Your question has been effectively answered a billion times in history.

A professor said to Greg, “I hear you won an award, how did you do that ?
Greg replied, “It is God that is doing everything for us sir.”
Professor, God ?
Greg, Yes sir
Prof, “Which God ?
Geg, He is in heaven,
Prof, can you see your God ?
Geg, No sir.
Prof, Can you touch your God
Greg, No sir.

Prof says angrily, Then there is no God !!!
Greg looks surprised by this s0-called intelligent mans opinion.
Prof then says that science has proven it, that anything you cant see or touch does not exist. Therefore you don’t have a God !!!! I am a Prof, I know things that you don’t.

Greg recovers and asks, Prof how do you know there is no God ?
Prof says, Common sense, I use my sense.
Grey asks, where is your sense ?
Prof says, It is up here, pointing to his head.
Grey asks, Can you see your sense ?
Prof says, No.
Greg asks, Can you touch your sense ?
Prof says, no.
Greg says, That means that your sense don’t exist, because according to science anything you cant see or touch does not exit. Therefore you don’t have any sense prof.
funny grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 1:40pm On Oct 11, 2017
olaleks007:


Bros u spoil o
cheesy
Religion / Re: Renowned Evolutionist Turns Creationist And Christian by segunojo866: 1:39pm On Oct 11, 2017
dalaman:


There are people here who believe Yahweh is real but can't even demonstrate or show that he's not more than an illusion.
especially women. The idea of a personal god is bullshit
Religion / Re: Christians Is Jesus Christ Still Alive Or Dead? by segunojo866: 12:28pm On Oct 11, 2017
OtemAtum:


Faulkin(Zeusus Krista) has been in existence more than a billion years ago. He is the firstborn child ever given birth to by a god. Here is the history of how he was born


you are getting weird everyday.
Religion / Re: Having Sex In The Church Toilet by segunojo866: 12:22pm On Oct 11, 2017
Veraatabeh:
who talk to u
see babe stop all these lies hell fire is an imaginary story
Religion / Re: Renowned Evolutionist Turns Creationist And Christian by segunojo866: 12:19pm On Oct 11, 2017
dalaman:
After dumping evolution, was he able to provide evidence that Yahweh created the human cell or did he just believe in the stories like everyone else?
even a five year old child knows that Yahweh is an illusion just like Superman

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Religion / Re: Atheists, Christians, Muslims And Deists Are All Irrational People by segunojo866: 12:17pm On Oct 11, 2017
ScienceWatch:
Sorry to disappoint you segunojo866, those that have tried to beat the gods all ended up insane. Atheists has realized that their sick dreams of destroying all religions especially Islam and Christianity will NEVER succeed.

I have always advised Atheists that I see a unique talent among most of them that can be used profitably and effectively. Instead of dismantling, analyzing and trashing religions, they should target their hatred toward man made products.

Atheists can also creatively use Evolution theory and cleverly mixed it into their arguments to prove that the Toyota engine pistons evolved from disgruntled nuts and bolts.
is God real?
Romance / Re: He Always Want To Touch Me by segunojo866: 12:11pm On Oct 11, 2017
Lewaluv:
My ex would do dis to me all d time. My family is not affectionate at All. So im not a touchy feely person. And he was super touchy feely. Feelin on d boobs and d ass all d time. Honestly I would grope him roughly in an obnoxious way when he grope me until he ran away from me.

I showed him how it felt.
I still don't understand why guys touch women dirty menstruation body. I can't imagine myself touching bloody pu**y
Religion / Re: Sex Magick: How To Cast Powerful Spells With Your Sperm & Orgasm by segunojo866: 12:02pm On Oct 11, 2017
Ije004:
I have sex with several people in dreams. At times they come in form of people I know.

What could be the cause Baba?

Pls for the purpose of anonymity you can reply without quoting my message.

Many blessings!
you need to sex and don't allow theist deceive you it's a spiritual attack. It's natural when you haven't sex for long
Romance / Re: 10 Sure Ways To Sustain Your Marriage And Have A Happy Marriage by segunojo866: 11:59am On Oct 11, 2017
bingbagbo:
yeah these are proven ways to sustain marriage

1. Pray and read the bible together with your spouse

2. dont think about your spouse possibly cheating...there is nothing you can do about it by the way

3. Go on regular relaxation trips

4. chat a lot online

5. talk sex with your spouse

6. dont bear grudges

7. eat from the same plate

8. have a confession day where you both confess your wrongs and forgive each other

9. Dont keep friends, or dont discuss your marriage with anyone

10. support each other


happy marriage in Jesus name kiss
all is bullshit
Religion / Re: Atheists, Christians, Muslims And Deists Are All Irrational People by segunojo866: 11:57am On Oct 11, 2017
ScienceWatch:
So the great men you are referring to is hopefulLandlord And martenz19.. They have done well. Existence and creation is sorted !
of course
Investment / Re: What Has Happened To MMM United? Has MMM United Crashed? by segunojo866: 11:52am On Oct 11, 2017
oluwatodimu1:
Any updates about mmm united
r.i.p mmm United grin
Religion / Re: Atheists, Christians, Muslims And Deists Are All Irrational People by segunojo866: 11:29am On Oct 11, 2017
ScienceWatch:
segunojo866, are you referring to these great men, Charles Darwin, Sigmund Freud, Thomas Henry Huxley, Albert Einstein
and Fredrick Nietzsche ?
no am referring to hopefulLandlord And martenz19 grin
Religion / Re: Atheists, Christians, Muslims And Deists Are All Irrational People by segunojo866: 9:55am On Oct 11, 2017
ScienceWatch:
The case Enilove presented can never be understood with logic alone, neither can it be properly understood with higher REASON. This ls the reason educated person battle foolishly with sacred doctrines and end up looking dumb.
if great men can't come to conclusion about our existence, it's best to conclude that there is no accurate explanation about creation
Religion / Re: Why Do Man Debate The Existence Of A 'god'? A Candid Question. by segunojo866: 9:35am On Oct 11, 2017
taoheedoriloye:
seun osewa come out from you cave time for you to tell us your own side of the story.
shesweetdie#
do you have anything to say?
seun osewa is not hiding but using a different account to commit weird stuff grin
Religion / Re: Why Do Man Debate The Existence Of A 'god'? A Candid Question. by segunojo866: 9:33am On Oct 11, 2017
delexy123:
Pls, where have all the theists and atheists gone to? I need your inputs biko!
it's too early for atheists discussion. Don't you know people are in their work place?
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 9:27am On Oct 11, 2017
Kingfanak:


with that breast.s she's always exposing!
i don't joke with my Vaseline anytime i sight it
ride on bro very soon you will get to stardom
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 9:24am On Oct 11, 2017
diego101:
Lol babe ditch him .. life is too short for that
The better you get him out of your life the better
cheesy
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 9:22am On Oct 11, 2017
olaleks007:
Na today. Shebi na ordinary sleep d guy sleep and no be say he marry ur best friend


Abeg dis one no be news. NEXT
Bros you bad o
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 9:19am On Oct 11, 2017
Kingfanak:

my friend and i have done it no be today, i will wait outside, if he finish i go enter, buh the two of us doing it together at a time, never, that's gay. our balls will be hitting each other.

as for true love, the only true love i have is rihanna, if i don't get in this life i will get her in the next.
I hope you are not manstubating rihanna in this current life? grin
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 9:12am On Oct 11, 2017
ggrin:
My best friend slept with my boyfriend, I still love my boyfriend and I think we are going to be together again, but I cannot get it out of my head what both of them did to me.

My boyfriend said we were on a break when it happened, they were totally smashed and had sex. My friend has been my best friend for like nearly ten years, and she very well knew, break or not, how passionately in love I am with him.

Her excuse that it was that she was just really drunk and lonely and he was just there. His excuse is that we were on a break. While we were on this break about 2 months ago, I kissed someone else sad, wrong, I know, but I was honest with my boyfriend about it when we decided to get back together, he kept throwing it in my face, guilt tripping me about kissing someone else while we were on a break.

Then come to find out on that same break he had slept with my best friend but failed to tell me about it. But through all of this, I still love him, but hate him at the same time from taking away my best friend from me cry...I really love this guy cry...I don't know what to do cry
firstly you are wrong kissing someone else and secondly your friend is an alcoholic female dog. Please that your bf won't marry you. I won't be surprised if your bf is jobless
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 9:06am On Oct 11, 2017
Revolva:
after all what do young women know how to do

f..uck around with everyone...dat why de say all young women r ..s..l..u..t..s
brother me just tire for women matter self angry
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 9:04am On Oct 11, 2017
Kingfanak:

it is simple as abc.
it is not necessary they are both present
you can tell one to wait outside
after, you done with the one inside ...you tell her to call the on outside

very simple
do you practice what you are typing on nairaland? cheesy what if you do three some with a guy on your gf? It's also simple you can be sexing her anus while the other guy will be handling the pu**y!! !! I hope you try it with your true love
Romance / Re: My Boyfriend Slept With My Best Friend by segunojo866: 7:48am On Oct 11, 2017
Kingfanak:
Go and do thre.esome with him and ur best friend
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Why are girls stingy like this

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nairaland una dey craze abi
bad guy but to be honest with you i can't sleep with multiple girls.
Romance / Re: Any HIV Positive Person On Nairaland? by segunojo866: 7:34am On Oct 11, 2017
mofeoluwadassah:
hmmm....anything for the attention sha cry
of course
Religion / Re: "Atheism Is The Dumbest, Most Stupid, Ignorant, Idiotic Thing You Could Imagine" by segunojo866: 6:20am On Oct 11, 2017
butterflyl1on:



I concur!

grin
Religion / Re: "Atheism Is The Dumbest, Most Stupid, Ignorant, Idiotic Thing You Could Imagine" by segunojo866: 6:19am On Oct 11, 2017
dalaman:



You, the person who wrote that passage and the God it was written in support of are all foolish foools.
god grin
Romance / Re: Any HIV Positive Person On Nairaland? by segunojo866: 10:12pm On Oct 10, 2017
MaritzaNL:
Nope, why should I?
grin
Religion / Re: Any Nairaland Girl Interested In An Atheist Guy? by segunojo866: 10:10pm On Oct 10, 2017
Nuhvey:

Hmm, so ure into weird and frustrated people?? cheesy cheesy
cheesy
Religion / Re: Christians Is Jesus Christ Still Alive Or Dead? by segunojo866: 10:10pm On Oct 10, 2017
bloodofthelamb:
HE DIED AND ROSE AGAIN THE THIRD DAY...HE IS ALIVE FOR EVER...DEATH COULD NOT HOLD BACK LIFE...DARKNESS COULD NOT OVERSHADOW LIGHT...GLORY TO CHRIST JESUS FOR EVER. AMEN!
grin

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