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Autos / Re: 2024 Mercedes Benz E200 For Sale by Sellfish(m): 4:06pm On Sep 18
cr7lomo:
63k dols for the E350 ( 450miles) thats brand new + shipping at 1650 is 104m... clearing should be about 18k dols at 1500 = 27m ... so with 131m , this car is at ur door step... urs is E200 , meaning it's a 4 cylinder with less options ... and u are putting it for 210m .... even if a dealer imports the E350 version which is a serious upgrade from the e200 version, he would not sell more than 160m or 170m ...making a huge profit of 30 to 40 m ... but ur own is 210m for the lowest grade ( e200)... how greedy can u get ??

Chochochocho

Mathematician on another man's business


Import your own and sell for 50m

Show the op how it's properly done
Autos / Re: 2003 Honda Accord EXL (Full option) V6 for sale by Sellfish(m): 12:15pm On Sep 18
Available
Car Talk / Re: I Bought 10k Fuel = 8L, My Car Used It Up With 19km Drive, Is It Okay? (pics) by Sellfish(m): 8:09pm On Sep 17
Bazztadewu:
I drive v6,and just 5litres will take me to a journey of at least 25km....1 liter will take me almost 2km or 3km before it stalls. You have bad spark plugs,no catalyst. 4plugs consuming fuel.never

Sick pesin advising sick pesin

Your v6 is sick...I own a Honda v6 that does 8km per liter in town, and 10km per litre highway...

U and op dey the same WhatsApp group..So rest

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Autos / Re: Advise A Newbie Buying His First Car by Sellfish(m): 1:11pm On Sep 16
ticker:
Mehn too expensive

I agree

Just be sure not to go cheap and spend on repairs later

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Autos / Re: Advise A Newbie Buying His First Car by Sellfish(m): 11:19am On Sep 16
ticker:
can 1.5M get me a toks? I'm looking at EOD bruv

Nope ..Toks is close to 5m now

EOD right here ..toks standard

https://www.nairaland.com/8212072/2003-honda-accord-exl-full
Autos / Re: 2003 Honda Accord EXL (Full option) V6 for sale by Sellfish(m): 6:08pm On Sep 15
Still available
Politics / Re: First Set Of Trucks Begin Petrol Loading At Dangote Refinery by Sellfish(m): 4:16pm On Sep 15
Tales and more tales while ignoring the main issue undecided


HOW MUCH will the damn fucking fuel be sold to the end user?

HOW MUCH!!!!!!! angry

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Religion / Re: Pastor Sends Groom Out Of Church On His Wedding Day For Not Shaving Beards (vid) by Sellfish(m): 6:27pm On Sep 14
doggedfighter:
A simple trimming would have been okay.

But you had to leave it long like a Muslim terrorist bomber.


Only to trim it in church in front of your guests.

Maybe the bride suggested he trim it but he was obstinate as a he- goat.

The beard looks good on him trimmed.

Why are you taking the matter so muscular? grin



Did the guy nak you and run?

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Autos / Re: **Further Discounted** 2008 Toyota Sienna LE N4.6Million by Sellfish(m): 5:53pm On Sep 14
lurvy:


Guys, be careful.. do your due diligence to avoid stories that touch....

Did the op say that the number plates belong to the vehicle he posted?

U wan buy abi na FRSC website u wan dey roam upandan?
Phones / Re: Sold Sold by Sellfish(m): 5:42pm On Sep 14
SA
Autos / Re: 2003 Honda Accord EXL (Full option) V6 for sale by Sellfish(m): 5:35pm On Sep 14
Front pictures

Car Talk / Re: I Bought 10k Fuel = 8L, My Car Used It Up With 19km Drive, Is It Okay? (pics) by Sellfish(m): 4:15pm On Sep 14
2cribz:
In english. Basic tune up or maintainance such as tyre change,spark plugs,coils,engine oil filter,radiator dismantling, washing and flushing,engine air filter engine air filter upgrades,oil drain gear oil drain,cleaning of injector mouth,mass flow sensor cleaning,to the extreme injector cleaning thats if u want to dismantle the injector nozzles,fuse change and checks,these are basic DIY that can be done at home on saturdays and Sundays. Alignment, bwll joint change tyre change,shocks,bushings AC top up,refil and flush should be handled by both quacks and proffesionals ,under your supervision no be oga come by 5 to pick the car scam......
Your car exhaust facing engine does not have Catalyst,your car can only overheat if the fans stop working and u were using AC.car won't overheat ,even if u remove the thermostat, unless in extreme caseszm,your radiator hose or hose going into injector mouth is leaking or your engine fan stops working. Engine fan faces driver side while ac fan faces passengers side if the engine fan merged with the radiator stops working,within 40mins of driving,the engine will shut down and vehicle will stall. If you drive on aluminium engine,just forget that engine on overheating. Once naija quacks open your engine to change any part,they won't torque back the engine to spector specs,but rather would over tighten some parts and problem upon problem till either the owner use the car get accident do thanksgiving for church for taking his scrap away ,or he sells to an innocent buyer. So u inherited a problem, install catalyst and enjoy your car.if you like change engine,mind you.ladipo boys don't sell complete engine with ac compressor,catalyst and inj3ctor mouth. They will detach all and sell separate.



Sir, are you aware of the existence of paragraphs?

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Celebrities / Re: Isreal Dmw's Deep Bow To Davido – Loyalty Or Too Much? (video) by Sellfish(m): 11:58am On Sep 14
Same men who lick a random woman's vagina are the ones castigating Israel for bowing down to his meal ticket grin


Fucking clowns grin

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Autos / Re: Foreign Used (registered) 2012 Toyota Highlander Limited by Sellfish(m): 11:43am On Sep 14
Mrtesso:




Kindly note it was purchased and registered for a client who didn’t take delivery of it. It’s in pristine condition.




Tear-rubber Lamba 2025 model


Senior man, I fear who no fear you grin
Autos / Re: Sharpest 2006 Honda Civic For Sale by Sellfish(m): 11:39am On Sep 14
mrcrabs:


I see price me self shake head, that price for an 18yr old car.

God help us

Vehicle looks toks...if it is, na the normal price presently the op call so..

If it's not toks, then his price is too high.

Corolla of same year is 7m+ presently sha

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Phones / Re: IPhone 12 Pro Max Needed. Location Jos by Sellfish(m): 8:22am On Sep 14
Alexta01:


How do i contact you?

Go to a physical shop and buy phone....You can find any model of iPhone at Hamaz in Jos..

No later come here cry say sontin do your money...


iPhone isn't such a scarce commodity that you can only buy it online..
Car Talk / Re: Vibration Of Engine When AC Is Turn On(Honda Accord 2011) by Sellfish(m): 8:17am On Sep 14
amtheone:


Ok. Do you think by changing to electrical compressor will solve the issue? I don't want to buy the electrical compressor and the issue does not go away.

No online advice for a vehicle's mechanical issue has 100% guaranty..Nothing beats physical diagnosis by a qualified technician

I have simply pointed you to the areas you might want to look at to fix the issue

1 Replace manual compressor

2 check engine compression to know if it's weak or not.
Politics / Re: Locations Of Petrol To CNG Conversion Centres Across Nigeria This Weekend. by Sellfish(m): 8:10am On Sep 14
Mtchewwww undecided

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Agriculture / Re: Akomolafe Henrich Banks ₦150M Farm Demolished After Backing Lagos Demolitions by Sellfish(m): 8:19pm On Sep 13
Hand don touch am grin

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Autos / Re: Rest In Peace Gazuzz by Sellfish(m): 7:04pm On Sep 13
meobizy:
August 28, this was posted. He was forgotten on the 30th. Nairaland — though a useless platform — is a moving train. If you don’t post anything in two days, you will automatically be forgotten. The only activity you will experience is one or two mentions a month or two later. The man has been dumped in history. He won’t even be remembered for wasting otherwise useful time here.

Don't comment on things you know nothing about...Go back to romance and ashawo section where you hibernate 24/7


Gazzuzz was a pillar of this section....He helped many of us here and also grew his business's online presence here..He contributed a large quota to the automotive knowledge disseminated in this section....

And no..he won't be forgotten...His memory lives on in many of us here

Even in death, Gazzuzz is more useful to us than you are.

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Car Talk / Re: Vibration Of Engine When AC Is Turn On(Honda Accord 2011) by Sellfish(m): 6:56pm On Sep 13
amtheone:
The engine of my Honda Accord 2011 vibrates seriously once I turn on the AC, especially in traffic and the gear is in DRIVE MODE.

The first mechanic suggested that (vacum) should be introduced and a technician was called to do that but still no result.

I took it again to another mechanic, he suggested that I should change the AC compressor to electronic type. According him, the one present is manual type. I have not change it yet.

Please what do you think could be the solution. Thank you.


The 2nd mech is right

That manual compressor puts too much load on the engine...

On the other hand, it is more tolerant to abuse to than the auto compressor

It can also be that your engine is weak, hence the noticable stress on it when AC is on...

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Politics / Re: FG Declares Monday A Public Holiday To Mark Eid-Ul-Mawlid by Sellfish(m): 6:27pm On Sep 13
anonymuz:
I pity you. I forsee bad vibe from your importation grin

Na why I dey beg God to show me mercy embarassed

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Politics / Re: FG Declares Monday A Public Holiday To Mark Eid-Ul-Mawlid by Sellfish(m): 6:17pm On Sep 13
Timely announcement ...time to offload some accumulated semen

Make I quickly import Yemisi for a long weekend of sexual healing cool

Gracious God, as I go forth accommodating your daughters, no allow any of them die for my house embarassed

Amen

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Car Talk / Re: I Bought 10k Fuel = 8L, My Car Used It Up With 19km Drive, Is It Okay? (pics) by Sellfish(m): 4:02pm On Sep 13
RichIgboBoy:
oga why not buy a toks engine and enjoy your ride?

Op is an attention seeker..This is the third thread he has created concerning this his issue...

Leave am make e cry blood....This is how he created a thread crying about his wife endlessly...

If e like, make e drive the moto until the leaking fuel sets the vehicle on fire and burns him alive

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Car Talk / Re: I Bought 10k Fuel = 8L, My Car Used It Up With 19km Drive, Is It Okay? (pics) by Sellfish(m): 3:57pm On Sep 13
BlindAngel:


I don't like corolla, but because I was told it's very fuel efficient, and the difference between it's consumption and Keke isn't much and very noticeable. I have optioned to go for corolla.

It's not true that the difference between a Corolla and Keke isn't much...If this your Camry is in top shape, the fuel consumption difference between it and a Corolla will be at most 2mpg. ..

If you need very minimal fuel consumption, get a Toyota Yaris or Honda Fit..

I see you have refused to heed my advice in the other thread you created..that your mechanic should check for leaks in the tank and fuel lines, because that's the only issue that can cause such crazy fuel consumption...

But you ran off from there and created this thread to keep crying...I don't know if you are just jumping around seeking attention without any intention to solve your problem, that's if you even have such problem to begin with...

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Phones / Sold Sold by Sellfish(m): 10:36am On Sep 13
Sold
Phones / Re: IPhone 12 Pro Max Needed. Location Jos by Sellfish(m): 10:20am On Sep 13
Alexta01:
Need to get phone of good quality
Budget 500k


For sale

One Halo Power bank that has car battery jumpstarter, tyre pump, two USB charge ports, and a 12 volt port...complete with accessories ..All functions working perfectly

80k

Location..,Jos

Crime / Re: Man Shares How His Financially Struggling Friend Was Misleading Women by Sellfish(m): 9:37am On Sep 13
"Ladies confirm what your boyfriend does for a living" yenyenyen undecided

The guys should equally confirm what their girlfriends do for a living innit? grin

Broke women pretend to be high class and collect huge sums of money from different guys...Wear expensive clothes, hold iphone 15, do BBL and charge multiple guys millions for them to have a taste of their expired pusi angry

Why can't a guy do same?

Abi no be the same life all of us come? ....So why should it only be men who should be scammed with fake life? grin

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Travel / Re: 21 Passengers Die In Abuja-Kaduna Expressway Fatal Accident by Sellfish(m): 9:21am On Sep 13
2cribz:
Most hummer buses are scrap, they are not road worthy,but does anything work in nigeria. Majority of these hummer buses have been due for butchering almost 3decades ago,but na naija na,one man scrap is another man's gold. The impact wasn't much,but becos the body of the bus was already scrap,the body shifted and na chassis come remain

Hummer bus that was first released in 2005 is due for butchering 3 decades ago?


Are you sure you are not mad?
Autos / Re: 2003 Honda Accord EXL (Full option) V6 for sale by Sellfish(m): 9:01am On Sep 13
Freebies that the vehicle buyer will get are:

One Tyre gauge

One brand new ball-joint (unused)

Cigarette port Bluetooth transmitter..works perfectly with the factory radio..no funny static noises
Autos / Re: 2003 Honda Accord EXL (Full option) V6 for sale by Sellfish(m): 8:34am On Sep 13
VIN, rear, and dashboard pictures

Autos / 2003 Honda Accord EXL (Full option) V6 for sale by Sellfish(m): 8:19am On Sep 13
2003 Honda Accord v6 EXL working perfectly for sale...pic of VIN below

Fullest option... Sunroof, trunk remote release, steering controls,VSC, Leather seats, dual 12 volt ports all present and working perfectly

Engine, AC, Gear all work perfectly...Powertrain is the upgraded J30a5 that comes in the 2007 Accord...

Upgraded rear lights to those of the 2005 Accord..

Painted on first body..no dents..wash detail, and you have a spanking clean moto grin

Silent suspension..no funny noises there...Suspension is at factory height..no raises whatsoever

Engine thermostat present and working..Fan runs factory spec...

Standard fuel economy..8km per liter city, 10km per liter highway....tested and confirmed multiple times ..

Every thing is factory standard...no monkey business..seats, radio, headliner, door mats, floor rug, boot liner all in factory state...Zero Rust.. Power boot opens and raises at the press of a button on the remote

2 brand new tyres at the rear.. Front tyres are a bit used..about 60% thread left..

Price..3m...

Location.... Jos, Plateau State..available for inspection mostly weekends...

Call or Whatsapp 08036236090 for more info

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