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Autos › Re: Presidential Lexus LX570 Now Available For Sale by Sellfish(m): 8:48am On Aug 09, 2025
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Phones › Re: I Don't Like What Google's Android Is Doing by Sellfish(m): 3:59am On Aug 03, 2025
Kewtt:
Open your full chest...remove the bra..na Samsung dey dia
My hand no dey o grin


I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about
Phones › Re: I Don't Like What Google's Android Is Doing by Sellfish(m):
Wilfem:
That's one thing some people do not realize. Updates are good for your phones or other devices because they fix bugs, improve the phone's performance, and protect it from possible vulnerabilities.
Don't be data-stingy. cheesy cheesy
Not always true

Some Phone manufacturers also use updates to effect planned obsolescence on their devices...These updates gradually cripple the device and in some extreme cases even occasion major damage, just so that the user is forced to dump the device for a more recent one... After all, if devices keep working flawlessly, only few people will be pushed to upgrade to newer ones

A case in point is one company whose screens of some of their phone models are developing lines left right and center grin
Autos › Re: I Need Toyota Sienna Model 2005 Told Standard by Sellfish(m): 5:15pm On Aug 01, 2025
greggng:
Add me on whatsap 08062593234

The right question is ...where is your location? Not where are you from ...where I am from is not necessary....but location of the car is very vital

Car location is Gowon estate lagos
No be you go tell am question wey e wan ask sad

"Where are you from" means he wants to know if you are from the same tribe of those who.might have scammed him previously , so that he can decide to or not to avoid yougrin

Op has a right to avoid being serially scammed by people from...... wherever
Autos › Re: 2008 Camry 7.2 Last Last by Sellfish(m): 5:07pm On Aug 01, 2025
amstamon:
I guess you're the one that replaced them?
Anyways, serious buyers don't comment on post. They call.
Lying and insisting this car's bumper and headlights weren't recently replaced won't get you anywhere grin..anybody wey sabi direct Belgium car bumpers will tell that bumper is direct belgium without even looking at it twice..

Look at how sharp those headlights are compared to the vehicle's rear lights...Now explain how a 17-year old vehicle has such shiny headlights while its rear lights are looking far worse
Autos › Re: 2008 Camry 7.2 Last Last by Sellfish(m): 4:51pm On Aug 01, 2025
amstamon:
Everything intact
A inhouse car mostly used by the wife
Engine and gear untouched
Super clean interior
First body(you might want to paint the front bumper)
Everything intact
Factory ac
Ibadan
08038130918
Video of the car attached 👇
https://youtube.com/shorts/L1N2YiK4BFs?si=emcIjcMRnxvdC7VA
First body but both headlights are clearly recently replaced grin

But una try as una replace the accidented bumper with direct Belgium one wey im color almost match the motor own ..Almost

Hope no one died in the accident sha smiley


You say you wan sell accidented Nigerian used Camry for much again? huh
Education › Re: Contractor Hands Over Ngozi Okonjo-iweala Female Hostel To UNIZIK Ag. VC by Sellfish(m): 7:24pm On Jul 31, 2025
Is it a spiritual hostel that was handed over?


Or why isn't there a picture of it in op"s post?
Car Talk › Re: Appeal Court Rules FRSC Lacks Power To Seize Drivers’ Licences, Vehicles by Sellfish(m): 6:09am On Jul 29, 2025
"Lawful Justification" they said grin


Good luck with anyone else relying on that judgement ...before Dem go determine what is or isn't "lawful Justification", you fit don rest for Kuje prison like 3 months grin


If these law officers can't find anything to pin on you, they can just seize both you and the vehicle on suspicions of terrorism and hand you over to DSS for "further investigation" grin


Best practice when dealing with these people is to be courteous, show them what papers they ask, and give them even if na two hundred naira when they ask for "anything for the bois"

The Court won't be there to help you if they decide to waste your time with trumped up allegations ...before your lawyer go file case to enforce your right, irreparable damage may have been done to you..

Nigeria is far too rotten for anyone to gamble with his life in the name of "enforcing his human right"...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel And US Leave Gaza Ceasefire Talks In Qatar by Sellfish(m): 9:04am On Jul 25, 2025
Lmao


But they were quick to accept a ceasefire on Iran, as Dem see say Iran dey return the wotowoto fire for fire grin


When the strong chokes the strong, peace must come hell or high water...but when the strong are choking the weak, the strong can choose to abandon peace anytime, as is the case with Israel and Gaza grin
Business › Re: Tummy Tummy Noodles Scandal: A Case Of Defamation And Corporate Sabotage by Sellfish(m): 6:23am On Jul 24, 2025
All I know is that Indomie is the only noodles I care about


Y"all can make of that whatever you wish
Celebrities › Re: Tom Njemanze Dies Of Prostate Cancer by Sellfish(m): 8:46am On Jul 20, 2025
Lexusgs430:
Cycle of life...... 🚴😁

Buhari probably thought he would never die...... 💭😁
just the same way you think you will never die, while mocking a fulfilled man who died in his 80s
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 54th Birthday Today by Sellfish(m): 9:25am On Jul 19, 2025
correctguy101:
See you. ...

You don't know what a healthy lifestyle can do for you.

Not the nonsense these dieticians and oversabi always talk online o. I'm talking about getting to deeply know and understand ya own body and treating it well....

Even if you don't know anything else, know yasef better than anything else and all will be okay both psychologically, mentally, physically and even spiritually...
All this looking young thing is mere aesthetics

After all said and done, the body knows its age

Besides, ostensibly very"fit" people have been known to drop dead suddenly

What's the benefit of looking young and healthy, when there is no guarantee one won't drop dead the next minute?
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 54th Birthday Today by Sellfish(m): 9:21am On Jul 19, 2025
Myrepublic:
Comot there. I know someone like you must wanna come prove some stu pid point.. My point is that,there are lots of women who would have looked way younger than their age,if not for child birth.
And there are lots of women who still look younger than their age despite childbirth

It's not for you to you to say how she will or will not look if she has given birth

Celebrate her and move on
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 54th Birthday Today by Sellfish(m): 8:58am On Jul 19, 2025
Myrepublic:
Hbd to her.. if say she don born like three ,she for look older

But it's all good for her.. wishing her the very best in her future doings
Respect yourself undecided


If you feel she should have added kids to an already overpopulated world, it's up to you to birth the kids to cover the quota you feel she has not covered...


Let the beautiful woman breet
Celebrities › Re: Kate Henshaw Celebrates Her 54th Birthday Today by Sellfish(m): 8:49am On Jul 19, 2025
Living her best life cool

Some people will come here saying she is celebrating looking young while some of her mates are celebrating their grandkids


My own opinion is that we only live once, so we have only this one life to enjoy ourselves...There is no special place in the grave for those who married and had kids...It's all back to zero for all of us once we breath our last

Whether one is married, has kids or not has no benefit for the dead...Even the heaven most of us worry about does not have being married or having kids as one of the criteria for its entry grin

Shine on Kate cool....I am here for you to beat up anyone who talks sheet about you sad
Autos › Re: Nigerian Used Toyota Camry 2010 by Sellfish(m): 8:18pm On Jul 11, 2025
chido20:
Is it V6. Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
D motor resemble your V6 Camry wey loss?


Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Business › Re: Banks To Report Monthly Transactions That Exceed ₦5 Million by Sellfish(m): 10:51am On Jul 09, 2025
5M naira is basically around $3,225 at 1550 naira to a Dollar


$3225 divided by 30 says is circa $107


So Government is saying that anyone in Nigeria who makes $107 a day or more should be on fraud watch grin


This balablu government is obviously hell-bent of institutionalizing acute poverty as a national heritage undecided
Health › Re: Sex Enhancement Drugs: Expert Exposes Killer Mixtures That Send Men To Early Gra by Sellfish(m): 7:21pm On Jul 06, 2025
Sonofgod1990:
Since i have known how to make my woman cum in less than a minute i no dey worry my self again. Once i just put my something and go direct to her weak point she go cum sharp sharp and i go sleep my thing.

Say no to stimulant drugs
E no good
Lmao grin


Your woman has left you to your sexual inadequacy, and now always pretends to cum as quickly as possible so that you can leave her alone cheesy
Technology Market › Re: Oppo F11 4gb/128gb Clean by Sellfish(m): 10:25am On Jul 05, 2025
Abbeycaesar:
Available for sale
Oppo F11 4gb/128gb clean like new and working perfectly with a hairline crack on the screen


Price: 60k firm
Contact: 07068966419
Location: Lagos

Waybill possible to any location
Important question


Does it still support WhatsApp
Autos › Re: Neatly Used 2007 Honda DC Not Yet Register, by Sellfish(m): 9:34pm On Jul 04, 2025
neutralmind:
V6 or 4 cylinder?

Kindly specificy.

#enquiry
#nairaland
1 tailpipe for said vehicle means it's 4 cylinder
Crime › Re: Lagos Court Dismisses Defilement Case Against RCCG Pastor by Sellfish(m): 7:13am On Jul 03, 2025
joseph1832:
Such cases are usually DOA. Since there is no nobody present who actually witnessed him insert his penis into her mouth, the case can't see the light of day. Also, having her testifying to him doing that nonsense won't be able to hold water, because she's underage and underage person's can't be witness in court, neither can they be trialed for committing an offense.

Hmm.
Online Barrister grin


For me, it's the absolute confidence with which you spew so much misinformation...

As a practicing lawyer, I can assure you that you are very wrong...underage persons can give evidence in court as long as the court is convinced he or she understands the questions put to him or her...

And minors can also be tried for criminal offences..

Resist the urge to have an opinion on things you know nothing about grin
Crime › Re: Lagos Court Dismisses Defilement Case Against RCCG Pastor by Sellfish(m): 7:10am On Jul 03, 2025
bigiyaro:
Witness as how? Is someone supposed to witness the act before? This case is simply a case of word against word. But anyhow, something around Dat kind of thing happened somewhere around them.
Even the alleged victim failed to come forward


Or you are saying even the alleged victim did not witness when she was allegedly defiled?
Autos › Re: Foreign Used 2016 Honda Accord | Full Duty Paid by Sellfish(m): 4:21am On Jun 30, 2025
DeucesAutos:
Foreign Used 2016 Honda Accord 🇺🇸
Full duty paid

💰: ₦14m

📍 Mainland, Lagos

☎️ and 🗨️: +2347069372084

Please Note: [b]No comment(s) will be responded to. Call or WhatsApp Messages ONLY[/b]
So why didn't you post the advert only on calls to your phone and inside ya WhatsApp status? huh

You Sir are very funny grin
Technology Market › Re: Iphone 12 Pro 256gb by Sellfish(m): 8:00pm On Jun 27, 2025
iLoveYouToo:
My ‘panel’ has True Tone and Face ID working. Cool ‘panel’
True tone and face id go still work after Dem change screen?

Do you have any idea how nearly impossible it is to get those two to work on a changed iPhone screen?

Do you also have any idea how much it will cost to buy and replace an iPhone battery that won't be giving that nasty battery message?

If it's affordable to do, why you no fix everything join d panel before marketing it at a far better price?
Technology Market › Re: Iphone 12 Pro 256gb by Sellfish(m): 7:56pm On Jun 27, 2025
iLoveYouToo:
The screen has got cracks, it’s optional. I’m responding in a civil way to school you, if I speak my real mind I will get banned. I’ve been banned on this thread 😆
Take your civility and panel to the nearest phone tech, and stop hawking jagbajantis here
Technology Market › Re: Iphone 12 Pro 256gb by Sellfish(m): 7:40pm On Jun 27, 2025
iLoveYouToo:
Every market get him buyer. FYI, this is my business phone, I’m texting with the ‘panel’ right now.

I’ll post a screenshot of it. Thanks for texting.

I upgraded the ‘panel’ to iOS 26
If you dey text with am, why buyer go change screen?

Carry you gbese panel and sell to a nearest phone tech who can sniff out whatever problem it is you are hiding in it

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