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Food › Re: Welcome To My Kitchen by Sellfish(m): 7:31pm On Oct 04, 2025
Hardeybohwarley:
Abeg allow me make i laugh. Na so so pictures dem go dey post, person no go know how much maggi dey inside.

You don enter am now.
I seriously enter am o grin

Na why food pictures no dey move me again

I don too shege for photogenic food hand grin
Food › Re: Welcome To My Kitchen by Sellfish(m):
Good looking food...I hope they taste as good as they look grin... No be to use 10 Maggi cook one Spaghetti o grin

Because I don see shege for all dis "posh" Abuja Restaurants angry

Like this now, I am still farting uncontrollably due to the beautiful concoctions from a Popular Abuja food vendor...I dey pray make shit come but e no gree come cry
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Vs Liverpool (2 - 1) On 4th October 2025 by Sellfish(m): 6:19pm On Oct 04, 2025
Angelfrost:
Neighbours?!! Since when?!!

This game suppose be draw.

My prediction is draw, except there's poor and biased officiating.


Liverpool is slipping badly... Slot, what's happening?!! undecided
He was riding on what Klopp built at Liverpool when the team won the Premier League last season

With the new transfer window and infusion of his own players and philosophy, he has been stripped naked grin
Education › Re: Nigerian Bar Association Slams Universities For Admitting Too Many Law Students by Sellfish(m): 6:04pm On Oct 04, 2025
ExudeLoveToAll:
It's not about the NBA president, council had this issue with universities for some time, some school admit 3 times more than their allocation which is bad.
And the admitted students passed yes?

Even if they cheated in their universities, it is practically impossible to cheat at NLS...I attended NLS Agbani in 2014/2015 and I know I toiled like a mad person to pass the Bar Finals...I have never experienced such intellectual strain before or after that NLS...

So for the fact that they at least beat the Bar finals, the NBA President shouldn't be a soggy blanket and dampen these people's enthusiasm at being lawyers by making them feel unwanted.

He, CLE and BOB know what to do to nip overpopulation of the Bar, if they really want to...He doesn't need to publicly call anyone out..
Education › Re: Nigerian Bar Association Slams Universities For Admitting Too Many Law Students by Sellfish(m):
As a lawyer myself, I think the NBA President just aired his personal opinion on this matter, an opinion which I do not agree with..

Unless he can prove he was never surplus to requirement at any point in his life, I believe he should live and let live

As NBA President, he has direct access to the CLE, BOB, University VCs, and all Law Faculty Deans...So I am at a loss as to what he is slamming in public when he can conveniently walk into their offices and express his displeasure at the situation..

As long as these people were able to pass the rigors of their various University Faculties of Law and also pass the more than rigorous Bar Final exams, I believe they have earned their place as our learned colleagues

When these new wigs pay their practicing fees to the NBA account l, I am sure he won't reject such funds because they are surplus and undesired members...More lawyers means more money for the NBA yes? grin..and I am sure he will never complain about too much money entering the NBA Aza. grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Hamas Are Ready For Lasting Peace, Israel Must Stop Bombing Gaza"_ Trump by Sellfish(m): 5:13pm On Oct 04, 2025
7upnigeria:
Its easy for a failure to talk down on successful people.

Why didn't your father try to settle the Israel-Hamas war if it was that easy.
Make I teach you small lesson


Await ya ban
Phones › Re: Let's See Your Homescreen by Sellfish(m): 4:36pm On Oct 04, 2025
Ok

Wait make I screenshot an

Thanks for compliance


Screenshot added..simple and uncluttered

Foreign Affairs › Re: IDF In "Readiness To Implement The First Phase Of Trumps Plan" In Gaza by Sellfish(m): 2:18pm On Oct 04, 2025
Even while negotiating for peace, they are fully ready for continuation of hostilities cool


Up Israel
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Hamas Are Ready For Lasting Peace, Israel Must Stop Bombing Gaza"_ Trump by Sellfish(m):
Donald hustling tooth-and-nail for his Nobel Peace Prize grin

Hustle recognizes Hustle grin

After Hamas releases the hostages, and then US/Israel renege on their own part of the agreement, who will the Palestinians cry to?..the now-impotent UN? grin

Bullshitter Donald bullshitting the Hamaz bullshitters..the real "American Hustle" grin
Technology Market › Re: Diy Lithium Ion Like-minds by Sellfish(m):
This is my small contribution to the thread for those looking just to power TV, decoder, DC Fan, and charge phones..No inverter, no ups...just DC power straight to appliances....

I got a 19volt 32inch LG TV, an INEC 48ah blue battery and one of those 19volt Saiko 19/30 volt distributors...If you can't find the blue batteries, any 12 volt rechargeable battery will do..Lifepo4 preferably

The Saiko Distributor stepped up the battery current from 14/12 to 19 volts to power the TV..

Then I ran two different cable from the same battery which supplied 12 volts to both my fan and the decoder....Just to keep the decoder safe from overheating due to high voltage, I had someone run a 12 volt mosfet which stepped down the battery's 14.4 volts to 11.8/12 volts for the decoder.

Then I attached a female cable to a car charger in such a way that I could plug it into any of the 12 volt cables and charge my phones...by my estimate, only charging that way can charge my phone more than 30 times...

Powering the TV and decoder alone this way lasted for about 20 hours on a single battery charge.

Powering the fan alone lasted for about 36 hours with no reduction in fan speed...

Powering all together lasted about 13 hours

NB...TV power consumption measured by a watt meter is 16 watts...pics of the TV's model sticker, fan, and the DC converter is attached to this post...

Fan is an Itel 12-volt rechargeable fan....consumes 9 watts at low settings

I didn't bother measuring the decoder's power consumption because it obviously consumed so little...

I have sold the set-up due to relocation tho..but if for any reason I have to go off-grid, I will go totally DC... DC bulbs, DC TVs, Rechargeable sound systems, DC fans, etc...i hear there are even DC fridges these days....

Inverters are fast going obsolete for those who have simple power needs..They waste power, and are extra item to maintain and repair..

But if you need to power ACs, washing machines and other heavy household stuff with battery power, I don't think you can dodge Inverters...Very expensive Inverters and similarly expensive batteries

Crime › Re: Girl Slaps Guy Who Won’t Let Her Dance In Peace ( video ) by Sellfish(m): 1:21pm On Oct 02, 2025
otipoju:
You just dey find person wey you go dey whine. So na until him grab her breast's.

All his grinding his pelvis behind her back no be touch... thus video alone is enough evidence for the girl to press charges for serial harassment.


Dem warn you several times to behave yourself, you dey behave like he-goat wey dey on heat.

Him for respond back na. As him no get home training, dem din reset him brain for am
Grind his pelvis behind her back you said? huh


Are you sure you are seeing what you looking at while watching that video?
Crime › Re: Girl Slaps Guy Who Won’t Let Her Dance In Peace ( video ) by Sellfish(m): 8:49pm On Oct 01, 2025
otipoju:
He was given several chances to stop harassing her sensually but like the fool that he is he kept going on until he received a well justified slap.

If he was in America, he would either be dead or in prison easily.

Keep your hands to your self is a life saving advice.
Please show me where he touched her

Then I will withdraw all my statements on this issue
Foreign Affairs › Re: Germany Arrests 3 Hamas Operatives For Planning To Attack Jewish Institutions by Sellfish(m): 8:03pm On Oct 01, 2025
Just hand them over to Mossad or Shin Bet grin


CNN and AlJazeera will soon start spinning the narrative and look for a way to blame Israel for this grin
Crime › Re: Girl Slaps Guy Who Won’t Let Her Dance In Peace ( video ) by Sellfish(m): 7:59pm On Oct 01, 2025
Tohsynetita1:
It’s not a matter of just so close, but privacy intrusion, for example, you are moving towards east, I followed you, you changed to south, I followed, you changed to north, I followed, you warned me but I didn’t listen. Anything you did to me, na my luck.
So from the video, where and where did the girls move to and the guy followed her?

If you maintain a positionz make sure you maintain that same energy when the tables are turned
Crime › Re: Girl Slaps Guy Who Won’t Let Her Dance In Peace ( video ) by Sellfish(m): 7:44pm On Oct 01, 2025
Tohsynetita1:
Either you are the guy for supporting this rubbish you spew out.
It’s a dance contest for individual and the girl Dey dance but you Dey intrude, she had warned you several times that she doesn’t want you but you refused. Look at this case, you Dey pass a street and their is power line or naked wire or transformer or any deadly animals around . You have been warned with post bill to “kindly leave the environment, because it’s not save” but you Dey claim their is freedom of movement.
You are dead already.
So na why she slap am be that?

If a guy slapped a girl because she feels she is too close to him in a public place, na your type go begin quote law on Gender-based violence, violence against women, blablabla...

So if I feel someone is too close to me in a public space, I can slap the person?...Just like that?
Crime › Re: Girl Slaps Guy Who Won’t Let Her Dance In Peace ( video ) by Sellfish(m): 7:41pm On Oct 01, 2025
otipoju:
Na your type dey die like fowl for America.

Once you invade someone's personal space even in a public space, the person has to tell you only once. The next thing na to shoot you to death.

Learn to leave people alone and mind your own business.
Her reaction was not commensurate to the act complained of..

What if before the person shoots, the other person who is also armed shoots first upon noticing the other person is reaching for his/her gun?...Or you are not aware that in the same US, practically everyone is carrying?

Imagine it was a guy who slapped a lady for being too close to him in a public space...

Being a "woman wrapper" has no benefits

When and if that guy returns to return the favor, I hope your ilk won't suddenly stop encouraging violence, as you are now.

I am not saying the guy was right ..but the girl's response was totally uncalled for
Crime › Re: Girl Slaps Guy Who Won’t Let Her Dance In Peace ( video ) by Sellfish(m):
The girl acted foolishly

From.the video, they were both in a public place, and he never touched her...Na she go tell guyman where in an open street he should dance? huh

The guy for return the slap as e de hot undecided

He should have instilled in her a little dose of that home training that her parents did not instill in her
Politics › Re: Important National Structures Built During The Regime Of General Yakubu Gowon by Sellfish(m):
Brendaniel:
And guess what?

They were all built in Lagos some people are now claiming that the evil in Aso rock built, the money used in building all these were coming from oil from the south but they tell you that they own Lagos.

This is only Yakubu Gowon, there were 5 presidents after him who still kept on building Lagos, but today they want to claim Lagos and give glory to the evil in Aso rock for building Lagos
There is this saying in law that "he who owns the land owns everything on it"

As a proud Yoruba guy, I can comfortably tell you that regardless of who builds what in Lagos, Lagos and everything in it belongs to the Yorubas cool


Federal Government also built many infrastructure in Portharcourt and Kano...Why haven't you and your likes claimed ownership of those places too?

Una don see we Yorubas finish, that's why y'all have the guts to trash-talk us undecided
Technology Market › Re: Essential Phone (SOLD) by Sellfish(m): 7:44am On Oct 01, 2025
bizzlemie:
Na who no know phone dey call Essential phones "outdated". One of the most effective and beautifully built devices out there that went under the radar in this part of the world.
Picture of your own Essential phone or .....
Celebrities › Re: Hospital Rejected Somtochukwu After Jumping From Her Home - Arise TV Host, Okpe by Sellfish(m): 7:22pm On Sep 30, 2025
So young, so dead cry

Her panicking contributed to her death sha...Her fellow tenants who did not panic are still alive to tell the story

I sha don't know what kind of panic would make a person risk jumping from a 3rd floor....Was she maybe desperate to avoid being raped by the robbers, as a fine girl wey she be, or what exactly was she running from? huh
Technology Market › Re: House Items Up For Sale Due To Relocation (SOLD) by Sellfish(op): 6:59pm On Sep 30, 2025
SOLD
Technology Market › Re: House Items Up For Sale Due To Relocation (SOLD) by Sellfish(op): 8:22pm On Sep 29, 2025
Still available
Technology Market › Re: Essential Phone (SOLD) by Sellfish(m): 3:23am On Sep 29, 2025
Such large lower bezels in 2025? grin

Looks like a phone I will go out of my way to avoid
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Celebrates 71st Birthday, Winners Worldwide React by Sellfish(m): 5:05pm On Sep 28, 2025
DEROX:
grin cheesy be like you fail law school ba you come dey vex
Lol

I was called to Bar 10 years ago


Rest
Technology Market › Re: House Items Up For Sale Due To Relocation (SOLD) by Sellfish(op): 1:27pm On Sep 28, 2025
SA
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop David Oyedepo Celebrates 71st Birthday, Winners Worldwide React by Sellfish(m): 8:47am On Sep 27, 2025
I have nothing to say..Thank God it's not by force to wish anyone a happy Birthday undecided

I will rather use this space to remind you all not to forget having our national Saturday Morning Special cool

It now amounts to terrorism and national sabotage not to have akara every Saturday Morning....See Section 45 of the Nigerian Sabotage and Terrorism (Akara and Allied Matters) Acr (2025)

Ignorance of the law is not an excuse...

Celebrities › Re: Peller And Jarvis Share Romantic Moments In UK by Sellfish(m): 7:50am On Sep 27, 2025
Very handsome couple cool

Iberiberism pro max grin




Spits
Celebrities › Re: I Make ₦10 Million Plus Per Show – Portable Blasts Lookalike by Sellfish(m): 6:37am On Sep 27, 2025
Nice to know


When Tinubu's taxman comes for you, sha don't cry like that boy Peller grin
Technology Market › Re: House Items Up For Sale Due To Relocation (SOLD) by Sellfish(op): 12:22pm On Sep 26, 2025
Still available
Technology Market › Re: House Items Up For Sale Due To Relocation (SOLD) by Sellfish(op): 12:30pm On Sep 25, 2025
SA

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