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Family › Re: Cleaner Inherits £43m Fortune After Winning Court Battle Against Boss’s Son by Sellfish(m): 7:24pm On Oct 30, 2025
Towtow influence


Fear woman

Autos › Re: The Car That Never Asks For Attention But Always Gets It. by Sellfish(m): 5:08pm On Oct 30, 2025
Same 2007 4-plug Camry which is plagued from.the factory with excessive engine oil consumption?


It's well
Foreign Affairs › Re: 100,000 Young Men Flee Ukraine In 2 Months As Borders Open (Photos) by Sellfish(m): 4:57pm On Oct 30, 2025
Strangely, Ukrainian women are not obligated to bleed and die in defense of their country ...They are free to come and go as they please grin


But after the war, they will claim equality with men undecided

Hypocrisy much
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Judge Arrested After She Urinated Outside Courtroom by Sellfish(m): 9:00am On Oct 30, 2025
Village people live in Amelika grin



A lightening metamorphosis from being "my Lord" to being "the accused pawzin" grin

Devil:1
Kristyne:0
Crime › Re: Missing Person: Have You Seen Barrister Jeffrey Lotanna Ucheagwu? by Sellfish(m): 7:38pm On Oct 29, 2025
Kaiiiiii

May my learned brother be found
Foreign Affairs › Re: Police Raid Drug Cartels' Neighbourhood In Brazil, 119 Dead (disturbing Video) by Sellfish(m): 7:13pm On Oct 29, 2025
Ohhh boiiiiii shocked


South Americans be like Fulani...dem no hear "abeg" grin

Both Police and the drug cartel are made of the same cloth....So the wotowoto was fire for fire grin

At least the dead have rested while the living will likely calm down a bit
Crime › Re: Two Sisters Killed In South Africa For Rejecting A Man's Advances (video) by Sellfish(m): 5:25pm On Oct 29, 2025
Joeboypondeck:
Na wetin I go do be that if any girl no gree my advance be that
please tell me you are joking
Crime › Re: Thieves Use JCB Crane To Steal ATM Machine In UK (video) by Sellfish(m): 4:59pm On Oct 29, 2025
erad:
Nothing like ATM machine...

Its an ATM... Automated Teller MACHINE!
Is that why you are shouting? undecided


If you no make 1st class for uni despite this your oversabi, u should be imprisoned for 16 years
Crime › Re: Thieves Use JCB Crane To Steal ATM Machine In UK (video) by Sellfish(m): 4:56pm On Oct 29, 2025
Same way those thieves used a crane to lift themselves into the Louvre to steal those jewels in Paris


It's Crane time grin
Christianity Etc › Re: Ex-Hamas Wife, Daughter Of A Hamas Founder, Leaves Islam After Meeting Jesus by Sellfish(m): 12:30pm On Oct 29, 2025
Na Spy...They have sent her to gather Intel


She should be watched with caution


Taqquiya at its finest
Technology Market › Re: 280AH Lithium Cells/battery by Sellfish(m): 7:39am On Oct 29, 2025
coretechng1:
lifepo4 voltage
What exactly do you mean by "lifepo4' voltage

This your response might make people think you are a scammer
Celebrities › Re: Social Media Erupts As Regina Daniels Is Spotted With A Mystery Man by Sellfish(m): 7:21am On Oct 29, 2025
Achawo wey relocate from Ghana to Kano na Virgin for Kano


Just saying
Politics › Re: Inflation Figures Disconnect From Lived Realities - Punch Editorial by Sellfish(m): 6:39pm On Oct 28, 2025
Things are actually a bit cheaper presently ...

Inflation isn't all the government's fault... Nigerian businesses are generally very quick to raise prices when needed but somehow mostly 'forget' to reduce prices when relevant factors so allow..

Our fellow citizens' wanton desire for excessive profit drives inflation far more than Government factors..

Our Government is crappy yes...But so are the majority of our Citizens.... A combo of both has brought us to this point.
Education › Re: LASU Epe Hostel Repairs By Students by Sellfish(m):
Is staying in the school's hotel compulsory?

Only problem will be if the school collects the 50k caution fee regardless of whether one stays in their hostel or not

That being said, Nigeria is a crime scene...the fact that it's very likely that nothing will be done to the LASU authorities for this orchestrated fraud against young people is worthy of being extremely ashamed of
Family › Re: I Have So Much Resentment Towards My Parents by Sellfish(m): 6:25pm On Oct 28, 2025
Nwaikpe:
You watch too high school movies.
and are simply a
"Western wannabe."
Your opinion, however irrelevant to me, is your entitlement
Family › Re: I Have So Much Resentment Towards My Parents by Sellfish(m): 6:15pm On Oct 28, 2025
Parents owe their children everything for unilaterally bringing them into this stressful world without their consent

Children owe their parents nothing because they are merely results of their parents' sexual recklessness

If as a parent, you give your child any reason to detest you, you deserve whatever results from that child's dissatisfaction

If you can't give your child the best, don't birth...Simple

A large percentage of the problems we have on this earth result from inadequately raised kids
Islam › Re: Gumi Seeks Divorce Without Compensation For Muslim Women by Sellfish(m):
Even though Gumi is mostly a very shady character, I think this is a good one from him, considering especially how economically and educationally suppressed Northern Muslim women are


Allowing this might also help to reduce the rampant cases of dissatisfied and maritally frustrated Muslim women slaughtering their husbands
Foreign Affairs › Re: Albania’s (AI) minister, Diella, is set to ‘give birth’ to 83 babies by Sellfish(m):
AI Coup-de-tat loading

AI selling state secrets and colluding with enemy states

AI arming Nuclear weapons

Enemy States hacking Diella to perform all and more than the above grin


Albania is welcome to donate itself as the guinea pig for these possibilities

We are watching from a very safe distance grin
Politics › Happening Live...Nigeria's Minister Of Information Addresses Genocide allegation by Sellfish(op): 5:43pm On Oct 28, 2025
You can't make this up


Our Honorable Minister of Information is live on CNN disproving allegations of insecurity and religious genocide...while sitting pretty in London grin

Yes London...not Abuja not Kano.... London


Make of that whatever you will

Crime › Re: Wife Of Missing Amotekun Officer Protests In Akure, Demands Answers by Sellfish(m): 8:52am On Oct 28, 2025
*fingers commander" ke grin



May God help my rotten mindset


May the man be found....If he wants to and can be found
Autos › Re: 2012 Honda Accord For Sale. by Sellfish(m): 12:25pm On Oct 26, 2025
Trymeee:
Still available.
Posting engine pictures will help your ad


No be by painted car body and nylon covered interior
Politics › Re: Retirement Benefits: Service Chiefs To Go Home With Bulletproof Suvs, Prado Jeep by Sellfish(m): 10:07am On Oct 26, 2025
May Alex Badeh not sha happen to them..

Retirement means they now face the insecurity that the average Nigerian is facing daily...Just like that former NYSC DG who spent months in kidnappers den..

Not much good a 3 vehicle convoy can do for them in retirement life....

After all the politics and all their military "bloody civilian" sengemenge, here they are with the rest of us facing what they did or failed to do regarding insecurity...

Godspeed Gentlemen
Christianity Etc › Re: I Never Asked My Wife About Her Salary - Pastor Tunde Bakare by Sellfish(m): 9:15am On Oct 26, 2025
But he asked enough to know that her salary was 375 naira, so that he can moderate his house expenditure and leave some for her quietly grin

We know what kind of man you are Sir..
Your kind are the very sly ones who pretend not to care what their wife makes, but quietly tailor their house expenditure to force their wives to contribute as well without expressly asking them to do so undecided
Crime › Re: Customs Seize ₦5.3 Billion Worth Of Drugs Concealed In Imported Vehicles by Sellfish(m): 7:06am On Oct 26, 2025
englishmart:
Almost every Nigerian agency runs without accountability. Customs deliver less than 50% of their revenues to the FG, and so does NNPC, NDLEA, Police, etc.
I know more than 7 NDLEA officers here at Ikoyi, nobody takes Canadian loud like them. In fact, they're the ones who supply seized drugs to street guys.
Every kidnapping gang is headed by a member of the armed forces.
Ok...

Hope you have enough proof if invited to finger-point the officers you know sell drugs to street guys, and also the armed forces personnel who head all the kidnapping gangs in Nigeria...This is also you admitting to know all the heads of all kidnapping gangs in Nigeria ...

How some of you just talk yourselves into trouble is mindboggling......Do you have a prison-wish or something? Are nairaland likes worth the risk of being picked up to explain all this?

I sincerely hope and pray for you that no zealous security personnel sees this your post...
Celebrities › Re: Regina Daniels Spotted In Private Jet Amid Alleged Marital Crisis With Ned Nwoko by Sellfish(m): 7:03pm On Oct 25, 2025
Wretched looking PJ looking like one of those abandoned PJs wey upcoming musicians dey rent to shoot music videosgrin

Looks like a photoshoot to deceive the public into thinking she can on her own afford the lifestyle Ned gave her

Such a damn shame...
Politics › Re: Tinubu Swears-in INEC Chairman, Amupitan (Pix) by Sellfish(m): 4:07pm On Oct 23, 2025
Mrfixitt:
This man has to be careful. If he goes the way of Yakubu to do the bidding of Tinubu, he will regret it. Nigerians deserve better
Are you threatening our new INEC Chairman?


Slow down so that you don't get into trouble with the Government
Culture › Re: Video Of Igbo King In Ghana Installing A New Subchief Sparks Outrage by Sellfish(m):
Willy2025:
How can he even refer to himself as a king in another man's land let alone installing a chief? This is an impunity carried too far. It is common to this particular tribe in Nigeria. I don't usually hear others committing such opprobrium or engage in acts calculated to bring the name of the country into disrepute.
But you people allowed Sarkin Fulani in Kwara whose people are terrorizing and colonizing Kwara and are now enroute Osogbo, Ogbomosho and Iyanapaja -\

Why don't you people go uninstall the Sarkin Fulani before pointing out the log in others' eyes?



Why the Chronic Hypocrisy and busybody? undecided
Autos › Re: Runall Brand New Battery by Sellfish(m): 6:10pm On Oct 20, 2025
Poland2050:
Runall brand new battery for sale. This na fire down battery. Long life span. Na 4yrs warrant. You go use tire. I have two of this decide to sell one which I wanted to use for my venza. Run along for ur purchase now before too late.call 08035011216 watpp
Onye Venza wey dey hawk 'fearly' used battery upandan grin


If e sure for you, comot the battery cap, snap the battery picture and repost
Romance › Re: How Can I Block Nigerians And Indians From Seeing My Video On Youtube? by Sellfish(m): 6:34pm On Oct 18, 2025
lilyheaven:
What are you hiding from us ?
He wants to or is already pirating someone's intellectual property..

That's why he wants to block people from that person's location to see his videos, to avoid the possibilty of the real owner discovering his criminality


The wicked runneth when no one pursueth
Crime › Re: EFCC Arrests 2 Metrodigital TV Employees For Alleged Illegal DSTV Rebroadcast by Sellfish(m): 1:30pm On Oct 17, 2025
kmaster007:
Who knows about "free to sit decoder" can someone explain to me better
EFCC Operative spotted grin


Officer nothing like free to anything o...We all subscribe to DSTV, and if we can't, we watch comic content on Facebook

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