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2 companies i luv very much
1. british america tobacco
2.chevron
they don,t care if u r 1st class or thirdy they invite every1 .SHOW UR STUFF but ass holes like access .GOD I 8 that bank.they are so useless i wish they were not licensed

cos i have always applied for thier openings ,but they feel it best not to invite me for a test why not give everyone a chance to show the stuff one is made of.God i luv chevron

why are nigeria companies like this especially mtn .i 8 them with a passion

even if they invite me.i won,t go, they are not equal opportunity employers

please i couldn,t lay hold of the paper in question .can u be more specific in the jobs profile and description e.g do is it specifically for 2.1 cos that is the latest intown now.

Field Engineer Trainees:

Not more than 28yrs by Dec 31,2006
2.1
0-3yrs graduate of Pet., Civil, Elect/Elect, Geology, Comp. Sci, Chem, Mech
Min of C$: Maths, Chem, Physics
Not taken the Sclumberger test previously
How to apply:
Application letter, detailed CV, CV, photocopies of
credentialss (Birth Cert, WAEC, Degree, NYSC)

Deadline: 20th April

The Recruitment Manager
Schlumberger Oilfield Services
17/19 Idowu Taylor Street
V/I Lagos

or 2/3 Rumuwoke (opposite Shell RA)
Aba-Port Harcourt Expressway
Port Harcourt.

Ikpoba Slope Road In Benin. Why The Accidents There? Please someone explain.

The road is clean - no bumps, no pot-holes - but why is it a nightmare to drivers? God abeg o.

My friend survived in a chain of accidents involving 5 vehicles. Thank God he survived.

sorry i forgot to add tanker drivers to my list ,especially those plying lagos ibadan road they are dangerrrrrrrrrrrous .pray u are behind them and if u are in front let them go 10km before u , if possible let there be a line of 3 cars inbetween (before urs)

i aint no chauvinist but i nearly got hit by a girl today .Jees dont they look who is in front
girlssssssssssssssss

go over to their website ,ur call up number will prove handy
http://webservices.zenithbank.com/erecruit/onlineresume.htm

management trainees forBSC,HND (freshers ) minimum of 2.2 and lower credit respectively also for exxperienced
go over to http://www.gloworld.com/dynamic/postcv.aspx?Cn=GloMobile

A research was conducted on the above subject. Several drivers were listed including danfo drivers, molue drivers, bullion drivers, okada riders, female drivers.

Guess who topped the list? Female drivers! They are the most dangerous drivers in nigeria today.

I subscribe to it, but what do you think?

even in a particular newspaper my friend fell 'mugu' to a company(names withheld) .Imagine they gave him an appointment letter(to cut the whole story short) and asked him for dough.The guy fell flat HE PAID

I think the subject explains it all, don,t give anybody money,,no matter how desperate you are for a job.Please if you have fallen into the wrong hands before,do share ur experience with us.

house help!!! there better things u can do definitely not that

ITS UR BITHDAY , WE GONNA PARTY LIKE ITS UR BIRTHDAY
SEUN HAPPPPPPPY BIRTDAY
PLS WHATS UR AGE?

@zainab so watys ur age presently , below 18, btw 18 and 23 or above 23

quote from drealnonye on today at 10:59:32AM
Mine actually means "the real noni", its from my name nonye.I created the name when i needed a new email address because my former email was always being accessed by my exboyfriend he was always making a fuss about emails from other boys,so i just created another one and diverted all the traffic there.


DID U DITCH HIM (OR VICE VERSA) because HE ALWAYS ACCESSED UR E-MAIL?

zainab,i hope u love myke 4ever.when are u tying the knots together

pls tonisafe send the format ot y email@ success72003@yahoo.com

insurance company ke? well if u can be paid on commission then go to aaico at ilupeju because that is wat they told one of my friends( imagine on commission ) the guy was mad no transpot allowance nothing , but with ur qualificationssssss they might offer u a job.give them a try, it is worth it, remember they are trying to meet up to consolidation , so chkl out ur stock report /market and see the ones up there , give them a try,
But AAICO are selling sares and they need people oooooooooooooooooooooo

MINE IS SENATOR-( not d ghana must go ones o)cos i luv to b a senator 1day.chose surulere cos i was brouht upand live here ,born there too.Community--WELL i am a honest politician ad would statr from d grass roots

N.B iN ANY CASE ,i am canvassing for ur votes when i decide to run as a senator(prsident?) i hopr u'll all vote 4 me, free lap top if i win so long as seun returns me unopposed and endorses me , i promise
ilove u all

@legs what is ur own story(i can guess though)

@ zainab what is ur own story? Z4M4eva.I dnt want 2 puzzle it out.I just tried 4 LEGS and my head is still steaming.Nyways lemme guess-it means zainab for me for ever.If the "M" parts refers to a him.I woulda suggested u mentioned his name instead or could it b that the m stands for micheal. mohammed ,nmensah or mecca, make we know abeg

funniest user name--babadudu i guess, ;maybe because i luved babadudu sweet while still a kid, it wasn,t funny when i visited the dentist on 2 occassion.I repented and changed to kuli kuli( sorry i wasn,t an aje butter kid)

Lets look at itm from the point of view of service.To be quite frank with you .i am proud to be born in nigeria,and proud to be in naija at the moment but I AM NOT PROUD to be associated with the wrongs of nigeria.
1I am not proud to be a citizen of the 4th most corrupt country in the world
2.i am not proud to be in acountry where her people from the niger-delta are kidnapping foreign hostages(to the extent that 1 sufferd acute diabetes) as if it is d answer to d problem
3.I am not proud to be from acountry where the rule of law is not maintained and scientific customs are yet to be consumated

pls lets call a a spade a spade.pride is different frm patriotism, I am 100% patriotic but not 100% proud

@toni, when will u reply my message?

You are always welcome

i am replying you because u posted it.U did not reply the message i sent to ur box and i am not happy about it,
anyway i wrote the test 3 yrs ago, it was a combination of both aptitude and professional assessment.I can,t remember how many series of test but it was a lot, some aptitude test took 10mins some 5mins (i.q)( all yhose bull, shapes)(infac uhad to turn ur head to determine the next shape)but the main assessment was the professional---if u are a geologist then they ask questions like, insert the sedimntary basins in a map of nigeria, i think we have 12 of them, Then u are given a map with so many boreholes , u are asked to draw up the contour lines using the elevations given , draw a profile and determine the oil---water, contact, i hope it helps

how are u doing?

hello zainab ho are u doin?

Seun, the guru, I think this is the way i will be adressing you hanceforth.hONOR IS GIVEN TO WHOM HONOR IS DUE, i actually stumbled across nairaland when ti was given the setting to my v-mobile , since then i have been addicted