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Zandra1:
When I saw the topic of this thread (without even opening the thread) I was laughing so hard, then I saw the first post from the poster (though sad) I began to roll on my bed with laughter. Then when I saw some of the replies, with tears gushing out of my eyes I rolled off the bed while laughing. This thread is so freaking funny. Oh goodness .

@poster, though my advice might be late please take heart. Am not laughing at your predicament.

i have taken heart already.I am okay
its nice when a man is on his own although i heard from some quaters that it is nicer to be with a girl.well i will take the former for now

please i got a call from celtel yesterday .i could barely hear the caller but he introduced himself as a staff of celtel .Owing to network failure or so,the line went off.He later called but this time he wasnt audible.Pleae what do I do?.I know the call is not unconnected with the application i sent recently

please i got a calkl from celtel too but the line kept on cutting off.I could barely hear the caller.To further worsen matters the number was hidden (private )pls what do i do?

nobody should give a Bleep about me.

@ogamadam @fellow below was my posting earlier on.

Re: She Will Pay For Playing Me.i Will Ensure All Girls I Meet Suffer Broken Hearts
« #119 on: December 28, 2006, 01:57 PM »

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@mr mayor kindly peruse the most recent comments to see if there are any insulting or inflammatory statements from anyone.For all i care you are the one raining insult on my poor humble innocent soul and guess what?I have learnt not to take any insult targeted at me from the cyberworld as personal, rather I have developed a thick skin towards it.Anyway no hard feeling.I still find your 1st posting worthy of note.Thanks all the same

@topic thanks for all your contributions.I really did not deal with any girl as stated in my earlier postings.They were just figments of my mischevious imagination.Truth be said the so called girl cheated on me.I have learnt not to trust any other girl.She was my first love.Right now I am on my own.When God says it is time,then its time.
I am only surprised that she said "I love you" and did not mean it.
sorry girls for those inflammatory statements targeted at the feminine folks and sorry guys too for derogatory remarks about the opposite sex.Truth be said .I WAS REALLY HURT.Cant tell you if there was any sex in it but one thing she CHOP my money.I know what a bad guy would do.But I am not prepared to follow that part.
After all "A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage"

OgaMadam:
this is my view below.

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Your name belies your intellect.

You are daft. period.

I think you said SHE is going to pay not others.

Did you know those other girls are not the ones that played you?

As sure as the God who avenges blood lives, you may end up paying for what you do to destroy their lives (girls in question)

Now i know it hurts to be hurt. But letting it out and making someone pay leads us no where - u cannot improve you character like so.

Its hard, but forgive her for your own good. and be a strong admirable man, walk away with dignity, God may smile on you and give you one your worth.

Ok boy?

Madam

oga madam easy on me.Somewhere in my posting i said the 5 girls that would pay was a figment of my mischevious imagination.I hope i locate it somewhere so i can paste it for y'll to see.Haba how would i do terrible things to girls.easy abeg.

kitaun:
Senator 100, your brand of politriks would be needed more in the Politics Section, you're even contradicting yourself! Portsmouth never say die spirit? which year was the home video released?lol

LMAO yes football is politics nowadays

mukina2:
senator . .you love your team really well . . .
keep it up . .pompey for real

10ks mukina jare.

MyPeace:
Senator you hv tried but you are wrong, seems you didnt get what the person told you. As i posted the question, i ran into someone whos currently running the programme.

she said that, the first sesseion you pay N75,000 which is tuition fee, 32,000 acceptance fee and other small small payments, like I.D cards and so on, that she paid close to N120,000 in her first sesssion.

That they are about resuming for the second session, and they are asked to pay only N75,000 tuition fee.
consequently, to do the programme you should have your N200,000.

Thanks ur correction is noted

@busta well the kid, they would have to drag the play and store rooms with their dad .

@ idea your comment is most pecuiliar hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very strange.Head has connection with otokoto o.What do you need her head for?Nywayz ur choice -men's room is noted

cutiee_xx:
i've ne'er seen a topic lik'' did one. anyways, i can't' say i know what a guy prefers bu' i can tell it ain't necessarily going to b the chest area because thanks to development in techno, we can can carry out plastic surgery, addin' more boobs if u want, or gettin' some if u ain't got som'. u feel me?

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for your comments so far

you're welcome.Thanks once again

@busta thank you

i am telling u the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth.

4 GIVE ABI 5 GIVE WETIN U TALK.confessing to me is an insult already.Infact it is an insult upon injuryI will go batshit with her.

wickedness in high places, where is thy love?(black eyed peas)

TO Y'll -i have monitored pompey since their dark days in division 1 and when they climbed to the elite division,this was our chance to prove to the world that WE ARE POMPEY THE GREAT.CHAMPS OF DIV 1. certainly(i didnt say hopefully) 3rd this season.next season winners.INSHA ALLAH , BY THE GRACE OF GOD
AND 4 ALL UR INFO .KANU IS NOT THE REASON I AM WITH POMPEY.I have been a fervent fan.The never say die spirit.
Of course mY team have always been barca since i was born but dudes i needed a premiership team.I had no choice than to identify with the team with the team spirit,the never say die spirit ,the team with a bright future , the one , the only
p-----o----m----p----e-----y

Busta:
boi, wats got this girls swarming all around u?

enways, best way is to tell them that u've got Aids and see who sticks by u!

LMAO This aids issue plsssss o

Anyway A true friend sticks with you through thick and thin no matter what(can it apply to HIV)

Will She stick with you when the going gets tough? "Like a bad tooth or a lame foot is reliance on the unfaithful in times of trouble" (Proverbs 25:19).
(when the goin gets tough e.g AIDS)

i got it as a text from an old enemy.I still don't know what to make of it.

graciella:
tell them that you are an aids patient (hiv positive)

LMAO

Problem with Girls?
when a girl says no,she means maybe,when a girl says maybe,she means yes.Y DONT THEY EVER SAY YES

Problem with Virgins?
She lived a virgin she died a virgin.What she could not give to man she gave to maggots.
(please i am not in anyway promoting promiscuity)

HA HA HA HA HA HA
LMAO
didnt u read the instructions (click once).Y d double posting?
Anyway since you have no proof that she is 2-timing.I wont be forthcoming with a tracking method.Hear you --"she hasnt called ,texted,"so FUCKING WHAT?Please if there is no evidence as hard as catching her in the act.then forget it.You will just be doing great damage to yourself.Just relax.A good cure "do something that interests you most ,something that can evacuate her image from your mind".if you're a football fan i'd suggest u watch Atlanta 96 S/F nigeria vs Brazil.Just kidding anyway.
All u have done is an abberation to the principle of natural justice which states as i quote "you cannot afford to destroy someone by stigmatizing him/her with allegatory offences unless proven otherwise in a court.

@mr mayor kindly peruse the most recent comments to see if there are any insulting or inflammatory statements from anyone.For all i care you are the one raining insult on my poor humble innocent soul and guess what?I have learnt not to take any insult targeted at me from the cyberworld as personal, rather I have developed a thick skin towards it.Anyway no hard feeling.I still find your 1st posting worthy of note.Thanks all the same

@topic thanks for all your contributions.I really did not deal with any girl as stated in my earlier postings.They were just figments of my mischevious imagination.Truth be said the so called girl cheated on me.I have learnt not to trust any other girl.She was my first love.Right now I am on my own.When God says it is time,then its time.
I am only surprised that she said "I love you" and did not mean it.
sorry  girls for those inflammatory statements targeted at the feminine folks and sorry guys too for derogatory remarks about the opposite sex.Truth be said .I WAS REALLY HURT.Cant tell you if there was any sex in it but one thing she CHOP my money.I know what a bad guy would do.But I am not prepared to follow that part.
After all "A broken relationship is better than a broken marriage"

harvey:
never knew what moet et chandon was.she wanted to know what it tasted like,and after having a feel,she opted to her usual.local champion thats what she is.

WORD!

Fools have this happiness-to be easy with themselves and to front for others.Original poster might have looked expensive so she had to play the expensive girl.A cashier in school !if u had really hooked up with an affluent girl or average girl.she wouldnt have gone that far.Opportunity comes but once,so she took advantage of it.(opportunity to taste it)Who knows?She might have felt tipsy subsequently hence the "cooked up" speeding ticket story

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i have confirmed it the MPA programme for part time costs 75,000 naira and u pay it once for the entire duration of ur program but u 'd have to pay a returning fee of 7,500 for the subsequent session.Acceptance fee is 32,500 .It means ur cost would look like this 75,000+ 7,500 +32,500

From all i can see.you are a gunner.Oh yes saw the thread by mukina on ''arsenal fans, ''.
you are chelsea,mourinho's man .well bro i got good news for you  in Fratton park  for the return leg .your slim 2-1 win over us at stamford bridge was  a mere fluke .and for your info what is funny about us seeking  a uefa champions ticket

pompey the great

MPA partime is about 100 000, full time i think is 60 or 70k cant remember sha