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uglier than mona lisa

Ugwumba:
More quotes from senator100 - has he harakiri'ed yet?

that was then.i am turning a new leaf come jan 2007

o.k i give up

if u want everyone to remember u after your gone then do this one thing- Call all your loved one's to your house, make them stand opposite u then pour petrol over yourself, sit on a chair look directly at them all, then start smiling this really physco smile with all the evil in you and then torch yourself! then it's just a matter of time till u burn up. And they'll remember u alrite fr the rest of their lives and beyond.
ps- it would be better if u could keep your smile while your burning!!

she wants a ready made man.My guy she isnt the kind of girl a man should put up with.Leave her alone and please psls please plsssss don't spend your meagre resources on her.Let go of her.BETTER DONT BE INFATUATED BY HER BEAUTY WHATEVER.GIRLS OF THIS DAYS ARE NOT JUST 2-TIMING BUT 50-TIMING.TO BE FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED
Q.E.D

@superman
lol

@thoniaslim beautiful ladies everywhere my foot? The latin word 'ugly' came to be associated with girls.

i want to go easy on girls.No more games and no more relationship.Just friends

well if its nothing sinister .yes i do

and a happy new year.want to know my new yr resolution?

thank you all for ur wonderful contributions.
and merry xmas

@eurphoria .pls i am waiting 4 ur contribution.how is it so girly?

what is all this recharge card about?

3 times baby boy

@naija4life my point is this 'dont trust em'

@smartsoft abeg no vex.send her flowers.natural rose flowers and incidence perfume
@mrmayor dem swear 4 u why e be say u dey follow me 4 the full nairaland follow follow

ol boy na quarrel?

fellow:
Not this guy again. I mean how long would we continue to put up with your posts. They get sickening everyday and i don't think i can take anymore,
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maybe u didnt get it.most times when u call a girl on phone she usually delay in picking the call.when she eventually picks it.if she has labored breath(like the breath of a 100m runner who has just crossed the finishing line) then most probably she was in bed wih a guy who most have been banging her real hard.she eventually explains her quick breath by telling lies e.g i am sick,i am having headache,or my phone was upstairs so i was racing to get it.
i had the experience during my nysc .i was posted to PH .i was banging a girl from rsust.when her bf called she claimed that she wasnt feeling fine and that she needed a recharge card.

This thread is dedicated to our first love.Whether we like it or not you always have a deja vu feeling or a feeling of nostalgia whenever u see hear or smell his/her favorite song,perfume or attire causing us to remember him/her.
As for me my first love was obiageli(of blessed memory) she used ultra scent her favorite song was women of praise.i still find her irreplaceable.

give her candle and unripe banana ,, she will love you
yeye boy u no know wetin to buy 4 ur sweet heart

i called a girl it rang and rang and rang she didnt pick but when i was about givin up,i just heard a click,She had picked it and guess what :she had laboured brEathing
my question -y are u breathing heavy
her reply- i was racing upstairs to pick my phone
my mental judgement--u dey craze u ,dem dey f--k ur rain out

2nd girl-y are u breathing heavy
her reply.i have headache
my mental judgement-4 ur mind person wey get headache , dey breath heavy.abi hradache don turn to asthma

PLS WETIN UNA THINK

if u love a bird ,let it go if it returns it is urs if it doesnt it never was

how long has it been since when u first met  and when she stopped calling you.I sked this question because girls are very pecuiliar beings.i suggest u stop disturbing her with calls,no texts nothing .a girl i toasted called me after 6 months .i pretended as if i have been waiting for her all this while.After i had my fill i just walked away.i wooed another of their specie in a party while i was in school .she embarassed me to my dismay .i was so ashamed because she was a fuckin jambite.she called me later and u now what happened (things are beta left unsaid) u know the end story.
anyway just leave her after all she was the one who started it all .she will do the calling ,i promise you.I believe she likes you but since she has made the wrong step of approaching u first(african mentality) because u were probably shying away.The ball is in ur court.if it has been up to 1 month since she called u last then i suggest u work for her.If she rebuffs u on phone leave her alone.The ball is in ur court

so u mean u havent tapped her calls? if u havent then u should try to.have u confronted her? are u sure that it was her voice and her moans that u heard.i know there are various sense organs we have as humans,the powerful of which is the sense of sight (seeing is believing).all u have said and your friends comment are not evidences .u have no proof just conjectures.try to give her the benefit of the doubt.u already made the mistake of not picking her calls.Suppose your friend just lied so he can ave a go at her.plsmake everything as it was before but this time try to monitor her movement.pay 4 my services
To be frank sani ,u have to act as though u have heard nothing and seen nothin(culled from see no evil hear no evil)

Sista:
Yes I have heard of selecting the type of gender you prefer and I think you prefer the male gender, is that what you are going to select?

You were up to no good as well, you are just mad you got played first. When you get involved in a game, there is no telling when the game will be over. The game last longer when both of the players play very well, you were just a bad player, get over it. Stepping up your game by degrading women with your wanting to be gay (tool) won't make your game with the women any better.

of course i will prefer the male gender the xy chromosome not the xx.

jammin:
@Topic. you are a sucker. 1st rule of relationship. NEVER believe a thing she tells you.
2nd rule NEVER trust her.
3rd rule NEVER release your heart
4th NEVER EVER be kind to her
lastly, alway be prepared to Step, at the drop of a hat. you can't go wrong if you approach things that way.

lol

sweet ivy:
Tght hank GOD u no be GOD, can't you forget the past and go forward? cause if you don't, it will affect u terribly, life must go on, we have all been hurt one way or the other, please don't take it to heart, it will ruin you.

inspite of the fact that i like your comment this girl in question was actually my 1st love.i gave her my being whole and entire not half and half.she paid me with a broken heart.I am still thinkin of what to do to her sisters  they are still very much close to me, she has 2 , one in ss2 the other is about entering the university.I am seriously thinking of wht to do to them .thinking seriously 

hilda won gallantly but the announcement from the pro (pdp) had obanikoro's name as pdp flagbearer in lagos.y is pdp so incompetent? should an area boy 20times worse than tinubu be allowed to rule lagos?some one who cant even speak english.what is happening ? or are they saying that williams is not a good opposition to the AC action congress candidiate

pls i need help

what is the best way to break a girls heart.I have had my fill.i just have to move on.But this girl is just hanging there.she is really irritating.I promised you all 5 girls and more(if possible) but i am still hooked on to one.She called me on phone and said i should 'come to her house' .I shouted at her and said who the hell she was for making such a useless request (thinkin she would go)but she has decided not to leave me .yesterday she gave me a glass jar to pacify me, y wont she go??
i have other fishes in the ocean o

diary 2nd day 20.43 11-12-2006
the spoilt brat, didnt know she was a v or that her stuff was tight , didnt care anyway, i was with raincoat she received it in anyhole in her body.i constantly told her:i love you i love you : the asshole believed , pls baby come this nithe 4 more action but this time give ur mama another lie

as for the ewes givin me ridiculous names . i believe they want to see my d--k .my weapon of mass destruction, dont worry u wil post it on the site soon.thank God i aint a woman.one of the xteristics of women apart from MR NIGER D is that they are tO F--k and BE F----D.THEY CAN F---- anywhere anytime and anyhow

@freelance .d law of karma wont definitely work here
cos i aint got no sis
even when i get married havent u heard of gender selection?
no body to suffer my deeds i know the assholes will call it my wickedness , that is y they are assholes e.g sista
anyway i have dcided no to xchange words with bit----s.they are up to no good

solidarity to fellow women .dont worry i feel ur pains.just know this , this world is meant for men